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Please don't kill yourself. /jp/ needs you!

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>>8622555
I was thinking of making this there but I dunno if they'd even know what I'm talking about. And /jp/ is like my home board. I'm too scared to go outside my house.

I don't know what to say. Perhaps you should spend a day considering other options rather than suiside. Get consouling or become a hermit in the wilderness.

Go to russia maybe? That place is huge.

I don't understand why everybody thinks helium exit bags are painless. It's basically a feeling of suffocation. While it technically only takes minutes to knock you out, it feels much longer because you start losing your senses pretty early on.

So in short, it doesn't take much for your body to start panicking. It takes a lot of will power to actually go through with exit bags.

Trust me, I tried it and failed like everything else in life ;__;

>>8622549

>>8622700
Interesting, considering that the panic reflex caused by asphyxiation occurs only when there are heavy gases being inhaled. Helium is lighter than most air, so it would not trigger a panic reflex. You did it wrong and got a ton of carbon dioxide in the bag.

Which brings me to another point - there needs to be an opening at the bottom of the bag so that heavy gases (such as carbon dioxide) fall out, thus preventing the panic reflex.

One more thing - if you can get nitrogen, that's preferred to helium.

after I have seen that short documentary about the people who kill themselves on that forest near Mount Fuji I was convinced that I will never have the courage to kill myself, if ready to sort of "leave all my existence" I would actually pack on the only thing from civilization that I would miss (besides internet) which are benzodiazepines, and leave on foot aimlessly till I reached some place wild and desert.

and there I would actually try to survive, be some sort of hermit, leave only with meditation and the struggle to feed myself on the wild.

>>8622549


That's... doing it wrong. If you want into the Japanese happy hunting grounds, then find a vintage Nanbu pistol, point it at your image in a mirror, and let it kill you when it explodes like the legendary piece of shit it is. A weeaboo failure of a human being killed by a Japanese failure of a gun should be enough combined felicitousness to punch a hole right through to Gensokyo.

>>8622700
I dunno, man. I once inhaled helium from several balloons in a row to try to see how squeaky my voice could get when I was like 12 and ended up waking up on the floor with some blood tricking from my head from when I passed out. Was pretty instantaneous. Only took about 5 balloons too.

http://www.mediafire.com/?c4ryqc5g92tpqlz
Enjoy.

On an unrelated blogging note, I have torticollis. Started about an hour ago and this shit is excruciating. Took me forever to align myself to the computer.

ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ meet you there in 70 years OP good luck and please, be a nice host when I get there

You could try something easier to do!
I still remember how I was sewing things when I was younger.

CRAWLINNNNNG IN MY SKIINNNNNN

So, I was thinking, if everyone forgets me, do I fall into Gensokyo? How exactly do I fade into fiction?

The weirdest things keep me up at night.

is the op trolling or is it serious?

>>8624529

I hope he is serious that would mean one less shitposter on /jp/

>>8622702

>>8624536
aw don't be kid just imagine if he was serious...

>>8624529
I'm serious.

>>8624549
He's not kidding. How long have you been here?

>>8624556
lol ok it's troll thanks...

>>8624553

Hurry up if you're going to do it DO IT!, it seems to me you're too pussy or not going to as you're still wasting time on /jp/ trying to get people to feel sympathetic to you and maybe find something worth living for, internet friends what a joke this people will never know or see you anyway now it over with so this thread can lower and /jp/ related stuff can rise

anyway I called 911...

>>8624574
I'm waiting for my helium to arrive later this week.

>>8623229
this book is total crap where did you find it? none of it is true...

>>8624553
oh you are? and why do you wanna kill yourself?

>>8624600

That's too fucking long I want you gone now, just used carbon monoxide or something, you have a car hook up a hose to your mouth/nose and breath in the fumes form the exhaust pipe

it'll take awhile but i'll be painless and you pass out before you feel anything, if you don't have a mask get in an enclosed space like a garage make sure it's sealed.

I really wish I could kill myself, but then again I am dying to cancer and have less than a year to live.

What kind of yokai would I be if I died to cancer?

>>8624632
If I remember right, this doesn't work with newer cars.

>>8624542
You better take more than one bullet.

Also, thinking that there are /jp/ users out there so sad that they want to go to gensokyo early makes me pretty upset. We need some type of offline support group setup to make sure we can all have decent lives. I may not be depressed, but it would be really fun to be able to do things with /jp/ outside of just talking on the internet.

>>8624632
These threads come up on /jp/ a lot. By now you should know cars don't produce a significant level of CO due to the catalytic converter or something.

>>8624632
I've looked up this method. Apparently most modern day cards don't have enough carbon monoxide emissions to make this a reliable way to go. Also carbon monoxide apparently makes some people exctemely nausious before passing out, sometimes to the point of vomiting and overall feeling terrible. I don't wanna go out covered in vomit and having my last moments feel like I'm drunk out of my mind.

Also I don't own a car. Or a garage for that matter.

Sometimes, I think about killing myself, but then I wouldn't be able to play any new games. Then again, I'm probably going to be homeless any day now, so it might not be a bad idea.

>>8624657
I wish I could meet up with a guy from /jp/ to play games and have sex.

I hate sex, but doing it makes me feel better anyway, for some reason.

>>8624709

>I don't wanna go out covered in vomit and having my last moments feel like I'm drunk out of my mind.

>Implying filthy NEETs deserve any better

>>8624542
>going into the zone
>.22 pistol

you are super fucked

>>8623229

Is publishing that legal? I wasn't expecting copyright notices, photo of the authors and all that.

I remember that in other thread like this, some anon posted the link to a page pointing a lot of methods and why most of them don't work. I think I have that link but I couldn't find it.

>>8624709
I wouldn't fuck you unless you were a virgin. From your post I'm assuming not. You wouldn't even be allowed in my house.

>>8624600
Can you send me your Patchouli fumo before you go to Gensoukyou? You won't need it there, you'll get to be with the girl herself.