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8485255 No.8485255 [Reply] [Original]

Why would a robot be wearing a bikini?

I mean;
A) Robots don't tan
B) Robots don't swim.

Look at her, her circuits are exposed and everything. This is like dancing next to a giant vat of acid without a hazmat suit on. I swear, /jp/, who ever mad this was retarded.

>> No.8485275

Why does the internet have to include those stupid stick guys in everything?

>> No.8485298

>>8485275
Because one person made them.
And another person thought they were funny.

Or was that a rhetorical question?

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Why should we dress our robots with bikins?
That question roots in the very own human nature and shouldn't be answered without several hours of meditation.

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>>8485321
I see. So in essence, the real question is:

Why would a robot look human?

>> No.8485361

miku is a cybernetic organism
living flesh over metal endoskeleton

>> No.8485372

>>8485321
What a horrible picture you made me look at.

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>>8485353
A robot should be efficent for its tasks, Miku mission is to catch your attention, force empathy and create a link with you, then you spend money on her franchise as her creators had planned.

Since we can't turn this piece of meat, gene, feelings and reason in a perfect being we should focus into creating it from 0 with our science, but we'd like to left a print of ourselves in it so that's a reason to give it human form.

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>> No.8485481

Have you ever considered that robot can be a slut? How would she show her sluttines without bikini?

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bikini is useless

>> No.8485494

>>8485255
to cover the naughty bits

>> No.8485497

Miku is supposed to be like 16 you guys are pedos.

>> No.8485500

>>8485471
Damn, her spine.

>> No.8485506

>>8485497
>16
>pedo
What?

>> No.8485523

>>8485497
It's been four years since her release. She kept her 16 year old body but she is 20

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>>8485481
My concern is that if she's dead, then she can't be a slut at her optimum efficiency. Wearing that little protection next to a running source of water is a HORRIBLE idea.

Whoever enjoys this has a fetish for seeing robots put in danger.

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>>8485481
>How would she show her sluttines without bikini?
She would show her sluttiness without the bikini.

Obviously.

>> No.8485597

>>8485523
>It's been four years since her release. She kept her 16 year old body but she is 20
No, that means she's kept her 16 year old body, but she's only 4.

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>>8485597

>> No.8485613

Because it is a robot created to entertain people.
People find bikinis entertaining.

>> No.8485653

Link to the vid?

>> No.8485693

I'm surprised no ones thought that her skin might be made of a water resistant polymer or sealed air-tight making water more an inconvienience than a death sentence

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>>8485471
>>8485486
Mother of God.

>> No.8485864

>>8485486

This will be the first time I've ever jerked off over a figure.

Thanks I guess.

>> No.8485870

>>8485864
You and me both my friend.

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>>8485864
>>8485870

>> No.8485922

>>8485893
What a waste.

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>>8485864
>>8485870
yes

>> No.8485958

>>8485931 now lick it clean!

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>>8485931

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>>8485931
Severe urge to lick it..
God damn it now i need to fap again.

>> No.8486022

>>8485959
>>8486002
>>8485958
>>>/a/

>> No.8486027

>>8485693
This. Several robot girl characters in manga have the same excuse.

>> No.8486059

>>8485565
>Whoever enjoys this has a fetish for seeing robots put in danger.

It's like hurting real people but with none of the guilt. Even if she screams and begs, you know it doesn't really hurt her, she's just programmed to respond that way.

>> No.8486542

>>8486059
inb4 laws against torturing robots

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Why must so many people be mean to Miku?

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