/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Undefined.

/jp/ is level 0.

3.2 v_v

23 / 0

oh, no!, a Black Hole!

But if you've never had sex with a girl, does this mean you have infinite virgin power?

28.

damn it to HELL, even my virgin power level sucks. it's zero damn it, I CAN NEVER WIN WITH MY LUCK

How do I divide by 0 ?

How can higher be better?
10/0 or 500/0 are both undefined.

dividing by zero.

10.5
11 in a month

>>8516916
How the HELL can it be 0?
That's not even possible!

Unless you're a baby or something.
Are you a baby, wtH?

>>8516902

>>8516925

Saten and me were meant to be!

>>8516902
>>8516910
>>8516916
>>8516925
ITT: Idiots who don't know pop math even when there's an internet meme centered around it.

.5

>>8516931
What the hell is pop math?

MATH ERR
#div/0


Curious.

21?

>>8516924
GOD DAMN IT TO HELL, I'M NOT A BABY, I WONT EVEN BE A TEEN ANY MORE SOON. MY LUCK IS SO GOD DAMN BAD RECENTLY, COME TO THINK OF IT, I'VE BEEN UNLUCKY ALL THESE YEARS SINCE I HAVENT GOTTEN LAID

undefined is the only answer.

>>8516944
At least you have infinite VP.

>>8516924
He has to be a baby AND to have fucked at least one girl.

OVER 9000 LOLZ

I have fucked 10e-999 girls.

>>8516953
wtH confirmed for maximum swag?

>>8516963
But that's actually impossible.

X/0=VP
X/0=VP/1
X*1/VP*0=1
X/0=1

VP for virgins is just 1.

.125

Division by zero isn't undefined. It's zero. If you have nothing to divide, you're left with... nothing. Duh.

>>8516981

It's the other way around, imbecile.

>>8516977
I failed maths and I think you're an idiot.

>>8516977
No.

X/0 = Is effectively infinite.

>>8516981
What a baka.

>>8516981
But but... if you divide something with nothing, doesn't that mean the original number will remain the same?

>>8516989
That's what happens when you divide by 1, because you keep everything. If you divide by 0, you 'throw away' the result.

According to that, the age of a virgin is always 0.

Age/0=VP -> Age=VP*0 -> Age=0

>>8516981
But you do have something to divide, your age.
What you DON'T HAVE is how many you should divide your age by.
Dividing something in zero groups, is impossible.

The equation is not defined at 'Number of girls you fucked' = 0
Fix that OP.

>>8516981
But you can't fit no nothings into a something! You can keep cramming more nothings in there and it wouldn't be enough. Even if you had infinity nothings there wouldn't be enough to fill the something.

>>8516997
>>8516977

Wait, what...

1/2 = 0.5
1/1 = 1
1/0.5 = 2
1/0.25 = 4
And so on, so Mathematically, 1/0 = Infinite, but practically, it is1.

I've fucked twice but does it count?

Both times were with prostitutes: first time my tiny pen0r went limp soon after insertion, and i couldn't get hard again so she just jerked me off. Second time I blew my load in like 10 seconds.

My VP cannot be defined by a equation. ;_;

>>8517011
>practically, it is1.

14, both anal

Fucking RETARDS

Virgin power works like this

Virgin VP = 1
Un-virgin VP = 0

that's it
now fuck you kindly

What the fuck am I doing with my life.

>>8516989
0 ≠ ∅

1 / 0 = x
x * 0 = 1

No real number can equal one after being multiplied by zero, so x is undefined.

>>8516899
you can't divide by 0

>>8517035
What value defines "all of them"?

>>8517040
Infinity. Although you'll have to use limits to solve for your VP if you want to use that.

ITT elementary school dropouts that think x/0 = infinity

>>8517023
Yes. You can't divide a real object by less than 1.

But that isn't whats being discussed here.

>>8517035
What if we are the Heroine?

>>8517035
woah there man

REVISED EDITION

>>8517044
lim (23)/x as x->0

you can solve this

>>8517047
>Yes. You can't divide a real object by less than 1.
wwwwwwwwww

x-0 = ?

21.

>>8517059
>fraction within fraction
No that's ugly as fuck. Make it +1 you uneducated african american.

>>8517061
Expect there is no "lim" in quatation in pic, thats why its undefined.

VP formula revised

lim (your age/x) as x->number of girls you've fucked

>>8517075
abs( lim (your age/x) as x->number of girls you've fucked )

Fixed.

>>8517093
That's flawed. A 30-year-old wizard and a 30-year-old who's had sex with one girl would have the same virgi power.

>>8517098
What do you recommend?

>>8517059

fuck man, just do it properly.

VP = your age / (number of girls you fucked +1)

what is this 0.1 bullshit.

I don't understand this because I never made it past Algebra I and that was like four years ago.

I'm 20 and I've fucked one girl. So what? It's 20 then, right?

>>8517093
That formula needs to be revised too. Because this: ( >>8517098 )

>>8517093
Refixed.

>>8517105
Correct.

>>8517105
yes, 20.

I'm 30 but I failed to become a wizard, I did it for money, and I bet anyone in /jp/ would do it if they were starving.

All this math is confusing me

>>8517109
that's the most uninformative formula I've ever seen

>>8517115
>did it for money
Women can't become wizards anyway.

>>8517104
Then it runs into the same problem as >>8517093 (which is >>8517098)

Error. Cannot divide by zero.

>>8517104

>>8517115
You weren't starving you dumb bitch. I've been homeless for weeks and even then I wasn't starving. You're just trying to justify the fact you're a slut by ignoring that there were better alternatives.

discussing math like this is an obvious sign that everyone here have VP of 9000+.

>>8517127
holy shit I'm retarded

fuck this math I'm out

Guys, this is overcomplicating things. Why don't we just start at 0 and work down?

easy solution: go to wolframalpha.com.

I'll soon post a image with an explanation.

>/jp/ - Virgin Algebra

>>8517131
I got a fraction of the way to fucking a girl. That should I not give me more virgin power.

So Rance's virgin power comes arbitrarily close to 0?

18/1
yeeeaaaah

>>8517136
>>8517123
But I'm a male. I was about to get kicked from my home and I got scared.

Fixed.

/jp/ - Division/General

Does it count the number of girls I fucked before I reached puberty?

Higher = better

I think I have it.

>>8517150

that would make a 10year old kid have the same virgin power as an 80yo wizard.

bro just use the simpler girls fucked + 1 formula that actually works.

Did someone from /jp/ get to 30 and became a wizard?
What did you do with your powers?

>>8517168
Oh god. You must be a mathemagician.
e is beautiful.

>>8517127
x / (0 + 1) = x
x / (1 + 1) = x/2

(Age) / (Girls fucked)^2 + 1 = VIRGIN POWER

Fixed.

>>8517169
I think I like the +0.1 one better. There should be a bigger gap between a virgin and someone who's had sex once.

>>8517194
Then just write something like
if ( girls_fucked == 0 ) then virgin_power=age^2
else virgin_power=age/girls_fucked
Assuming you're older than one, that is.

I made a image explaining the math behind the VP.

>>8516899
devision by zero

eye am asymptope

>>8517216
The whole point of a graph tending towards infinity is that it never actually *reaches* infinity.

Complex infinity

>>8517216
>math nerd
>treats infinity as a valid expression

>>8517216
Lol, you're fucking stupid and don't understand limits. Just shut the fuck up and leave /jp/.

but you can't divide by zero

>>8517216
I like how you put all that effort into explaining limits, but in the end you still go full derpface and say VP = infinity.

>>8517233
>>8517235
This is a really simplified explanation, lol.

>>8517229
>>8517240
You could at least read the thread if you're gonna grace it with one of your shitpost.

>>8517238
and it is. at the limit, it is infinity. Am I wrong? And it is a simplified explanation.

>>8517250
ok, then... explain it yourself.

VP=21/12 = 7/4 =1.75
Is it high enough?

>>8517239
It's not that you're simplifying it--it's that you're wrong.

>>8517250
How would you explain it, then?

>>8517248
get out of /japoo/

>>8517255
nerd

if x > 0 { VP = 1/x }
else { VP = א_your age}

>>8517260
The limits bit is fine.
It's the completely backwards conclusion you drew that's the problem.