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Anonymous Mon Feb 13 02:08:20 2012 No.8554595 [Reply] [Original]

So some 3d chick confessed to me. I'm tempted. What do?

>>	Labarador !!iuszTExGCNs Mon Feb 13 02:09:19 2012 No.8554605 The fact that you came here and posted this tells me that you did not give her an answer...

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 02:09:50 2012 No.8554603 Kill her/yourself. Your option.

>>	Sakura !RAILgUnr8s Mon Feb 13 02:10:19 2012 No.8554609 Delete your thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 02:10:49 2012 No.8554612 plough the bitch

Anonymous Mon Feb 13 02:13:20 2012 No.8554636

>i
You have:
a Ron Penton Coin
a Coffee mug
some data structures
a copy of SICP
>e
You enter Ron Penton's Private Sexy Pleasures. There is a strong smell of smegma in the room.
>l
You are in Ron Penton's Private Sexy Pleasures. You see Ron Penton.
>put coin in Ron Penton
You put the coin in the Ron Penton. Ron Penton notices your data structures and starts peeing in your coffee mug.
>run
You cannot run. Ron Penton is filling the mug.
>PLUGH
You cannot PLUGH. Ron Penton has filled the mug and is staring at your asshole suggestively.
>throw data structures at Ron
You throw several STL structures at Ron Penton. Ron Penton is nonplussed.
>w
You try to go back but shitty collision detection prevents you from doing so. Ron Penton is approaching and licking his LIPS.
>read SICP
You start conjuring the spirits of the computer with your spells. Ron Penton twitches around.
>read SICP
Ron Penton's head has inflated by approximately 350%.
>read SICP
Ron Penton explodes. His guts are all over the wall.
>z
You rest.
>w
Now that the problem has been solved, you start heading back and take a sip from your mug on the way. OH SUSM-

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 02:14:20 2012 No.8554642 File: 61 KB, 438x634, P4-Adachi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I used to be all "3d women are whores" but this one seems special. Then again she's probably not. What can I do to remind myself that bitches are whores?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 02:15:49 2012 No.8554646 >>8554642 Ask her how many guys she's slept with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 02:16:19 2012 No.8554652 >>8554636 ah, a fine kopipe

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 02:16:20 2012 No.8554651 Say yes. Leave /jp/ forever. Everyone wins. Except you, eventually. And her, once she realizes you're a terrible person.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 02:17:50 2012 No.8554665 File: 85 KB, 1022x768, brilliant.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8554646 Great idea! What if she hasn't? She's 21.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 02:18:19 2012 No.8554668 File: 52 KB, 387x538, 1322419124731.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 02:18:19 2012 No.8554669 I had a girl confess to me once and I actually gave her that "I'm not interested, but we can still be friends" line. I spent the rest of that year avoiding her until I graduated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 02:18:49 2012 No.8554672 >>8554665 Then you have my blessing to train her into being a fine maiden.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 02:19:19 2012 No.8554677 >>8554665 Very unlikely scenario.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 02:20:55 2012 No.8554684 >>8554595 have you played Chaos Head? she thinks you're a murderer so fuck that shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 02:21:19 2012 No.8554689 >>8554672 >>8554677 I guess you're right. She's really good looking so there's pretty much no way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 02:27:50 2012 No.8554724 File: 83 KB, 600x600, alphaasfuck.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8554669 Pic related, it's you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 02:31:50 2012 No.8554737 >>8554665 You're naive. Alphas don't let women stay virgin. The "virgins" are saying they're virgin to betas. It's like how they do their geek persona around you and then be a woman to him.

>>	Nadie Mon Feb 13 02:32:50 2012 No.8554741 Just say yes and wait 2-4 months until she realizes you are a terrible person / a manipulative motherfucker and dumps you. Alpha as fuck. Always worked for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 02:38:22 2012 No.8554763 >>8554605 I hate you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 03:36:34 2012 No.8554987 Follow your heart. Don't fucking listen to /jp/ for advice on whether or not you should pursue a relationship.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 07:58:23 2012 No.8555698 >>8554987 If he's asking advice to /jp/ for this case, it's because he wants to be dissuaded from engaging in this relationship. So, I guess someone should post that stuff from /cgl/ now

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 08:02:25 2012 No.8555716 Who the fuck cares. You sound fresh out of /a/. Go get yourself some 3D pussy if only so it keeps you away from us.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 08:12:23 2012 No.8555757 >browse /jp/ >talk to girl

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 13 08:15:24 2012 No.8555772 >>8555757 HELL yeah, nice bump

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