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>>8610642
Not this shit again NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN

>>8610647
What about Orin?

>>8610644

It's a very important discussion, anon.

Not Ran, I can't imagine any animal type touhou having a clean anus.

Cirno's because it would taste like ice cream.

>>8610647

Ran probably has one of the dirtiest ones.

>>8610650

It could be dirty and still taste like icecream.

>>8610649
Relatively clean.
Her mouth, on the other hand

Okuu and Orin both visit the hotsprings. But Orin deals with corpses all the time and probably gets dirty all over again. So I'd say Okuu.

>>8610650
What ice has to do with ice cream

>>8610649

No, animals just don't know how to wipe their asses, man.

Haven't you ever had a cat and caught a glimpse of it's crusty ass? I'm sure she also has a crusty asshole.

What would Suika's be like? I don't imagine she'd care much for keeping clean down there. That would cut into her drinking time.

The real question is how does Reimu's anus compare to her armpits and to her mouth?

>>8610688
Like a jungle

Ran probably has crustiest built up around her tail and on her anus. Imagine how hard it is for her ti wipe with all those tails in the way. I want to sniff ran's butthole the most, though.

I'd say Yukari. She can open portals inside of her own rectum, so she doesn't even really need to poop unless she feels like it.

>>8611937
I'm sure Yukari has plenty of hair around her asshole.

>>8611937
>Yukari

>>8611950
Someone on here just got hard from thinking that.

But seriously this thread's lame.

Cleanest anus?

Probably Youmu or the Scarlet sisters.

>>8611950

Hot

Reimu is hot too, but all she has going for her is sweaty armpits.

Which Touhou's anus would you eat ice-cream from?

None of the young ones have a clean anus because young girls can't clean or wipe properly. Answer is Kasen.

>>8610688

This question needs to be addressed

>>8611937

Mai waifu, I missed the vote/shitstorm how did she place?

Reimu, being a shrine maiden of considerable power I would guess she possesses some intrinsic purity in regards to most things, likely that her anus is clean and lacks of hair judging from the rest of the body.

Marisa, a tough case, she's known for taking baths while reading though I can't remember this source specifically. However if one assumes Marisa has a diet that consists primarily of mushrooms then she has very good fiber intake which would make sure her poops and subsequent wipes are in the lighter side. So relatively clean I would guess. Ass hair presence however is a mystery. If one considers her rivalry with Reimu then Marisa might have a habit of shaving her body just to keep up, but verifying this is impossible.

Rumia, somewhat similar to a roaming hungry beast, she most likely eats a lot and she can't see very well due to her ever present darkness that only goes away on red moons. Most likely never wipes or not well enough due to not being able to see in the dark. Entire butt most likely covered in fecal matter.

Daiyousei and Cirno, being fairies which lack most biological needs they probably need not ever poop or sweat nor have any of the more disgusting biological functions of a regular human body. So it is very likely they have neat and tidy anuses.

Hong Meiling, stands outside of a gate most of the day so she only has the opportunity to poop and wash in the mornings or night. If she does both daily then it would be wisest to poop first and take a bath afterwards. Assuming most days it isn't very hot due to the heat mitigating nature of the Misty Lake and that Meiling sleeps most of the time, she quite possibly won't get very hot or sweaty as well. So most of the time it is likely she has a clean anus.

>>8612115

Very valid points you ACTUALLY thought this out but if we're going to go this far then the real answer is:

Yuyuko

ectoplasm cannot into shit

>somehow middle click /jp/ by mistake
>don't even know where I am
>first thread

>>8612114

>>>/a/

>>8612123

FUUUUUUUUUUCK never saved a Marisa macro...anyway get the fuck outta /jp/

Cirno.

Bacteria hates cold.

You all can fantasize about your favorite tohobutts, but you just can't argue objective fact.

>>8612136

Cold doesn't kill bacteria; heat does. I recommend you understand what you're talking next time about before trying to sound smart.

>>8612130
What a long strange trip it's been

>>8612136


Cold doesn't kill bacteria; heat does. I recommend you understand what you're talking about next time about before trying to sound smart.

>Which touhou has the cleanest anus?

You disgust me.

Reported.

>>8612147

It never ceases to amaze me how anyone with a trip is universally shit.

Filtered.

>>8612148

Stop posting.

>>8612136
If you're gonna use that kind of logic, wouldn't someone without an anus have the cleanest one?

WHAT A SHITTY THREAD

>>8612153

These threads have always been amazing. You must be new.

>>8612153
That doesn't even make logical sense. lrn2categories

>>8612153
awesome artist.

>>8612153

>shitty

iswydt

Koakuma, a minor demon, the fecal specifics of demonic beings are not that known I would fathom. Finding information on this is also rather difficult as any attempts at investigating just brings up the shit demon from Dogma. However demons aren't very known for decent anything so there's a decent chance that Koakuma isn't very decent at the wiping thing, however her summoner, Patchouli, probably made her start doing it once she summoned her and bound her to her service. How well she does it now depends on how long she's been in service now and has been acclimated to more proper habits. So anus cleanliness is a function of how long she's been in Patchouli's service.

Patchouli, if one assumes she skips out on eating then it's also likely she doesn't poop that much either. Patchouli also has mentions of waterproofing books and reading them in the bath as well so it's known she bathes. Thinking about it, Marisa most likely gets her bath reading books from Patchouli. Skinny anemic Patchouli would most likely have a clean anus, but she probably wouldn't put any effort towards shaving it so there's a good chance of it being hairy.

Sakuya, she has all the time in the world and she uses it. Her personal hygiene is most likely perfect befitting her status as a perfect maid. She probably even shaves her anus using her own knives.

>>8612172

Normally I would re-direct you to /a/, but I realize it's shit-poster hour and you're probably trying to be ironic, so I'll just filter you.

>>8612115

>she quite possibly won't get very hot or sweaty as well. So most of the time it is likely she has a clean anus.

But wouldn't her ass be sweaty very often?

Remilia, a vampire which has a diet consisting mostly of blood and cake, blood contains many elements that can't go through the urinary tract and no fiber, cake also lacks fiber. Remilia most likely has very thin waterish poops similar to diarrhea. Waterish diarrhea however is also one of the easiest poops to clean after. There's also a chance that Sakuya helps wipe Remilia however even Remilia would have too much pride for that, but considering the fact that Sakuya can freeze time, Sakuya might just wipe and shave Remilia's anus for the hell of it.

Flandre, has the same diet as Remilia so the same applies, however she spends her time entirely in the basement. Does it have a bathroom down there and does she know how to wipe? If they lock her up there and the only time Sakuya comes down is to bring food then there's a good chance Flandre is self reliant for hygienical matters. However Flandre has the advantage of being able to duplicate herself. This could possibly result in a situation where she splits into four and stands around in a circle where each Flandre wipes another Flandre's butt, even shave possibly. Anus cleanliness depends on Flandre's concerns on the matter personally.

Stopping now, may or may not continue later.

Does Remilia subsist only on blood, or does she eat as well?

If you're not eating any solid food, then wouldn't your anus be really clean?

>>8612195
Oh look, I post and
>>8612193
has already addressed my questions. /jp/ is like magic.

>>8612193
>>8612207
worst 2hus

>>8612217
no ur favrite 2hu is worstest.

>>8612187
Depends on hot one is and how much they move. A relatively still person in a cool environment would not be sweaty for the most part. The ass can possibly get sweaty still, but if a shower or bath has been taken recently then the rate of sweatiness is greatly lowered. Also whether or not she is sitting or not also affects the overall heat of the butt. If Meiling sleeps standing up or lying down then butt sweatiness is lowered, if she's sitting then it is increased.

So overall it depends on whether Meiling washes up in the morning or night and in what position she sleeps in while guarding the gate as well as the temperature.

>>8612064

Anyone?

>>8612146
Dropped-out medfag here.

Bacteria cannot multiply in extreme cold. In sub-zero (centigrade, not faggot-heit), bacteria forms spores which aren't active until the temperature heats up again. That's why food lasts longer in the freezer.

Bacteria is most active in lukewarm temperatures, depending on strain. Some around 37 degrees, others between the 40-60 degree range.

Most bacteria die beyond 100 degrees centigrade, i.e. the temperature of boiling water.

Taking this into account, Cirno and Mokou are likely candidates to have moderately sterile and germ-free anuses; this does not mean that they are shit-free anuses, as shit isn't just germs.

The completely pure Lunarians obviously.

>>8612232
I don't think Mokou's asshole is actually on fire.

>>8612193
>>This could possibly result in a situation where she splits into four and stands around in a circle where each Flandre wipes another Flandre's butt, even shave possibly.

This is honestly some of the best and creative original content /jp/ has had in a long time, and it's about touhous pooping

that says some pretty bad things about /jp/

>>8612237
oops, my bad.

are there any touhous that are, by nature, "hot"?

>>8612237
She does need fireproof pants, though.

>>8612146
>Does freezing kill germs?
>Freezing does not kill all bacteria, yeasts and molds present in food, but it does prevent their multiplication if the food is held at 0°F or less. When thawed, the surviving organisms can multiply again.

You're right. Looks like we're back to just fantasizing about tohobutts.

In that case, I guess Sakuya, then, because she's, uh, a maid who seems to have a natural desire to keep things clean and tidy. Or Remi, for the same reason.

All I think, is that if Ran was wearing a diaper and went number 2, I definitely don't want to be the one changing her. You would practically need to shampoo her tails after every change.

>>8612250
Hm I don't think so. Orin and Okuu can live comfortably in blazing hell so their anus temperature might get high enough. Orin licks her butt too for what that's worth.

>>8612243

We've had these threads before, actually.

>>8612193
I like your logic, friend.

>>8612277
Did we ever figure out which Touhou has the dirtiest anus?

>>8612281
I think it's generally agreed on that Yukari has a hairy, sweaty anus covered in crusty poo.

Gensokyo is set in a location similar to old Japan, and back then people either didn't wipe, or used sticks called "Chuugi" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ch%C5%ABgi)) to wipe. Hence, cleanliness isn't that great when it comes to Touhou asses.

Yukari is a 5,000+ year old woman, an old hag, so her ass-cheeks sag down, meaning that more poo is caught stuck between the cheeks.

>>8612281

I'm not sure. Opinions can differ.

>>8612281

Early in the thread any "animal" tohou because of the placment of the tail to anus, Ran was chosen early because she was 12 and they're of pretty large size so thus making extra hard to get around back there to clean.

also don't Yuyuko and Yomu win this thread by default? ghost can't poop.

>>8612287
But she's a fancy lady too. I don't think she would go around with her butt stinking of poop. She may have adjusted the borders of her poop, too. I think that she poops out a pure, edible violet paste.

>>8612307

>I think that she poops out a pure, edible violet paste.

Your underage is showing.

>>8612287

Bullying Yukari on /jp/ you fucking know better than this....

I better not catch you talking shit about mai tohou again

>>8612309
Not sure why you came to that conclusion.

>>8612300
Youmu's only half ghost. Her human half certainly eats and poops. Yuyuko also eats and has a solid body which does not confirm but cannot rule out pooping.

>>8612315

You're acting like a herb. It's usually something underage do.

>>8612336

Faggot, Yukari-sama is the fucking rightful ruler of Gensokyo, go fuck yourself.

>>8612287
Japanese don't have ass cheeks, so yeah.

Probably evolved to be so flat so they didn't have to wipe.

Letty Whiterock, something one would have to factor in considerably is the fact she manages to hibernate throughout seasons spring through fall and only awakens in the summer. This would mean she would have the metabolic abilities of a bear and be able to develop a fetal plug for the entirety she is sleeping. She would however have to poop this fetal plug out every winter once she wakes up. I can imagine Cirno visiting every time Letty wakes up while Letty is having her yearly super shit. might be why she finds Cirno annoying. I imagine Letty would have bodily functions and abilities similar to that of a black bear. During the period before hibernation, bears stop eating for those few days and lose activity until they eventually decide to start hibernating. Bears are pretty amazing for being able to stay in a period of doing absolutely nothing for so long without dying. Letty even more so for doing it about 3 times as long. So during a good portion of the year Letty is perfectly free of most of the biological functions the body performs normally. So during non winter seasons her anus is probably pretty clean from lack of pooping and sweating as she sleeps if she washes up well before entering hibernation. However we don't know how well she washes up during winter. I searched up bear hygiene habits, but could not find anything regarding them so I am at a loss for Letty's hygienic habits. For anus hairiness, hair growth is faster in summer and slower in winter, since Letty is entirely inactive during every season but winter, her anus hair most likely grows unchecked so it's probably quite hairy.

Actually, did some more research and it seems the extra hair growth during summer is due to stimulation from the sun. It seems stimulus including massages can cause hair to grow more. However Letty is very likely to lack stimulus at all during that period and she probably sleeps somewhere the sun doesn't reach. Since she doesn't poop during that period it would mean her anus is entirely unstimulated. I redact my earlier statement upon how hairy Letty's anus is. Probably still hairy from going unchecked so long, but not as hairy as one might think.

Also going to sleep now, might continue after waking up.

>>8612287
So fucking delicious is Yukaris anus. I wish my mouth could be her chuugi.

But I dot want to stop just there.


I want to be gensokyos personal chuugi. I want to experience every touhous delicious anus and taste their individual flavor starting with the BBAs. This is one of my greatest fantasies I want to achieve when I go to gensokyo

I'll patiently wait for your analysis of Byakuren's gang.

>>8612376

Reported for underage and/or trolling.

Bump

>>8610688
Reimu's anus is a strange blend of flavors, both clean and stanky at the same time, in total balance.

We have already discussed this thoroughly.

you should post this thread on 2chan or make a niconico slideshow.

ah such high quality threads on /jp/. ZUN would be so proud of all of you.

>>8612243
I was honestly thinking the same thing. The logic of it all truly blew me away and that certain sentence truly amazed me.

Cleanest Touhou Anus Discussions >>>>>>>>>> [...] >>>>> Touhou Powerlevel Fights/Which Touhou Would Win in a Fight/Which Touhou is the Strongest?

>>8614388
Like ZUN hasn't spent hours daydreaming about each Touhou's anus

>>8612287
I bet she could just gap the shit out of her anus.

Pretty sweet actually. She probably never has to wipe.

This thread is lacking compared to the other one. There are so many characters to discuss, and we've only gone over like 4.

Mokou and Kaguya don't even need to eat.
Meaning they don't need to defecate either.

Yoshika, because maggots.
No, really.
She has been dead and gone for so long, that the maggots totally cleaned out her anus centuries ago, and have since moved on, leaving nothing but pristine anal cavity.

Considering that she's always ravenously hungry, she has to have some kind of digestive system, but since her biological one shut down god knows how long ago, it has to be entirely magical.

And since its magic, I ain't gotta explain shit.

>>8614432
They still get in bad shape if they don't eat. Kaguya and Eirin during their hiding period may have had extraordinarily clean anuses due to Kaguya's ability if it also applied to their bodies and they didn't eat just because they wanted to. I don't remember what CiLR says about that.

Mokou lives in a shack in the woods though. Probably uses a stick and never bathes or changes clothes. I would not consider her any further.

>>8612193
Oh boy, new pasta available. *saving*

>>8614438

Maggots don't eat dirt....

I want to smell each and every one of their farts. I bet each touhou has a slightly different smell. Then I would like their anuses and stimulate them to poop in my mouth. I would take in that distinctive strong smell and my penis grows ever harder from their waste. I would mash in their poop with my tongue and feel the consistency and compare it with the other and see if there are any food pieces that I could pick out. I would take the remaining poop pieces and ask them to rub it all over my body, combining all the touhous poop together to create a coat over my skin. Then they would masturbate my dick with their poop covered hands untill I cum all over their poop pile.

>>8612485

That pic is sexy as fuck

I can't be the only person on here who loves thick pubic hair on girls

>>8612486
Guess I can skip to UFO for now.

Nazrin, a rat youkai, I ended up reading some rat dietary information pages for this. Apparently most rats are lactose intolerant and cheese gives them runny stool. They are also incapable of burping or vomiting. If one assumes Nazrin favors cheese then there's a good chance it gives her the runs a lot. This makes it so she probably has to go to the bathroom more than normal. Doing more research and rat cleaning habits and it turns out they're very habitual groomers. Apparently in groups if a rat doesn't groom itself properly, other rats will pin that rat down and do the grooming themselves. Apparently this high importance on grooming is a show of dominance and since Nazrin appears to be the leader of her rats one should assume she places high importance on the act herself. She shows herself as a responsible person as well even being more professional than her superior, Shou. Anus cleanliness is probably fairly high despite the fact she probably gets the runs more often than not due to a like for cheese.

Kogasa, an umbrella youkai, yeah, I can't really figure out the pooping habits of an umbrella so all I have to go on is Kogasa's personality and the fact her umbrella is based off eggplants. Eggplants are high in fiber content, but just because it's her umbrella color doesn't mean Kogasa eats it all the time however. Might even creep her out possibly. So we have no real idea about her diet. However if we consider the fact she's an item that goes without an owner we can possibly assume she does not receive maintenance or cleaning. Meaning her anus is relatively unkempt. She also likes surprising people and farting can be a very surprising act. However she's not very good at surprising people so she may not know this. Overall anus is probably uncleaned and unshaven. If somebody takes good care of the umbrella portion though then the human portion might change to reflect that. So if you're of the belief that Sanae has taken Kogasa as her own umbrella and takes proper care of it then there's a good chance Kogasa's anus is clean now. Battered too, if you're also of the belief Sanae is a sadist.

Damn field too long errors.

>>8614936
>Apparently in groups if a rat doesn't groom itself properly, other rats will pin that rat down and do the grooming themselves

NO I do not need any new fetishes

Ichirin, pretty damn human in appearance and ability it looks like really, I also can't understand her connection to her legend that well either other than being a messenger who uses clouds. Her ability is use of Unzan so I take that as meaning she just uses Unzan for a lot of shit. Including cleaning her shit quite possibly. Since Unzan is a cloud with amorphous form that means he can get every last bit and even function as an enema quite possibly. Ichirin's anus is quite clean if she's willing to use Unzan for that purpose.

Unzan, he is a cloud, he doesn't even have an anus.

Murasa, the ghost of a drowned ship captain. As a ghost she probably gets a free pass to this pooping thing, however for this analysis we will assume she does so anyways. Murasa likes scooping water and flinging it so if she were to poop, there is a good chance of her splashing water onto her anus like a bidet. Anus is likely higher than average in cleanliness if she does poop. However she might do this anyways even without pooping so spotless anus if she doesn't poop.

Shou, a tiger youkai that worships Bishamonten, a difficult analysis, but it seems tigers groom well and poop in water when they get the chance. Her worship of Bishamonten provides no insight into her pooping habits sadly. If we were to assume Nazrin as the dominant one in their relationship, there is a good chance Nazrin would clean Shou by force if Shou slacks on such matters. Reading up Shou's backstory however it seems after Byakuren was sealed that Shou maintained a facade as a human for a very long time as a disciple of Bishamonten. That means she's used to the way of human pooping and cleaning. However taking into account her loss of her most prized and important possession she's also considered clumsy and forgetful, but that's what Nazrin is there for. So she likely keeps good care of her anus and in the event she forgets, Nazrin does so for her.

Byakuren, a Bhuddist monk, there's really not much to theorize. One would assume normal human pooping habits and cleaning with the regularity and discipline of a monk. Since she was one to keep up pretenses there's a chance she didn't even fart in public and avoided rude behavior in general.

Nue, the poop of the Nue is unknown. Her anus is as well. It could appear positively spotless to some and absolutely disgusting to others. One might not even realize Nue's poop is poop.

Chen, a nekomata in shikigami service. Chen hates water, but is a cat. Cats are normally clean enough to poop where it's better for them to poop like litterboxes so she probably goes to the toilet. However, she hates water, not only as a cat, but as a shikigami as well. This means she probably showers or bathes not all that much. Wiping works well enough to get rid of the shit on your anus, but not even the most thorough of wiping will make sure to get rid of all the shit on your anus after a poop. It takes water and soap to make sure that not a trace of shit remains. Chen's anus is probably wiped regularly after poops, but still not all that clean due to the fact Chen rarely bathes or showers. Not only her anus will not be that clean, but her entire body as well. Unless Ran makes sure Chen washes up then Chen's probably very smelly.

Alice, a magician who resides in the Forest of Magic. Alice most likely holds herself up to standards based on her peers. Patchouli shouldn't be too hard to be more clean than as Patchouli is perfectly fine smelling of patchouli. However if Marisa holds herself to standards of being as clean as Reimu at least then Alice will most likely be at those standards as well to not fall behind Marisa in terms of cleanliness. It'd be pretty shameful to lose out to a human in both magic and hygiene so as long as Marisa keeps herself clean then Alice will likely keep herself clean as well. However even if Marisa were a filthy girl, Alice would probably clean well anyways to not be grouped in with that "magic hobo who lives in the forest". So Alice would probably have a clean anus. If Alice likes the smooth form of her dolls' bodies, there's also a good chance she shaves down there as well.

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The Prismrivers, poltergeist musicians. As ghosts, they get a free pass on this. And honestly, I know so little about them relevant to this subject I couldn't make an analysis even if I tried.

Youmu, half-ghost swordsman. Her human half is most definitely biological to some degree. So her pooping and cleaning habits should be somewhat normal. However, her ghost half can make things more interesting. It has been shown to be able to function as a spectral duplicate of herself. This means that Youmu's ghost half is somewhat amorphous and able to take on other shapes. It would be able to help her wipe in its duplicate form, but in amorphous forms in general it would be capable of doing anything Unzan can do. Which can include anal scraping and enemas. Thinking about it, another possibility would be swallowing it and then letting it clean your intestines as it goes through your body. I should've thought about the possibilities more when I was still on Ichirin. Thinking about it, unlike Unzan, Myon wouldn't even need to be swallowed as it's a ghost and can simply go spectral through Youmu's body. This can be incredibly helpful if Youmu's suffering some constipation and needs help pushing it out. Depending on Youmu's use of her ghost half, her anus and intestines in general can be very clean. Also if Youmu enjoys her work as a gardener there's a good chance she trims away whatever hair grows down below.

Yuyuko, a hungry ghost, eating so much that if she did poop then there would be no toilet that could possibly survive. The food she eats seems to go into the void however. As a ghost she eats needlessly. So wasteful. Good chance she doesn't poop at all. However if she does then her anus is most likely wrecked from her number 2 sessions.

Ran, a fox youkai and a shikigami. Specifically a kitsune meaning she has 9 tails. This is the crux of the matter. This would make sitting on a toilet near impossible the normal way. Meaning she would have to sit in reverse on toilets. As a shikigami, she would also be averse to washing with water as well. Wiping would also be pretty difficult as her tails in the way. This would make cleaning up nightmarish for Ran. As well as expensive considering all the tail fur she would need to wash. Thinking about it, she would possibly be even less hygienic than Chen. Unwiped anus, tail closest to ass somewhat stained, doesn't bathe or shower. Thinking about it logically, she would be quite filthy. Especially her anus. And even if hair didn't grow on her anus, it would still most likely be covered in fallen off tail fur most of the time.

Yukari, gap youkai that controls boundaries. Taking her powers to the logical extreme, she would be able to simply gap out her shit into the void. However, assuming she likes the act of squeezing through gaps, she might shit for the hell of it just to feel her shit squezing out her anus and asscheeks. For wiping, she could manipulate the boundary of clean and not clean or the boundary between shit and her asscheeks. There's a lot of ways she could do it really. Her entire physical form is modifiable by this power if you word it to use the word boundary. Yukari's anus would be as clean and smooth as she wills it.

And done for now. IN will be done sometime later.

I know this is off topic, but
>It'd be pretty shameful to lose out to a human in both magic and hygiene
>It'd be pretty shameful to lose out to a human in both magic
>lose out to a human in both magic
>lose out in magic
Sorry Alice doesn't have a small box that see needs to use powerful attacks or acts like a show-off

>>8616027
Don't turn this thread into a powerlevels thread. We have one of those here.

>>8614161

>>8612146
sorry I just got here, but ummmmm....
most microbes don't do well in either extreme, and outside of water and with however cold the insides of an icefairy's body may be the bacteria would not be able to live (frozen water how does it work)
as a endothermic craeture you may not be aware of this, but most the reactions involved in life have to be kept within very small temperature and ph ranges

also the cold would keep her shit solid and stop it from smearing

I'd probably have to say Cirno (I only played all the games eough to clear lunatic on each, but I barely care enough to remember characters outside of the fandom's main groups), but if there's a fire character that's work, or Yukari if if we're actually talking about the anus and not the rectum, it's hard to tell w/ how this thread has moved

sanae cause eveyone's dicks are always cleaning it out

get back in here

>>8615962
>she likes the act of squeezing through gaps, she might shit for the hell of it just to feel her shit squezing out her anus and asscheeks.

>>8615962
>>she could manipulate the boundary of clean and not clean or the boundary between shit and her asscheeks

I dont even have a reaction image that goes with how I feel about this

I need like an anime girl with a funny but slightly in pain look on her face shrugging

Suika, an oni with the stereotypical alcohol indulgence. Alcohol can have quite a few effects on the intestines and pooping due to being a toxin, but Suika is an oni so it should be assumed her intestines would have no problem with it. The thing to examine is Suika's manipulation of Density. By manipulating density, it would be possible to condense all her shit into one supershit. This could quite possibly allow her to not poop for even centuries or perhaps forever depending on how well she can condense her shit. It could also be a measure of her strength with the determiner being how heavy this superdense supershit gets before Suika is incapable of moving her ass normally. If Suika also keeps the supershit solid enough so that it is perfectly solid and manage to push it out with her supernatural strength, then it is possible for herself to give dry shits through use of her density manipulation and oni strength. Depending on how long Suika's density manipulation lasts, the poop might also be entirely odorless if not allowed to part itself in anyway. Suika's anus is quite possibly shitfree and not even remotely smelling of shit no matter when her last shit was. Other things to consider are Suika's mini-duplicates and mistform. Suika can disperse the entirety of herself into mist, clothes and all. She could quite possibly disperse herself into mist, leave out any shit mist particles and reform in shit free form. If she's willing to large form herself and create mini-duplicates, she could create an anal spelunker team to head into her own ass. For what purpose, I don't know, as her anus should be pretty clean from the other methods already.

IN will probably be done tomorrow.

>>8617237
How about Johnny Bravo

He's Moe!

>>8620882

No. Don't ever do that again.

Jesus Christ this guy...I appreciate the effort and all but damn, well I guess if you're that bored and have nothing better to do.

Thank god you haven't made up anything for Aya,Tewi the polls were already rough enough on them this year, this goy covered like 3 of my other favorites I'll never be able to see them the same way again ;_;

Wriggle, searching for nightbug pooping habits and diets bring up nothing relevant, just articles on Wriggle and bats. Incapable of determining pooping habits or anus cleanliness sadly.

Mystia, a night sparrow youkai. Night sparrow does not seem to be any actual species of sparrow as far as I can tell. So I can't find information to specific, however sparrows in general bathe. Using dust and snow even when water is unavailable. A sparrow's diet mostly consists of seeds, but Mystia probably has grilled eel as a part of her diet as well. If she keeps seeds as a large enough part of her diet then she should have decent fiber intake, but since she's human sized now, she's probably a bit deficient and eats mostly grilled eel for her diet. Sparrows are social bathers as well apparently bathing in up to groups of 100, they also preen together and sing together after baths apparently. A hot spring with a 100 sparrow youkai like Mystia bathing, cleaning, and singing together would be quite the sight. Due to being a bird youkai, it has to be wondered if she possesses a cloaca or a vagina and anus. Assuming a vagina and anus, then Mystia should have a fairly kept well anus as she seems very civilized for a beast youkai. Even having her own stand for selling grilled eel. If she is capable of setting up a stand, procuring tools for grilling eel, and eel itself, then wiping shouldn't be that much harder. However if we assume cloaca, then that would mean she has no control whatsoever over when she poops as a cloaca lacks any ability to hold it in, which is one of the reasons birds poop everywhere. So she would need a diaper her crotch area would quite possibly be shitty most of the time. However at that point we can't say if her anus is clean or not since she doesn't have one.

Thread looks pretty legit, /jp/.

Keine, a school teacher and were-hakutaku. As a school teacher, and a strict one at that she would probably keep her anus in very good condition. Whether she keeps a literal stick up her butt is something her student may wonder about however. However, on full moons, Keine turns into a hakutaku and hangs out in the woods. The closest thing the hakutaku can be compared to is the cow which will be used as the basis for this analysis. Cows do not clean themselves at all. They also slightly poop into their own vaginas without a care apparently as well. If we go by common assumption that Ex-Keine is more bestial in nature, she might not bother to wipe entirely if she's in this state. She possibly wouldn't even care if some of it got on her legs or feet as well. She would probably wipe and shower once she returned to normal, but for the small time every full moon between the period she poops and the full moon ends her ass is most likely entirely unwiped and covered in shit. Anus is most likely clean for all periods besides that however. Anus is shockingly dirty during the aforementioned period however. She might not poop at all during full moons however as when you poop isn't set in stone. She might have even obtained a habit of pooping beforehand and not eating if this actually does happen to reduce the chance of herself pooping during that time. I imagine when Keine first contracted lycanthropy, she must've been absolutely ashamed when this first happened, coming back to her normal sense while having a shit covered ass and legs. However, if we consider a Keine proud of her other side, then she might not be that entirely repulsed by her own shit. How she views shit after that first time would determine her anus cleanliness of today. She could've even possibly have erased the history of it. However it most likely did happen.

Tewi, a rabbit youkai. Rabbits generally toilet train themselves to reduce attacks from predators by pooping in only one spot so they become less easy to track. However they are also willing to use their poop for territory marking as well and will do it a lot without the presence of predators. They also don't seem to be quite that skilled at holding it in either. A single rabbit will usually stick to pooping in a litter box most of the time with the occasional poop here or there, but multiple rabbits will start poop wars. Eientei very likely has rabbit shit everywhere. Rabbits clean themselves, but dislike water. They can go into shock if directly immersed into it. Rabbits also have a scent gland, where a stinky discharge accrues and needs to be cleaned away every so often. It is locate right besides the anus. Now for the poop itself. A rabbit has two types of poop, the regular waste kind and cecotropes. Cecotropes are specially made by a rabbit's organs and very nutritious. That is why rabbits eat them immediately after pooping them out. They will apparently die of malnutrition without them. They also like giving caretakers a kiss after consuming them as well. It is also not unknown for a rabbit to eat the regular waste kind as well, but it's not a common occurrence. So not only is Tewi's anus very likely to have some dry shit on it and be quite stinky, she has eaten her own poop quite a lot. Even the waste kind most likely due to how long she has lived.

Never change, /jp/.
Never change.

See, this is why when you think, "I know! I have a good idea for something amusing!" you should really stop yourself at the 30-minute mark. Otherwise it sucks you in like a black hole, and then you're writing detailed analyses of Touhou's anuses on the Internet.

>>8625566

I bet you're the reason the placed below 50% this year, i'm going to hunt you don't and end you slowly

>>8621844
I am sorry for affecting your views on your favorite touhous, but shying away from this knowledge would only be a disservice to them, as a person who truly loves them would do their best to know every side of them. Even how they poop and how clean their anus is.

Reisen, a moon rabbit. An alien species, sadly not much is known about their dietary, pooping, and cleaning habits. Sadly, no real analysis can be made. If we assume constant experiments from Eirin, she definitely won't poop anything normal however.

Kaguya, a lunarian immortal, finding information on lunarians is similar to finding information on aliens. So somewhat non existent. Analysis is not possible here either. Though if she has the decorum of a princess then she would probably wipe well if she did poop. However if we take her personality as having devolved into NEET then how well she does it now would be hard to gauge.

Eirin, lunarian supergenius. Could quite possibly discover a method that would allow her to not need to poop anymore. For the same reasons above, analysis is hard. However she might possibly be entirely sterile to help with her research as to not accidentally affect anything. For testing she would most likely use Reisen meaning she probably wouldn't do any nasty things to her own body. She could probably develop a method to stop hair growth in unwanted places fairly easily as well for the purposes of avoiding body hair falling off and causing possible research contamination. Anus is most likely sterile and hair free.

Mokou, hobo immortal. Has quite possibly lived off the forest alone for a long time. There are methods for washing one's self and pooping in the wild. She could probably have figured out the most useful methods over her lifetimes of wandering. However perfect hygiene with the forest alone really isn't possible. Lack of soap is one of the more restrictive downsides. Bacteria can't really be gotten rid of with only water. Overall her anus hygiene would suffer due to this even if she can wipe every time with the amount of leaves present. And shaving it wouldn't be that easy either without properly sharpened tools.

>>8625775
Could mokous manipulation of fire have any effect on your analysis?

>>8625787
Ah, incredibly good point. Fire's generally hard to use to sterilize one self as you're very likely to kill yourself as well as the bacteria you're trying to get rid of, but Mokou is immortal so no danger is present when using fire to clean herself. She could also boil water and give herself baths. for when she wanted to relax. And if she had a bad stomach parasite, she could self immolate to get rid of it in the case her immortality can't cover it. This would allow her to incinerate her own anus and regenerate it into pristine status. She could even burn off unwanted hair. Anus is quite possibly perfectly clean if Mokou is willing to use fire to clean herself.

It must've sucked quite a bit before she learned how to use fire however.

>>8625823

Does her own fire hurt her? Because she still feels pain...

>>8625593
Eh, at this point it'd feel wasteful to not continue. I've done at least half of all windows touhous now.

I have 27 touhous to go if I counted right.

>>8625831
I doubt her usual fare of spellcards would injure herself, but immortals have a different point of view on that sort of thing. It's a speculative approach to an immortals convenience.

>>8625831
No idea, she seems fairly okay with using it in close proximity to herself either and likes the phoenix motif. If it does, then she might possibly have gotten used to it. It would depend on what direction she took when first learning fire magic. Skilled fire magic allows one to use it without burning one's self, but Mokou has immortality which erases any true danger of being reckless with it. It depends on if she decided to be reckless or careful in her learning of it most likely.

However with the one BunBunMaru article it appears Mokou is not that skilled at putting fires out. So it's very likely she took the reckless route and ignored any of the careful aspects of fire magic due to her immortality.

>>8620866
>that whole post
I cannot quote a specific part, because that entire post is just completely amazing as a whole. Seriously, I am dazed by how intricate and creative it was. And probably most accurate as well.
I would like to subscribe to your publications, good sir.

>>8621844
But it is all natural and a normal thing to do. plus it is cute to see cute girls and touhous pooping~

Could you do Yuugi next?
I suspect that since she must eat a lot for her gains, she defecates quite often. But I believe that she would properly wipe due to it needing to be clean during intense workouts. Might be smelly though.

>>8625566
>So not only is Tewi's anus very likely to have some dry shit on it and be quite stinky, she has eaten her own poop quite a lot. Even the waste kind most likely due to how long she has lived.

Oh god

>>8626042

Yuugi smells like shit, don't kid yourself. She also takes massive beer shits and barely wipes her butt; she just works out and lets her feces go everywhere.

>>8626072
A woman after my own heart

>>8625566
>but multiple rabbits will start poop wars

>>8626162
I wish there were doujins about this

>>8626072

Lol'd so hard.

>>8627873

How does Reimu's anus compare to her armpits and to her mouth?

>>8628223
why did you ask that again after it has already been answered

>>8628232

There was no answer.

I'm fairly certain that they all wipe themselves after releasing a giant turd, however, I doubt any of them go to the extent that pornstars do before an anal scene.

Anyways I vote for Cirno.

>>8628545
Yes there was

>>8628583
>>8628545
>>8628223
>>8627873
If you guy(s) are worried that anal examiner-san wont be here for more anal review he will be here. No need for bumping

ignorethistoo

>>8610844

For some reason I find this picture highly arousing.

I think I may have developed some kind of foot or leg fetish.

Fuck.

>>8628580

False.

Bump, since it seems like I'll need to continue sometime tomorrow.

Best thread in /jp/ since Sion.