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bunny must die

Bunny can only give Luck to Humans.

That being said if Reimu, Marisa or Mokou get their hands on bunny they'll be unstoppable.

Not so sure if Sakuya or Youmu are human for this purpose.

>>860941
Bunny is as good as stewed.

I can imagine Tewi waking up in the middle of a field, she can't remember what happened, so tries to stand... Only to be greeted with mind searing pain.

She looks down and sees that both of her feet have been sliced off below the ankle, leaving only mangled stumps.

Tewi crawls back to Eintei over a period of days and is bedridden for a month to recover from the ordel. Sadly, Eirin can do nothing for her lost limbs, and tells a sobbing Tewi that she will be confined to a wheelchair for the rest of her life.

>>860951
You are forgetting about someone...

>>860951

Youmu might get half-luck, like she wins the lottery but loses the ticket.

>>860959
A lucky slut is still a slut. If she gets rabbit luck she'll be hardly unstoppable.

>>860959
"Miracles" trumps "luck."

>>860961

Serves her right.

>>860961
Sounds like a good end to me. The one with her feet must be quite lucky.

>>860979

I didn't feel like writing a second half, but it's Yuka, naturally.

>Eirin can do nothing for her lost limbs

She can grow dicks, why not. MAGIC MEDICINE

>>860985
She is the safest.
Fucking rabbit...

>>861068
I lol'd.

>>861068
All the inhabitants of the Eientei have some inmortality h4x

>>861085
Not the case of Kaguya or Reisen; and Eirin has a long way to get couch potato mode like Kaguya.
But it's fucked up how Tewi is the least beaten bitch of all Touhou, I want to hurt her badly.

>>861085
Only Kaguya and Mokou are immortal. Eirin is taking drugs to extend her life. Reisen, as usual, has nothing.

>>861099
That's because Tewi runs Eintei. Without Tewi they are screwed. So they basically let her do whatever she wants. And fans make her out to be more of a bitch than she really is.

>>861205
>Eirin is taking drugs to extend her breasts.

fixed

>>861205
Not until she decides to make a Hourai Elixir or something to become Kaguya 2.0.

>>861099
>But it's fucked up how Tewi is the least beaten bitch of all Touhou

"Okay. But ... This has been on my mind for a while, now, but aren't you a little too easy on her, master? It would probably do her good for you to scold her once in a while. She won't listen to me, but I think she'd listen to you."

"Oh ho. Unfortunately, she won't listen to me, either."

"What, really? Why do we keep taking care of her, then?"

It was clear that Tewi wasn't just a normal youkai rabbit. All the earth rabbits listened to everything she said. Though there was nothing at all dignified in her appearance, the idea of her being able to control a great number of rabbits at will brings to mind the image of an ascetic who has achieved enlightenment.

"The earth rabbits only listen to Tewi. Do you know what that means?"

"That Tewi is the most important of the earth rabbits?"

>>861251
FUCk YOU; not this again.

>>860961
If you have no feet you could just wear funky shoes.

>>861251
I want to fuck Tewi.

>>861299
With or without feet?

>>861311
both.

>>861266
What's the matter?

Too OFFICIAL CANON for you?

>>861321
Official Canon? As opposed to what? Unofficial Canon(aka Fanon)

>>861337
Yes. It is official ZUN-fucking-seal-of-approval canon exchange between Eirin and Reisen in the first chapter of Caged in Lunatic Runagate.

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Cage_in_Lunatic_Runagate:_Chapter_1

>>861436
Yes, I would.

>>861251
>"Oh ho"

>>861518

That wasn't Aya.

>>861527
But this is

>>861527

aya is beaten up and tied quite a lot in doujins

>>861536
KILL IT WITH FIRE!