/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>8534237
I touched myself, once.

I had sexwith a 3D female.

Once I fapped to Touhous.

I deeply regret it.

I fucked 14 year old girl in front of her grandma.

>>8534245
same, it was worse than i could have possibly imagined

I stuck my toothbrush up my ass.

>>8534250
Except you didn't though, did you?

>>8534258
Glad it's not just me. I'm sorry /jp/, I truly am. For what it's worth it was the most uncomfortable experience of my life. It felt good but you can't enjoy it because then you might cum early and that would be awkward but you can't not enjoy it because then it's terrible and there's so much physical exercise involved and your tiny little penis keeps coming out and oh god it's so horrible I would give anything to be a virgin again.

I put the prickly end of a brush inside me while I had clamps on my nipples and balls.

I forced my cat to lick my penis.

I'm too lazy and uncreative.
I
1. download a vanilla doujin,
2. fap for five minutes, get it over and done with,
3. wait 24 hours, rinse and repeat.

Been doing this for years with no variety. You people who stick things inside of yourselves or have all these weird fetishes have my respect.

Disturbing to /jp/ or disturbing to normals? I fapped to CP a number of times before I turned to 2D, but I doubt /jp/ would be terribly shocked by that.

>>8534311
Everyone has. Even normals. I think.

What's funny is I used to collect CP just for the sake of collecting it. I never even really fapped to it. I just like collecting things.

>>8534250
I actually fucked a 14 year old girl with her dad sleeping in the room down the hall.

>>8534365
>>8534250
that's the age of consent in my country (regardless of my age)

try harder

This

I fap to touhou doujins frequently. I wish I could stop, because I feel guilty afterwards. I respect all the characters...but I guess once you've had sex with a god, you can't go back to mere mortals. I can't go back to regular hentai after that.

One time I fapped to Hideyoshi (admiral ackbar.jpg) but its okay because Hideyoshi is his own gender! lol still kinda felt like a homo tho...its all the internets fault!!!! curse you /jp/!!! lol

>>8534431

I hope this post is supposed to be ironic.

I gave my girlfriend an enema. Won't ever do that again. Imagine the smelliest, nastiest liquid diarrhea ever. That's what an enema is.

>>8534444
The second enema is supposed to be better.

I had consensual sex under the blankets with the lights turned off in the missionary position for the sole reason of procreation.

>>8534444
What did she say?

>>8534444
Enema is a medical procedure, not entertainment, you debauched fool.

I fap to Touhous sometimes. I feel ashamed and dirty.

>>8534453
She kinda liked it, but she gets off on lots of humiliating things. So I'll just stick with activities that are less gross, like forcing her to walk like an animal.

>>8534265
I did this too

>>8534465
You could of had her use the toilet instead of a bowl,dude.

>>8534324
>Everyone has. Even normals. I think.
Fapping to CP is like fapping to a brick wall. I don't think very many non-pedophiles have done it.

Looked up my niece's shorts when she was 6 and was sleeping. She wasn't wearing panties and I deeply regret it.

I sucked my own dick and swallowed my cum. I practiced for 8 months before I could finally bend all the way down. It feels better when I fap with my hand, so it was a wasted effort. Also, it's a very uncomfortable position and I can't see the screen. I also bought, heated and fucked a huge raw porkchop. I cooked and ate it afterwards, without washing the cum away. I've also done other stuff like prostate massages and sticking stuff inside my ass.

ITT: Some normalfag talks about his girlfriend and /a/ nerds flock to him.

>>8534275
>>tiny little penis keeps coming out and oh god it's so horrible I would give anything to be a virgin again.

This got me so hot. f'reals

>>8534508
It didn't get me hot. It got me scared and humiliated.

I figure somewhere in the world there are people who might like small penises, but even then it's mostly just a sexual thing. I'd rather have a pure relationship with zero sex whatsoever. But unfortunately that's pretty much impossible. Even religions teach the purpose of marriage is to fuck and make more good little brainwashed babies.

It was in a federal courtroom. I was painted blue and wore nothing but a tutu and a rabbit ears headband. The room was filled up to my ankles with vomit. I felched cum from a zebra's ass while getting whipped by midget clowns and fucking a conjoined twins baby in the ear. All the midgets shit in my mouth and threw Skittles at me.

>>8534499

What's that supposed to mean?

>>8534524

>>8534516
Did your partner encourage that humiliation? There is a middle ground where you could feel humiliated, but you're partner could be compassionate and loves you anyway :P

The beautiful thing about life is that you get to make you're own choices about how you want to live it.

>>8534524
Wasn't there some sticky once about this shit?

>>8534535
> Did your partner encourage that humiliation?
No. It wasn't a "thing". It's just what happened.
> There is a middle ground where you could feel humiliated, but you're partner could be compassionate and loves you anyway
She wasn't very "into" sex (though she was the one that always started it) and she claimed to be fine with it. Shortly afterwards she cheated on me, but at least I can rationally claim it was on an emotional basis rather than a sexual one.
> The beautiful thing about life is that you get to make you're own choices about how you want to live it.
And from now on I'm living it without women. You guys are fine and whatever, all I ask is that you don't shove your sex lives in my face online like /cgl/ insists on doing.

/jp/ - /r9k/

I had sex with a my teachers daughter (in middle school) in a dark empty studio room in school that's always left unlocked. It had a sofa and everything too.

>>8534547
Aw. Well I hope your choices now are based out of a desire for life-fulfillment and not fear or anger. I hope you find happiness :)

I tried one of those Tenga deephtroats in OP pic, I came so hard that I was forced to stand up and walk around my room while ejaculating because I couldn't sit still. It was a little uncomfortable and scary and I couldn't really enjoy it fully until it was over.

Nothing really disturbing, just kinda weird I guess. I like to masturbate to little girls. Started when I was little and my sister and I were rough housing around, I got kinda worked up and rubbed one out under the covers on my bed while she continued playing. I've done shit like that a lot.

Best time was two summers ago at my niece's birthday party. After the party, all the adults wanted to go out to this casino, which I hate so I got to stay home and watch the kids. 9 to12-year-old kids. Playing on a slip n slide in the backyard. In cute little swim suits. Getting hard as fuck now thinking about it. Anyway, I sat in the hot tub to conceal my erection, eventually jerked off and none of them were the wiser.

I've stuck my finger up my ass and jacked off.

Also wore my mom's panties and jacked off. Felt good as shit.

I need to buy my own panties though.

Shit in a diaper and then beat off.

It was OK I guess. I'd do it again but it's annoying to clean up.

>>8534619

areyoume.jpg

>>8534524
I'm being honest. I have no reason not to be, this is /jp/ after all. They have to be older than that to get my dick up, about 13-15. Pedophilia isn't just an invention.

I've fapped to Osanagocoronokimini's necrophilia and zombie works.

>>8534675
>Osanagocoronokimini's
jesus christ that's a lot of syllables.

>>8534658

Cute girl, nice butt. What's not to like here?

>>8534828
the fact that she's 3D and has such smooth perfect skin. Such a thing shouldn't exist.

>>8534831
under 15 non-slut girls and 2D have much in common

>>8534838
being a pedophile/hebephile is suffering

>>8534838

I've always thought it would be interesting to get people who claim not to find 13-15 year-olds attractive in a room.
Then girls of this age dance nude in front of them and they are felt up to check for erections. Bonus points if someone was to do this with politicians.

Off-topic as HELL but I just realised that the girl I sat next to in secondary school liked me but it was like in my Japanese cartoons and I never realised.

Oh well. It can't helped.

A morbidly obese girl that I met online once masturbated for me over voice chat.

It was very uncomfortable and I didn't know what to say or do. I just sat there quietly and waited for her to stop.

>>8534658
I hope you realize you're effectively the exact same as a pedophile for liking 13 year olds. It may be different technically, but if society treats you all the same as an actual pedo, you're effectively one too.

Also, if you like 13 year olds, it's virtually impossible that there aren't some 11 year olds who can attract you. Of course, morals will probably keep you from actually liking them or accepting it, due to understanding most western girls can't consent at that age.

>>8534267
Actually yes i did. That's how i lost my virginity. The relationship lasted for one day.
>>8534394
You probably never were young.

>>8534859

you're supposed to join her stupid

masturbated in public with a latex glove with vaseline inside underneath my clothes

>>8534881
that reminded me of that white glove kopipe

>>8534324
>everyone has
This is a joke, right? There's literally nothing to fap to unless you have a fetish. That's similar to saying everyone has fapped to granny porn.

I tried to have sex with my dog once, but he was too small, so I just came on his fur.

>>8534896
I'm not even going to bother.

fapped to censored to HELL and back pixels fuckin japs censorin porn

>>8534245

I had a 3d girl suck on my wee wee.
I didn't like it, felt weird.
Her vagina felt nice though.

yfw /jp/ has more sex-experienced people than /r9k/

>>8535010
nah we're just good at making stuff up on the fly

>>8535010

It's because /jp/ is honest and cute. /r9k/ is filled with disingenuous assholes that try too hard.

>>8535010
There's a reason we're all turned off 3DPD.

>>8535010
/jp/ has been overrun by /a/, /v/ and /cgl/ kids.
It's been like this for a while now, fucking normalfags.

Once I took a 15 year old passed-out drunk into my room at 2 am and licked her vagina for about 1 hour. Then I returned her to her friends.

I was never caught

>>8535047
Reported for over 12 years old.

>>8534867
>You probably never were young.
I had a girlfriend when I was a normal (long time ago). She was 14 too. That's entry level. Post back when we have 12- stories.

She dumped me for another girl, and I dropped out of highschool some months later.

>>8535029
I always hoped I wasn't the only one that turned to 2D after experiencing the horrors that surround the 3D vagina.

>>8535067
You seem to be interested in fucking children, sir.

/jp/ - just playas

/jp/ theme

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_XP0EXsT_4

>>8535117
XD

>>8535067
I had a fiancee when I was about 5.
Well, not officially, but she declared her intent to marry me anyway. I moved away a long way and never saw her probably around a year afterwards. I can't remember anything else about this, not even what she looked like.

>>8535134
That's not http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_eyUVVcgc8

>>8535175
not playa enough

>>8535140
and then she was a lamia

>>8534658
Good point, though I move it up to 14-15+. Teens are beyond retarded.

Wasn't it shown in some study that around 25% of college males like young teens?

>>8534862
Like this guy, who keeps misusing words and understanding definitions.

As far as the most depraved thing I've fapped to? Scat.

>>8535269
>Wasn't it shown in some study that around 25% of college males like young teens?
Pretty sure probably about 95% do, if they're being honest.
I mean, studies show about 20% of men to be actual pedophiles.

>>8535279
No, 25% react to pedophilic stimuli. There's a big difference.

>>8535269
How am I misusing anything? All I said is that society would consider you a pedo all the same. It doesn't mean I don't know or that there's no difference between a pedo, an hebe and an ephebo.

Once while staying after school I went into the girls bathroom and masturbated in one of the stalls.

I once found a small pair of panties in the dryer (probably one of my younger cousin's) and I masturbated and came on them. They were really soft.