/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Completely wrong. He is not kawaii at all.

average /jp/er

I have long hair and a neckbeard too, but I'm a communist so it's okay. Also, I'm way more handsome than that guy.

HA! More like a WoW player than a /jp/er

This is the average /jp/ browser

Acne yes, but not that shitty looking. Also no long hair and thin.

Not very. We're about equal on landwhales and freakishly skinny/lanky types, with very little in between.
In some ways, it could be said that the "average" /jp/er would look normal.

No perfect skin, no big cute eyes, no small body frame, no frilly dress, no girly hair. OP, are you even trying?

I look more like the guy who's quoting. I'm not fat and I don't have long hair. I strive to look as normal as possible.

i am handsome.

>>8481180
This. We hit every extreme about equally, so if you averaged all that out you'd get quite a normal, possibly even attractive fellow.

I don't have long shitty hair. I have no neckbeard, no acne, and I'm at least ten times more handsome than that ugly fuck. I'm a little overweight though (but I'm going to be losing weight pretty soon).

>>8481194
Holy shit you seem pretty pissed off at that guy.
Do you know him or something?

>>8481160
I'm a pretty boy.He looks nothing like me.

How accurate would it be to say the men in this picture look like an average /jp/er?

>>8481213
me on the right

>>8481204
What, it seemed that way? Well, I'm not really. But are you going to deny he's an ugly motherfucker?

I'm not fat, I'm tan, I have no acne, I shave, and my hair is short. Basically I look completely and absolutely normal.

I've come to understand that most of /a/ and /v/ do look like the person pictured, however. How about you ask them and report back?

>>8481219
Fuck off faggot that's me.

OP, where did you get that picture?

>>8481216
Where have you been Arc?

>>8481224
>I'm tan
>implying this is a positive trait

>>8481216
Me around your neck.

>>8481225
Hahahahaha, loser

>>8481236
I can pass for a lot of different ethnicities and I don't get sunburnt. I don't know how either of those are negative.

/jp/ is by far the sexiest board on 4chan.

>>8481251
Passing for anything but white is negative.

I actually modeled for three years in high school and later in college until the industry spat me out. Which is partly why I'm NEET with no social skills and no degree now.

When people asked me what I did for fun, I pretended to be a moody pretty boy so I didn't have to reveal meltan and PCB addictions.

>>8481257
Are you available?

>>8481255
Why would I ever want to pass for white? There's nothing good about white people or the countries and regions they populate.

>>8481225
If you were Kimmo you wouldn't be asking that.

>>8481270
Subhuman

>>8481275
That still doesn't answer anything...

>>8481257
Is modeling worth a shit? I've been invited to do some shots some time ago but I refuse, though now it looks like an easy way to make money, even if the industry is faggotry.

>>8481160
it would be untrue. That is the average E-sports fan.

>>8481317
It's funny because it's true.

>>8481304
>>8481257
Post pics of yourselves, sexy boys.

I'll post a picture of myself, not TOO embarrassed and it may dispel some rumors about /jp/ being horrible ogres.

>>8481329
Reported.

/jp/ - old school nerds

>>8481257
My older brother was a model in highschool, my twin brother was in local commercials. I've thought about it but haven't tried yet. I'm getting older though, in my 30s now already ... still guys don't have the same restriction as girls when it comes to their age for things like modeling.

>>8481328
I don't want you scrubs masturbating to pics of me.

>no dress
Not even close

>>8481341
This should not be news in the slightest.

Skinnyfat, long hair, full beard, no acne or glasses and not as ugly (but still ugly).

>>8481180
>We're about equal on landwhales and freakishly skinny/lanky types

That's bullshit. You don't get to live /jp/'s lifestyle and get fat.

We do seem to have quite a few former landwhales, since you don't get to live /jp/'s lifestyle without a reason, either. But if they're still fat, they're newfags at best.

I get buttangery when people say /jp/ is ugly.

I'll have to go with >>8481329
I'm sorry /jp/, it's for our own good.

>>8481371
You seem to be under the impression that everyone on /jp/ is a poor hikki. That's far for the truth.

I don't know if I'm ugly or not. I think I am but I have low self-esteem anyways.

People have told me I'm handsome, actually, but it makes me flustered so I ignore it.

I was fat from 11 to 13, then I grew like 2 feet and I've been super skinny ever since (145 at 6'0'').

But I'm trying to bulk up right now since I started working out 2 months ago... gaining weight sure is hard.

I was once asked by an older asian man if I wanted to "do some work" for a website while I was at an electonics store. I declined without asking what kind of work it was exactly.

I have a feeling it was some kind of porn site.

>>8481381
People have told me that as well but I'm disgusted seeing myself and am terrified of having photos of myself taken.

>>8481345
Don't be shy~

I'm 24 and some people still mistaken me as a high schooler. I went to buy a lottery ticket once and the store clerk asked for my ID. Never bought lottery ever again.

>>8481422
I like the part when people think this is a bad thing. Same for being "too skinny and can't gain weight".

>>8481422
This is seen as a positive trait.

Maybe he was even hitting on you.

>>8481426
>>8481427
Positive for girls, not for guys.

Guys are supposed to be big and manly.

>>8481422
I have the opposite problem, I'm 19 and have eye bags and dark circles, I look like I'm 30ish and a meth addict.

>>8481160

That is a pitiful neckbeard.

/jp/sies either are clean shaven and skinny traps, or are fat and have glorious neckbeards like those of a wizard.

>>8481434
I've always wondered, when you get your wizard powers, does your appearance also change in that of a wizard? Or do you need to gradually start looking like a wizard as you approach the age of 30? I might have to start getting ready soon.

At least 20% right - everyone here either has acne, long hair, a neckbeard, is fat or wears glasses.

/jp/ would make the perfect wife since /jp/ as a wife would be submissive and meek and would never do anything against you. Just the idea of being loved would fill /jp/ up with happiness.

I'm not white. And I can't really grow facial hair like that, even if I wanted to.

>>8481443
I was thinking of this game yesterday, such good memories.

>>8481432
Fuck do I know what you mean. I'm 18 but I look like I'm in my mid-twenties. But then I do have horrible acne and quite the beard so yeah.

When I was 19 I joined a cult that declared me "a man ad magician" or something like that. That should speed up the process into wizardhood quite well in many ways.

>>8481441
;_;

>>8481371
You must be unlucky if your metabolism is that slow.

Also fapping like mad consumes lots of calories.

We are all little girls here.
Except I'm sort of afraid to post my picture because one of you will be a trap or something and rape me.

>>8481329
ara ara, what a fucking kawaii anon

and so are you, >>8481375-san

pic related it's me

/jp/ers shouldn't be fat.
Here's why:
1. You stay home all day, so your body doesn't consume much energy
2. Your body demands less energy, since you don't need it
3. You eat less
4. You also have low income due to social anxiety = no job or low income internet job
5. You spend minimal money on food and buy /jp/ related goods or services

There's no reason for you to get fat, unless you're just a fatass that can't wean himself from food to begin with.

>>8481455

mfw

>We are all little girls here.

>>8481449
Here is the exact text actually (jesus fucking christ)..

To all Illustrious, Ineffable and Sublime Brethren of every degree over the surface of the globe: Greetings, Health, Prosperity, Fraternity.

Know ye that we the undersigned, in the name of ___ X, Rex Summus Sanctissimus, Of the Ancient Order of the ____ that is in ___ do certify, acknowledge and proclaim ANON A Master Magician.

Good times.

>>8481466
Who are you quoting?

>>8481466

>>8481483
I love that manga. Little loli tanuki with very rude bouncy tits.

>>8481432

This. The black around my eyes is horrible because I have an excessive amount of sleep problems, and since I'm poor and generally wear "poor peoples clothes" I'm sure everyone thinks I just got done doing meth when I'm forced to drag myself to the store.

Anyone got that picture from the C81 /jp/ meetup?
There was a very kawaii blonde anon there.

>>8481445
You must be asian then?

I'm 23 and people say that I look like I'm 30.

I don't like being in photos so i only have 1 that isn't horribly old.

Even in a dress I am disgusting.

I have big breasts and blond hair.

I'm ugly as HELL, but at least I'm not fat or out of shape.

>>8481533
きゅん~

>>8481441
True statement is the truth anon.

UGH THIS THREAD IS DISGUSTING

You guys aren't even't asian? Jesus christ.

>>8481510

>>8481562
We have Japanese hearts.

Like Ken-sama.

>>8481544
no need to be modest... we all admire you!

>>8481567

>>8481562

>You guys aren't even't asian? Jesus christ.

>>8481588
> Chinese

The chinese are the worst weeaboos, they think they are fucking always right about everything, anyone else is either wrong or "uninformed" about anything they take interest in. Fucking hate the chinese.

>>8481597
China is the center of all far asia, after all. Or are you trying to insult someone. American?

>>8481511
Yeah, Japanese.

It's funny because Arc is black.

>>8481533
I can confirm this is what the average /jp/er looks like because I have the same exact hair.

Due to this thread, I will shave and cut my hair tomorrow.

>>8481611

You sound pretty heated bro, did a Chinese take a shit in your chow mein take out box?

From my point of view very wrong. I look like a normal, nay, handsome mid-20s male.

>>8481329

>>8481462
/jp/ers should be fat here's why
1. You stay at home all day so you don't burn any excess calories you may take in
2. Your body demands less energy so any excess is turned into fat
3. You eat when you're hungry
4. You have no income so you probably live with your parents who provide you with food
5. Eating is one of the few things that feel good in your otherwise miserable life, also alcohol

>>8481691
Why are you so fat?

>>8481703
See the points listed

>>8481462
>>8481691

How do I into body types and metabolic levels!?

>>8481691
quit making excuses, fattie

>>8481691
Shut up, fattass.

>>8481691
I like your reasoning. They should be fat if trusting to what they say.

>>8481597

He looks more japanese to me, but then all chinks look the same.

>>8481588
Do you even lift?

>>8481711
Poppycock, dude. That's an excuse fat people use.

>>8481691

Stop projecting, fattie.

>>8481724
Do YOU even lift?
Seriously, what a faggot, I bet you are one of those kids who train for aesthetics.
pfffttt

>>8481719
I always wonder though why /jp/ is so negative about being fat,
they shouldn't really care about outwards appearance anyways, it's not like they want to have a girlfriend or look good so others can see it,
if you reside in your basement all day anyways that is.

Maybe if you want to dress up as a cute trap though

>>8481737
>I always wonder though why /jp/ is so negative about being fat,
You aren't a true /jp/er if you're wasting precious money on wasteful things like excess food.

>>8481735

Haha what, you mean you dont look sexy after doing compound strength workouts?

I bet you pop pro-hormones in order to compensate for the shitty gains, bad forms and poor diet.

There's a couple of /jp/ers that are/used to be in the military so OP's picture can't be right.

>>8481744
I don't waste any money on food though,
I'm getting it for free along with the shelter and internet-service my parents provide.

>>8481641
Arc honestly does not even look black.

>>8481737
I wouldn't want my waifu to find me even less attractive than I am now.

>>8481737
There is no reason to be fat.

>>8481768

except for lack of discipline, lacking mindset or some rare biological deficiency.

>>8481434
Stfu, I'm not fat, I often forget to shave for many days and I have nest hair

your point is invalid

>>8481777
Also some people just love to eat

>>8481160

he's just some dumb european

most /jp/ are not from europe, because that place fucking fails

Can not spreading meals out cause fatness?
I don't eat a lot, but I eat everything at once. Like generally 9pm-11pm because that's a few hours after I wake up and I don't want to disturb people at 4am.

>>8481724

Routines have been mostly calisthenics, personal goal is to manage a planche push up.

>>8481787
America sucks way more, faggot

>>8481785
I love to eat and I am not fat at all.

>>8481160

Spreading out your meals slows down metabolism. But remember that metabolic levels is dependent on a plethora of factors like body type and various hormonal/chemical levels. I would calculate your caloric daily maintenance level requirements, the amount of calories you burn due to homeostasis. That would give you a proper gauge to orientate your diet/workouts for either gains or cuts.

>>8481806
Perhaps you are leading a more active lifestyle?
Perhaps your metabolism is faster than others?
Perhaps you are actively exercising?
Perhaps you don't eat as much?

>>8481373
wow you look dull

I'm a cute princess, nyan.

>>8481826
I spend most of all my days at my computer or in bed. I've never once exercised in my life. I eat around 3000 calories a day, usually in one meal towards the end of the day. I guess my metabolism is fast.

>>8481329

>>8481826
I usually take in about 1800 calories of junk food a day, I live a very sedentary lifestyle, and I'm really skinny. I'm not even sure whether 1800 calories is a lot or not.

>>8481852

You need to write the calories of the food you eat on one day. Because what you say and then what you claim makes no sense, your brain must be juggling quantum equations or you're really stressed out. Not gaining weight off 3,000 daily calories on a sedentary lifestyle makes horseshit sense!

Probably pretty accurate. I'm not quite as ugly, but I do have grotesque facial hair and acne.

Basically just light that, except underweight rather than overweight.

>>8481852
Most people overestimate how much calories they eat anyways, and even if you're eating about 3000 calories a day you won't get fat very fast, even if you do nothing.

do you have maybe some flab on your arms and legs, or are you really scrawny thin?
>>8481864
1800 calories are barely minimum for a person with average height

>>8481864
1800 may be maintenance for you. You get off fat off calories, not fat. Being a sedentary skinny dude at 1800 calories is believable. I'd change your source of calories though, its going to catch up in health problems later.

>>8481869
parasite anti-akuma weapons
how do they work

Am I the only man on this board?

>>8481885
Would fuck.

>>8481885
No just another fattie.

>>8481885

>>8481899
I wish I could cum like the guys in doujins...

>>8481885
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HSj-2shbqY

>>8481905
Pic related?

Pic related: its me :3

>>8481932
What's very, very scary about this is that I knew a girl who looked the spitting image of this...person.
Now I'm worried.

ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

49kg and 167 cm, thanks for reminding me I'm so fucking unhealthy

>>8481877
My forearms and calves have almost no fat (can see the musle contours and it's hard to pinch any fat/skin my forearms, for example), but my thighs and upper arms do have some flab I guess.

Maybe 3k is an overestimate, maybe it's not. It's a bit hard to count because I prepare my food or get stuff that doesn't have nutrition information on it.

Some meals I remember are 5 Sausage McMuffins and 3 Hashbrowns from McDonalds, a 5 egg burrito with potatoes and chorizo with churros, a 12 inch sub with 1/4 3-layer red velvet cake and one of those 1k calorie Reese's bars, 1lb of breakfast sausage with 3 eggs and 2 slices of toast.

Basically, I eat until I'm full.

>>8481932
would fuck

>>8481932
Could you shave your legs and put on some thighhighs and take a few pics for us?

>>8481956
Get back to /g/, you don't count.

>>8481956
What a druggie.

>>8481956
> !DrPantsuNE
M-my favourite /g/ poster~!

I'd go for a beer with you, dude.

>>8481885
Shouldn't you be out taming the farm, gramps?

>>8481957
But I have a /jp/ tab open 24/7, how don't I count?

>>8481942

GAHAHA!

Thats the dirtiest sounding diet i've heard in a while! Enjoy your clogged arteries later in life.

and about your underweight issues, your stomach is a black hole. Because those calories need to go SOMEWHERE. Your insulin should be spiking, your calories aren't going to muscles and your lifestyle should be telling your body that it isn't "survival mode".

I think you're either exaggerating, not eating at consistent periods or you're doing an activity that consumes more calories than you think.

One time I posted my boobies on /jp/ but everyone got mad so I deleted the picture. I am sure it is still in the archive, though.

>>8481970
post links.

>>8481915

>>8481970
man boobies?

>>8481961

>>8481980
It was very obvious, you didn't need to post a stash.

>>8481970
Hey, I remember you, dude.

>>8481975
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/7976416/#7976923

>>8481899
That is a delicious cock.

>>8481989
Great lighting.

>>8481980
Welp, there goes the respect I had for you.

>>8481989
Most handsome guy in this thread

>>8481983
Veiny boobs are best boobs.

>>8481986
I don't see any breasts.

>>8481996
I accidently linked to the wrong post but they're in that thread.

>>8481966
I only eat when my stomach is grumbling, and then after eating I feel drowsy for a few hours. I don't expect to live past 40-45, tops. If I survive my heart attack then I'll start caring about my health.

I masturbate a lot, but that can't be it.

>>8481986
Don't use that archive.

>>8481989

>>8481970
>>8481986
>>saggy autist retard breasts

The brest kinds of breasts.

>>8481986
>Search backend seems to be offline. Contact website admin?

warosu a shit

I miss Satorin.

>>8481983
Or is that you?

I think those 2 are the only /jp/ boobs pics.

/jp/ is now /soc/?
Fuck off.

>>8482017
Looks like we got aliens on our board.

Is it normal to get headaches from not eating? Like even if I'm not super hungry I'll get a headache until I eat.

>>8482028
/jp/ has always been /a/soc/.

>>8482026
DFC

>>8482032

Sounds like your brain's telling you to quit starving yourself.

>>8482032
Yes. Unhealthy diet makes it even worse. It pisses me off. I'm not even hungry but I have to eat to avoid the pain.

>>8482044
Huh.
Is there any way to turn it off?

>>8481983
You have lovely handwriting.

Oh god no. I am not that hideous or fat. In fact I'm quite malnourished. And I've never had acne.

>>8482055
Your brain won't hurt when you die of starvation.

>>8482062
Oh shit, good point.

Thanks /jp/!