/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Ask your mom, faggot.

Ugh, it sounds like a meal or something, A nice cock and a glass of cum.

>>8482830
mmmmmmmmmmm

>>8482830
I could go for a few cocks and a warm glass of cum right now.

Don't say such mean things, you're hurting the feelings of our fellow female posters.

Who gives a shit about the 3d world? I couldn't care less on how slutty the women get.

Some 3D men also enjoy such things OP.
Like that Saten-anon gay dude

>>8482844
I'm sorry, I was just browsing other boards and I have to say, /adv/ and /cgl/ are teeming with nasty 3DPD
I can't help but feel disgusted

>>8482841
They shouldn't be such sluts then.

>>8482851
They're just typical normalfags. /cgl/ isn't even invested in otaku culture, they just appropriate it for self-serving purposes.

>>8482851
>go on /adv/
>see thread explaining how to suck cocks
>see another thread about a crippled girl going on 1000 dates

Holy shit

Actually I'm friends with a girl online that's a shut-in. I'm the only one other than her family that she talks to. She's really thin and cute. We've been friends since high school.

>>8482893
>see thread explaining how to suck cocks
Wh-Why would I ever be interested in that?!

>>8482900

Sounds like a typical case of friendzone, anon.

>>8482922
Don't get into this. This isn't even /r9k/ territory. It's sub-/r9k/ territory. It's 9GAG territory.

>>8482900
Enjoy your hand I guess.

>>8482922
>Friendzone

Just avoid boards like /adv/, I'm just barely getting over the misogynistic hate for women I developed from browsing that place, and I haven't gone on it in months.
Only go on boards with (at least relatively) pure intentions, like /jp/, and surround yourself with romantic novels and stories, AVOID most real life women and situations. Eventually you'll start being able to love women again, even if it is a lie.

>>8482948

Why would you want 3D whores? You should stay away from those disgusting bitches. It's not good for you anon.

Because the desire to have sex is a powerful one and only people who have trained their minds to Zen-like levels, like /jp/, are able to resist it.

>>8482973
Most of /jp/ would jump at the chance to have sex if given the chance. A life-long vow of celebacy means nothing if you have no opportunity to put it to the test.

>>8482989
This is what /a/b/v/ actually believes.

>>8482989
Only if its with a delicious shota-trap and i can suck his cock, dude

>>8482997
if you go to /adv/ you can even learn HOW to suck his cock, dude

yawn

>>8482967
I dont want them at all, but its nice to be able to look at a girl and imagine what she'd look like cradling a child to her bosom, or gently caressing your face, instead of imagining her getting facial from ten different guys at once.
Keeping your thoughts pure really is a blessing, even if its a lie.

>>>/adv/9044590
This thread is making me feel physically ill.
Normals are so horrible.

Hey, OP. Want to know the cure for erasing slutty 3D girls from existence?

By deleting your thread

>>8482950
But Reimu never leaves.

This thread is so much like a 2ch thread it's hilarious. Too bad you can't become japanese just by acting like them, amirite.

>>8483010
tl;dr, but this was amusing.

>>8483028
I thought they were smarter.

>How to suck cock, dude

I second that one anon. If all women are dirty sluts, your mom is the sluttiest of them all c:

>>8483062
>baneofjp.jpg

>>8482930
what the shit is 9gag

>>8483062
poor patchouli... being in this disgusting thread...

Alice is okay there, though

>>8483062
I thought somebody I knew wrote that guide half a year ago. Were they lying to me? I'll never know.

>>8483062
Thank you! Now I know How to suck my boyfriend's peins!

Why are 3D men so disgusting and slutty?

All they want to do is stick thier pecker in a hole and opress women.
Joking aside, don't knock it until you've tried it. Cum is delicious if you control your partner's diet for a day

Just as much as you wanna fuck most vagina with 2 legs. They wanna fuck any dick with two legs.
Same shit different day.

Women try to fill the void in their soul with penises.

>>8483298
please go back to shitposting on /a/

>>8483312
No way, i want to be with you guys.
I love you all.

This thread really blows.

Who cares

there's a reason 2D exists

>>8482989
the angry femanon is coming off you so hard I bet your one of those types of people who use beta and alpha but you don't know what it means.

We would only want sex with someone we have already committed to a Key word a SERIOUS LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP.

>>8483316
Really? <3

>>8483490
Not you.

>>8483326

>>8483316
Faltered but serious GET THE FUCK OUT OF /JP/

>>8483471
That's what I meant. You still do want to have sex. You just pretend you don't want to have sex because you know that a relationship is unattainable. You're on /jp/ of all places; everyone can see right through you when you claim to have made a conscious decision to swear off sex.

>>8483500
Thanks for that, it was pretty funny.

>>8483512
>>>You're on /jp/ of all places; everyone can see right through you when you claim to have made a conscious decision to swear off sex.

I am just going to say sex is easy to get but for most /jp/er they would rather not fuck bar sluts.

>>8483316
Don't you have a bf to go cheat on again?

>>8483574
I've never cheated on him.

Lain pls go

>>8483781
OK.

>>8482893
>crippled girl going on 1000 dates
That's an exaggeration.

>>8483564
This.

Kind of hard for a complete idiot like her to grasp this concept though.

Sex without love is completely pointless.

I world where there is little love left to find... well, you get the idea.

All girls want love, but do things that make them think they found it in the wrong ways. There is nothing wrong in wanting to have love, but so many are nieve to what love is. Men are just as responsible when it comes to guarding a womans pureity as she is too.There are women out there who have self control and wait for their true Love on their wedding nights, but those girls don't go for NEETs, Otaku, weeboos, or hikikomori. That's why most of /jp/ has never met them. The only girls that give most of /jp/ a chace are the ones that have been mislead and hurt so much that they lower their standards so much that they think that a weird /jp/erlike us would stay with them forever just to regret what they saw in us or realize what we really are.A lot of women regret their past sexual deeds, but when they find a good guy they find themselves sad for not waiting for that good guy, but because that guy is a man who is good he forgives and knows that the girl is pure because of her regret.
Love exists with 3D women.