/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What the fuck did I just read?

No, but I had a dream I fucked you're mother.

I don't dream or I can't remember my dreams, I've tried to remember several times after waking up but my mind is always blank.

i had a dream a few weeks ago were i met a /jp/er and we talked about touhou. he asked me which was my favorite and then made fun of me for saying kisume. i dont have very many dreams that i remember for more than 5 minutes

>>8485702
My mother? pffftt. At least say "you're favorite touhou".
You're just jealous.

>>8485734
i would never make fun of you for saying kisume, you kind hearted anon ;_;

Sometimes I have Touhou dreams and they are very nice!

I've never liked Kanako, she really didn't appeal to me. For some reason a few nights she appeared in my dream and we just had a nice chat. I don't remember what we talked about, but now I like her more.

I never remember my dreams.

>>8485847
You should try to write them down immediately after you wake up, it helps a lot

>>8485793
holy mackeral that might be thebest kisume photo i've ever seen

I dreamed last night that I was raped by a tentacle beast which looked like a tumor with deformed human limbs sprouting everywhere. I was the little girl, and I was chased by that thing in an abandoned mine-like maze with corpses partially fused with the walls. The corpses were the touhou girls. After a while, the tentacle monster caught me and brutally raped me for about a minute until I literally broke. After that I woke up.

Is Freud still around? I want him to analyze this shit for me.

I dreamt I was playing Red Orchestra, but everything was made of Lego. Lego Yukari and I hopped into a truck and were driven near the enemy, but jumped out when a little flak gun started firing at us. The truck was destroyed and the driver died, I guess. We lay down behind some ruined buildings for cover. Yukari used an SVT40 to shoot a German a few times, but as she was walking away the German managed to prop himself up raise his rifle. I yelled to warn her, but I don't remember anything else.

>>8486086
But... did you feel some pleasure when being brutally raped? or was it just painful?
Admit it, you fapped furiously when you woke up

>>8486086
Wait, I had a similar dream except I was a tentacle monster raping a little girl. Can you describe the little girl you were in your dream? Did she have glasses and long blonde hair tied in twintails?

Frustratingly enough, the only Touhou character that I remember having dreamed about is blue UFO. I was at some dead relative's mansion type deal looking for some hidden money or something, and I walked outside and saw it flying around.

>>8488503

The UFOs appear in my dreams often too. They are usually very small and fly around me.

I dream about Tokiko every night.

The last one I can remember was probably around 4 months ago .I was trapped in this island when suddenly I saw Aya.I act as if I didn't know her and then we talked about some minor things when suddenly she asked If I want to have sex with her I said no for some reason. I walked away trying to find some where to hide, there was a classroom in the middle of nowhere. I cried under a table.Patchy was there hugging me she was really soft...

>>8488821
Patchy is a mother figure, Aya represents adulthood and school represents your childhood womb.

I remember dreamed being stabbed to near death by Daiyousei for having Cirno sleeping on my shoulder.

>>8488829
But I really loved Aya I did, my heart always skipped a beat when I see a picture of her but after the dream I feel nothing...maybe I don't like her anymore ;_;

A part of my dream, narration starts from relevant point. Everything was in 3rd person.
It was in my city near my nearest subway station. The "camera" was overground and a little in the air, I was riding home from somewhere (it was known de facto, like if "narrator" said it previously). Yuuka, for some reason with blue hair, was waiting for me around entrance. Somehow she was informed that I will be late, so she started moving home with a little smile on her face. And no, anon did not get ditched, I felt normal. You can feel such stuff in your dreams sharply.

>>8488920
there was another one with Yuuka recently, on the night before exam. But that one is much longer and made me feel various mixed feelings, so it will take me some time to get in the mood to type and submit.
Meanwhile, another cameo in a dream.
I was walking home, and for some reason there was scaffolding in front of my facade, with dust and green net and all that good stuff. I opened the door to go inside, but Moriya family exited first. They were like "heya anon" and I was "morning fellas". Suwako asked "how's everything doing?" I answered "so-so sis" "take care anon" "see ya, girl" and went on a stairway. I think I also exchanged some words with Kanako.

>>8488943
Are your dreams like in 1st person or like watching a movie?

>>8488971
the first post is like a movie. But at first it was first person. At one point the view separated from me, like if in a cutscene started. But often I don't recognize the change. So sometimes it is "me" like a spirit, unbound by feeling of body, and sometimes it truly is a movie, with me "in front of a screen".
The second post is first person. I actually walked and stuff.
Sadly, I can't fly in dreams, only jump very high. And I can't run. If I try to sprint, it's like I'm in cement boots.

>>8485839
This here.

She just sits there, we talk, and then I wake up. Feels nice.

>>8489020
>>8485839
>Kanako infiltrating people's dreams to gather faith

>>8489028
I wish she infiltrated mine haven't really talked to someone for 2 weeks

>>8489028
I think this hole is deeper than you or I can imagine.

Some times ago, I had dreams involving Sanae for about a week. I remembered the dreams were sort of continuous and connected between each nights. It was in a different situation every time, but I only vividly remembered that we spent some time in a school-like place and in the Moriya shrine. I ended up fucking her furiously a number of times and it was great. The dream however stopped promptly after I decided to buy a Sanae plushie. Weird...

>>8489052
I wish Sanae infiltrated mine to gather some liquid sticky faith...

>>8489028

>>>/a/

>>8489078
Now that was random, why the fuck did you send me to /a/?

About a week ago, I dreamed that I was killed by Yuuka. Well, I wasn't actually killed. I stepped on her flowers (I can't control my actions in my dreams, so I don't know why I did it) And she appeared out of thin air and struck me on the neck with her parasol. My head flew kilometers away, it felt like a rollercosater. When I landed, I discovered that I'd been turned into a Yukkuri. At this point, the perspective changed and I could see my yukkurified self, wearing a silly hat resembling Keine's. I bounced around the place until the ground around me turned into a pond and I fell inside. I sank on the dark and muddy water, and I can't remember anything past this point.

>>8489085
Because he didn't like your post. Isn't that how it always goes?