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I returned the only used panties I've gotten my hands on.
I'm beta as fuck, but not perverted.

I've smelled my sisters crotch directly, get on my level butthomo.

>>8520792
Let's hear the full story

>>8520792
Nice. Sucks being an only child, wish I had a sister. :c Was thinking about going that far last night, but her clothing didn't make things easy for me. By the way, the girl in question is in a relationship but has mentioned several times when drunk how much she likes me. I fingered her, went to the bathroom to lick my fingers and fap, decided not to cum and went back for more, but it turned out to be impossible to get my hand back down there, she just kept rolling around, so I think she might have known. She wasn't upset when she woke up and didn't talk about it though, and I haven't been v& yet. Not sure what to make of this. Well, best fapping material I've had in years, anyway.

There were these two little girls who took their panties off right in public (in my neighborhood) and slid them all the way through the gate pole and left them there. I went back inside to get gloves to inspect them, and one was covered in blood and anther had sperm....never again.

>>8520804
>>8520804
I've mentioned it before so I just pulled it out the archive.


She got out of the shower after coming home from class early since she was not feeling well.

She read a book, then around 8pm she started drinking while watching television. It was a friday and she had no class the next day.
I sat next to her and leaned in slowly to look inconspicuous.
It looked like she was not going to wake up so I kept moving the boxers (which were mine, she lazes around with her laundry) to the side so I could get a peek at her vagina.
The heat was something I could feel from just grazing it. I kept moving closer and closer and decided I would like it quick. I did, and it smelled like when you collect a milk jug full of pennies. It tasted like nothing really.

We live together as we attend the same university, and holding an apartment with both of us is easier for our parents to pay.

>>8520868
you're a creep. What would you do when she woke up? Certainly go to jail.
Don't be a violator.

>>8520933
>family sending its own members to jail
holy HELL what a fagglet

Well I was spending xmas all alone, feeling very depressed, not even a single phone call from my family. I looked through the window and basically all the lights were out in the other apartments. My neighbours were all speindg xmas somewhere else, having a good time. Then I decided to go for a walk. It was late night. The streets were mostly empty. As I walked by an alley I saw the image of Santa. Well it was a middle aged man dressed as Santa. And he was very drunk, I could tell because of the stumbling steps. He turned to one of the walls, and pulled his dick out to piss. I knew this was my opportunity. I walked to him, and got on my knees just before he started. In a few seconds I was able to feel that hot piss dripping, flowing... He was holding it for ages because when he finished I was soaking wet. When it was over, I kissed the tip of his PENIS, stood up and hugged him. He said: "Merry Christmas, sonny..."

Dinosaurs are one of the coolest things from my childhood, and I remember all the dinos-- MOTHERFUCKING DINOSAURS, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I FEEL ABOUT THEM? MOTHERFUCKER, I WANT A CUTE LITTLE VELOCIRAPTOR AS A PET, TO CUDDLE UP WITH HIS FEATHERS AND EVERYTHING. I DON'T MEAN A JURASSIC PARK VELOCIRAPTOR EITHER, THAT'S A DIENONYCHUS, I'M TALKING ABOUT A REAL VELOCIRAPTOR. ABOUT THE SIZE OF A CAT, AND IT'S A PACK ANIMAL, SO IT WOULD BE LIKE HAVING A TWO LEGGED DOG COVERED IN FEATHERS. I'D TOTALLY NAME HIM SOMETHING AWESOME, LIKE NATHANIEL OR SOMETHING, AND I'D CARRY HIM AROUND WITH ME, AND MAYBE TEACH HIM TO STAND ON MY SHOULDER, AND ALL THE GIRLS WOULD BE ALL OVER IT, THEY'D BE "OH, ENGARDE, THAT'S A CUTE LITTLE RAPTOR YOU'VE GOT THERE, CAN I PET HIM?" AND I'D BE LIKE, "WELL, SURE YOU CAN, NATHANIEL LIKES BEAUTIFUL WOMEN." AND THEN SHE'D BE ALL BLUSHY, AND WE'D START A MEANINGFUL CONVERSATION ABOUT RAPTORS, BECAUSE WOMEN LOVE DINOSAURS.
I'D HAVE NATHANIEL SIT ON MY DESK AND KEEP ME COMPANY ALL DAY.

>>8520949
>>8520950
ITT: People who don't like panties and/or vaginas.

>>8520961
Vaginas are objectively disgusting.

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