/jp/ - Otaku Culture

jeez kid, what do you have against peace and love?

Ohhh shit, am I finally one of the cool kids now?

But night is basically my day now.

Come to think of it, I'm kind of drinking beer for breakfast.

>>8583467
Fap to 1D.

guys ...i can't fap to 2D anymore. wat do?

>>8583470
Them lines man, them lines.
Why would you *not* fap to 1D anyway?
You some kind of hexagon-loving sodomite?

Anyone got the images of Reimu saying "Put away your d000 and go to sleep!" and "Grab your sharp and pointy objects and stay up all night!"?

Someone should make a /jp/ drinking game. A troll posted this image a few days ago and I don't think it would be too difficult to make a /jp/-themed version that isn't shit and adapted for image board rules. Use post numbers as dice and MS Paint for markers.

Of course whether it would be a fun weekly event or stupid /soc/-level shitposting is up for debate.

>>8583502

>>8583503
We could use these autism faces instead of rage faces.

Mite b cool.

>>8583503
I'd totally play. But I'd rather not bother designing it.

>>8583503
Upvoted

>>8583503
it's funny because there are 5 spaces that tell the women to drink, but only one for the men

>>8583753
HURR SO FUNNEH XD

Rape is not a joke, dipshit.

Have my every night face.

>>8583776
Rape's hilarious, what are you talking about?

Drinking games are the only thing I miss from "normal" life. I really like games but nobody wants to play them over the age of 12 unless there's alcohol involved. And admittedly it's fun because things in the game change the social aspects of real life. Or something.

>>8583787
Sure is. Like murder, just look at looney toons or something.

>>8583776
>>8583813
Get out, feminist scum.

>>8583816
What the hell? I am not trying to defend her idiot! I am just telling things like they are!

>>8583816
>oh look at me im a big homo virgin nerd that sexualizes touhous and calls people feminist scum on the internet im so fucking cool

news flash you philistine: you're not cool. you're a total shithead.

>>8583822
>>8583828
stay mad nurds

Is this how autism bashes usually go?

Because it's pretty fucking autistic.

>>8583847
/jp/ Well what ya expected? sfx/ding ding

Posting with sage in my e-mail field. That's right folks--I'm THAT autistic.

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>>8583861
It sure doesn't look like you saged to me.

Go back to your non-sage loving normals on /a/. This here is autism country.

>>8583866
>punishment of the poster.

It sure is hard shifting my MAC address.

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I don't like alcohol, but I would like to play risk with my brother at least, since i bought it two years ago, we have only played once, He's alway with his girlfriend and we don't do anything together anymore

>>8583877
>Using bot/scraper
The auto image dumper is bannable?
Why..

>>8583877
You can't report someone for ban evasion before they even receive a ban to evade, numbnuts.

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>>8583906
You don't know who you're fucking with, pal. You seem to think that reporting me on some fucking nerd website is a threat.

You ever been court martialed before?

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>>8583918
Looks like he got the message.

Fucking euro scum.

>>8583924
If you fuck with /jp/'s eagles you pay the price.

>>8583924
Is backseat moderating not against some rule as well?

>>8583933
O'hawks. Now the anthem would be in order for your glorious victory.

>>8583940
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWxU5AAVgFo&t=06s

>>8583942
It is, just ask QC.

>>8583462
truNEET as FUCK.

When is your "bedtime"? Are your evenings mornings?

Perhaps I'm ruining it a little by calling attention to it, but
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>>8583933
>>8583954
I love you guy(s).
Stay classy.

>>8583954
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=G7twedmNoZU

that shit is a disgrace to the r w & b

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIO9DLe_-rY&t=1m

>>8583503
>>8583675
>>8583699
>>8583730
Here's a base format if anyone else wants to work with it. I might try to fill it in later.

/jp/ drinking game

1 shot whenever autism is mentioned
1 shot for every Touhou imagedump thread on the front page. Repeat every time you refresh.
3 shots for portal threads
2 shots for NEET/hiki threads
1 shot for each "who are you quoting"
2 shots for retarded tripfag circlejerk drama

I tried similar rules before and could only last about 15 minutes before feeling like shit. It was the best 15 minutes I've had on /jp/ though.