/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Make a greentext thread
>Watch as autists flood the thread like weaboo lemmings, all screaming "who are you quoting?!"
>2012
>Still cannot figure out who someone is quoting
>I bring up the MG42 chambered in .50 autist killa and start cutting the autists down like the otaku punisher
>Begging for their lives, autists start running around like sudo with his penis cut off
>A group of them runs into a side thread
>It's a miku thread
>Weaboo wearing miku bra and panties and oiling his nipples is in it, dual wielding miku dildos
>The ensueing screams are not worksafe
>/jp/, NEET, worksafe, hurr
>Spaghetti suddenly starts pouring out of my mg42
>FUCKING /JP/
>Before i can do anything, some autist is screaming SAGE into my face
>SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE!!!
>2012, still saging threads you don't like
>Draw my anti-tank katanah like i am motherfucking ken-sama, cut him and half of the board into two
>Party van rolls up
>Moot climbs out, he's wearing his uniform as commissioner of the 4chan police
>Tokiko runs up to moot, starts avatar fagging up the thread
>USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
>Moot fights his way through a sea of autists to bitchslap me
>Demands to know why /jp/ still exists
>Whoah this is DEEP, how do i -
>Sion shitposting group starts their counter attack
>Child idol pics everywhere with sudo shooped as their heads
>The Buttranger makes his appearance, screams "I will show you the true power...of autism!!!"
>Moot gives up, merges /jp/ with /b/, creates /bjp/ - Random Otaku Culture
>4chan is now safe