/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Yes I have hangover and I don't have college. Now fuck off with your metathread.

>I have hangover and I don't have college

This. So same as every day....

>metathread

All days are sunday as a NEET!

>>8586088
>metathread

That doesn't mean what you think it means.

>>8586079
>>8586088
Shitposters go away, this is a neet thread!

>>8586102
Look it´s fine if you make one, but there are normally like 10 thread saying, "Who NEET here?". So seriously I don´t care if you make one thread, but make only one thread not 10, something like a NEET general or such.

Same as always, watch some gundam and play minecraft.

Picture half-related.

Aww yeah, NEETin' it up for the weekend, I love this. Too bad I gotta go to work on Monday though.

>>8586111
^^ thats me in 2089

Clean the house, do a bit of laundry, cook food..
Same as everyday~

>>8586111
We should dig tunnels together!

Watching boringmonogatari since I haven't better thing to do.

I want to bake a castella today but I don't want to eat it by myself ;_;

>>8586145
Please do. Take pictures while I stay hungry in bed.

If only i could take it easy all day.

Every day is the same for me. I'm going to play some video games, watch anime, chat with friends and post on /jp/.

Watch some football (soccer), grab some sleep and then try to blast through a few games (Alan Wake & Darksiders) when I wake up later this evening.

Alan Wake's combat is just complete shit, btw. I started using a trainer just to get around it in order to finish the game.

>>8586207
Such repetition seems like it would be maddening. How do you bear it?

After I pay off all my bills I am going to save an additional 2,000 dollars and quit my job to become a NEET at my parents home. Anyone else have any experiences similar to this? I want to just play MMOs and other video games and do nothing until I've faded away.

I am 21.

>>8586230
Just go crazy, then the days dont seem the same in betwen the nightmares and madness.

>>8586238
She pretty clearly can hold all those cans, actually.

>>8586236
Its possible if you can get yourself signed up with some form of mental illness to provide a income from the government.

Depending on where in the world you live and who checks you out this could either be impossible or very easy.

>>8586236

> 2000

Get at least 50000
Work hard this time, almost starv and live in a shitty place.
In no time you will have 50000.

Then go milk your parents and with the money you have you will be able to buy all games, computers, figurines, etc you want for several years.

Nope, I don't even know what day it is most of the time. I fucking hate "friday night" threads because they can only appeal to normalfags.

>>8586111
>minecraft
Get out of jaypee

>>8586230
I don't know any other lifestyle, so it's normal to me. I've been the same for 10 years or so now.

>>8586238

This. Eventually I stopped really remembering most of what I do each day, and I started hallucinating things. Sometimes I'm not sure if some things actually happened or I hallucinated them anymore.

>>8586254
Haha, 50,000? I've worked at a grocery store for a year and reaped only about 8,000 due to the hours they've given me, which I am also thankful for. I loath working. I'd rather be homeless, and without bills than with a full time job and a home.

Suggesting 50,000 is suggesting a lot initially, however it would take around three to four years of super hard work. That time would be like a black hole in my life's timeline. no sir, that seems out of the question.

>>8586253
As for being diagnosed for a mental illness, while i am not entirely opposed, something like that would become a permanent mark on my medical information forever marring my future. That's bad if future me wants to change what she's doing.

>>8586276
There is not a single game out there more autistic than minecraft.
It practically belongs on /jp/

>>8586277
>>8586282
This is actually rather terrifying. I'm gonna go take a shower and do something.

>>8586110
I only see two.

>>8586289

Shower hallucinations are always the best. Lots of steam and comforting warmth. Beads of water running down your naked body~

>>8586282
I'm kinda in the same boat, this morning i could have sworn i had spendt last night watching and downloading movies.

But when i looked over my HD nothing had been downloaded or watched in over a week.

It never happened but at the same time i have the memories of watching and laughing at the movies.

>>8586283
>she

Oh boy, here we go.

I've had an awesome vivid dream, but I don't remember most of it, and initially I didn't even remember having it. That's too bad, because that's about the only good thing that happened to me today.

>>8586305
You coulda deleted them when you were done, I guess.

I didn't even know that today is Saturday.

>>8586321
I have a playlist of downloaded and watched movies on my media centre.
There were no new movies or watch movies over the last week.

>>8586305

Last night I laid on my futon for hours staring at this crumpled piece of paper on the ground and I kept hallucinating that it was a rabbit. It was just sitting there staring at me for hours. I don't even like rabbits.

Then I tried to close my eyes to escape the hallucinations but all I could see was a little girl standing in a door way holding a knife and wearing a white dress stained with blood. I think I like rabbits better now.

My thoughts have been really disorganized as of late. I find it hard to form proper sentences and I keep mumbling to myself even in public. My paranoia is also getting worse. Also, sometimes I can't tell if something happened in a dream or real life.

I don't think it's anything serious though. The fact that I fear going crazy makes me not worry about it. Funny.

>>8586323
Neither did I.

>>8586332
Sounds like some form of lucid dreaming/sleep paralysis nightmare.

>>8586353
>>8586323
I did because my dad came over, as he usually does on weekends.

>>8586359

It was okay. It was better than nothing interesting happening, I suppose.

>>8586353
>>8586323
Claiming that you don't know the day shows
your BS...

>>8586353

>The fact that I fear going crazy makes me not worry about it.

I used to be like that Anon, it made it worse when I did finally become crazy. I wanted to open up my skull and rip out my brain because I was so ashamed for the things that I would think and that would happen to me. It's a lot less chaotic to be accepting of it.

>>8586359
>sleep paralysis nightmare.
I remember having a awake nightmare where i could not move my body and i was staring at a large spider slowly walking up to my face from the end of my bed.

It felt like forever before i could actually move, at which point i threw myself out of the bed and searched my entire house for a spider that did not exist.

Saturday is the day I download what I'm watching for the week
so it's quite a bit different for me, it's the one anchor I have on the week as it slips by

>>8586367
I don't pay attention to that sort of stuff.

>>8586367
Why are you not using the superior horizontal taskbar?

>>8586373
And this is why i never dared to try out lucid dreaming.
Bad trips/nightmares would be to much for me, i am already a little girl when it comes to scary things.

I had my girlfriend come over and made her suck my dick. She was all like
>no I won't do it what if you come inside my mouth
No I fapped last night and let it all out
>no you're gonna watch me while I suck on it
Alright blindfold me
>she nibbles on it
>she can barely fit my dick in her mouth
>get on top of her
>try to get it inside her but she screams in pain what the fuck come on that was just the tip
>dick between her tits
>blow my load
>she goes all eeewwww
She's 18 years old asian/christian, a virgin, she has never fucking touched herself ever before and has never let anyone touch her, the first time I fingered her she called me late at night and told me that she's so wet she had to change her panties and asked me what the fuck did I do why is she feeling whatever she's feeling and why is her pussy so wet, she doesn't even know about her clitoris
>quoting ur mom

>>8586387
because I'm a huge hipster faggot with my own opinions.

>>8586396
cool story fag.

>>8586396
Your girlfriend is asian but has big enough tits for you to get it between em?

This story is fake.

>>8586373
I had a similar one, but with hundreds of spiders swarming over me and biting me over and over again.

I then "woke up" feeling like my skin was on fire, threw myself out of bed, started rolling on the floor and throwing shit everywhere in a attempt to kill the "spiders"

>>8586373

That's a type of catalepsy

>>8586402
>never seen an asian with tits
Or maybe your dick is just so tiny?
TOLD
TOLDASAURUSREX
TOLDFLY
TOLDHOU
REPORTOLD
TOLD IT EASY
PATCHOTOLD
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>>8586421
Shitposters please leave, people are trying to have NEET related discussions here.

>>8586427
She looks blind in that picture.

I was hoping I could neet it up today, but it looks like I have to go to my work place to take care of something.

Well, hoping I can really NEET it up with some touhou and anime tomorrow.

>>8586522
Statements like this are troll statements. These are created by other /jp/ users to infuriate all of /jp/. Should have posted a bateman picture.

>>8586522
>22
sick dubs, bro

>>8586287
>There is not a single game out there more autistic than minecraft.

Am I the only one here who has ended up being alone even on the internet? I don't have any IRC friends and I've pretty much soloed every MMORPG I have ever played.

>>8587490
You're probably in the majority. Someone says this every so often and there's a flood of "ME TOO!!!!" posts. I think the only people I ever speak to who aren't anonymous are the mods in #4chan. And even then I'm lost for words.

I want to be autistic and play Minecraft with /jp/, we can use 2ho skins and build Shrines for our Goddesses

>>8587490
No, you're not the only one.

>>8587490
Nope, same here.

NEET here,

Yes, weekends and evenings suck because the parents are home. I need to get a job and move out. I put up with enough of this crap through high school.

>>8587503
What's your nick on Rizon?

>>8587634
Why would you even bother asking after what was just said?

>>8586556
get out

>>8587651
Nice single now check these quads.

Weekends are days that I don't go out. There are too many people. Sunday evenings can be nice, but a lot of places close early or don't even open in the first place. Tuesday is my favorite day of the week.

>>8587660
>Weekends are days that I don't go out.
Days are days that I don't go out.

For the NEETs living with their parents, how do you hide your alcohol? My sister is going out today so I will have most of the house for myself, but I forgot to stock up so I don't have anything to drink... I really want to get drunk, it feels amazing.

>>8587902
I put it in the fridge.

>>8587909
>hide

>>8587902
Mine know, they don't care.
But they haven't been in my room in about eight years, and I only go out when no one is here, so if I wanted to keep it a secret, it would not be difficult to do so.

>>8587902
I have a mini fridge in my room. I put it in there. In the summer it's filled with iced tea.

>>8587902
Why would you need to hide it? Is it because they will heckle you about where you got the money for alcohol?

>>8588111
Yeah. They also don't like alcohol in general.

Also I just raided my grandma's closet... I tried some of her liquors, but they're too strong. There's some cider in there, but it tastes like yogurt. I just want some red wine.

I don't know it's Friday/Saturday until I start seeing the ronery threads.

I buy 1L tetrapaks of blush wine that I drink room temperature, so I don't need to bother with a fridge. My room is quickly descending into one of those garbage nightmares, plates and cups, empty Doritos bags and empty wine containers strewn haphazardly across the floor. It's rather disgusting, and were I not mildly inebriated at the moment I might even care, but then again, maybe not.

I have never really been "in the world" very much (in the normalfag sense), prefering to stay sequestered away with my machines and figs (and alcohol which slows my mind down but makes shmups impossible), however, of late I feel like I've become even more of a phantom. I was dragged out to a brew pub last night and though surrounded by females in miniskirts and heels, I did not even look at them (aside from the inavoidable peripheral views). My peers were quite enamored. I've lost all sense of everything. I just want to wander, half drunk through the vast overwhelming nothingness and compose my impressions in Miltonic blank verse. Sorry, I ramble when I've been drinking (which means I mostly ramble...)

>>8588627
I can relate to just about everything you have said. Though I suspect you are more intelligent than me.
Here's to disassociation.

>>8588627
>friends
>bitches
>booze
>hangin at bars
>NOT normalfag
Bro. Nah. Get the fuck out of here, you faggoty entry-level weekender.

>>8588636
Cheers, my friend.

>>8588645
Before I call you a cunt, allow me to elaborate on my post. I have, essentially, one friend. The other guy was his cousin. They took me out to a brew pub (which serves excellent beer) because it was my birthday. Also, I had no say in the "bitches" that would also attend. So, basically, fuck you. Oh, and you're a cunt.

>>8588659
Whatever, chief. What kind of dubstep were they playing?

Get out of here more.

>>8588664
None, actually. Some kinda of indie nonsense I think. Hipster shit. Again, not that I had any say in it...

>>8588659

>>8587902
buried under layers of crap in my closet. my parents pretty much have forgotten I even have a closet, and I only open it very rarely.

>>8588667
I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT XDDDDD PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE TONITE BRO WOOOOOO

>>8588667
Do you only go to hipster microbreweries ironically?

Watching NASCAR.

Danica is not moe at all. She needs to learn from Darell Waltrip's baka moe and Larry McReynolds' speech impediment moe.

>>8588667
With all the 'cunt', are you aussie?

>>8588697
i hear the summons

I was warmly cooking dinner in the dark till suddenly all the lights went on and before I could run away and hide in my room my stupid bimbo sister brought over her big stupid cholo boyfriend to watch some stupid game on tv. He brought three boxes of pizza and suddenly the dinner I was cooking felt very underwhelming and I was embarrassed I even began cooking at all.

I hate them all.

>>8588728
As someone who has had that happen to them, you have my sympathy, anon.

Gonna wake up quick, at about noon. Think I'm gonna be in Compton soon. Gonna get drunk before the day begins before my moms starts bitching about my friends (/jp/)