/jp/ - Otaku Culture

cruel alice is hot

>>852606

That's a new level of cruel.

"gets hungry easy" got me

WHAT A BITCH

She'll blatantly feed her in the next panel, she's just being a tease

>>852618
It wasn't actually meant to be a pun, that's just a result of the not entirely accurate translation that "take it easy" is.

>>852623
That was supposed to be "Gets hungry immediately" but it was a bit too long for that white bubble so I changed it to "Gets hungry easily" but it was yet again too long so that's why it's "Gets hungry easy".

Yukkuri bullying thread go!

That last panel...

If that's not a "I will kill you" look, I don't know what is.

Which begs the question- How would yukuri do that?

>>852639
Attach itself to her head and suck her brain out.

>>852639

Eating her.

>>852657

>>852662

>>852653
>>852655

Aren't those easily countered by pushing it away? Or is it like those slimes from DQ where they come in hordes, hoping to eventually whittle you down to nothing?

>>852671
End.

>>852669

You can't simply push away the headcrabs.

>>852669
1_ They can bite. They eat food somehow. That may be dangerous in large quantities.
2_ They can gore. However, considering their low weight, their softness and low speed, it is as if someone tapped your shoulder lightly.
3_ They may have other psychic powers, other than forcing you to bully them.

>>852657
>>852662
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>>852676

No translation?

>>852685
I think someone translated it, but it wasn't edited.

>>852682

The solution seems obvious- get a large cooler, and start stuffing them in it. If it runs out of space, toss it in anyway, and sit on the lid to pack 'em in. Pop open the drain spout for all the delicious bean paste you could ever want. They should start fleeing in terror at your mere presence.

/r/ the treadmill one god dammit I need to save it

>>852726
Yeah, seconded.

Only have that poor animooted gif.

>>852734
Reported for gore.

>>852739
That's delicious bean paste...

>>852722
That's what Cirno was made for

>>852739
You call that gore? Fuck, even my CLEANEST gore picture is bloodier then THAT.

>>852775
No doubt on that. Yukkuris don't bleed.

>>852694
Oh well, here goes again. (And no, I doubt yukkuris can actually do anything to a human, unless it's a weak human and they're over 9000.)

1 - (All of them are "yu-")

2 - ZDOB IT EAJYYY!!! (stop it easy)
-Miss, stop it!!!
-Yukkuri's gonna die!!! (yu-)
-Let us take it easy!!! (yugu-)
-All right then...
-You can take it easy...
-...if you run until dawn.
-EEEAJYYYYYYY!!!

3 - Ten minutes later
-Yu-
-Yu-
-Yuuuuuuuu!
-Let her go easy!!! (yu- yu-)
-EEEAZHYYYYY! (dragging sfx)
-Yu-! (spit, splat)
-yu...yuku...
-Uuu!
-wanna...easy...
-SPLAT

4 - NOOOOOO, YUKKURIIIII!!!
-WHY ARE YOU DOING THIIIIIIS!!?
-I wanna take it easy! Lemme take it easy!
-No more!!!
-I wanna go home!!!
-Oh, my.
-It seems the sky has gotten dark (white) already. (yu- yu-, crunching sfx)
-Bye bye, Yukkuri!
-Let's play again sometime, okay?
-Ea...jy...

And here's the treadmill one.

>>852975
Thanks! Editing...

>>852996
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>>853016
Finally! Thanks

>>853016

Holy fuck.

This is just cruel.

>>853016
Now I don't feel so sorry for the Yukkumarisa in Alice's possession.

These Japs are fucked up in the head.

Why do we always hurt the ones we love? Why Banjo? Why?!

Sorry I am taking so long. Almost finished with the last page...

And there we have it.

Note on OP's pic: Yukkurisa has the same expression in the first and last panels, barring the blushing, tears and slightly upward eyebrows. I'm inclined to think that it's a pre-crying face. And if it is a RAGE face, it will become a crying face as soon as she tries to play smart with Alice.

>>853280

Why does Flan have bat wings?

>>853285
I thought it was an "I see what you did there" face

>>853297
Those are Yukkuremilia's wings, she's right beside Flan, chomping on the last yukkuri. She's not even eating them, it's a game.

>>853303
I must admit I never thought of that. Of course, sarcasm would require an IQ of two digits or higher, which the yukkuris don't have.

>>853303
I thought it was malice. no pun intended

>>853011
Holy crap, Yukkureimu has a lot of stamina.

>>853325

For yukkuri only? What is it, pictures of vibrating cell phones and washing machines?

>>853016

TAKE IT EASY IN THE OTHER WORLD

>>853097
There was Mai-chans Daily Life before this. My God, did it take you this long to work that out?

One of the longer ones starring Remi actually made me feel sad. And no, not where her cheek is pulled off.

>>853394
Pulled off as in completely? I don't think I've seen that one, post plz.

>>853394
You mean the one where Flandre stretches her?

>>853388
One letter different and Wriggle would be saying GAAAAAAAAAY

>>853394
No, I don't have that. I haven't seen it, in fact.

>>853356
love this

also the ones with gore are crappy. yukkuri marisa shouldn't be that mean

>>853509
Alice and Flandre do the "bully Yukkumarisa" job very well.

why does this remind me of itchy and scratchy?

saved for further use

>>852996
>>852999
This fills me with much joy.

>>853362

Come now, Anon. Surely even the most unfit of us would be able to last at least half an hour if our lives depended on it.

>>853016
Fuck... I... uh... goddamnit, /jp/ ;_;

>>852999
>>852999
>>852999

>>856373

Dan, that you?

Needs more sequel for OP. Sadly it doesn't exist yet.

Also, why is there no suffering Yukkalice? I'd buy it.

>>857052
Because it's lonely and no one cares about it.

YES! Abominations must cry and die!

What the cruelty JP?

>>857099

The cruelty is the creation of these delicious bean paste filled wonders, and then making them mobile so we have to chase them down to eat them. Anon does NOT like exercise.

Yukkuri bullying is so sad and cruel but I CRAVE FOR MORE! I CANT HAVE ENOUGH OF IT

>>853280
>>853016
Why am I so fascinated with pain and death? I'm a chipper guy otherwise, but yukkuri or not, it's just so fascinating watching somebody in pain or dying. Mai-chan's daily life was like an interesting book...

Yukkuri bullying is like watching a train wreck, you can't stand to look but you can't look away.

I approve of anything cruel done to those Yukkuris.

where does the name "yukkuri" originate from anyway?

>>857469
"Yukkuri shite ite ne!" = "Take it easy"

Are there any nico videos with bullied yukkuris? Bonus points for guro.

>>857480
LOL

>>857469
ゆくりして～！

>>857503

>>857480
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm3489726

No bonus point, sorry.

>http://www.nico
Stopped there.

>>857533
>>http://www.nico
>Stopped
Stopped there.
/jp/ - Japan/General

>>857535
You double

>>857540
>>>857535
>You double
You double nigger.

At least post that "how to register" image...

>>857523
Thank you. Sad yukkuris are good.

>>857549
Can't find it in my multigig unsorted folder. I really ought to get around to organizing it sometime.

...

Our country would like to apologize for this piece of fail, but have it regardless.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtWCDV5tpvA

>>857858
That comic has already been translated.