/jp/ - Otaku Culture

i had toast

Spaghetti and garlic bread.

Cigarrettes and soup

Jared of Subway

Cream stew and bread.

Cheesecake and mousse

/jp/ - Food & Cooking

Meatloaf and Mashed Potatoes

>>8518548

I had chickenwings 5 hours ago, yesterday

110 grams of protein powder. Same thing I've had once a day for two months now.

I can't remember. My memory is going to shit, can't even make a cup of tea without either forgetting what I'm doing in the middle of it or finding I'm putting sugar in a dirty cup, pouring hot water into a cup with no tea in.

I definitely ate something though.

Microwavable pancakes.

I made omurice.
Wish I could cook for a fellow from /jp/ one day.

>>8518573
fuck, Im hungry now.

>>8518575
Eat my eggs, dude.

Burrito and spinach casserole

>>8518570

I do similar things, like looking down in my cup 3-4 times to check if I've drunk it all yet, before finally getting off my ass to actually make one.

>>8518575
I made enough for two but I just put it away as leftovers for tomorrow

;_;

Sandwich. Cheese, salami, green olive and blueberry jam.

4 slices of pizza. Feels pretty stuffed dude.

jack in the box

All homemade.

Nothing.

I can't cook... Not a fast food fan

Two hotdogs. One in each bun.

Toppings consisted of bbq sauce, relish, trumustard and sriracha.

Spaghetti and meatballs.

>>8518637
what

>>8518664
That looks pretty good.
I expected the worst when you spoilered it.

Well, I had some weird eastern wrap thing that had chicken and a mysterious fruit/vegetable, and also alfredo and marinara sauce on angel hair pasta, and strawberry and chocolate mousse, and then I went to a friends house and ate their leftover potato/egg stuff that they had already eaten seconds of, and a bell pepper, and then we watched Knight's Tale and ate ice cream, and now I'm eating some graham crackers

This thread is making me hungry. I wish it wasn't 6:20am.

Tears and hope.

After a long shitty day at work I'd like to pick up some food and have /jp/ cook it for me.

>>8518688
This, but work = shitposting.

In most cases I'd love to be /jp/'s maid, but I suck at cooking and I'd love nothing more than /jp/ to be my maid and cook me a nice meal whenever I'm hungry.

>>8518681
The pork and potatoes could have been done better. It's definitely not my best.

>>8518693
You should learn to cook. I'd let you be my bitch.

I forget

>>8518688
I would love to make you dinner when you come home from work, i enjoy cooking a lot.

I could even give you the "Do you want dinner, a bath or maybe..Me?" line~
You only get to pick the first and second option for now though.

>>8518714
Seconding this. You should especially learn to bake.

>>8518701
You should try working on garnish. You eat with your eyes first.

Maybe a few spinach leaves or parsley behind or near the food.
I find that dried nori strips make excellent garnish and can make anything look good. You could also put a dash of chili powder or something on it for color. Any herb sprinkled or placed on top can make something look delicious.

>>8518693
I've been wondering. It may be just a few vocal individuals but a lot of /jp/ers seem to want to be somebody's live-in maid.

How low maintenance are you? How much money do you suspect is required to keep you alive and functioning at minimum required happiness levels? I know you need internet and a one time purchase decent computer which can go easily for under $1000 (and should last you a long time). You barely eat, right? Your food costs would literally be under $50 a month, bare minimum survival and just for you, maybe less. You don't leave the house so you never need gas or outside entertainment. Overall I'd think your living footprint would be very very tiny. You can almost get away being a freeloader because you cost so little as a human being.

How many of you faggots with jobs would honestly take in a freeloading /jp/er, provided he does basic maid housework?

>>8518744
I wouldn't mind taking in a white /jp/er.

>>8518748
I'm going to need to look into garnishes other than greens since I don't eat them. Some spice sprinkled on top of mashed potatoes seems like a good idea. I'm going to keep that in mind.

>>8518777
I agree. Brown is only good when it's 2d.

Good food is a complete waste. You spend half an hour preparing and cooking that shit then five minutes eating it.

I'll stick with my ramen, even if it means I die earlier or whatever.

>>8518744

If I had an extra room and a bit more income that would be no problem for me. I would love the extra help around the house and would even give some extra figure money and what not. Plus the extra socialization would be nice. Given that he is a social /jp/er and what not. Also being a trap is a definite plus but not required. A /jp/ live in maid would be awesome either way.

I wish I could cook, I like the idea of cooking for other people.

Alas, learning to cook would require two things I don't have. My own kitchen to be bad at it in and money.

>>8518798
>given that he is a social /jp/er

I'd really prefer an asocial /jp/er. As long as he doesn't sperg out and get mad and retarded and shit when I tell him to do something. It's nice when things get done quietly. I don't want to necessarily make a friend/lover here, just a freeloader/maid.

>>8518825
>I'd really prefer an asocial /jp/er. As long as he doesn't sperg out and get mad and retarded and shit when I tell him to do something.

I've never understood those people. The very thought of acting like that towards someone else scares me. So uncivil. So bold.

>>8518825
That would be me. I'm too passive and self-deprecating to try to do anything I'm not directly told, but I'm not so wrapped up in self-hatred that I would cry in the corner or run away. Probably.
I'd also be willing to crossdress but not to have sex with people (that's one of the few things I'll firmly stand by). Though I guess I might give a /jp/er a hand with masturbation if I'm talked into it slowly, but I'd be scared and shy.

>>8518744
You forgot
-utilities
->water
->electricity
->heater
These things add up and if he doesnt use the water to flush, shower and stuff, I wouldnt even want him near me.

>>8518843
>Though I guess I might give a /jp/er a hand with masturbation if I'm talked into it slowly, but I'd be scared and shy.

>>8518846
It's the liberal humanitarian mindset that has convinced people they're all equals even among different classes, races, occupations, etc.
I'm happy to accept I am a lower class of being and willing to serve my masters no matter how much it may inconvenience me personally.

>>8518793
What are you cooking that takes a half hour? The only things that should take that long are soups and stews, and you barely need to tend to them while they're cooking.

>>8518843
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I eat everything at once after I wake up, so no meals. I ate lorna doones, poptarts, and some ice cream. I drank milk.

>>8518862
Moral of the story: never get freeloaders from /a/ or /v/.

>>8518864
It's not even that, I'm prone to swinging between self loathing and borderline narcissism, but I don't see how anyone asocial can be like that. If people are asocial they should be asocial. The idea of suddenly getting the nerve to lash out at someone is alien to me.

Nothing. Again.

I keep forgetting to eat. If I had someone to cook for, maybe I would remember.

>>8518900
I keep forgetting too though lately this has meant that when I *do* remember, I'll have a meal, then a snack, then a ton of other stuff while the idea's fresh in my mind. I don't even know why. I'm not greedy or fat or anything. It's just like a weird habit.

>>8518919

I do that too. Forget to eat for days, then eat a bunch so I don't have to worry for a few more days.

I wish a /jp/er would cook me food.
..Only to cum all over it and force me to eat it.

>>8519037
Where do you live?