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Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:00:52 2012 No.8608562 [Reply] [Original]

*Open up life insurance policy

*Kill your parents

*Live the life of a TRUEneet like you've always wanted!

Why haven't you murdered your parents for monetary gain yet, /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:04:21 2012 No.8608575 Because then i'd get to have fun in jail. Like sucking cocks on my knees and riding dicks from dawn to dusk.

wtH !!geIKdOh6/lP Thu Feb 23 13:04:52 2012 No.8608576
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>open up life insurance
>someone killed after it recently
>go to jail
>get anally raped
lol people are still falling [down to HELL] for this EZ cop capturing scheme? xD

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:08:51 2012 No.8608593 >>8608576 >>8608575 Wait a couple of years, hire a hitman if you can't make it look like an accident.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:14:51 2012 No.8608618 >>8608575 Living the dream, eh?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:15:52 2012 No.8608620 Because they died 4 years ago ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:17:21 2012 No.8608626 My parents aren't worth much, even if I took all the money and gave them a paupers funeral and a home made headstone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:19:22 2012 No.8608630 >>8608618 Sorta like. Imprisonment is kinda kinky.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:20:51 2012 No.8608632 >>8608562 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:30:51 2012 No.8608673 Because I love them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:31:22 2012 No.8608676 >>8608673

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:47:51 2012 No.8608739 But I love my parents. They are the only people I love. I would never kill them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 15:34:53 2012 No.8609190 File: 121 KB, 320x315, 1329410661659.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608673 >>8608676 >>8608739 Check out these, nerds!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 15:35:22 2012 No.8609194 >>8609190 Whatever you say, ``though guy''

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 15:35:53 2012 No.8609199 >>8609194 >`` Stop it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 15:36:52 2012 No.8609203 >>8609194 But Kohaku is a girl!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 15:51:26 2012 No.8609244 mostly because i am a faggot, and would almost certainly be the only viable suspect

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