/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Can I choose the Super Robot I become the pilot of?
If I choose Demonbane do I get a book-loli-waifu with it?
This is important.

First one sounds like I have to do less. For the second I'd probably have to exercise and stuff. At least if a woman is screaming in my ear I can just sit there and filter it out.

>>8624405

In the future please don't respond to shitpost like this okay

The touhou choice is most similar to the way I live now, so that.

The first one.

>>8624409
>>8624410
>>8624411
>>>/shrinemaiden/
>>8624413
>>>/gay/

Oh God...

I've just realized Mazinger sounds kinda like Bazinga... Lol... (Can't stop loling)

It depends on the Super Robot, does it have to be Mazinger if it's Mazinger is it Shin Mazinger, manga Mazinger, manga Shin Mazinger Zero, Toei Mazinger? Can I make up a new Super Robot or do I have to use an existing one?

Would it be a loving marriage?

>>8624414
Haha, you're such a nerd :P

#thumbsup

>>8624423
>loving
>marriage
talk about a paradox lol am i right guys or what

I don't care if my life is "meaningless" if I can marry my favorite Touhou.
That's why I chose Zeorymer, logically.

>>8624436
Good luck mang
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3V9RruqdQE

I can marry my three favorite touhous, and they can fight in the giant robots instead of me.

http://youtu.be/zsJKmfcis6o

Best of both worlds.

Congrats! Thank you for posting the 32238th random Touhou shitpost on /jp/.

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Can I pilot a super robot of my favorite Touhou?

My favorite Touhou is essentially immortal. I would never marry her with the knowledge that she will one day be forever sad at my departure.

I'll take the robot.

;_;

>>8624432
WHOOPS DID YOU JUST SAY THAT OUT LOUD

OP, you are either a shitposter or a man after my own heart. If it was Mazinger, Great, or Mazinkaiser, I'd take the robot.

Otherwise it would be a much harder choice.

>>8624478
How can you marry Cirno... If you can't even get 9s? You 8 baka.

>>8624432
Agreed lol

A super robot, duh. My favorite touhou would never forgive me if I didn't use this chance to slaughter all of the Niggers and Jews.

What if Nono is my waifu? Can I be a pilot of a buster machine AND live with my waiffu?

Can I have a Real Robot instead? Like an RGM-96X Jesta, or something?

Can I be a pilot of a Super Robot and rule earth with an iron fist/destroy it for my amusement/make an utopia for me and my /jp/ bros and destroy the rest of the world for my own amusement?
That whole "protect earth" sounds like some pretentious bullshit.

>>8624504
GET OUT REALS.

>>8624471
She is mine too.
I can never find any douijin of her though.
The only one I ever saw of her was The Gate Guard's duty and that was pretty funny.
Please don't screw a fellow /jp/er over.
Do you have any links.

This is not even a question.

Marry Super Robot waifu. Ryusei end is best end.

>>8624543
Valsione is a real

>>8624548
Real, Super...

Fuck it, she's less useless than Aphrodai A.

>>8624513
You get to protect earth from people like Osama. It's no pretentious bullshit.

>>8624584
But osama was just an actor used to control citizens with terrorism scares, and justify a war against them sand people so we can steal their oil.
Two actors actually. Unless he managed to get younger several years after the first vid.

>>8624623
How DARE you deny the sacred truth of the attacks on 9/11.

I bet you are a fucking nazi you pedophile fuck

>>8624519
Err, why not check on exhentai?
There is a few there. Just search Yuugi.

http://exhentai.org/g/443854/2393797ddf/
If you are too retarded to get past sad panda, then just change the "exhentai" in the link to "g.e-hentai"

If you are looking for non pornographic doujins, then just check danbooru/gelbooru. Don't know how many are translated though. Not sure if the few I own are even uploaded either.

Jews did 9/11

>>8624543
I'd hit Valsione with my Cross Smasher, if you know what I mean

>>8624691
Hey thanks man.
I don't fap, so I usually like the side story douijins.
I'll take a look.
Sorry for just getting back to you, I had a busy night preparing for essays and exams.

pic not related.
Jusyt wanted to make you lol in graditud

Get on my level.

The great folly of realistic mecha shows is that mecha would never be even somewhat plausible.

>>8627182
You don't know what plausible means, do you?

>>8627184

Please provide me a plausible scenario conducive with reality that would make it possible for mecha to exist as a viable form of weapon.

Oh wait.

>>8624470

ITT: If I don't like it, then it must be a shitpost.


I'll take the robot thanks. At least I'll die in a blaze of glory.

Um. Obviously become the pilot of a Super Robot and protect Earth.

>>8627191
>plausible

(of an argument or statement) Seeming reasonable or probable.
(of a person) Skilled at producing persuasive arguments, esp. ones intended to deceive.

(of an argument or statement) Seeming reasonable or probable.

Dictionary. Use it. Love it.

>>8627195

Apparently, having a dictionary handy doesn't grant you any reading comprehension.

>>8627195

>Please provide me a plausible scenario conducive with reality that would make it possible for mecha to exist as a viable form of weapon.
>(of an argument or statement) Seeming reasonable or probable.
>Please provide me a reasonable or probable scenario conducive with reality that would make it possible for mecha to exist as a viable form of weapon.


There's nothing wrong with OP's post, you fucking dolt.

>>8624401
>protect earth
Who give a shit when I have Touhou and Gensokyo?
The real world can burn for all I care.

What if my favorite Touhou is a Super Robot? Can I impregnate it and pilot it as well?