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Satori.
I have Synesthesia. My mind is probably a clusterfuck of colors to others.

Satori because she would know what I want to do to her.

*grabs dick*

why would a Touhou be afraid of a 30 years old NEET Hikikomori otaku weeaboo like me?

>>8522452
Because you're a wizard, Harry

>>8522452
There's some pretty sick shit that a person can do to the people that live in Gensokyo if they knew how. The barrier of their world wasn't meant to keep the people that live there in after all, it was meant to keep humans out.

Satori wouldn't be an issue. Memetic thought-contagion would keep her from getting spooked.

I already know she has all the items she would ask me to find for her. She would fear what I would do to her as she would need to forfeit and become my bride.

Her fears would soon be abated as I would be a caring husband.

Satori.
Not because I would think about raping her, but because there is some weird shit going on my head.

kanako, because I am actually a mongoose posting on /jp/

>>8522524
I think her worst weakness is to Irishmen with Christian magic.

Koishi.

My subconcious is far more warped than my conciousness.

But then again that's probably Koishi so she wouldn't fear me, she'd like me.

>>8522539

what about the jaguar deity of black magic and chaos

>>8522539
>>8522524
I bet someone could single handedly bring down the entire Moriya shrine with a bucket of salt, a handful of shamrocks, and a dildo.

>>8522552
an man wud be enuff snce sanae iz a slut! OLOLOLOLOL XDDDDD

>>8522544
That's why she's weakest against someone with OCD. She couldn't stand the constant barrage of orderly thoughts.

>>8522559
I know right? I bet she just can't get off like she used to when she had to leave behind all those boyfriends.

>>8522552
Dejavu

http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/8199457/#8199457

>>8522476
Touhou abuse?

>>8522587
god this thread is terrible

>>8522635
When shitposting I make sure to come down hard.

This is epic. Why can't we have such things on /tg/?

>>8522552
>... and a dildo
Fucking lost it.
>>8522587
I remember posting in that thread.

>>8522552
I wonder what would happen to Suwako if someone just ran up to her and dumped a bucket of salt on her.

>>8524810
Probably something like this.

>>8524810
Probably something similar to dumping a bucket of water on the Wicked Witch of the West.

>>8524816
In that case I would use the industrial street cleaning stuff.

>>8524810
She'd make the cutest pouty mad face and then light their ass up.

>>8522664

>>8524822
Would she be able to do it fast enough before her skin starts to peel off?

>>8525064
She can easily evoke at least a pond's worth of water, so you'd probably need to airdrop a ton of salt from an helicopter or something, if you really wanted to salt her out before she could wash it away.