/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What a loser.

You're supposed to pretend that you did it ironically.

>>8582873
no , you are the loser. op is a cool guy

who cares? we're anonymous. well, those of us who aren't namefags at least. we all made the same mistake as you because we're all the same person.

The day I lost my American freedom.

janitors deleting my posts has left me with severe social anxiety. its hard to even type this now, let alone talk to people in real life.

>>8582880
the thigs their eyes have seen posted on /jp/ ... can you imagine?

That's really autismal. You need to take it easy.

/jp/ convinced me to crossdress for a day, little did i know that i would get so used to it after some 15 hours that i had forgotten i was wearing a wig and my sisters clothes.

So when the doorbell rang i ran up and opened the door like normal.
Picture related to my face when i realized what i had done.

>>8582889

Mio so moe

>>8582889
Are you serious? Goddammit.

>>8582889
Then what happened?

>>8582886
any /jp/ regular would have seen those things and more

>>8582889
Did you offered to suck the guest's cock?

>>8582889
it's just like one of my japanese animes

>>8582889
Hot. Tell us what happened.

>>8582894
Yes.
>>8582896
No.
>>8582901
My old lady neighbour just asked me if i could come help her carry some things but then gave me the "But i see you are currently busy.." and left.

I have been afraid to go even near that door now when someone calls.
I tend to just pretend to be away.

>>8582889
And then?

Sometimes something that sounds REALLY funny at the time turns out to just be shit. And I feel bad.

>>8582920
oh god

I would try to disappear from the planet if that ever happened to me.

BREAKING NEWS there's a /mlp/ board BREAKING NEWS

>>8582920
Were you hot at least?

i feel so bad when i'm being mean even if he/she deserved it.

>>8582933
Uh, might want to look up what "breaking news" means, buddy.

I get really embarrassed every time I make a typo or post using the wrong image and then I try to delete the post but moot added a timer on post deletion for some reason and OH GOD THE ARCHIVE JUST SAVED MY POST I'M TOO LATE BETTER HIDE THE THREAD.

>>8582931
My older sister who i am living with thought i was being threatened by someone or someone was after me because i refused and was afraid to open the door.

Thankfully the old lady next door never told anyone.
Took me a few weeks before i had the guts to step outside the door again.

>>8582941
Story of my life. Specially when I am using a tripcode, the shame is doubled.

>post I put a lot of effort into randomly gets deleted by janitor
>no explanation why
>still depressed about it after 2+ years
>can no longer form normal sentences to express what I am thinking, have to greentext

>>8582937
Im fairly skinny and not very tall, but my face is manly so everything but that was okay.

I still enjoy crossdressing, but now i make sure to never leave the bathroom while doing it.

I have seen a man's penis once.
Now I'm androphobic~

I was banned for shitposting on /jp/ three years ago and the ban message basically said something along the lines of "Shitposting. You are a horrible poster".

Those words cut deep into me and I am still upset about them.

One time I typed "it's" instead of "its". I've never been the same since that day.

>>8582953
same here...

sometimes i try really hard to make a decent shitpost and it gets deleted, then i cry and i feel like shit all day.

i also got banned "Get out of /jp/." - words can't even describe how i felt.

I made a serious /jp/ related thread once only to have everyone call me a shitposter and get deleted by the janitor.

I can relate to the OP.

>>8582971
If you've put time into your shitpost then you should keep remaking the thread no matter how many times the autistic janitor deletes it. You are more autistic then the janitor bro. Believe in yourself.

December of 2010.

It's been over a year and people still give me shit for it, fuck.

>>8583012
Which song was it?

I liked a song a lot (really, a lot) and posted it in a what are you listening to thread despite being extremely anxious of whether or not people would approve. Nobody replied to my post, and that felt even worse.

>>8583012
You could post it now if you want..

>>8583014
>>8583017

Screw you /jp/, I won't share anything with you any more.

i'm afraid of grammer nazi's since english is not my first language.

ITT: adorably autismal anal anguish

>>8583019
Being bitter is not the way to live out the /jp/ experience.

>>8583021
>I'm afraid of grammar Nazis because English is not my first language.
fixed your errors.

>>8583004
Who are you?

>/jp/ traumas you will never forget.

I don't remember any.
Anonymously shitposting is fine.

>>8583032
>I'm afraid - of grammar Nazis - because... English is not my first language!

Fixed. Added some flair to your flat interpretation

>>8583032
thank you

you see this?

this is how many times I've been called an autistic sperglord, a mongoloid, or something similar on /jp/.

>>8583097
So you started posting last week?

>>8583097
You are an autistic sperglord, a mongoloid and many other things similar.

>>8583097
Please spoiler that image it may be triggering.

sometimes I post in a really bitter and mean way, then I feel bad about it when people react badly to it
I always promise myself to be more tolerant, friendly and all, but sometimes I'm railing on someone before I realize it and it feels good and I never remember to be a nice guy

>>8583097
>mongolord
You're undeserving of such a honorific.

>>8583097
http://images2.fanpop.com/image/polls/415000/415913_1270762386913_full.jpg
Not your image. Autistic sperglord mongoloid.

>>8583097
impostor.

Eksopl deleting my posts from the archive.

The first or second time I lurked this board (the /jp/ police was still around and japanese bird was a commonplace) I saw a +200 replies scat thread with several tohos taking a shit in the OP.

Jones deleting my posts from Easymodo

The day /jp/ was made

>>8583938
And that's why I'm glad we have foolz. No more of that shitty drama affecting the archives. Praise Woxxy.

>>8583944
I unironically agree.

I make a pun in a thread a long time ago and no one got it.

>>8583944

Jokes on you I use warosu

>>8583944
Because Woxxy doesn't love his drama or HILARIOUS meta jokes.

Sometimes someone on /jp/ says a mean thing to me and I feel frightened and upset.

It can upset me so much that I think about it all day.

I commented on Heartbeam's PCB Extra run (no replay, screenshot showing 269M and NDNB) along the lines of "according to my calculations even the clear bonus should give you more than that", hinting that the screenshot would be forged. What was going on was some silly deliberate perfect clear low score attempt and he replies with irony "gj with calculations you'll be a great scorer", when it was obvious my calculation was not a good job at all so he was implying I won't be a good scorer. That was pretty mean.

The day /jp/ foiled the /vn/ idea, and 2 days later there's a fucking pony board.

>>8583969

>>8583969
Link it so I can laugh at you.

>>8584005
Just kill yourself already.

>>8584005
You are a lovely person.

>>8584010
>>/vn/ board versus gay pink ponies board

Constant threads about KS and Fate/stay night wouldn't have been any better than a board about a Western moe furry show.

>>8584005
You're on an anonymous board so inevitably there are lots of asshats like >>8584028
but I like to think that there are quite a few tolerant and kind people around (not necessarily on /jp/, but likely too).

Take it easy.

Nothing.
I have always shitposted to the best of my ability.

>>8584046
i've never played KS, and honestly that would go to the other /v/ board anyway.

You notice that not every thread on /a/ is about naruto and dbz right? I trust the userbase enough to think they won't just talk about only the popular shit.

I wrote ESOD instead of EOSD

How traumatic.

>>8584010
>/jp/ foiled the /vn/ idea
No such thing.
People have always talk about VN in /jp/ since 2008.
Not happy, go talk about them in >>>/a/ or >>>/vg/.

Word filter and auto 3-day ban on Saten images.
That was pretty traumatic, i am still unable to take it easy to this day just thinking about it.

suigin defeated me using aikido

>>8584060
I wrote "SDM" once, while I meant EoSD. Some person replied to me hoping that I was trolling. I felt bad.

>"i've sucked about 200 dicks" image posted second not aligning with OP's post
>anon makes fun of me
>i try to get back at the fagglet
>"i've sucked about 200 dicks" image backfires and points at my trip
>delete it
>anon gets image from archive
damn it to HELL, why the HELL is that even there. what good will it be years from now besides to make fun of me

>>8584105
Blame Foolz for doing something pointless.

When the old nerd mod filtered out Homu so we had to start typing h0mu.

>>8584105
This made me laugh

>>8584105
You have really sucked over 200 dicks?
That is pretty amazing, even though you are gay gay gay as HELL!

>>8584119
BAWWW AoC WAS USING SCRIPTS SO I COULDN'T SHITPOST MY H0MU AND SAT3N BAWWWWWWWWW HOW DARE HE DO HIS JOB MEIDO IS THE CANCER KILLING /jp/ CULTURE SHITPOSTING SHOULD BE ALLOWED
-- u

>>8584105

>>8584125
Homu wasn't even alive when AoC was the janitor you nerd.

>>8584119
I dont think that ever happened.
Only AoC would do that and that was the 2010..Period
..I think?

>>8584125
rear-end apocalypse

>>8584127
HELL naw, i'm pure as HELL. i know you prolly will somehow turn this sentence into something cuz thats what every1 does =__=I|I

>>8584107
and yet i still use it every day

>>8584120
haw. haw.

>>8584013
Sorry. I did appreciate you trying, though. Effort is the first step.

>>8584131

>>8584147
>>8584131
damn it to HELL, i knew it was more than 1 fagglet cuz it's always posted to whenever the HELL i try to troll the OP i wouldn't be surprised if EVERY anon has one too

>>8584136
Is he tilting his head to look at dicks?

>>8584155
i saved it so i have one now as wHELL

>>8584155

I didn't find it worthy of occupying disk space, but now it might be.

Best thread on /jp/ right now.

I seriously wonder whether a psychologist specialising in autism has come to /jp/, lurked and read the threads for years and years, and written a scientific journal about autism, anonymous posting and the internet yet.

One time I posted a screenshot on /jp/ that had subs, and everyone laughed at me and called me dumb. I was borderline in tears and I couldn't go to sleep that night.

>>8584184

bawwtism EVERYWHERE

>>8584218
really? i'm suprised the standard of japanese literacy here is so high. it's not easy to do. one could even argue that it's an accomplishment, and could be considered education.

by that logic, there are no NEETS here.

this thread

Not much that I remember, but there was this one time when I looked on easymodo to see what my first posts were like... Dear god I was never more horrified, and I've seen some shit.

It's part of the reason I post so rarely, I just keep thinking one day my future self might come across these posts I make and think I am as bad as my past self was so I really try hard to not make any shitty posts. But it still happens sometimes.

>>8584248
No shit sherlock. The whole NEET thing is just a meme.

I posted a remix of a AT track in the AT thread, and the only response I got was "Terrible"

Funny how easy it is to remember negative stuff

>>8584263
You do not belong on /jp/

saging because I hate you

>>8584263
No it's not. There are plenty of NEETs here.

The logic of that particular post doesn't even follow. A person can be a NEET and still be intelligent enough to learn things, in this case, a language.

truNEET may be a meme, but that doesn't mean there aren't any NEETs.

One time, I slept with a trauma that left me sleepless.

>>8584059
>You notice that not every thread on /a/ is about naruto and dbz right? I trust the userbase enough to think they won't just talk about only the popular shit.
I don't trust the userbase to big enough.
/jp/ has been the designated VN board for over 4 years, though and even when /jp/ was relatively new and you could still be banned from posting the stuff over at /a/ or /v/, /jp/ still didn't grow larger than what we have seen it grow.

Granted that VNs are for various reasons, and partly due to /jp/ itself, much more popular nowadays than if compared to before. I still have a relatively hard time to think that a /vn/ board would get a large enough userbase. And don't forget, VNs are only part of /jp/, so it's not as if 100% of /jp/ would join, and I doubt the users from /a/ and /v/ that would consider becoming regulars of that place change all that.

Also, interestingly enough, VN boards from other places such as tohnochan or whatever, are also considerably slower relatively when compared to their other boards.

I once jumped off a bus because I realized that I was on the wrong bus and panicked. I haven't been on one in 2 years now.

I bumped several scat pictures on the old archive to prove Anonymous Jones' hypocrisy. A moment later I was greeted with a ban message from Eksopl. "Guess what? Instead of Jones, you got me! Merry fucking Christmas!"

I think I am the only person to ever gotten banned from the archive.

>>8585118
A VN board will have no contents unless you can find people that can read Japanese.
And lets be honest, if you can read japanese you would be lurking futaba.
Those faggots from /a/ asking for a /vn/ are really stupid. How long can you image dump the same VN?
Even /jp/ stopped after the 3rd or 4th Muvluv thread. I am not sure how those guys at /a/ can keep it up for a year.

>>8587869
>And lets be honest, if you can read japanese you would be lurking futaba.
No I would not, fucking weeaboo.

This thread is a masterpiece

>>8587869
>How long can you image dump the same VN?
Just took a look on /vg/. The current Katawa Shoujo thread is at 500+ posts after two hours and I guess it's the same since the board'c creation, so I'd say quite a long time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A56Ch-2UQF4

Even if AoC was an autistic fuckwit, at least he did his job

You know that horrible feeling when you are posting in the thread, 100% sure you are right, try to explain to people how they are wrong, sometimes behave like an ass.
And then you realize that you were wrong all along.

I usually run the fuck away from those threads, never to return. Sometimes I skip the whole board for a day so there would be no reminders of my failure.

>>8588574
KS threads are not about KS though.
They are about
>FINDING DEEP MEANINGS IN LIFE, LOVE AND EVERYTHING
>ALCOHOLISM
>blog posts
and whatever the fuck else.
They are basically cripple flavored /r9k/

I like this thread, please tell me more.

last week when i was still new I replied to a guy with "who are you quoting" but he didn't have greentext

Sometimes /jp/ says really mean things. Before an anon on /jp/ told me he wanted to kill me.

One time someone traced my posts with the archive by following an image I was fond of, he filled out a full profile of me and figured out my identity from another place. I had to disappear from there, I lost a lot of friends because of the things I had said. From then on I stopped posting images. I'm still scared he will come for me again when I reference his actions like this.

I read someone's post wrong and got the wrong idea, then I responded to him like that. I realized what I had done I would have deleted my post if it wasn't for the timer. He replied and said I had the reading comprehension of a child. That really hurt me. I also mistyped the captcha once on a post that was supposed to have an image. I retyped the new captcha, but forgot to re-enter the image. So I ended up with a post referring to an image that had no image, and someone said something like "Nice image." I had to block myself from /jp/ for a week.

>>8589967
Jessica?

>>8589967
I remember hearing about you. Which image was this?

I started a project in the OC thread and then abandoned it... I'm hoping I'll be able to forget about it soon

I accidentally posted a /g/ thread on /jp/ and went to the kitchen to make some dinner. When I came back the thread was filled with insults and was deleted before I had a chance to do so myself.

I haven't made made a single thread since.

>>8589979

>I read someone's post wrong and got the wrong idea, then I responded to him like that. I realized what I had done I would have deleted my post if it wasn't for the timer. He replied and said I had the reading comprehension of a child. That really hurt me.

Oh man, I know that feel well.

ITT: 4chan's best posters

This one time a mod banned me for a nsfw images and when he did, he deleted every single one of my posts by my IP or something. Someone pointed out from the deleted posts all the ones I made. I had to hide the thread and leave for a bit. /jp/ is supposed to be anonymous, I can't take it easy if it's not.

I'm scared of making threads. The janitor somehow knows it's me making them and deletes them before anyone can post.

this one is the first that comes to mind and most recent.
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/8196395/#q8196395

I just wanted to feel connected to /jp/ through fapping...

>>8588905
Same here, except sometimes I get lucky and everyone just ignores my post or calls me a troll

>>8591930
When I can't think of what to fap to I find images that normally you'd view as completely benign and fap to them. Generally just shots of a character's or little girl's face.

I got deleted three threads in a row. A week after that I found the courage to make another one, I took my time and wrote it carefully this time, making sure I don't make any mistakes because English is not my first language. The first reply is "please delete this shit", I instantly deleted the thread, closed the browser, a went to bed feeling really bad.

>>8588905
Oof, I hate those. The best thing to do is just post and admit you're wrong, say you're an idiot, whatever. Feels better.

>>8592025
You don't have to put up with the board police's shit you know

>>8592042
Personally if I realize I'm wrong I try to quote my post and call myself a worthless retard and explain exactly why I'm wrong. It softens the blow if I say those things myself before anyone else can.

I wish people wouldn't delete their posts because of minor mistakes. It's okay! Most of the time everyone knows what you meant to say and ignores it. But then you delete it, and now my post is quoting nobody, and it just gets awkward.

You guys all sound pathetic in these threads.

But you know, you're the same people making your fellow /jp/ posters feel so bad when you post things that aren't very nice.

>>8592068
fuck off faglet

>>8582867
I came to /jp/ and everyone raged and laughed at me. They are still doing that now.

It seems like it's never going to end. ;_;

>>8591891
I how that feels. Those projects often haunt me in my dreams. I tell them that I would work on them tomorrow, and send them away and spend the next day on 4 new project and the whole cycle repeats. I want to forget, but I can't.

>>8592061

I can't help it, mocking dumb or embarrassing posts is just too easy. I don't mean to be a bully, /jp/ I'm sorry.

>>8592068
Please leave forever

>>8592061
>when you post things that aren't very nice
It's quality control.

>>8592110
Please leave me alone. I did nothing to deserve this treatment.

>>8588905
Yeah, I also really hate it when that happens...

>>8592042
I try to do this, admitting your mistake both to yourself and other makes everything more civil and makes it easier to let things go. However, sometimes you've just been backed into a corner at the point of no return. When that happens I just feel like crying an running away, and I might skip /jp/ for several days... Luckily it doesn't happen often though.

I also tend to get very mad and frustrated when people act disagreeably, ruin threads I might enjoy or mock things I like... I get sad and feel lonely. Because of this I sometimes ignore threads about topics I really love. It's better for them to fall of the board unnoticed than risk it by trying to start a discussion.

I used to be a shitposter like the rest of /jp/. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

>>8588878
How have I not since this before, these are goddamn hilarious.

>>8592119
Using a trip for starters.

I once got a picture from google images to post in a thread, just meant to post it and be off so I didn't give it a name. Then I went on to post the first image with a gibberish name from my desktop. It turned out to be a potrait of myself. For some reason, though I knew at the time it was possible to delete posts it somehow slipped my mind in the panic.
Fortunately only one guy replied, and it was with a light hearted joke. Thread went on as if it had never occurred and no one gave a shit, but it was still a pretty scary experience.

I never make threads because I'm anxious about what people will think of it. I think I've made 5 or 6 in my time here.

>>8582920
Probably the day when i first discovered this place. I have never seen so much idiocy in my life. Well, at least not in one take. There is Gaia too though, but most of them are kids so it is not as bad. Here i also learned that people masturbate over Touhou quite commonly. I consider myself as a horny bastard but masturbating over Touhou was not one of my first ideas. Since i lead quite rough life i have never truly been "traumatized" but meeting the investment banker was quite a experience.

>>8592224
>How have I not since this before
>Since

How embarrassing

>>8584241

>>8592286
Oh yes, i was going to reply to that other post also. How embarrassing!
I say, you could have gotten away with it. Just by saying something like; "i am wearing this for a party." Though it is quite possible that you were frozen with shame and fear and couldn't come up with anything that would make sense. And that lady sounds like if she'd taken you as a creeper from beginning.

I have made promises to people and didn't go through with them. I hate it, and I'm glad I'm anonymous so people won't feel resentful to me as a person.

I've had the translation of woof's first Arcana Heart doujin sitting on my desktop for like 5 months and I haven't done the editing for it yet

I can recognize a few anon posters by the way they type.

One day I called one of them out on a lie, and I haven't seen him post since.

>>8592442
I doubt you can. Can you tell who I am from the way I post?

>>8592480
Nope, but some people have tells that stand out.

I spend some time writing a long reply tying to make sense, trying to find the best words, making sure I don't do any mistakes, as english is not my first language.
And the thread auto-refreshes, someone says basically what I wanted to say in a short sentence, with sometimes even mistakes.
In the end I don't post because I think doing so would be embarassing, and I get frustrated.

>>8592286
>meeting the investment banker was quite a experience.
Oh boy.
I still wonder if there is only one or many people taken the identity over the years.