/jp/ - Otaku Culture

oh god what the hell is that

lol. I hope you have a very nice day. You brought a smile to my face.

>>860971
its almost as if he made Zun's Marisa pixel for pixel

I really lol'd. Thanks for the time making that, OP.

What's a Touhou girl?
I'm Marisa!
Are you my enemy?

Wow, it's like an ostrich thing with warts.

>>860971
I lol'd.
Then I saw >>860983 and image related.

... Oh wow. What.

>>860971
If it ever existed, it would kill itself.

Anyone taking it easy?

It's TARHAR 0: Prehistoric Gensokyo!

>>861024
Made me think of that SZS episode in which all characters are dinosaur-like creatures.

>>861024
I lol'd.
ZUN sure started doing it rong.

Heard that a Reimu yukkuri had already been done for this.

Pics?

>>861044
Taek it easy.

>>861044
There was a (very bad) one, but I don't have a copy.

I'll give a try at a Yukkuri later, if my sister doesn't get me banned from the game first. Seriously, I shouldn't have to tell her not to upload her bipedal vagina monsters to the central servers where little kids can see it. ;_;

Try to make a Yukkuri!

>>861059
I wish I could hate your sister dead.

>>861066
Yes!

>>861059
Rape her.

>>861059
...your sister is very reminiscent of someone I know.

>>861059
Does your sister go to /v/?

>>861084
SISTER?!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ON /jp/?

>>861059
What's it like to have a dyke for a sister?

> OP
Awesome.

>>861122
LOLWUT.

>>861093
She's actually engaged, to her Mormon boyfriend she met on the internet on a Finding Nemo fanfiction forum.

Oh god how I wish I were lying right now.

>>861122

>>861122
That must be the most hilarious thing I've heard in quite a while.

>>861122
>engaged
>Mormon boyfriend she met on the internet
>Finding Nemo fanfiction forum
I'm suddenly interested in Finding Nemo fanfiction. If it can get you laid, why not?

>>861059
>>861122
HOLY SHIT.

>>861122
Nothing of that made any sens, but hell, dude...

>>861122
...your sister is no longer familiar to me.

>>861131
FUCK YOU.

>>861122
I FUKKEN LOL'D.

>>861122

Good god. That is just... wow.

>>861122
That's funny, I'm a BNF in the Finding Nemo fandom.

Wait.

You mean THAT mormon kid?

>>861122
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA; OHH WOOOW.

Thread derailed.

>>861143
Oh shit is this going to be one of those creepy six handjobs to Kevin Bacon deals?

>>861143 BNF
In computer science, Backus–Naur Form (BNF) is a metasyntax used to express context-free grammars: that is, a formal way to describe formal languages. John Backus and Peter Naur developed a context free grammar to define the syntax of a programming language by using two sets of rules: i.e., lexical rules and syntactic rules.

BNF is widely used as a notation for the grammars of computer programming languages, instruction sets and communication protocols, as well as a notation for representing parts of natural language grammars. Many textbooks for programming language theory and/or semantics document the programming language in BNF.

---

What is a BNF in this frightening subculture of yours?

ITT we shat bricks

>>861169
Big Nemo Fanboy?

>>861169
wikipedia is the greatest

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Name_Fan

...what. That is the gayest thing I've seen this week. I am irrationally angered by the fact this term exists and is so easy to google.

>>861178
Big name fan makes no sense

>>861178
Does this mean that every Touhou doujin artist are BNFs?

>>861171
But Nemo is little! Is Big Nemo a fan character, or just a term for the character in sizeplay fics?

>>861131
It surprisingly works, I met the only girl I ever slept with through the forum of a site dedicated to Zelda fanworks (mainly fanfiction). She's a total dyke, owns more lesbian porn than I will ever own in my entire life. After we broke up, she joined the Navy. She also apparently got married, pregnant and had a miscarriage (I say apparently because she's a total liar).

To top it off, the girl on that forum who introduced me to her (another dyke who was fucking my ex before we got together) is in the process of getting a sex change and made everyone on the forum refer to her as a male and call her "Darren." It's funny because she's one of those dykes who hates men with a passion.

Fanfiction forums = fucking win.

>>861195
Well, some are published anonymously, right?

That said, Walfas and MaullarMaullar are clearly the biggest BNFs in the western Touhou world.

>>861195
According to that definition, Walfas is a BNF in the Touhou fandom.

>>861207
ok hold it!
now, come again?

>>861212
Fuck, I forgot how popular she was on NicoVideo; the girl's gone GLOBAL.

>>861223
Walfas isn't actually a girl.

>>861207
..You and I have shockingly different --some might say ABSOLUTELY CONTRASTING-- definitions of win.

If there were a God, he'd smite the fuck out of fanfic writers.

I guess we can all be popular our own way

>>861228
lolyes

>>861207
Can a total dyke get married (to someone that can get her pregnant) and still be a total dyke?

(For that matter, it isn't entirely clear from your post whether sleeping with you was a breech of the dyke code of conduct, if you know what I mean.)

>>861230
true, but still theres win, so who cares?

>>861231

Even if I could, I wouldn't want to. I'll take my obscurity and heterosexuality, thanks.

>>861233
Is that why it said "M" for his gender on whatever forum that was before it mysteriously went "Unspecified"?

>>861236
She's bi. Loves the cock a bit too much in order to be a full blown dyke.

>>861228
>>861242
It's misteriously still Female.

>>861241
No one in here actually cares about popularity, oh wait, i forgot tripfags.....

>>861249
No it isn't you faggot.

>>861242
To be fair, I know that plenty of women play male characters in MMOs because they get less sexual harassment that way; it could be something similar.

>>861250
But is that even relevant to the thread or is that just your way of saying ``I'm Anonymous?''

>>861255
that sage was completely needless

Dear /jp/,

If Walfas is female, then my life mission will be to, one day, fuck her in the ass.

You have my word.

>>861255
The bullshit was completely needless.
Fix'd for great justice, anon.

>>861264
i just dont know what im talking about, its late you know?

>>861279
agreed

>>861268
ITT we don't know what sage is actually used for.

>>861285
Don't forget the Mouth or Vagina while you're at it.

>>861285

Don't forget to yell HOORAY as you cum.

>>861285
your life mission will be female?

>>861285

Don't forget to bring the harpoon, and spares too

>>861302
I can almost picture the mspaint comic

>>861305
Clauses don't work that way. (I know what kind of grammar error you think is going on, but you are wrong.)

>>861314
I wasnt serious btw, ive won grammar contests, cant you handle some harmless jokes?

>>861313
Would she make a Flash comic about getting fucked in the ass the day after?

It would sure be a lot more interesting than those "LOL I WENT TO SCHOOL AND MY TEACHER SAID SOMETHING FUNNY" flashes.

>>861324
there are?

>>861327
Sorry, it is hard to tell when someone seriously believe the shit they write. (And I love being an errant pedant.)

>>861324
I actually kind of like those flashes...

>>861339
Me too, but that's not the point. A Flash about her being raped in the ass by some random person would be 20 times more awesome.

>>861350
dont forget the HOORAY!!

>>861336
a nice hobby indeed

>>861366
irony is delicious

>>861327

>ive won grammar contests

...

>>861366
That's classic Grammar Nazi bait. Don't fall for it.

>>861374
Is it actually irony if the person doesn't actually know that they are saying something other than they mean, though?

>>861381
aaaaaand you fell for it

>>860971

My faith that humanity is complete failure is now complete.
Is it wrong that this fact brings a smile to my face?

>>861398
Yes, but then it got awesome.

wasnt this a touhou and spore creature creator thread?

>>861394
We knew that long ago, hope singularity comes soon

>>861405
well.....yeah

>>861392
No, this is a completely tangential question: If a person makes a statement that would be ironic, except that that person is not clued in to the fact that what they are saying is ironic, is it still ironic?

>>861420
then again....

>>861420
you just can assume the writer did know of this "ironic" statement

This thread went from awesome to more awesome

>>861479
what about if we make it MORE awesome?

>>861420
I didn't know that having good grammar IRL means that you have to type like a fucking you're trying to get an A+ on your english paper on the internet. I see nothing wrong with his post.

Not to interrupt your discussion on irony, but I was just saging the idea of a "grammar contest", nothing more.

>>861495
Is such hype even possible?

>>861499
Yeah, I can understand that. Grammar contests sound fucking retarded.

>>861503
indeed

>>861519
as well as spelling ones, which ive won too, how retarded is that huh?

>>861503 here
>a fucking
I don't know why I typed this and am confused. Maybe I'm tired. I should go to bed.

>>861541
same here, and whats with the sages anyway?

>>861503

It's not that much to ask that you not type like a retarded 12 year old eagerly writing his manifesto of a forum post on why Dante from Devil May Cry is the coolest thing ever and how everyone who disagrees is a faggot, is it? I mean, I don't give a shit about grammar nazi shit, but just make a token effort at punctuation and proper capitalization. That's all. I don't care how proper it is, I just want it to be readable and not look like it belongs on a GameFAQs board or something.

>>861541
Oh, I was going to say "like a fucking english major" I think but I forgot to delete all of it. Silly me.

>>861549
a nazi is you

>>861562
No wonder you were going to delete it.

>>861549
I'm not the guy I was defending but I think it's retarded to try and have perfect grammar and spelling on the internet. I guess it's kind of hypocritical coming from me since I do try to do that.

>>861580
I know, the essay thing that I decided to write instead made more sense.

>>861584
Nothing to be ashamed of

>>861590
Seriously, why so much sages?

>>861613
Because sageing a thread is easier than clicking "Return" after I make a post.

>>861613
>why so much

oh u

>>861620
But he has made quite a few posts, wouldn't that be unnecessary then?

>>861628
>unnecessary

>posting on 4chan

>>861628
It's kind of counter productive, I know.

>>861625
your point? ...wait oh, I see

>>861638
Yes, we know, you don't have to go around saying it

>>861633
Are you the same, not saging?

So, where did the awesome go?

>>861659
I'm the guy who was sageing the thread but then decided to stop sageing it because you got offended.

lol

>>861122
FFFFffff...

>>861207
>getting a sex change
>one of those who hates men with a passion
That bitch needs an excellent logic reward.

Marisa experiments?
On MY SPORE?!
AWESOME.

>>861228
Walfas is a girl.

KirbyM (Walfas) is a male.

>>862904
He's not, faggot.

Anonymous (Anon) is a female.

This is his old web site: http://www.kirbymario.net/staff.php

It clearly states that he is a male in the staff page.

>>862923

On the other hand, girls do the "I wish to be the little boy" thing as well.

>>862915
Shhh

>>862933
That is also a possibility.

http://zun.com/

>>862933
No, they don't.

>>862937

O SHI-

Bumping for horror factor

>>864822
Fuck yes, you are the best bump ever.