/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Alone. Wasting away another day.

I had plans, I really did. But after 7 years you start to lose hope. You start to think that maybe, maybe you really will never amount to anything.

listening to the the r/a/dio.

and shitposting of course.

NEET AS HELL
>dole money on Wednesday
>spend money on booze on Friday
>don't give a fuck
>greentext on /jp/ and continue to not give a fuck
>Who am I even quoting?
>too drunk to care
>mfw
>mfw no face

>>8543678
You still typed coherently, so you can't be too drunk yet.

>>8543688
It's actually a force of habit.
I keep going back and deleting things and correcting mistakes (e.g. I fixed "thngs" and ".," in that last sentence).

OCD is great for drunks.

Clearing my anime backlog and trying to finish my Dead Space 2 hardcore run.

I've been depressed all day. I read a University thread on /v/ and it put my mood right down the drain.

>>8543745
Eh, I have an exam tomorrow morning, it's late at night and I stil haven't started studying.

>>8543712
> Dead Space 2 hardcore run

Ugh. Such a pain to do. That last little bit just before the Marker is a nightmare.

Reading a novel. The protagonist is an autist.

Playing KS and doing whatever else comes to mind.

I'll probably be ordering a pizza in a bit and then playing some Megaman games. Should I pick it up or have it delivered? If I pick it up I need to put gas in my car, and if I get it delivered there's going to be a delivery fee and expected tip. I wonder if I can give the driver a bottle of beer instead.

It's going to be such a nice warm night tonight so I'm going to have my window open. I wish I didn't drink all my limonatas...

>>8543771
Is it an autobiographic novel?

As for me, I'll play touhou and Tsukihime until early morning.

Oh, it's Friday already? I wouldn't know, and I don't care. I'm a NEET. I'm A NEET, YOU HEAR ME? I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT FRIDAYS AND WEEKENDS. EVERY DAY IS SUNDAY!

>>8543838
Sundays are brown and depressing. Can every day be Saturday instead?

Also who else here sees days as colors?

>>8543846
Monday: White
Tuesday: Baby Blue
Wednesday: Beige
Thursday: Burgundy
Friday: Gray
Saturday: Maroon
Sunday: Light Pink

I also have alphanumeric synthesthia.

You're not alone.

>>8543875
Thursday is dark green, bro, I don't know what are you talking about.

>>8543880
No, that guy is right. I just call it "Dark Red" though.

>>8543875
I understand your choices, though
Monday: Dark blue
Tuesday: Light blue
Wednesday: Green
Thursday: Brown
Friday: Black
Saturday: Red
Sunday: Gray

We're not so different.

>>8543882
Wait, fuck, this:
>>8543880

Perhaps Sunday is brown.
Either Thursday or Sunday is brown.
It fluctuates.

I'll be playing a game of pretend with some anons

>>8543829
No, but it's written by the mother of an autist.
>>8543875
>>8543882
What the fuck? I've felt black pains and yellow pains, but that's ridiculous.

>>8543888
I'd say that Sunday is either pale yellow or gray, but each to his own.

I'll do the same thing I do every night, Anonymous—try to take over the world!

>>8543712
small world. I'll be playing the first Dead Space on medium, watching some anime and maybe I'll actually get around to playing EoSD

Friday Night, motherfuckers.

went up to the liquor store

gonna get completely smashed tonight.

'bout to play some Etrian Odyssey 3

Watching Smallville season 7.

I'm watching Welcome to the NHK again. Why hasn't anyone tried to save me from my NEET ways?!

>>>/r9k/1388798

>>8543952
Chloe has no twist whatsoever and she's the stupid LOOKIMADEACHARACTER almost-Mary Sue you thought she was from the beginning.

>>8543958
Because your room smells like rotting semen and nobody wants to go near it.

You may not think it smells since it's your own odor but it's fucking disgusting and everyone talks about what a perverted freak you are when they walk by your place. It's pretty fucking pathetic.

>>8543958
A cute girl actually tried this with me. I basically told her to fuck off and called her a whore.

Feels /jp/, man.

Are there still "neets" here who think friday or the weekend is different from any other day?

Get the fuck out.

>>8543979
But it is. You can tell by how /jp/ gets 14% shittier after Friday afternoon.

>>8543979
To be fair, I only realize it's a Friday thanks to these threads. And every four or five weeks or so, I'm slightly more depressed because I realize what Friday means to normal people. But it fades pretty quickly.

>>8543978
You did the right thing. She was just gonna tell you to get a job and work so you can buy her things so your relationship with her would work out. It's pretty disgusting how women think.

Probably fantasize how much I want to fuck a real life japanese milf

>>8544028
Sorry to break it to you, anon, but they look nothing like that.

>>8543875
>>8543882
Monday is red
Tuesday is green
Wednesday is yellow

Friday is just another day.

>>8544069
That sounds like a good theme for a love song.

>>8544040
I know that, but I still want to fuck one no matter what.

Just back from an Alestorm gig where i blew all my dole money, came back, smoked a J and played some KS (I now have a burn fetish thanks to this shit) and now im telling you guys.

>>8543672
>I had plans, I really did. But after 7 years you start to lose hope. You start to think that maybe, maybe you really will never amount to anything.

That entire sentence honestly disturbs me. I have plans, too. But I never, ever come close to putting them into action. Let alone sticking to them when I do. Man, if you're just some troll, or a faggot pretending to be a NEET because your life is empty enough to do that, then kudos. That was actually jarring to read. A part of me really hopes you are just some retard that isn't a NEET only a very short period of time ahead of me.

No. Fucking seriously. Please tell me things aren't that bleak.

>>8544101
Belfast is a pretty cool place. I wish I just went to an Alestorm gig. I'm not a huge fan but anyone who can pull off "PIRATES!" without being obnoxious earns a gold star in my book.

I wish I could go outside...

>>8543875
>synthesthia

I envy you guys. I hear you all have amazing memories compared to regular people.

>>8544144
What I find disturbing is that some people in our kind of situation do have plans. I mean, I'm like this because I don't have any plan. I don't want a plan because there's nothing I want to do. How come you guys can say you still have plans even when you haven't ever done anything?

>>8544144
Don't worry: I certainly feel that way too. I don't have anything major. Just the typical "I'll do it tomorrow" things I put off. I want to learn to play the keyboard and program, but I never will. I've been this way for years and I'm aware that I am inevitably ageing and there's nothing I can do about it. I am only in my twenties.

>>8544158
In my case, I'm planning on how to get how out of the lifestyle or state of being or however the fuck you care to define being a NEET. Plans to improve myself. Hopefully, this would be to the point that being a NEET would again become a choice I can embrace or disregard somewhat at will. Instead, with no other option around me, it's just a trap. Something I can't get out of even if I want to. I'm planning to potentially give myself options besides staying this way or committing suicide.

>>8544177
It's a shame that everyone thinks like this. It really does suck you in. "I can improve whenever I want to, I just don't want to."
I'm not sure if the NEET life is the best life or if that's just what I've led myself to believe.

I was a neet too until I joined the navy, now I have self respect and a bright future. If you want A better life get off your ass and do something about it

>>8544234
Get out recruitment devs.

I'm about to becoming a NEET for couple of months. I have decided to drop out of grad school (MSc Eng). I'm going to bum around in my mom's basement for a couple of months.

>>8544252
become*

>>8544252
This is how it starts.
A word of advice though:
Hang around on /r9k/ for a bit first. Your angst and blogging and misogyny are not appreciated here. Come back when you've adjusted to your lifestyle and convinced yourself it's how you want to live.

A question for you, fellow NEETs. Why is it that retards here always say that we shouldn't be proud of our path and that it isn't an accomplishment? It's not like being a normalfag drone that thinks in lockstep and acts according to the will of his jewish masters is in any way laudable or worthwhile.

>>8544271
The idea is that NEET isn't a status symbol.
Yeah you're a NEET, I'm a NEET, we all NEET here. It's just not worth being proud of any more than beating a Touhou game on Easy or waking up at 7PM is.

Quit being a bunch of sad sacks and enlist, you'll feel better about yourselves right away I promise. Boot camp isn't even that bad, hanging around bored out of my mind for a year was way worse. Besides, most of you are smart enough to be linguists and ITs, you could get paid to do something you love

...Yeah, that's all. It's to escape from boredom. Because when we get bored, .....we remember. We remember that hell. And, you know, by throwing someone else down into that hell,..... we realise that oh, we're the ones on the throwing side, ......and that means we aren't in that hell ourselves. If we don't keep doing that,.....then the fear of that hell will overwhelm us...

>>8544101
>fetishizing KS

You truly disgust me.

>>8544281
This.

You are what you are, it does not make you any more special or superior to others.

The same applies to normals. Especially the disgusting hypocrites who preach egalitarianism.

>>8544299
Didn't the initial artist pretty much do this?

>>8544309
Post this on /a/. 200+ replies, guaranteed!

HOME ALONG ON A FRIDEY NITE?

LEN HAREM!!!! *jumps at screen* ow!! y isn't this real!!??

>>8544326
uhh jea...

>>8544309
me time is a HELLa lot better than our time also it's easy on my wallet, which is empty 666% of the time

>>8544335
Kill yourself.

>>8544335
pls go

>>8544827
Ironic as HECK because you bumped this thread hours later just to say that.

Shitposting4lyfe

There's eight of us in the /jp/ channel in DOTA 2.

Playing some refrain until >>8530838 finishes downloading so I can go to sleep.

>>8544848
Are you guys chattting about being tertiariesies?

You know all you fags do is talk about how depressed you are. Why don't we work on something like learning programming.

>>8544911
Why is it always programming? Nobody wants to learn that.

>>8544911

They're too busy enjoying the dumbest shit to ever squirt out of Japan's collective anus: 2hu

>>8544911
We did that. Someone created a text board and an IRC channel and then...nothing happened, I guess. If it was successful, the following happened:
* The community split off from /jp/ into its own self-contained IRC/board.
* People quickly forgot about the initial premise and just hung out.
* It turned into a huge circlejerk.
* /jp/ now hates it and refuses to mention/associate with it.

I can promise you this without knowing anything about it or even its name.

>>8544920
It's something you can do without leaving your house that is productive. If you have any better ideas I'm all ears.

>>8544922
We didn't create Touhou. Also flaming something a board was basically created for isn't expert trolling. That's not even anything. It's just dumb.

NEETs, when did you realise you did not want in on the rat race that is modern society?

>>8544930

You could learn to paint, sculpt or draw, learn a language, write stories, learn or compose music or a musical instrument, etc.

Programming sounds like a useful endeavor, but come on, there's tons of shit to learn at home that are "productive" if you feel like it.

>>8544926
Just like KS, right?

/jp/ confirmed for bigger hipsters than /mu/ and /soc/ pu together.

No, /jp/, YOU are the normalfags.

>>8544939
How does learning an instrument help you make money in this day and age? You have more of a chance to make something as a programmer than be some rockstar. The only exception is if you have a singing voice then I would suggest it. I mean I am fine with learning it though.

>>8544943
Wait, what?
I don't understand what you're even saying.
I was stereotyping communities like #hotglue and #techloligy.

>>8544939
I just can't fucking draw I wish I could, but it's hard for me.

>>8544951
/jp/ sereotypes everything that doesn't worship touhou.

>>8544950
Busking? Maybe it's different in the States, but here in the UK I've always imagined it to be an effective way to make money. Here in the UK minimum wage is £5-6 per hour (depending on age) and you can make at least that busking quite easily.

>>8544950

It doesn't; by productive, I figured you meant it simply yielded some sort of fruit.

Sorry, I didn't know we were pretending to be HR managers, faggot.

>>8543952
I thought that show was suppose to be shit.

>>8544967

Why do you think someone on /jp/ likes it, then?

>>8544962
Don't get mad that is fine, but I was just trying to suggest something that you could create.

>>8544967
It goes from being a neat idea to the writers forgetting who their audience is supposed to be and padding out every season with nothingness.

I marathoned most of it and then watched one episode of Justice League Unlimited right after. It amazed me how a twenty minute cartoon aimed mostly at children had better character development than hours of a show aimed at teenagers and young adults. Tom Welling is like a cardboard cut-out, which kind of sucks because he was perfect for the role of Superboy.

>>8544988

>Justice League Unlimited

I don't understand how anyone over the age of 7 can be impressed by western superhero cartoons.

>>8544990
Versus cute girls doing cute things?

>>8545007

Correct. Cute girls doing nothing and being relaxing and fun > Lame, tired superheroes created over half a century ago fighting the same boring villains simply because they think it's justice

>>8545019
You just don't understand the coolness of super powers.

This shit really should not be started here.

>>8545033
I can appreciate it in a video game, where you get to partake in the action, but I don't think I would ever want to read about it.

As to cuteness, it's more or less its own form of sexuality, but the West refuses to recognize that and instead ascribes cuteness to animals only, probably creating furries through cartoons. It's obviously a compound issue, but I believe the primary cause is that many women in our society find it offensive.

>>8545107
Ultimate Spiderman is a good comic check it out.

>>8545107

>>8545019
That's sort of why Western superhero comics are good though. They have to mix things up to keep it interesting. Saving the world gets old, saving the galaxy gets old, saving the universe gets old, saving the multiverse gets old. It really pushes authors to their creative limits when everything has been done and everyone is a god. Thus, we get good stories.
You know how anime sometimes takes a fresh take on a cliche genre like Madoka did? Pretty much every relevant comic in the past thirty years has been like that.

Cartoons are less like that since kids are dumb and have ADHD and kids in the 2000s didn't watch the same cartoons kids in the 80s did. They're still fresh and fun though.

I'm probably going to get drunk, then sing along to music while playing video games. Starting that right now actually.

Should be fun.