/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Good pic.

I want to ejaculate inside of a small Rumia and have it drip down her thighs like that.

Nothing lewd going on here

Stay the fuck away from my imoto!!!

I want to cum in her so hard.

>>8611704
I just want to fill her snug pussy with my thick semen, is that so bad?

What's it like to cum inside a 2D girl?

ｓｈｅ　ｋｎｏｗｓ　ｔｈｅ　ｐｌｅａｓｕｒｅ。

>>8611724
Pleasurable.

>>8611724
flat

>>8611724
Amazing.

>>8611715

Yes.

>>8611740
But it feels so damn good, you should try it.

Me behind the rock.

>>8611785

Why don't you join in, you some kind of pussy?

I just wanna empty my balls deep into her <3

>>8611792
The man only has one penis and it is clearly in use. I just have to wait my turn like a good girl.

>>8611802
eww fag

Lewd general?

>>8611823
I want to lick all over those thighs.

Man, cumming inside of Youmu's snatch would be amazing too.

Just don't touch Rumia.

>>8611865
Imagine how tight she would be.

>>8611865
That would definitely feel great. I imagine Youmu to be very tight.

This thread is lewd!

>>8611890
I hate you and I hate McDonalds.

>>8611895
If it's any consolation, those fries will caust second degree burns.

you fucks are sick

roast beef is disgusting, only penis is beautiful

>>8611895

>>8611870
>>8611886
Oh god yes, I'd cum in her every day if I could.

This thread is lewd!

>>8611910
I have saved this image several times with different filenames.

>>8611883
This is my biggest fetish

I would plow rumia

>>8612595
Awww post her in the bloomers thread.

Wouldn't Rumia be more interested in eating your flesh?

>>8614603
After you cum inside her, she'll bite your cock off.

>>8614610

>>8611701

How about Ran? I can imagine her holding me tight as I shoot my semen deep into her snatch, telling me how much she loves me...

Jesus Christ how horrible.

>>8615922
Secondary filth.

I want to cum inside Satori after I beat her up and tell her I hate her.

>>8615922
>>8615922
You forgot leglock, eye contact and face caressing, and sensual kissing.
Also, "Give me your baby!"

>>8615976
She wouldn't mind, she would understand your deepest thoughts and accept your love.

>>8615977
Love everything but that last bit...

>>8616012
You don't want to make a baby? It's the greatest joy to hold the child of someone you love~

>>8615976
Nothing would give me more pleasure than beating Satori to within an inch of her life, then using her broken body to satisfy myself.

>>8616061
...okay, yeah. I would love to start a family with her and love her until the day I died.

Shooting my cum into Chen's pussy would be so satisfying.

>>8616132

/jp/ - Just pregnophiles

>>8616149
You clearly have no idea of how pleasurable it is to cum inside someone.

>>8616144

>>8616153
And you do? I never really thought about it.

>>8616132
>>8616144
>>8616159

welp

>>8616158
Just imagine the warm, soft walls of her pussy gently squeezing your cock as you fill her. That doesn't sound amazing?

>>8616159

i hear you guys can read japanese can someone please translate??

>>8616168
That does sound pretty good. Marking her as y property would be great to go along with that.

>>8616173

>>8616198
That's it!

Prepare yourself for my Final Attack- Double Censored Spoiler Censor!

>>8616187
... and here I was going to be nice and do it for you, but you had to post that.

ふん、もうしらない！

>>8616187
I'll translate it for you. The pleasure of being cummed inside.

>>8616190
Now imagine her legs wrapped around you, holding you in so you can't pull out, her arms wrapped around you snugly, and her sweet voice telling you how much she loves you.

>>8616204
hard mode?

>>8616224
But that's not a degrading situation at all!

>>8616224

I want to make Ran pregnant and rub her tummy.

Yes, yes...
Let's have more Touhou impregnation.

>>8616235
...

Truly, I am defeated!

>>8616202
I hope i'm not the only who thinks this image is really cute.

Twhowho's were made to get pregnant by my seed.

>>8616236
Why would I do something like that?

>>8616239
Same here, I wanna drink her milk, too.

I want to impregnate so badly...

>>8616257
so bad

>>8616271
Me too.
I want to make a girl pregnant!

A public /jp/ announcement, if any of you have a functioning uterus, you are not safe! I WILL find you someday and fill you with babies.

>>8616351
I would only want to do that to someone I truly loved, else it just doesn't feel right...

>>8616351
I..I have a functional ass-pussy..Is that good enough? p-please let it be..

>>8616360
If you're cute enough, sure.

>>8616357
I already love all of /jp/, I'd make all of you my lovely wives if I had to.

>>8616370
That's very sweet of you.

>>8616370
Thanks dude. I love you too.

>>8616366

>>8616380

I love Ran but I'd be a horrible influence on Chen. On the other hand, maybe that would help me be a better person.

>>8616389
I'd be a good Father figure to Chen. Impart a sense of ordnung on the little thing.

>>8616387
If he's cute, then I couldn't care less if he was a guy or not.

>>8616389
Chen needs a father, won't you help?

>>8616398

Normally I'd say no to kids, but this is a very exceptional occasion. So, yes.

>>8616407

Enjoy your happy family.

Cirno's cunt must be heavenly.

>>8618715
it'll freeze yo dik off bro

>>8616351
CRAYZ

>>8618735
But you can't get boys pregnant, so it's pointless.

>>8618759
You still can cum inside their boypussy

>>8618774
Not the same. I want my penis to kiss their uterus so I can make them pregnant, not get it smeared in shit.

>>8618782
>I want my penis to kiss their uteru

Delusions of grandeur.

>>8618774
Come back when you have a womb. This is an impregnation-only zone.

>>8618786
A uterus isn't that deep in. Trust me, I used wikipedia. Given these are loli's, and even the adult touhous are very short, it won't be much to reach that deep.

>>8618792
Again, delusions of grandeur

I don't get why this thread disgusts me, maybe its just some misplaced wish of wanting to protect them.

>>8618786
Get a load of this nerd.

If boys can't get pregnant then how do you explain mpreg?

>>8618797
But a touhou only becomes more vulnerable and deserving of protection once you've put baby inside them.

>>8618813
It is the Gay Delusion, as explained by Richard Dawkins.

This is about as normal of a fetish as you can get, hell its not even a fetish.

>>8618782
CRAZY

>>8616168
This, but involving a lot of cuddling, kissing, cumming inside, afterglow, morning after, generally lovely stuff.

Don't care much for impregnation though, mostly because it means children.

>>8618797
Leave then you homo, not everyone wants to sex boys in dresses.

>>8618759
>>8618774
>Not wanting to frot or spacedock with a cute girly shota.

>>8618846
and neither do I you narrow-minded retard

>>8618855
Wow he just got OWNED4LYFE

Which touhous wrap their legs around you during sex?

Too bad we won't ever get to experience these pleasures.

>>8618925
Which Touhous appear with "leg_lock sex touhou" on Danbooru, or have had books featuring it?

>>8618715
>/jp/

>>8618932
Speak for yourself, I met my wife on /jp/ you know.

>>8618940
CRAZY

>>8618949
>/jp/ spending time with the happy family he and his favorite Touhou brought into this world

>>8618940

I wish to get Cirno pregnant.

>>8618957
aww^^

>>8618972
Then you should read Hot Custard on sad panda.

>>8618972

>>8618984
>together forever
Want

>>8618984
whata baka.jpg

Made me laugh irl

>>8618957
>Long hair Cirno
>those Cirno-children
>motherly Cirno in general

>>8618979
Standard question: what's the sauce?

>>8619277
He literally said the name of the sauce in the post you're quoting.

>>8619277
generic "whoops i accidentally ate the aphrodisiac, doushio" shit, how can people honestly fap to this.

>>8619299
Nothing worse than rape scenarios ruined by aphrodisiacs.

>>8619311
I don't care for rape in the first place, but I guess I can understand that.

This entire thread is making me depressed. I simply can not sexualize touhous, let alone believe they'd have anything to do with me.

How do I make a touhou fall in love with me? It sounds hard.

>>8618836
I want this x10.

Also, I love motherly women.

>>8619317
This. Touhous should be loved sensually, not abused.

>>8619325
Its all part of realizing they aren't and never will be real.

>>8618957
>Hime cut mini cirno
>Motherly cirno

>>8619623
My favorite part is Cirno with long hair, she looks really cute that way.

Holy shit.

If our present generation of japan that we share dies out. who will continue to make cute hime cut mother cirno?

they need kids to carry on this tradition

>>8611865

>>8619671
Isn't it obvious, Anonymous?
We will.

Us here on /jp/ will have to carry the banner of such arts after the current Japanese otakus abandon 3D and go forth to Gensokyo. We will need to teach these things to our own people.

>>8618735
source?

>>8619477
I can say that and think that all I want, but it still won't go away, hell it even goes as far as giving me a guilt trip every time I even see a lewd image of one of them, like they know I'm looking at it. I wonder how delightful life would be if I had a fetish with femdom.

>>8619964
Same here. Shit sucks. I always feel guilty when my desires get the better of me and I fap to touhous.

Avion Flande is best Flandre, just saiyan

>>8619796
I cant bare the thought of future anime/eroge/games/manga and everything else being made by some filthy gaijin. It just wont have that distictive charm that only true blooded japanese can do.

>>8619745
Holy shit I want that.

i never felt like not fapping to touhous. A world filled with little girls, it truly is a heaven of lewdness.

>>8621022
It can be just as delightful in a less perverse manner, you know.

>>8620006
It's better if you imagine them enjoying it.

>>8621705
Way better. Way, way better.

>>8621734
Happy sex is best sex.

I want to fuck her tails.

>>8623500
I want to get fucked by her tails.

>>8619745
Wow, this is a pretty amazing picture.

>>8623500

Reimu-chan when did you grow so many tails?

>>8624121
Me too, all that fur would be amazing.

>>8611659
What would really happen if /jp/ got lucky with a Touhou

>>8624640
As if anyone can last more than a minute against a 2D little girl.

>>8624655
At least you get unending fountains in reserve and a non existent refractory period in return. Seems a bit messy though

>>8624676
It's better if it's messy, though.

Why the fuck is this NSFW thread still alive?

Reported to Moot, hope he will remove this shitty new janitor.

>>8626770

Do you honestly think Moot gives a shit about /jp/? Only autists give a shit about /jp/ anyway.

>>8626770
Tee-hee go away Scanty.

>>8626793
those are some second place legs right there

>>8626791

moot is a shit, I wish Hiroyuki was our overlord.

>>8626804
He would turn this whole site into /panties/ & /bloomers/.

>>8626845
Has anyone else on /jp/ ever had a loli riding on you? Either like that or on your shoulders. I have a younger cousin who loved to sit on my shoulders. She liked it when she'd sit on my shoulder and I'd fall backwards into something like the bed or the pool.

I don't want to sound weird, but from what I could feel she seemed very warm between the legs, to say the least.

>>8626867
loli in heat, dog, did u hit that shit??

>>8626845
As long as he includes frilly hats I would be fine with that.

>>8626845
I am okay with this.

Every time you bump this thread, you're actually bumping my penis
I would fuck Rumia-chan so hard~

>>8627896
Oh god, me too. She must be so damn tight...

What a nice girl

So damn tight.

>>8627973
That shadow!

>>8626804
>Hiroyuki

How about Remilia?

>>8630905
Go right ahead

>>8630940
Oh hell yes. She must feel so good.

Mokou must feel amazing with all that warmth.

>>8611888
dem delicious fatty thighs

>>8611808
I need a source on that, exhentai search does nothing

>>8616239
>>8616224
>>8616190
I want to do this to her too! But I hate chen, I'll never accept her as my daughter.

I'll rape Ran and cum inside her until she becomes my personal slut instead chen's mom.

>>8630999

You want to rape her...lovingly? wat

>>8631015
Rape is the highest form of love

>>8631015
I'll rape her until she loves me more than chen.

>>8630999

I wanna cum in ran too.

Rin needs some love too, and by love I mean my semen.

>>8631015

Ran fans are weird, dude. All of us.

Anyway I'd make her breakfast in bed.

>>8635498
I would, too. Maybe with a side of gentle, loving sex.

Since this thread seems to be about perversion and touhous I guess I'll use it since I can't find another suitable thread and I don't really feel justified in starting another one of my own just to examine touhou anuses.

Kisume, a bucket youkai. The biggest question is, does she ever leave her bucket? Checking her official profile, yes she does as it says she only spends most of her time in buckets. Which means she can be seen outside of them occasionally. Apparently she likes dropping things from high heights. Due to this I assume she wouldn't poop inside of her bucket since then it would just plop in her bucket and not fall that much. I imagine she might have possibly pooped on top of travelers while hanging around in high places waiting for people to pass under. Looking at the whiteness of her clothes, the inside of her bucket probably isn't shitstained. Kisume also hangs out in wells. If she bathes or poops in them, I don't know. I also don't know if anybody drinks from the wells she hangs out in. If one accepts that she hangs out with Yamame then Yamame might be a decent source of not only clean clothes, but toilet paper as well. Overall, I know far too little about Kisume to make a clean analysis about her anus hygiene.

Yamame, a spider youkai. She has the ability to manipulate diseases, but doesn't use it without good reason. That seems decent for preventing any bad intestinal problems. Now onto the actual pooping part. It seems spiders combine their urine with their feces so they don't need to pee. So I guess Yamame doesn't need to pee either. Googling and reading about spider poop. It seems spiders poop everywhere and the poop is very hard to clean properly. Like if you look under a spiderweb in your own house, the spots around it are very likely spider poop. However, going by her profile, Yamame is apparently well liked by the other youkai and pooping everywhere would probably piss them off. It seems Yamame may have been more youkaish in the past, but is now quite conservative in present times so she might care more about where she poops now. Spiders are decent groomers as well, so I would suppose that Yamame wipes well enough and will always be able to have silk on hand at least for toilet paper. However a lot of spiders don't take to water well. So if Yamame bathes or not is something to ponder about. There's also the difficulty of cleaning spider poop to take into account. Does that mean Yamame's shit are particularly hard to wipe? Spider poop can also vary quite a bit looking at the two youtube videos I watched. One video, the spider created a bubble with its ass and it popped without looking like it released anything and in the other the spider just suddenly pooped out a white glob. Overall, I'd wager on Yamame's anus being on the dirtier side.

Parsee, a youkai driven by jealousy. Honestly I have no idea how this will work out for my analysis. Apparently she protects the bridge between the surface and the underworld. However, there is no mention of her ever leaving this bridge. She should have easy access to water at least if her bridge is over a river. Since I have no idea how the creature Parsee is actually based off would poop, I simply decided to google "do elves poop" since she has pointy ears and blonde hair. According to the few things that came up including a LotR fanfic, yes they do. This however doesn't really bring more insight into Parsee's pooping habits or anus. Her spellcards also don't do anything that I can relate to the topic either. Overall, analysis is inconclusive.

Yuugi, an oni. Likes drinking and causing a ruckus. Her power is to manipulate the supernatural, but poop isn't supernatural in anyway so that means it's irrelevant to the analysis. As an oni, her drinking won't be included in the analysis like in Suika's. I assume Yuugi is a bodybuilder and googling that I get a list of bodybuilding diet essentials. It was fairly normal, basically protein and water. However it mentioned a fiber source that also provided good protein. Beans/legumes, however, onis hate beans, also peanuts have been thrown in recent Setsubuns in places of beans so they're a no go as well. If we assume Yuugi also hates them, then there's a good chance she might have a real fiber deficiency. She might end up being constipated a lot due to having a meat rich diet, but very little fiber. However due to her supernatural strength, it might be possible for her to squeeze out those shits anyways even if they are incredibly hard and dry. Difficulty of wiping is increased by lack of fiber and high amounts of fat. Which means Yuugi is generally going to have to wipe a lot to ensure a clean anus. Due to Yuugi's diet, her anus is more likely to be dirtier than the average anus. However since bodybuilders frequently shave their body hair Yuugi's anus is likely to be hair free.

Satori, a mind-reading youkai. I can only create my analysis through conjecture of what I know of the touhou. This makes some touhous really hard to analyze like Parsee. I can only conjecture the state of Satori's anus through her personality, duties, and the effects her power has on her personality. Reading through her dialogues, Satori has a frank habit of saying what a person is thinking and then responding immediately to it. This seems rather rude and is probably why she's so hated. I wonder if a person was ever thinking "Ah shit, I really need to shit" and Satori just went in front of everybody "Just go take a shit already". I ponder when before she moved away from everybody if she ended up reading a lot of bathroom related thoughts. And if she spoke frankly about them as well. Satori seems no nonsense and responsible so I guess she'd be fairly responsible in wiping. She also takes care of many pets so she might also be used to cleaning after a lot of pet shit as well. Overall, I'd guess her anus was fairly clean due to being a responsible person. She is also probably used to creating proper diets for her pets so her diet would probably decent as well healthwise. And she lives in a mansion so I would assume it has proper plumbing and a bathroom as well. I imagine she'd be overly self-conscious of her own hygiene as well since she can read her pets' minds. If one of them thought "Mistress Satori stinks a bit today" Satori would probably have good reason to wash up again.

Rin, a cat youkai, kasha specifically. Does manual labor and moves corpses around, what she does with them is somewhat debated. As a pet of Satori, I'd expect her to be rather disciplined in general. Satori probably makes sure Rin maintains proper hygiene. From pooping in the toilet to taking baths. Also regarding Rin's stance on water. It seems whether or not a cat hates water depends on how hot is the place they live in. If it's always hot out, then the cat would probably enjoy a nice swim. Due to this I assume Rin is fine with water since she works in the old Blazing Hells while pushing around a wheelbarrow. Rin's anus and hygiene are probably far better than Chen's it seems due to having a stricter caretaker, less dislike towards water, and the caretaker being able to read her mind. Rin can't ever be lax or Satori will know and I imagine it must be pretty embarrassing to think "I didn't wipe my ass properly" and be talking to a mind reader. She also works with corpses often so if she's considerate towards her mistress then she'll probably bathe often to get rid of the smell of death.

>>8636046
Thank you for your insightful analysis.

Utsuho, a hell raven bestowed with nuclear power. This is going to be a tricky analysis. On one hand, she's under a lot of the same conditions as Orin is, on the other hand, she's an idiot. That and her poop is most likely radioactive now. I imagine Satori put in a lot of effort to toilet train Utsuho, but then again getting her to do things isn't hard, it's getting her to remember to do those things that is apparently. There's a sharp disconnect between Utsuho's intelligence and the that of a raven as ravens are corvids, the smartest type of bird. Ravens bathe in water and even wash things in them. So I'd imagine Utsuho could do the same, but how far does her stupidity go is the question. She is very easily tricked in the least according to some of her dialogues. Also in the case Utsuho doesn't poop in the right place or wipe properly, I imagine it must get very difficult for Satori cleaning up radioactive poop or wiping up Utsuho's radioactive ass. So anus cleanliness is rather low most likely due to radioactivity. I don't imagine anymore hair growing down there after a glowing shit so it's hair free at least.

Koishi, a youkai that manipulates the subconscious. This is a hard to know matter, one way to look at it is the Freudian way. In a child's development there are psychosexual stages which can affect that child's view on a certain thing for the rest of his or her life. The one we're going to look at is the anal stage. The anal stage is the stage in which a child goes through toilet training and is about the major conflict between the Id and the Ego and Superego. If a child is punished during this stage, their Id may take precedence in the future and the child will become anal-expulsive in life. If a child is overly rewarded during this stage, then they possibly become anal-retentive in the future. Since Koishi seems able to go all Id and all Superego then that possibly means she can enjoy shitting at times and enjoy holding it in at times. If we assume Koishi is more likely to poop while in Id mode and more likely to hold it in in Superego mode then that means her Id is likely to be in control right after pooping. And if we're behaving in Id mode, she can just go "who cares about wiping". If her plain Ego is in control then she would just poop and wipe like a normal person however. This can also affect her hygiene as well. If she's in Id mode, she might just not bother with washing herself if she doesn't enjoy it on a primal level. While in Superego mode she might wash compulsively and even shave obsessively. So in the end, Koishi's anus's cleanliness and whether it's shaved or not depends on whether her Id or Superego has been in control lately.

>>8636097
You're welcome.