/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Make with relationship or escape to America.

Shit I already did that when I was eight.

But being punched-tan would make a fine wife.

If she's cute, why not.

Apparently I get married.

My parents aren't married so the family name is already lost.

I'm Hispanic(I have like three brothers) so we don't have this problem.

Too bad, I have an STD. Still a virgin though.

>A girl is presented to you.
>Your future wife.
B-but i have always wanted to be the wife..This is not going to work out.

I'd give her to one of my brothers. If they hypothetically don't exist or are dead or something, I'd run away.

I FINALLY GET TO TOUCH A GIRL?

HOLYYYYYYYYY SHITTTTTTTTT

Kill my parents.

If I like her, I get married.
If I don't like her, I don't.

Is that supposed to be a trick question?

>>8528474

>If I don't like her, I don't.

Your parents financially cut you off and throw you out of the basement.

>>8528472
That's really sad...

thats not anime style

thats middle east style

I wouldn't mind living in camouflage relationship with 3DPD. I would treat her terrible, just the way she deserves. "Clean house.", "Make me sandwich.” Of course she wouldn't have her own bed; she had to sleep under kitchen table. My bed is only for me and my waifu. If she wouldn't obey I would say "Then leave if you can't be wife for me. I don't force you to stay.” It is not my fault that my 'future wife' can't fulfill my expectations. I would do this as long as my parents would be bringing me a 'new girl'.

>>8528478
I don't leech off my parents anymore.
And
>throw you out of the basement
isn't much a threat to people on /jp/.

Wake up because is something too amazing for it to happen to me.

;_;

>>8528486
Not much of a threat? How do you figure?

Seems plenty threatening to me!

I want a VN about this or something.

I think this is the only way I could meet a woman, if one was forced upon me. Its sad because I want to trade bodies with a horribly ugly person. They deserve to look at least average, but I don't deserve to look okay, nor do I need to.

>>8528487
>I want a VN about this or something.
There are hundreds.

Is she hot?

Get myself a visectomy. I do not need a child, I'll just help Ran raise Chen when I get to Gensokyo.

That would be fun. If she's even decent(Brain and looks), I would treat her nice and everything like I would treat a friend of mine.

But I won't don on any other ring other than the one I have right now on my ring finger and I won't go through the rites with her.

>>8528499 If she's even decent(Brain and looks)
Then I would be almost sorry for the poor girl to be stuck with me.

I would like to run away, but since i am a coward i would simply accept it and live a miserable life pretending to be happy.

>>8528468
I also wanted to be someones wife rather than husband ;_;

I'd only be troublesome for her. I'd probably kill myself.

So how rich is this girl? No one's parents would put some poor girl with a poor NEET so they can become even poorer when they have children.

No idea. I'd probably complain something about arranged marriage. Most of all i'd like to know what the girl would think of it and how she would look like and stuff. Probably i would complain in every case.

>>8528516
No rich girl's parents would arrange a marriage with some poor NEET either.

I wouldn't mind living with someone, but my family cannot force me to have sex. If they cut me off I'll find income elsewhere.

I'd also change my surname to hers, just to spite them. My "family name" is false anyway since my grandfather had it changed in his lifetime.

I would attend the family wedding crossdressed as a cute girl.
If she is able to stand that, perhaps there's a future somewhere.

>>8528527
She could be the 4th child with no motivation or goals in life and they want her to churn out some grandkids or something since her elder brothers are all busy running the businesses.

>>8528533
>implying you look good crossdresing

>>8528544
He obviously meant kigurumi. Don't be daft.

>>8528537
They'd marry her into another rich family as a strategic partnership. Even the NEET daughter of a rich family has her uses that way.

they better be ready for a civil marriage. i reject religion and christian shit and will sooner call on magical girl satan-chan and his circle of colorful magical girl helpers than go with some marriage shit.

and then she'd better be ready to work her ass off while i sit around all day watching tv. i ain't gonna change myself for anyone.

>>8528572

>>8528572
Internet Tough Guy detected.

I ask if she wants sex, if she says no I just pretend she doesn't exist.

i know right? hating everything religious, and mocking it makes me a goth, not an agnostic/atheist/asshole/etc.

>>8528596
If you were an Atheist you simply wouldn't believe and wouldn't care.

>>8528605
Atheism has nothing to do with not caring, fuckwit.

>>8528614
Atheism
[X]Lack of belief in a god
[ ]Hatred of religion
[ ]Intentionally going against religions
[ ]Getting mad at people believing what you don't believe in

>>8528596
You are perhaps the most autistic butthurt person I've ever encountered on 4chan.

And I browse /jp/

>>8528618
and you sound mad enough to respond.

>>8528620
You can care about religion and still be an atheist. Atheism has nothing to do with caring.

>>8528450

It's cruel for her, I just have to be myself until she begins to cry in front of everyone to change her fate.

So /jp/, what if she is ugly and fat?
Arranged marriages were made for a reason, which is to get your children married with wealthy ugly people.

How superficial is /jp/?

>>8528669
Beauty is not superficial. Research shows that attractiveness and intelligence are directly correlated.

>>8528673
oh i get it. the stupider the chick is, the more attractive she'll look like. the smarter she is, the uglier her looks are.

since only ugly ones try to use their "smarts" as a selling point, while the good looking ones don't care and can be as airheaded as they want.

>>8528678
It's the other way round actually.

>>8528678
I said directly, not inversely.

>ITT wannabe mary sues

>>8528548
>kigurumi
>cute

>>8528712
No accounting for taste.

No, even if she was the most beautiful thing on the earth I know my pros and cons, and I can't see a forced wedding going anywhere but NTR.
If I really must I'd tell the girl we'd fake it until we can live on our own and then go each one on our separate way with a divorce and no responsibilities.
Of course no sex.

>>8528673 Research shows that attractiveness and intelligence are directly correlated.
Should've posted some bullshit statistics while you were at it.

This many people consider marrying 3D? Oh god get out from /jp/.

>>8528754
Read: attractiveness, intelligence and money are directly correlated.

Will she have money?
As in enough money for us to never work or leave our penthouse apartment for something that's not shopping, vacations, and other leisure activities, of course.

If that's the case and she isn't butt-ugly and fat, I'm in.
I don't really see how someone attractive and rich would be in a position to marry me, but if it were to happen, no complaints from me.

I'm well-mannered and generally nice to be around.
It would be cool if she had some friends she could bring over every now and then so we could play RISK or something.

I'd be seriously upset and probably leave the country and never speak to them again.
I can't cheat on my waifu and I absolutely refuse to do anything anyone tries to force me to do.

It would be nice to hold something warm while I sleep I guess...
Maybe a "Good morning!" too.

If she's cute and not a bitch then why not?

>>8528947
Stop being a tryhard.

I remember the days people didn't like 3D for personal choices. Or bad experiences in the past. Not this kind of retarded "2D is legion XD 3D is PD" attitude we have been seeing since 2010.

Get a gun.

>>8529005
When you find one that fulfill those requirements and isn't taken already at the legal age for marriage let me know.

>>8529033
Let's move to Saudi Arabia, anon.

>>8529008

>I remember the days

No. No you don't.

>"2D is legion XD 3D is PD"

No one here is using "XD" nor has any sentiment expressed in any post remotely resembled that captured in "XD". So stop this lazy bullshit.

Now get the fuck out of /jp/ and take everyone who seriously posted in this thread with you

>>8529049
Yes, I do.

I remember when /jp/ was shitty.

I remember when /jp/ was /a/

>>8529058
it's pretty shitty right now and your shitposting in almost every thread doesn't really help either.

Those of you actually considering marrying this person whom you have no love or feels for should get of /jp/.

I am disgusted at the lack of commitment and fidelity towards your waifus and you should all be ashamed.

/jp/ has changed into /r9k2.0/.

>>8529084
>>8529049
>>8528947

Samefag. Also, nice /v/ level image, nerd.

>>8529093
I am >>8529084
and I am posting because /jp/ has changed from when I first got here a few years back and I don't like it.

My autism is acting up again.

>>8529078
Problem?

>>8529084
Not everybody has a waifu.

But you know what, it's a shit thread anyway.

>>8529084
I can assure you I would have never found a partner otherwise. If there is at least a chance for love here I'd take it.

You can all mock and make fun of me now.

>>8529093

Now you've got the false accusations out of the way, it's time for you to return to your homeland

>>>/r9k/

>>8529124
XD

Archiver RP-kun, is that you? Kill yourself please

>>8529084
/jp/ has changed quite a bit from the good old times. You are only just now realizing this? Most people I used to know already abandoned /jp/.

I'm living out of my parents' reach anyway.

They'd never be able to arrange a marriage for me, if they can't get me.

>>8528450
If she is cute and can bear with me, i'd, probably, love her deeply.

as OP I sort of wanted to hear what you would actually do together, like go to the fair or meet her friends... not the usual misogynistic hogwash.

>>8532971
you should have been more specific as to what you wanted to hear. as you can probably tell most of us assumed you merely wanted to know "would you marry her or not?"

>>8532971
Life is full of highly predictable disappointments.

True anime style huh? So I assume then this girl should be from a very rich and powerful family? My family is well-off but not filthy rich. Whatever, why not? I could use the connections and experience boost. Getting a slice of their power/wealth would be appreciated as well.

I am not going to do shit because she wont truly love me so why bother. Being married is one thing but actually enjoying each others company and truly love one another is a different thing entirely.

>>8532971
>not the usual misogynistic hogwash

So you thought it was such a brilliant idea to make a thread out of all the other boards you could have possibly made one on.

I will be so glad that I don't even have the option of continuing the family name. So I wont have to worry about this. Feels good man.

No. I'd rather adopt or artificially inseminate a donor woman with my genetically screened sperm.

>>8528450
OP, you just summed up my life situation.

This kind of thing is not uncommon, you know.

Why would anyone want to marry me?

>>8542323
no one ever said they want it. They must.

>>8542340
That means her family would force her to...

It makes no sense, my family is poor and shit so why would another family want their daughter to marry in this one?