/jp/ - Otaku Culture

the latter

It's funny because Arc does not drink 7-UP

We have both fags and traps in here, albeit ugly ones.

I presume most people are joking.
I actually have done in the past, but only in private, I'm not feminine so it most look horrific, I just did it because silky panties feel great on your nuts.

I wonder.

so if i told you my current goal is to sew my own touhou costumes to wear you'd call me mad gay?

If I could actually look like an attractive female I would

Too tall being 6'7 and my shoulders are much too broad

To crossdress you don't need to look like a woman. You can look good wearing female clothing. Like in the OP pic, I'd say he looks great.

Touhou costumes hide your figure, the crossdressers that wear clothing that is meant for a womans figure is offputting. But with Yuyukos dress, you can pull it off ez.

Mostly the latter, but there are crosdressers here too.
Many more people here would like to crossdress, but don't actually do it for some reason or another.

I dress like a classy gentleman despite the fact that I am, in reality, somewhat common.

Does this count as crossdressing?

Someone please post the rest of his pictures.

Well, shit.
You guys used to be my backup solution for when /a/ and /v/ become too shitty to browse anymore. But I guess we're too different for that, and I've made a permanent choice years ago, when I've stayed with /a/ in the great board split.

I agree with the sentiments of cross dressers, I just can't be bothered to put the money and effort into something so ultimately pointless.

>>8496166

This is the only other one I have

>>8496150
Your name gives me the horrible feeling you're Tokiko fresh back from /dqn/ with a new identity. Please prove me wrong.

Also is that Mad Thad?

I would if I found myself cute or sexually appealing whatsoever. As it stands, I don't see the point.

>>8496180
I don't even know what most of that post means. I haven't been here in a very long time and I'm only here right now under the influence of alcohol.

>>8496180
Oh wait, 4-ch? I used to go there but I am not the person you're asking about, I guess.

>>8496176
OH GOD MY SIDES!
Damn that was hilarious. Made my day.

>>8496117

Yes.

>>8496307

Neat, are you one of those people? Did you tailor your own costume?

>>8496307
I'd let her satori in my mouth, IYKWIM.

>>8496392
I did, first time I'd ever sewn anything so I was really surprised at how well it turned out. (Except the hat, the hat itself was disappointing but at least that was slightly mitigated by people mostly looking at the peaches.)

>>8496401
Her personality was really cute.

>>8496404

Cool! I have been meaning to tailor my own costumes, thats motivating to know its not terribly complicated

Nothing wrong with crossdressing, its fun, safe, and healthy if you put some work into it!

>>8496307

I regretted not taking a picture of those five when I had the chance, and now I find a picture on /jp/. Oh internet, you never let me down.

I've crossdressed and I look androgynous most of the time. Relationships with real people is a no but I like to imagine things with men and women, 2D of course.

IF I broke and wanted a 3D relationship I would rather it be with a man.

Having said that, I've joked and written eropasta type stuff on /jp/ for a couple of years now. So the two probably aren't mutually exclusive.

>>8496431
>Oh internet, you never let me down.
Lulz, you use that site too?!

>>8496307

more please

>>8496307
That fat suika guy looks hilarious

the hood just fits perfectly

>>8496307

This is the best proof of crossdressing not having to be awkward men pretending to be women in tight dresses.

What is wrong with this picture? Nothing, thats what.

Eh?

>>8496482

actually a tranny fuck up, lol

>>8496307
That Yuuka is very alluring.

>>8496307

Fat Suika looks like an utter badass.

>>8496482
I would slurp his armpits,dude

I never was into cross dressing, but I always found men dressed up as Touhous to be hilarious.

I would totally dress up as a Touhou with /jp/ if I was ever given the chance.

>>8496431
Oh, you were there? Who were you? Or, I guess, did I see you?

>>8496471
Yeah, he was pretty awesome. The hoodie and glasses went so well with Suika, it was crazy.

>>8496479
That actually makes me kinda happy. (Though it should be noted that the far left Suika, the Satori, and the Yuuka were actual girls. Heck, most of the Touhou cosplayers at Ohayo were girls, I was a little surprised.)

>>8496499
She also seemed very Yuuka-like somehow in personality, kinda like the Satori. And the Suika.

>>8496514

did you challenge fat suika to a duel?

>>8496514

the satori and yuuka were actual girls? .......
were can i meet people like this? I suddenly realize I've been wasting my entire life.

>/jp/ meetup

>>8496531

where* fuck me.

>>8496532
I-it's beautiful~!

>accurate depiction of Kaguya

>>8496532

who baka now?

That male Koishi outfit is fantastic.

>>8496516
Nah, but there was a swordfight with one of the Cirnos.
I was a bit disappointed that the Youmu didn't have swords, on that note.

>>8496554
Ah, it seems he took a few lieberties with the design.

>>8496548
oh god

what am I looking at

>>8496554

>ZUN cosplay

These pictures make me sad.
It feels like Touhou is turning into Homestuck.

>>8496514

The hat is... plastic?
Also, you're the Tenshi-guy from the OC threads? Why you don't use your trip when you post there? Or did I just never realize it was you? Fuck.

>>8496548
Those Marisae are actually okay. Not just because they're attractive, but because they look sort of mischievous and...witchy.
Too old though.

>>8496548

alice's color scheme is completely wrong

Sadly I can't find Touhou cosplays with good enough materials used for the costumes, lots have a high degree of detail but is hard to find it done with good cloth, no one is going to waste it in something they'll wear once so I understand.
The pic does better but is not good yet.

>>8496112

>>8496514
Only remarkable thing was a ⑨ t-shirt I was wearing, and failing as Komachi.

>>8496567

>>8496514
>Though it should be noted that the far left Suika, the Satori, and the Yuuka were actual girls

I noticed that there was something strange going on with these "dudes"...

>>8496548
Those Marisas look cute

>>8496593
Oh god. I know it's off-topic, but can you post that image?
It cracks me up every time.

>>8496567
No, it's not turning into Homestuck until you get a picture of a black guy looking at cosplayers with a disgusted or puzzled look.

So only when we get LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT 2HU.jpg

>>8496572
I'm pretty sure you are trolling.

>>8496554
Oh god, Cirno's face is gold.

>>8496570
Nah, I made it out of craft felt, two layers and stiffened the top with glue. Shoulda stiffened the brim too, but that didn't work for some reason when I tried.
And yes, I am. Dunno why I don't use my trip for OC threads, I posted my programming works as anon as well. Seems like attention whoring even more than just using a tripcode, for some reason.

>>8496572
Huh? Seems pretty accurate to me. Maybe a touch too dark, but not that bad.

>>8496567
Naw, Homestuck had waaaay more cosplays, and lazy ones at that. I am kinda thinking of doing a Sepulchritude cosplay sometime. But Problem Sleuth >>>>>> Homestuck anyways.

>>8496589
Sorry about that, I didn't mean to imply they were dudes. Was just referring to myself.

>>8496572
Not sure if troll or just a secondary.

>>8496566

MAMA LETTY!

>>8496572
This'll get a few people.

/jp/ should get together and all dress up as sinsacks.
You all go to /fit/, right?

>>8496555
Oh God, that image.
I burst out laughing.

>>8496603
I see. I know a few people who cosplay a lot (things like Midna's true form or Odin Sphere characters, though), so I was curious.
About the tripcode, I think that's cool.

I'd like to cosplay Touhou sometime, but I don't enjoy cons enough to actually waste money on them.

>>8496603
>Sorry about that, I didn't mean to imply they were dudes. Was just referring to myself.

No need to apologize, it was me who assumed they were dudes.

Minorities and the obese should not be allowed to cosplay

Now where are the delicious trap touhou cosplays

>>8496649

ur pretty minority in muscles u cant even lift a wall3t computer gotta call ur MOM to help u

>>8496649

But then people would be complaining about their superior asians not being able to do their superior cosplay like the weaboos they are.

>>8496572

>>8496548
Delicious chubby Yuuka

Ugh, I decided to try a con this weekend, and it was full of homestuck and male touhou cosplayers. I will never go again. However, there were some females, but most were younger.

>>8496689

Sorry man. The Male:Female ratio of Touhou fans is like, 4:1.

>>8496689
Sorry...

Seriously though, most of the Touhou cosplayers at Ohayo were female. And there's nothing wrong with male Touhou cosplayers (though I'll freely admit my Reisen on Sunday was pretty shitty).

>>8496482
I remember this dude.

The shittiest photoshop.
Atleast it's some kind of maid dress.

>>8496695

The only female friends I know who are Touhou fans are lesbians.

>>8496705

Fitting.

>>8496702
He did Marisa as well.

>>8496695
I sort of figured, but...why would you cosplay something impossible to genderbend?

>>8496689
>>8496642 here, totally feel your pain
I used to go to cons when I was a bit younger and naiver. I'm sure there are still nice people if you know what to avoid, but I'm just too much wuss to enjoy myself when surrounded by people I consider to be retards.

Male Touhou cosplayers are ok, just same shit applies to them as female ones. Quality and hardwork, no being a retard etc

Also couldn't help but notice Godot

>>8496716
Why is Marisa such a slut?

>>8496701
I was only there on Saturday, so I missed it and cannot comment on it, but there were some bad ones.
Also I stopped in at the Touhou tourney for a bit and the people playing were terrible so I left. Is this what anime fans are like? I feel like I know why we have such a bad name with the normals now.

>>8496727
Who knows? But here is more of him as Touhouvania Reimu.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l4AsPoxBns

>>8496733
>I feel like I know why we have such a bad name with the normals now.
Are you referring to Touhou fans or anime fans?

>>8496743
anyone interested in Otaku things period. Its not like normals can tell the difference.

>>8496726
Godot was pretty good, saw him objecting to an excellent Phoenix Wright (who also had a MVC3 health bar sometimes, amusingly.)

>>8496733
As for the tounament, yeah, that was pretty disappointing. There weren't any even matches, it was either both weren't good or one person was far better than the other. Felt rather strange when I went from stomping the person I was playing to getting stomped by the next guy, but he went on to win and is one of those IRC people who I still can't beat so whatever.

>>8496747
Right. Well, yeah.
All the more reason to just hide your powerlevel. Even if that means never having a chance to meet with the few decent people there are irl.

>>8496757
Hiding your powerlevel is what freaks normals out.

I have a forced social life with people I hate and I hide NOTHING and nobody gives a shit because I seem so comfortable with it. If you stammer like a retard talking about loving little girls of course they'll flip.

>>8496689
Dude, the male cosplayers are the best, they don't give a fuck and have fun with it, and you end up with hilarious stuff such as black Yuyuko, beer Cirno, and Neckbeard Kaguya.
If we want to see cute girls dressed as touhou characters, we would look for them on the internet or go to Japan. It gets to the point that cute girl #49 becomes boring because it's literally the same thing over and over.

I'm too afraid to order dresses to my house because i don't know how they will be marked ;_;

>>8496767
>If you stammer like a retard talking about loving little girls of course they'll flip.
Why would I do this if I'm HIDING my powerlevel?

In my case, my few friends and my family of course knows that I have "otaku" interests, but mentioning my interests and the extents of them is something I only trust a few people with. I just don't like taking that risk, because I don't know what I might unleash. I don't want to attract weirdos or have people judge me.

>>8496777
If you're parents ask just say you've starting seeing a girl and bought her a gift.

I always wanted to buy a Reimu wig/suit and hire a prostitute to wear it

>>8496791
I'm not a good liar and i don't think they would believe that...

I just get to nervous around girls...

>>8496796
There are plenty of TS prostitutes from Asia in Sydney who are happy to do this. Don't ask me how I know.

>>8496802
Rightly so, females should be avoided at all costs.

What I want to know is, why haven't we had a crazy musclebound guy do a man-Yuugi yet?

>>8496813

Because crazy musclebound guys don't come here.

>>8496813
oh god what is wrong with her right leg

>>8496807
Yeah well... I can't do that either.

>>8496813
I have been thinking the same thing.

I'd really want to do one, but I am not nearly strong enough to do it. I'm just a skinny, malnourished guy like the rest of /jp/.

But I have been trying to work out more. Maybe one day....

>>8496819
Hell, even a skinny Yuugi would be amusing. As long as they put in the water balloon tits.

Why is homestuck even popular, I tried to read it and it wasn't funny, entertaining or clever.

>>8497235
To be honest I'm really not sure. I mean, I'm a computer scientist, you'd think all the Sylladex jokes and whatnot at the beginning would be at least vaguely amusing. But, meh.

Anyways, I'm thinking http://www.chiyo-chan.net/upload/komajou/Youmu.jpg next. That claymore-katana gets me all hot and bothered just thinking about it, and I suppose it's about time I actually did Youmu.

>>8497246
>I studied computer science and now work at Mc Donalds.

>>8497305
I'm currently doing Computer Science research, actually. But alright.

Not only does this guy have the balls to do what he is doing, but he isn't afraid to eat in public?

I got a piece of salad in my beard and didn't notice once, now I'm too afraid to eat in public ;_;

Chisame/Kureha and Danbo...

Sounds like a few of you guys went to Ohayocon. I did also.

Next year, we'll have to have a terrible/embarassing /jp/ meetup. We'll talk about Homu Homu and Japanese Bird.

>That feel when overweight
I could almost see myself doing it in private, but with a stomach as big as a fucking tire, it's impossible.

I considered it but my frame is just too manly, it isn't happening.

>>8498251
I wonder why he does not have a boner poking through. Though I would be a bit camera shy as well.

It's like everyone on /jp/ right now is really new.

>>8496638
Man, I love this guy. He makes me laugh so hard.

>>8498114
>beard
Well, there's your problem.

Also nobody looks good eating in public. Just enjoy yourself.

>>8498295
Boner, you've went too far,

Someone please post more of Balck Yuyuko. I need it.

just go to /soc/ already

>>8496555
I still wonder if there were an actual video of it

>>8497246
I know Sakuya was the one supposed to be Alucard, but god if Youmu resembles him way more in that outfit. And then Marisa even MORE, with that cape.

Apparently there's gonna be a miniconvention at my university in a couple of weeks. Hope it won't be too awkward hanging out with people I know while dressed as Tenshi.

>>8498295
hi