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Nearly castrated myself when I fell through a fence.

>Tell the craziest story you have ever experienced while drunk/high.

How about you just leave instead?

I'm 30 years old, have never had a sip of alcohol and only take prescription medication as labeled.

Get out, frat fags.

I really enjoyed the painkillers my dentist prescribed for me when I had my wisdom teeth removed.

That's as high as I've ever been.

Never drunk enough to get drunk, don't get high except off of Nyquil. Not intentionally either, just if I take it regularly, after about 3 or 4 on time doses, I start to mildly hallucinate.

Since my hallucinations look like moving shadows, I start to freak out and thing there are bugs crawling on my walls out the corner of my eye all the time.

I did acid and tripped balls.
My friends shitty little garden turned in to a rain forest, and I thought my friends were a flag, I was also in a constant feeling of dejavu.

>crazy stories
>drunk/high

Gotta do something harder for that

>>8492957
How's this?
*grabs dick*

>>8492899
eww, straightedge.

This one time I took some alcohol and I sat at home alone shitposting on /jp/. It was ``epic''.

ITT: Impure normalfags bragging about injecting vodka and smoking cocaine.

You make me sick.

Swam on the floor like a fish after I passed out. Not /jp/ related though so please delete your thread. Reported

One time I got so high I started seeing mirror vision. The crazy part was that it was really fucking accurate.

Are there any VNs besides YMK that have heroines who do drugs?

One christmas when driving home from my lesbian mother's girlfriend's family's house, my sister convinced me to smoke some weed.

I then sang Nat King Cole songs for the better part of an hour.

>>8492994
I don't even have to check--I just KNOW there's a tag for this on vndb.

I was punching side-view mirrors like a dumbass when I was driving home on my bike one night. At some point I looked behind me and a guy was running after me like crazy. I hit max speed and escaped before he could fuck me up.

Don't drink and drive.

I took down a few shots of vodka on ice and my throat started to hurt. I added ginger ale to a glass, half vodka half ginger ale, and chugged it down.
I had diarrhea all day. I was literally shitting out torrents of water. I love to eat cashews and I could see the cashew bits just floating in the murky toilet water. Russian fire water kills.

Not something that crazy, but I don't go out.

No crazy stories.
But alcohol makes me cry while weed makes me laugh a lot.
I haven't consumed either lately though. No money, and I'm not addicted anyway.

Woke up on a stranger's couch with a sore anus.

>>8493767
Chase them next time

>>8493767
poor babby can't handle his liquor.

Fuck my little brother in the ass.

>>8493798
I was fine, just gave me the shits. I don't know what it is but I'm more wary to try it again next time.

I purchased a 200 yen crepe from a nice old man.

>needle
Enjoy your AIDS
>buttsex
Enjoy your AIDS, both of you.

IV drug use and buttsex not only pass on HIV, they give rise to it among other blood-borne disease contagia. Think about it, do you think a single, somehow special monkey bite is what caused the first case of AIDS? That's saliva. You can't catch HIV from saliva. You can't get the virus that causes AIDS from a kiss, even a gay one, unless you practice some deeep toungue.

I do enjoy drinking alcohol, but since I'm relatively careful and almost always drink alone, I've never been out of control drunk. Which I'm glad of, because I wouldn't be able to cope with the shame of such behavior.

When I drink iced tea, I get high. I almost tried to rape the girl next to me, then the buzz wore off.

>>8493863
No, it just served as a way for you to build an excuse. That's just like normals and their coors light challenge. They know it's impossible to get drunk off American beer, so they take advantage of other people under the guise of being drunk.

I once drank a whole 6-pack in 30 minutes and then smoked a shitton of weed. People found me an hour later talking to a plant with wheels.

I spoke on voice chat during a video game. I'm still pretty embarassed about it and I'd thank you to not remind me of it.