/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Try fapping, you could also eat your cum.

I just fapped but now I gotta pee and I have to wait 15 minutes or else I'll have that burning dick feeling.

>>8610865
You're missing out, that feeling is the best

Spending so much time on /jp/, I can't help but find even the dumbest things like the OP's post incredibly cute and arousing. So cute I have a boner.

>>8610865
That's the worst

stay awake another 48 hours

>>8610872
Maybe i could help you out with that boner?

Wanting to sleep but not being tired is much worse.

Walk it off, dweeb.

>>8610879
Maybe.....

>>8610882
I love it when talk to me like that, it gives me the hardest boner.

>>8610893
Get away from me, pervert. I'm just here for the 2hu hats.

>>8610865
I never get that, you must have a narrow urethra, like those fags that complain they can't piss with a boner. Use the bathtub like a pro and piss straight up.

>>8610904
I love your tsundere attitude, I get off to all your posts.

>>8610879
Alone at last in your small apartment, you stand completely naked, hunched over in your bathtub while you vigorously run
your hands over your throbbing shaft. Your body is dripping with sweat and you tend to be messy, so doing it in the
shower only makes sense. You get lost in the sensation but are rudely interrupted as Yukari opens a gap behind you and
jams her finger deeply into your tight anus. Surprised and shaken as you were sure about being alone, you glance over to see her mesmerizing gap and elegant hand stretched out from its maw.

Flustered as you are finally graced with the presence of the mystifying and all powerful Yukari, you try to gain your
composure but fail as pleasure floods over your body. You are lost in the ecstasy of jerking off and the pressure of Yukari's finger deep inside of you. Simulating you in ways once thought impossible, you completely surrender to her

hand, gasping as she presses firmly against your prostate.

In a final climax, pleasure overtakes yor body as you feel the pulsing of an oncoming orgasm. Your body feels molten hot and a jolt of electricity speeds through your spine. It is at that moment that Yukari opens a gap in front of your face and throbbing dick, showing the startled face of your favorite Touhou on the other end. It is too late now and you burst, releasing all of your thick, smelly cum all over the panicked face of the one you hold so dear. You show off your lewdest face to her, overcome with pleasure as your eyes roll back and tongue sticks out. Your embarrassing ahegao is out for her to see. Your image and well being now destroyed in front of your favorite Touhou, the gap closes with you left alone and slumped over in a disgusting mess. With any chance of your favorite Touhou ever loving you or even respecting you now destroyed, Yukari wisps herself away as her haughty and elegant laugh fills the night.

>>8610914

>>8610915
>>8610879
samefag.

>>8610924
You need to work on your samefag radar, seriously.

>>8610923
Never. Don't act like you don't like it.

>>8610940
Reported.

>>8610936
We're playing that game are we, huh?

/jp/ sure is taking it easy at the moment. It's refreshing.

>>8610915
It's funny because Yukari is my favorite touhou

If I have to pee really bad, I'll go into the shower and pee all over myself savoring the feeling of the warm liquid.

>>8610944
We're playing Cops and Robbers now huh? My, you sure are naughty....

I think I'm just going to skip sleeping tonight and sleep for 4 hours tomorrow afternoon.

>>8610904
That image gives me a boner. I have a baggy eyes fetish. No joke.

>>8611007
I have a fetish for lazy, tired and depressed women.

As long as they're not fat or old.

>>8611032
We have similar tastes, you and I. Lethargy is sexy as hell.

>>8610845
Feel the same bro. But i have to take some pills to make sure i sleep. Melatonin is your best friend. Btw this thread is cool now.

>>8611086

>Melatonin

That stuff works too well.

I fluctuate between sleeping all the time and hardly sleeping at all.

>>8611032
Oh, yes, yes. Not the whiny bitch "But I'm tiiiiired~!!"-tired, but the "................Sorry, can you sha-say that again?"-tired.

>>8610949
When she opens the gap, she does it without prior knowledge to who your favorite Touhou may be. Part of the thrill is that it could be herself.

I just shaved my head bald and I have no idea why.
Oh god my parents are going to kill me.

>>8612694

Good, that will save you having to do it yourself.

>>8612698
True. Failing that it means no awkward social contact with barbers for a while.