/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Oh god.

animal abuse is wrong

He's going to make it through it right?

He's can't be dead.

Oh god...

>>8611603
What if it abusing itself?

lol he drink th choclate.

>>8611591
Stop ruining my night twice on the same night!

>>8611603
I wish I could be the bird, dude.

NO BIRD STOP

THAT'S NOT SPAGHETTI

I find myself strangely aroused

fucking stupid bird

why is a japanese bird at the chocolate wonderfall at golden corral, they dont have those in japan

ahahahahahaha the bird got choclate on his head. fucking idiot

>>8611606
Probably ends up like Han Solo except encased in chocolate.

Though if I had to choose a way to die then this would probably be way up there.

I'd lick that bird

>>8611639
>>8611639
>>8611639
>>8611639

YOU HAVE CHOCOLINATION SICKNESS

>>8611591

Kisama had it coming to him.

this is so sad, he can't breathe

as expected of the sadistic Japanese

some stay dry and others feel the pain as HELL

I don't know if that bird is screaming out in agony, or he is opening his mouth to receive more chocolate in his mouth.

まさに外道

I wonder if the chocolate had added oil to keep it from hardening. If not, then...

http://birds.about.com/od/feeding/tp/poisonousfoods.htm

>>8611591
I laughed more than I should have. Thanks OP.

>>8611625
>>the chocolate wonderfall at golden corral

Whoa I googled this. That sounds both awesome and scary.

Someone could like fap and then put their hands in the wonderfall or something.

>>8611741

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXQejgFYig0

the music puts me in the mood to do that exactly

It's CGI from an Adam Sandler movie.

I went to golden corral a few weeks ago and they had it up. There was a fuckhuge crowd around it too, britfags would've loved all the american jokes they could've come up with. My mom couldn't wait to rush back to the table to tell me all about it.

I didn't use it though, seemed kind of dangerous to me for whatever reason. I'm not much for sweets anyway outside of ice cream.

There posting muddy japanese birds!

>>8611617

Is that from a J-drama?

Google isn't helping me.

>>8611897
Hana Kimi - Japan

>>8611900
hana=flower
kimi=you

>>8611876

Fuck. That was an abysmal movie.

>>8611915
What's movie? I don't care for movie I want to see that scene.

Why do you all assume he is suffering? Maybe he is just enjoying the fuck out of that delicious chocolate.

>>8611918
Not being able to breathe is probably the biggest factor here.
This isn't LCL we're talking about

>>8611917

Jack and Jill. Here's the shorter version.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGz1sdLMGjs

>>8611915

I found the video. It's horrible and it ruined the picture. I won't post it.

>>8611932
helvete

RIP spaghetti-bird-chan ;_;

Gimme the chocolate

>>8611991
Madoka a shit

>>8612361
Look like she's sleeping next to a furnace

>>8611591
10/10 thread

>>8612367
Please, restrain from posting your Idol shit in other threads. They're going to prohibit us from posting Idol stuff in the future if we keep doing that, and we don't want that to happen?
Thanks.

I wish I were that fountain

>>8612472
You wish to be a large fountain?

R.I.P

>>8611726
Oh yeah, that's cool.

>>8614908
You are an evil fuck of a man.

>>8614908
It's sleeping....right?

>>8614908

H-he's just sleeping, right?!

>>8611682
I miss the days of the glorious Japanese Bird empire.

>>8614908
It looks like it is pining for the fjords

>>8611932

Oh did it show the bird drowning in chocolate?

Because that's why it was funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdRvlLZLI6c&feature=player_embedded

>>chocolate rain

holy shit

You can see this as the perfect /jp/ allegory

Japanese bird = /jp/

Chocolate = you know what

>>8615074
When has /jp/ had problems with chocolate?

Japanese bird havin' fun

>>8615058

Yeah the out of context picture is a lot more funny when imagine the bird screaming in agony as it dies a chocolaty death.

>>8615088
Those times people were posting chocolate dicks.

>>8615088
chocolate is mainstream shit and /jp/ is too hip for it

Japanese bird rising from the dead
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP51adPtVn4

>>8615257
But my favorite chocolate from an ancient italian family that only sells their products within Mexico! They are named Constanzo, but you probably have never heard of them.

>>8615276
costanza.jpg

>>8615286
That's the cheap brand, for meme spouting shit smearing mongoloids.

>>8616419
I laughed harder than i should have.

>>8616419
Oh gawd, I'm so gay for pokemon. I wish I had money for video games so I could buy an SP.

http://www.wimp.com/dognoodles/

>>8616440
Why not just download a GBA emulator?

>>8616457
I meant DS, and suck cocks. I wanna play White. New pokeymans, new adventure, all that stuff.

>>8616476
Though I have one myself so I haven't looked into it, isn't there a working emulator for the DS?

did he died?

>>8616486
I guess DeSmuMe does wifi now. I'd kind of miss not holding a gameboy in my hands, though.

>>8616569
get a DS/3DS with Flashcard and go wild.

JBCS is the first image in a snuff porn series.

This is just Videodrome slowed down.

Soon you'll be watching women getting whipped to death against an electrified clay wall and loving it.

Then robocop will sex a television.

Hugrlbrbl.

>>8616440
>>8616457
>>8616476
>>8616486
>>8616569
>>8617821

>>>/v/

>>8611617
What... gender is that?

>>8617899
>Can't tell gender

>>8617884
Is that some OC?

>>8617821
I want to, but I don't have money for video games.

>>8617881
>>>/vp/
>>>/hm/

>>8617925
you don't need to buy games with a flashcard silly.

>>8617884
WAHA!

>>8617938
But I do need money to buy an NDS and flashcard.

>>8617930
I see Joseph Gordon Lewitt thread on /hm/, good taste.

>>8616445
That is just adorable.

Best thread on /jp/

fuck you ssd

japan's fucked up for donig that to the bird,

Zach is the best non-troll poster on the forums.

Ah...my sides.

I didn't know /jp/ liked adam sandler movies so much

>>8621316
It's my friend duken

>>8621316
I am actually

>>8621335
Duken keeps trolling me.

fucker grafe

replace one or more word in the name of the thing with the word duck

remember when spambot said he was leaving forever, then came back to post links to his dumb blog like a fuckfail idiot

>>8621351
he's basically worse then duken

I, the mystery poster, am the best poster

time to count all the money i made from brid death

Leave it to /jp/ to remind me that terrible Adam Sandler movies exist. Fuck you.

>>8611710
oh god I feel terrible for laughing at this.