/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Dr. DroopyPoopy ^__^ lol

Reimu

>>8489353
more like she would coerce you for protection money.

>>8489353
>>8489353

y do all the ppl love riemu so much

>>8489354
l laughed out loud.

>>8489353
good luck with that...

Mokou. She seems to like helping people.

One that might consent.

Marisa. She seems like a good guide and she's human.

Why is Youmu so sharp?

>>8489353
Same gonna have to go with Reimu.

sanae

I'll go with Marisa.
It would be fun than with boring Reimu

The neko miko Reimu.

We'll ride a turtle made of made of love and danmaku to SDM.

>>8489443
You may think shes boring but she isn't. Ask Marisa. You're letting your dislike for a character cloud the truth.
Then again /jp/ seems to be really good at doing that so its a wash.

>>8489439
I got half an erection looking at Sakuya's bags under her eyes. How odd...

Futo
She's kinda cool

I'd learn a lot about myself.

>>8489456

You're presuming I dislike her which is wrong.
I love all the Touhou girls.
But she's portrayed as rather lazy (hence boring) and only cleans up situations because it's job to do so, while Marisa seems more to enjoy the adventure of it.
Though that might lead to her actually being bad at protecting someone because it could bring unwanted attention and trouble, But that's part of the excitement of Gensokyo.

>>8489396
She's going to rape you come full moon.

>>8489470
Koishi is so fucking scary, I was expecting her to jump out of the screen.

>>8489490

Probably scary to you because she can sense your deep rooted insecurities and you'd probably go into a depressive episode over it.

With me, I lust for that self-discovery.

>>8489470

This. She said she's kinda interested in humans, so I'll keep her entertained. A carefree yet powerful companion is the best way to enjoy Gensokyo. Also, I'd get the chance of meeting all the SA crowd down in Chireiden, which would be otherwise nearly impossible.

>>8489481
Marisa is the kind of person that will get distracted and leave you alone and then half apologize saying "uh, I didn't notice, hahahha, no big deal!". Until the nth time when she finds a bunch of fairies feasting at your corpse.

>>8489487
That's the best part.

Canon-wise, Marisa is a huge douchebag thats only out for herself.

>>8489507
Yeah, that's why she's such good friends with the fairy trio.

I'd want to ask Meiling, but realistically she'd probably fall asleep. I guess Keine because she already deals with humans.

>>8489507
Yeah that's totally why she gathered mushrooms in her hat in the rain and carried the soggy things on her head just so she could give them to Rinnosuke. Because she's a huge douche who's only looking out for herself. What a bitch.

Youmu actually seems like a really good choice.
Keine might be good too, but I cant help but assume that she has better things to do.

Mokou might work too, but it might get awkward.

She looks like a bodyguard

What happens if i ask to Alice?

>>8489779
You'll probably be safe as long as you don't leave the house

>>8489784
>leave the house
why would you do that

>>8489499
>>8489494

Enjoy getting left behind as soon as she finds something more interesting to play with.

>>8489784
I guess i'm ok with that. But would she really won't mind about me being in her house?

mystia would be fun to take it easy with

Yuugi.

>>8489813
Enjoy not seeing shit and going deaf and then getting eaten. You're going to ask a wild yokai predator to protect you, are you nuts?

Sakuya. Problem? Stop time. More problem? Tell her they mentioned her pads.

>>8489817
but then who will protect you from yuugi

>>8489948
that was a long time ago. That shit's bad for business these days.
aside from the blindness racket

>>8489961
>mentioned her pads.
You better be careful.

>Which Touhou would you ask for protection if you were to travel around Gensokyo?

I'd ask >>>/pooshlemer/. I have heard that they are pretty swift to respond to shit threads like this.

None of them. I don't need some damn woman protecting me.

>>8489964
she is not to be trusted
once a youkai gets the taste for human flesh they are addicted for life

>>8489979
i guess i shouldnt let her suck my cock then

>>8489975

>>8490001
>translation request

>>8490012
On Danbooru with the rest of those.

>>8490012
You should know how to find it.

>>8489972
get a load of this guy, 2 matoor 4 2hu

>>8490032

>>8490012

Finfag to the rescue!
Nah, jk, just copying it from Danbooru.

"Hello, and welcome to a picture guessing game in which you can win 1000 Euros."

"And there is our first caller. What is in the picture?"

"Are they pads?" "No, they are not pads!"

"Well, fuck you then."

>>8490032
Mukyu

>>8490032
I would totally let Mukyu-sama protect me~

If anything goes wrong, off we fly through the trees like Peter Parker and that ugly whore Mary Jane.

>>8489725
I'd never trust a bodyguard with no trigger discipline.

>>8490215
Now I kinda want to start a Reisen with guns thread on /k/ and watch them start picking at those little details.

>>8490211
Sweater-kun why must you keep triggering my sweater fetish?

>>8489977

This.

Have a little bit of dignity, /jp/.

>>8489396
>One that might consent.

Indeed.

Mokou escorts humans through the forest all the time.

>>8490215
>hammer down
>double-action

Aw, cut her some slack, man.

>Which Touhou would you ask for protection if you were to travel around Gensokyo?
Tewi because she's cute <3

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Perfect_Memento:_Huziwara_no_Mokou

She primarily rescues lost humans, come on.

Sanae. She's from the outside world too, so she might consent.

>>8490311

>wikia

Nigga please.

http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Fujiwara_no_Mokou

>>8490251
hahaha faggot
you will be killed on the spot just by stumbling upon one cannibalistic fairy. what the fuck are you going to do, whip out your peepee an expect it to back off at your (supossed) manliness? whn you can even get real women to respect you, you expect disguised monsters who eat HUMAN FLESH to stop and make you a fucking sandwich? you are human meat sandwich you
any of these woman can use MAGIC to fry your hairy MAN ass
yeah you heard it right. MAGIC. they shot thousands of fireballs per second. and let me tell you, these fireballs are like bullets but the size of a fucking potatoe. guess what happens when a 500 mph at 500 F potatoe collides with your tiny bird brains????????? WANT TO KNOW IDIOT????
YOU FUCKING DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT
THATS RIGHT; YOU DIE LIKE A BIATCH
AND SOME ARE THE SIZE OF A WATERMELON OR EVEN BIGGEST
AND ONE OF THE WATERMELON DANMAKU IS GOING STRAIGHT UP YOUR ASS

Reimu because she doesn't take shit from anyone.

>>8490325

>potatoe

>>8490325

copypasta?

>>8490211
Actually, now that I think of it, I have never seen a Yamame & Spiderman crossover picture. How very odd.

>>8490355
there's a decent amount of them out there, probably just haven't gone looking

>>8490342
>potatoehoe

> whole thread
> no momiji
What sorcery is this?!

>>8490379

Yes, go ask a youkai in youkai mountain to take care of you, an outsider who isn't protected by the spellcard rules nor the spiritual power.

>>8490379
I'm more surprised none of that Mirai Nikki pixiv meme was posted.

>>8490351
Yes, I copie pasted it out of MY ASS

Yoshika

>>8490391
> Yes, go ask a youkai in youkai mountain to take care of you
Yep, I will. And you point is..?
Youkais for YM are relatively civilized, friendly and nice. They won't eat or kill you just because you can't protect yourself.

>>8490325
>cannibalistic fairy
Doesn't that mean she eats other faeires? then she wouldn't eat humans...

>>8490400
Well, post some then!

>>8490355
There are some out there.

There'd be a couple choices. Tenshi I'd imagine would be fairly interesting but she'd probably just get me into more trouble. Marisa would also put we the same boat as well the thieving witch. I'd probably just go with Yuugi to be honest.
I can't really see the drawback to having an oni protecting your ass. Well aside from a failed liver or alcohol poisoning

>>8492343
You're going to suck my cock dude?

Considering that my only form of payment is semen, there isn't really a choice.

She is the strongest after all.

The sheer audacity of asking someone who says "It's a youkai's job to attack humans" for protection would sweep her off her feet into friendship, and she is not a slut so I wouldn't end up in a relationship before I power up enough to survive meeting my waifu. She's cheery in the face of almost everyone in Gensokyo disliking her, she's a tengu so we could drink a whole lot, and she'd just be fun in general. And she could probably kick just about anyone's ass.

No on in the world could break through this iron clad defense. You guys are all fucked.

>>8492389
Aya's shoes confuse me too much to want to befriend her.

>>8492389
>And she could probably kick just about anyone's ass

Gotta love /jp/ fanon.

>>8492408
ZUN's stated she's more powerful than she lets on, and honestly, the only youkai who are actively predatory are like, Mystia and Wriggle and other weak girls.

>>8490407
I shed a couple of tears when I saw that image. Weird.

I'd go with Yuugi.

you're mom

>>8492444
my mom's a nurse not a youkai.

>>8492436
Why? she's already dead...

Mokou. Or maybe Momiji