/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'm going to Erotic Roleplay with my non-official internet boyfriend. It'll be great. Then after he starts ignoring me for the night i'll probably lay down, watch a few episodes of anime, cry a bit, and go to sleep.

Like most nights, I guess, but I have a good feeling for today.

Bake some cake for myself and whoever shows up in the shared kitchen, I guess.

Other than that I'll just sage, report, and hide threads as usual.
And I'll probably also post some battlestation pics on /g/.

>>8557572
Yes. Turn off the phone. Shut blinds. Sit down on bed next to computer with pistol grabbed tight in my hand.

Hey! You are that "im a girl and i want friends"
You go girl!

Dying.

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/image/htyHINhQARGHRUZExoEY_g
>1273297207831.jpg
Weren't you banned for spamming?

Reported for probable ban evasion.

Oh..is it now?
I don't see how it will change anything for me.

>>8557607
How will you type with one hand?

I'll go on a date.

>>8557624
I shall copy paste words when needed.

But valentines day is just like any other day. Why do I have to make plans for a regular day?

>>8557640
FRIDEY NITE MOTHAFUCKA

I stop fapping about February 7 so that when I fap on February 14 it feels amazing.

I plan to give chocolates and jewelry to my love.

I wonder what he'll get me on White Day...

I'll be trying to keep depression away by consuming shitty japanese media, just like any other day.

>>8557572
grlfriend in other country atm
have exam today

my face

>>8557665
You know..I could always be your girlfriend for a day, i would take good care of your cock! :3

I am expecting some chocolate from my waifu.

>>8557690
awwwwwww
Even if I am not gay anon-kun
but if I ever become , I will call you first :3
you are so cute

consensual sex with girlfriend in the missionary position. XD XD

Crusader Kings II

I'm going to probably spend all day baking and making chocolates. If anyone else is home I'll pace and mutter while I do it.

Then later that night I'll come out of my room and cook dinner for two. Some fancy new recipe involving chicken and herbs I wanted to try. I'll then go back to my room, eat report the inevitable shit threads that will pop up, and sip vodka until I pass out.

I will bake a small chocolate cake, and a homemade pizza later for dinner.
It will be fun!

>>8557864
What, you're not gonna cover yourself in semen and service truckers on that, oh so special of days?

Honestly, I had no idea it was valentines's day until I read it on /jp/.

>>8557868
..N-no?

I'm going to buy the new BlazBlue and hope my two-year-old nephew wants to watch me play that instead of Marvel.

>>8557572
Roll over Chen. I'll rub your belly.

>>8557881
But you could make so many men happy waiting at those glory-holes!

I'll finish Gundam 0083. Today I could watch 7 episodes in a row. It's been a long time since I was able to watch more than one or two.

>>8557572
I'm gonna wake up at 6AM get dressed and go to work, where I'll be from 7:30AM to 4:30PM, then I'll come back home, maybe shitpost on jp if I don't feel too sleepy and then go to sleep once I do.

OH!, I'll also go to the bathroom maybe 3~4 times through the day and eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner, but I felt like ommiting that info.
:/

>>8558424
Jesus fuck. Being a normal person sounds absolutely horrible.

Go to my classes and drop off my gifts to friends and family. Come home and have my self a drink of tea while I listen to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xpewfj0Ivuc&feature=related in the dark.

>>8558432
It is.
But at least I get enough money to pay my college loan in about 5 months if I save it all and use it exclusively to pay it.
And in 6 months I'll be able to actually BUY stuff!
like food clothes and maybe get a girlfriend which I'll fuck, have kids with(oh and get married to before all that), buy a house and live happily ever after.

Fuck I hate reality.

I enjoy what I'm doing now but I might kill myself to avoid the future.

Broing it up with my dad to cook an awesome meal for both of our wives.

>Prawn cocktail (starter)
>Veggie stirfry (main)
>fucking CAKE (dessert)

SWAG

>>8558455
Why don't you just wait 10 more months?
It's all going to end either way, and offing oneself is such a hassle.

nope, no plans. lonely as HELL but i'm fine with it

I bought 3000 morning glory seeds off Amazon I'm going to grind down and eat a portion of. I've never tried hallucinogens before but I'm bored and disillusioned with reality and life. I'll probably just end up puking all over myself and getting some weak tracers.

Fun fact: Did you know psylocybin spores are legal to purchase and possess in the United States? You can have the spores, just not the mushrooms. It'd be a terrible thing to purchase the spores for scientific microscopy and mistakenly place them in a jar of compacted brown wheat and vermiculite in a warm, humid area no one will notice only to have them germinate, and then accidentally ingest them.

Probably cuddle my dakimakura. I'm going to steal some of my sister's perfume for my waifu.

>>8558497
Spray on the back side of your dakimakura.

Don't worry /jp/

>>8558711

>>8558497
That would make your dakimakura smell like your sister and make it seem like you're cuddling with her.