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I'm a coward. Can someone from /jp/ please come and end my life for me? Please bring some helium and a gas mask. I'll pay you for them when you get here and you can take my computer and figures and do what you want with my body after I'm dead.

>> No.8505377
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Assisted suicide is against United States law.

>> No.8505386

Before you go I'm gonna need the source of that.

>> No.8505395

>>8505386
how the HELL can you not recognize it

>> No.8505397

>>8505363
Where do you live?

>> No.8505398

>>8505386
It is from an Idolmaster doujin where Producer fists Makoto and Miki on some deserted island. I don't remember the name.

>> No.8505403

>>8505398
>Producer fists Makoto and Miki on some deserted island.
>Not yuri or futa

Nevermind.

>> No.8505411

>do what you want with my body after I'm dead.

Now, you got me interested. Where you live?

>> No.8505415

What's your computer like? How much money are you offering? What is your address?

>> No.8505424

>>8505397
>>8505411
I live in the United States. If you are serious about this, please email me so we can figure out where to meet.

>> No.8505430

>>8505424
Are you really comfortable with your dead body being ravaged?

>> No.8505433

>>8505430
Why would anyone ever care what happens to their body when they're dead? I mean, you're dead.

>> No.8505436

>>8505424
Not going through the hassle of making a throw away email until we know what's for offer.

>> No.8505447

>hiring someone to kill you
>using gmail from which the internet owner google spies on you and reads all your email

Don't email this guy.

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>>8505415
My computer is 3-4 years old. It can still play most games that are out now, if you want to use it. If you want to sell it, I think you might get around four hundred dollars. I only have about one hundred dollars on hand, to pay for the helium and other materials. I also have a couple of touhou and anime figures. Please take care of them.

>>8505430
Just make sure I'm dead first.

>>8505447
You can have my computer, so by extension you can have my gmail account, too.

>> No.8505465

>>8505457
You can't sell a computer for shit. No real cash to speak of. And a fig or two? Ain't worth 25 to life.

Maybe someone more desperate will bite.

>> No.8505482

>>8505465
It's not like a murder, it'll seem like a suicide. You just have to do it for me because I am scared of doing it.

>> No.8505488

>>8505363
I'm going to commit suicide through old age. You should too, we'll be suicide bros.

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MEIDO!

>> No.8505503

>>8505482
OP, it's gonna cost a few hundred bucks just to come down there. If most of your money is going towards the equipment, that means the person doing it is now in the hole. Sure you're letting them rob you after, but they could do that anyway.

Think about it. You'd need the most altruist person on this board, and they'd have to have some pretty grey morality to do this for you. Without incentive, the odds of this happening are next to none.

>> No.8505504

>>8505491
What's the problem with this thread

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