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Check if I'm a little girl, then sage and report this thread.

IT'S NOT SUMMER

>>8476581
I'd cum on the first touhou I see. And the second one. And maybe the third one.

Get drunk with Satori.

>lay beside reimu

Place my arms around reimu, bring her close and smell her hair and sweat.

>>8476605
ew gross

Challenge her to a sperm danmaku fight.

>>8476605
Why not bound her arms down and lick her sweat instead?

She's a miko guys.

She won't let you touch her.

And she'll probably kill you for sneaking inside of the shrine.

Find out if she hates me for dropping in uninvited.

>>8476652
But Mikos were sluts in the old days

>>8476581
buy her food.

Donate 10000 yen.

>>8476652
>Reimu
>Pure and kindhearted
pick one

>>8476714
>>>/a/
>>>/jp/
pick one

Wonder if I can suddenly speak Japanese. If I can I'll ask where Marisa is at.

ask her how she found me.

>>8476718

>>8476724
But they speak Gensokyoan.

Get up and run for the Magical Forest.

I wish I could just treat Reimu like a normal person but she's like a celebrity. I'd start shaking in excitement if she looks at me. If I speak I'll end up stuttering. Being around someone like her would be so stressful, I'll probably end up hating myself later for not enjoying the limited time I had to spend with her.

Find and fuck that slutty freeloading ghost

>>8476581

'Excuse me... which way to Moriya Jinja?'

>>8476662

Gahahahaha!

>>8476581
what anime is that?

1st, ask her if she expects Marisa in today. That is after the usual questions of "where am I" "what happened"

Second, check to see if I was the little girl. If I was, I would ask Reimu to bathe me and teach me how to groom my self.

If not id proceed to make plans to meet with Marisa. My goal would be to become her servant and learn all she knows about magic. Backup plan would be to apply as a servant at SDM.

Bro it up with Genji.

Gain citizenship and head to the Human Village. Work until I can learn elementary magic and slowly become a wizard.

1.see if Ill be able to understand or speak here
2.try to figure out what the fuck is going on
3.check my form
4.Donate some of whatever meager change I have in my pockets
5.walk around a bit

>You wake up after a good night sleep

A fantasy I long for.

;_;

>>8476786
RIP anonymous. You are a hero amoung Youkai everywhere. You will be honored in hell.

Assault the Miko.

Leave and go visit a more interesting touhou.

Realize it isn't real and wake up.

Then cry quietly.

>>8476808
You are crying because you didnt accept Gensokyo and were forcefully evicted. Just think, if you believed, you could have stayed.

Beat the shit out of her for being a naughty naughty miko san

Tell Reimu I love her.

>>8476813
you're horrible anon, why would you do that?

>>8476819
Your love isn't worth a single yen, Reimu's not interested in such a cheap offering.

>>8476812
cmon man, just a bit of disbelief about being spirited away to a magical realm and you're evicted for not accepting it immediately? thats a little assinine.

>>8476859
If these anti-normal protections were not in place, it would be a much easier place to get to. Gensokyo only accepts the most faithful.

I look up in shock and gauge my response based on how Raymoo looks at me.

>>8476885
This.
If she looks favorably at me, I'll proceed to lick her armpits.

Find some shade, I don't take well to sunshine, and waking up in it would probably put me in a daze.
Then I'd ask if I can use her toilet, if she has one, since I always need a piss when I wake up.

Become the leader of the faceless men gang and organize gang raping of all the touhous

>>8476943
2hus don't piss or poop

You're on your own

I will say Hi to Reimu then try to think of what to make of the situation. I will probably be too happy to even think.

>>8476949
Most Touhous take the appearance of a human. Which means they have plumbing. While some Touhous defecate different things, almost all have to take a shit sometimes.

We had a thread a few days about on the subject, check the archives.

>>8476957
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/8442392
This?

>>8476984
Yeah I think thats the one.

This thread couldn't possibly make me madder.

Run out of there before I anger her and get murdered. Then begin fighting the faeries in the forest. I will slowly rise in the pecking order and one day shall claim my rightful place as a god.

>>8476957
Just because they have the outer form of a human doesn't necessarily mean that they function exactly like one inside and out.

>preview19d5279d5d77c3467c4ffd105a5fcb20.jpg
Guys, come on. You've got to start paying more attention.

>>8477079
No, you need to pay attention.

Check my form, and kill myself if I'm physically who I am now. Assuming I'm not, I'll attempt conversation with Raymoo.

What do you mean by laying beside? Are we both naked?

>>8477506
Meaning shes standing over you with a talisman in her hand pondering whether or not to turn you in to a sacrifice to her heathen gods.

>>8477512
Where on earth did you pull that from?

>>8477519
Its what Reimu does. Some fat bastard/cute loli shows up out of the blue, shes going to assume its some deviant Youkai. She kills Youkai for fun.

>>8477527
Its not what Reimu does. She's sufficiently aware of people falling in to gensokyo to not blow them away on site.

and there sure are a lot of youkai that visit her shrine that are still very alive.

>>8477535
Im not sure whether or not Youkai even classify as alive to being with. She cant kill them all off, shes a whore for donations. But I am referring to a single situation, fuck off with your generalizations.

>>8477555
She states her disapproval for their presence yet doesn't really do anything about it unless there's some major problem, the only time one donated was yukari and that was once.

They probably do count as alive, they certainly fit the criteria.

>>8477567
Ohh please, she doesnt consider it a full days work unless she kills at least 3 Youkai. She sits around hoping that someone will try to steal the moon or some shit.

>>8477584
Or she sits around eating tea cakes or sweeping the shrine grounds. Like I said, she sure doesn't kill enough youkai to be what you describe.

Throw some coins on the floor and sneak up on her while she's picking it up and snap her neck. Then I will proceed to rip her open so I can access the turtle she keeps inside her to fly. I will then proceed to make turtle soup.

Eat all of her tea snacks and then poke her mercilessly.

>>8477592
I guess you havent been playing Touhou for very long.

>>8477619
I'm going to have to say the same to you

sakuya

going to sleep with the reimu is very comfortable

i have the first-hand experience and it ruled everyone should try it

hide boner

>>8476581
put money in the donation box and get the hell out of Gensokyo.

>>8477627
You will never get to rest your head on Marisa's ass

sadfrog.jpg

Rape the ghost

I would ask if it's really Gensokyo and then I would check if I'm looking good enough to meet best Touhou.

sneak out before she demands money

>>8479424
She already went through your pockets while you were sleeping.

>>8479435
i didn't say i actually had money (i don't)

Shoot her with the gun I keep under my pillow.

>>8479435
>She goes through your pockets while you are unconscious, then asks you for money to pay for the 10,000 year old vase you broke the night before and tells you shes pregnant and you are the father.

>You dont know what the fuck but decide to become her meal ticket.

Thats more like the Reimu I know.

>>8479435
it'd be really nice if reimu put her hand in my pockets

>>8476949
>>8476957
Fucking secondaries

>>8477584
>>8477555
>>8477527
How wrong you are.

Reimu doesn't like solving incidents you know, she'd rather stay home and do her house duties, the incidents also happen something like once every 3 months or so.

She also doesn't attack just by seeing you, she only attacks if she's in an incident and you get in her way. Nor does she ever ask for donations since she says that such thing would ruin the shrine's reputation (if there's any).

She also invites youkai for parties you know, they wouldn't go if she gohei'd their ass at every sight.

A human popping up out of the blue would probably make her ask what exactly are you doing (since no _normal_ human has ever stepped there) and if you're going to make an offering (if you're a villager).

The euphoria of being inside Gensokyo would be too much for my brain to handle, I'd just say that I'd like to work for her and go fishing with her, like she does sometimes.

>>8479467
Off course shes doesn't like solving incidents, she does it just to murder Youkai with out trial or jury. Because she can. Solving the incidents is just a vehicle for youkai slaughter.

>>8477527
>Some fat bastard/cute loli shows up out of the blue, shes going to assume its some deviant Youkai.

That's Keine you're talking about.

>>8479475
But Keine would not get her seeker talisman out, she would make you tea and cake.

>>8479471
She doesn't murder Youkai.

>>8479467
>She also doesn't attack just by seeing you

Explain Tokkiko then

>>8479488
Wasnt Flandere just chilling in the hall way when Reimu shows up and wants to kill her?

>>8479471
What? She doesn't need to be in an incident to attack youkai, her JOB as a shrine maiden is to eviscerate youkai on sight, she just happens to befriend them right afterwards, if she does go to beat them that is. She also wouldn't make parties for youkai if she wanted to beat them up all the time.

If she liked beating up youkai, she would actually leave her house, which she rarely does unless there's an incident.

>>8479488
Tokiko is a youkai, therefore it's her job to sodomize her.

You're not a youkai are you?

>>8479492
How about you read the dialogue?

Flandre wants to play, so Reimu agrees.

>>8479498
Reimu doesnt know that, all she knows is some fat slob/naked loli shows up on her alter steps. Could be friend or foe, judging by her violent past im thinking you at least get get a few broken ribs and bleed a pint of blood before she determines you are human.

>>8479482
She beat up Reimu and Yukari because she thought they were youkai, and only for that reason.

Reimu would be the one that gives you tea, she does all the time actually.

>>8479507
Well Yukari was a Youkai and if you are in the presence of a youkai its odd that you are also a Youkai. Kiene probably sense the evil pretense emanating from Reimu and Yukari. I imaging that both of them together would be suffocating.

>>8479508
Chill out man, her title is "easy-going shrine maiden", it's just her JOB to exterminate youkai, not a sadistic pleasure. Also, iff a youkai is dumb enough to show up in front of the Hakurei shrine maiden it deserves to get beaten up.

>>8479522
Shes dedicated to her job, she loves her job. Because she gets to kill Youkai.

Also, what if in the process of being transported to Genkoyo via mysterious means, you become a Youkai? If you are not the avatar of some immaterial thing, you may as well be in a few moments.

>>8479544
>gets to kill Youkai.
What?

reimu is so darn racist
and there are no hate crime laws in gensokyo

Asl her not to kill me.

>>8479508
I think Reimu is able to sense if you are Youkai or not and if she would use her talisman on you and you wouldn't react for it and nothing would happen she would know that you are human.

I want Reimu to kick me

>>8479544
She doesn't fucking kill youkai. She's pretty annoyed in SA to go underground (even before it got really hot, so it's not because that) even though she could 'kill' a lot of youkai.

Check if I am a little girl. Check if I'm clothed. Check if now suddenly understand and speak japanese perfectly. Check if I have some coins in my pocket. If any of those are missing, I'd sneak out of the shrine quietly and go to Myouren. If I all the conditions are met, I'd donate all I have, introduce myself and, if Reimu shows a favorable response, start a conversation.

Honk.

I think trying to seek out Rinnosuke would be a safe start, the problem is getting there. If I do manage to get there, I'll exchange my knowledge of technological doodads for information and possibly goods if I spot something I need.

From there on, I'll do manual labour while I work out a plan for getting closer to the Moriyas.

>Treating Reimu like a murderer
>"Kill youkai"

Where are all these faggots coming from?

>>8479508
Reimu has never attacked someone she had met previously without reason (the fighting games), you won't get beaten up just by going near her shrine, she needs a motive, otherwise she'll just give you some tea like she does with everyone else that comes to her shrine. And she does know if you're a youkai or not, unlike Keine, she has an extremely high intuition, she can even know which youkai are hiding their appearance like she did with that tanuki in OSP.

>>8479544
Oh please, she hates having to solve incidents, especially the one in SA, she only went because Yukari told her to, also, she beat mostly everyone in there because each time Yukari would tell her to beat them up, even when Satori offered Reimu some tea and she inmediately accepted, Yukari still stopped her.

>>8479920
People who get influenced by Danbooru I guess, comments from there often point out such baloney statements. I've seen people get shocked when there's depictions of Reimu sharing something.

>>8479435
>>8479424
>>8479623
Quit it people, Reimu doesn't ask for money, she wants to earn it the painful way (which never works).

>>8479932
>もつてかしないで~

>>8479932
>Reimu has never attacked someone she had met previously without reason

That's true, in the sense that things like "it's a youkai" are indeed reasons.

>she hates having to solve incidents

You might want to recheck your canon. Like, literally whole of it.

>especially the one in SA

Because she's acting grumpy? She just hates being bossed around by Yukari, that's for sure. Or maybe she's just tsundere, really.

I'd wake up and pretend to be the God of the Hakurei shrine. If she asks me to show my power, I'll say that I don't have enough faith for that yet, and then proceed to have Reimu make me some tea.

Run like Forest Gump.

>>8480054
This is a very Touhou-like course of action.
Lots of different characters will then show up, trying to check whether you're lying or not. Yukari knows your true origin almost instantly but refuses to tell that to anyone. In the end Reimu forces you to go shopping.

And then you freeload. Because you are a god of freeloading.
Such is life at the Hakurei shrine

>>8479987
>You might want to recheck your canon. Like, literally whole of it.

Care to show me where it says that she loves to solve incidents?

>Because she's acting grumpy?
If she ''loves solving incidents'' and ''beating up youkai'', why does she dislike going in there? Why did Yukari have to tell her to beat up Yamame and Satori?

Also, nice job there ignoring all of my other points.

>>8480054
She'd make tea anyhow, though you should bring up something to talk about.

>>8479987
>That's true, in the sense that things like "it's a youkai" are indeed reasons.

That's Keine you're talking about.

IIRC Reimu only solves incidents and does things like cleaning up the shrine and do ceremonies because of her job, even if nobody is there to oblige her. That's a scary amount of loyalty to one's work.

>>8480768
Things are different in Japan, you wouldn't understand.

Genuflect

>>8480768
Its worth it on the odd chance a innocent Youkai wanders on to the shrine grounds and she has to "take out the garbage" if you know what I mean.

>>8481362
Plenty wander on to the shrine with no consequences, hell they can even set up parties and still not have any problems.

>>8481370
Only ones that dont end up in the compost heap are the ones with names. The rest die before they can even state their names.

*WHIPS OUT DICK*

>>8481387
Go ahead and believe that if it suits you

>>8481415
Its not about belief. Its about not being delusional.

>>8481420
Are you trying to be ironic?

>>8481423
It that makes you feel better about your waifu, believe whatever you want.

>>8481436
Your delusions really do run deep. What is the appeal of that bizarro grimsokyo you guys will so vehemently defend, anyways.

>>8481362
>>8481387
But Reimu has never killed anyone, also-

Oh what am I doing, this guy is just clearly a troll after so many points being made against his ''argument'' and he just keeps ignoring them.

>>8481387
I wish I could have name!

>>8481440
Gensokyo isnt grim, Reimu is grim. Everyone else seams to get along fine. Reimu is the only one left who has tea parties, because she crashes everyone elses tea parties. Im pretty sure they only show up because they dont want a visit from Reimu if they dont.

>>8481454
Fascinating portrayal you have there.

>>8481454
>Reimu is grim
>She crashes tea parties
Oh please, just stop making things up will you? If you actually 1cc'd the games you'd know that most of the arguing is mindless playing (stated by ZUN in PCB's music section), most notable example is Reimu A's MoF good ending.

>>8481454
smelly dumb secondary scum~

go play the games, maybe you'd actually see if you weren't a limp wristed credit feeding idiot.

>>8481460
Im just trying to help. Dont say I didnt warn you when you get to Gensokyo and are immediately turned in to a paraplegic because yin yang orbs crushed your spinal column.

>>8481480
That doesn't make much sense if you're a human though.

>>8481482
Yin Yang orbs can destroy the earth. I figure they can crush your bones before you have a change to prove you arnt a Youkai.

>>8481487
I don't know where you keep coming up with that but I somewhat doubt Reimu is so impulsive

>>8481491
Its the blood lust.

>>8481478
Pfft, WHAT? Man, you don't have shit on me. I have 1ccd the games on Ultra. Yep, every one of them. In fact, NDNMNB most of them, as well. Currently working on smashing the world record for IN on Lunatic. Beat it by 100M already, but I'm working for something a bit higher. Compared to me, you're a no-handed piece of shit who shouldn't even be able to use a computer. Get on my level, you pathetic child, or get the hell out. If I'm a secondary, that definitely makes you somewhere near the thousands. Get game before talking game, scrub.

Well, first find out Reimu's intentions because I'm completely at her mercy.
Then find a place to sleep and a source of food.
Also, try not to get eaten by a youkai. The humans from the village are safe, but outsiders are probably fair game. Or I'd get killed by danmaku or something. I hope Reimu wouldn't just throw me out into the wild. Seems like it'd be difficult to leech off someone there, though. Especially Reimu. Maybe I can do cleaning while she's out or something. Wait, then I'd die if a youkai attacked. Hmm. I've gotta learn to protect myself. Hopefully someone will drop by the shrine and take me as their pupil.

>>8481487
Read the above posts, Reimu knows who are youkais and who aren't.

>>8481526
If you end up at the shrine, its actually the best place, certainly better than in the middle of the forest.

I somewhat doubt Reimu would care to do much past escort you to the village or put you back on the other side of the border.

>>8481529
Ive heard of Nazis that could smell out Jews, perhaps its the same thing. Still, takes a few seconds for oder to reach the noes, it takes half that time for seeker talismans to put a hole in your gut.

>>8481529
Don't waste your time with him.

>>8481526
Outsiders can be eaten by youkai ONLY because they don't know danmaku, Akyuu says that anyone can go to Reimu to learn on spellcard basics so she may teach you or something.

Go outside and check my current location.
Should be beautiful and bright outside.

>>8481552
Has nothing to do with danmaku. Its spiritual power that protects nonousiders from primal youkai.

>>8481515
I double played DDP DOJ at 800FPS with one hand on one stick, one foot on one stick. In the end, I scored 8BIL and 2-ALL'd it. I also did all of the touhou games on Ultra no focus blindfolded at 1200FPS, no handed on a madkatz Nintendo 64 controller. I thought I would have had some competition for score running tournaments, but it looks like /jp/ is just filled with no foot no handed casuals that can't even beat any STG using only their chin, forehead, and tongue.

>>8481539
Read the above posts, Reimu doesn't attack unless she's solving an incident, and she asks first.

>>8481582
xd so randum lulz

>>8481584
Its not really considered an attack if you are attacking Youkai. The gods and her human pales look the other way. Its more like swatting a fly, you never hear of anyone "attacking" a fly.

>>8481539
Read the above posts, Reimu doesn't attack unless she's solving an incident or if she has a reason to. She also talks first, 99% of the people she fights are stopping her progress somehow and won't let her pass until a fight is done.

>>8481596
She still doesn't attack right out the bat, her job is to beat up youkai, but she doesn't do so right up unless they don't allow her to pass, which is all the time. She later befriends them.

>>8481609
Those Youkai arnt trespassing on her land either. Its just lucky for Reimu that Gods enjoy the death sentence.

Depends on how aware she is of my presence. If it just looked like she fell asleep alone I'd probably get up and like, make her food or something for when she wakes up. She'd probably be weirded out if she just woke up to some guy sleeping next to her, and I actually like Reimu, so I wouldn't want to do that.
Then again she might be weirded out that a stranger is making her breakfast.
If she were just laying there, watching, waiting for me to wake up or whatever I'd be a bit worried, as she is not my waifu, and turning her down would be pretty unpleasant.
It's all dependent on context.

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>>8481616
What does that matter? It applies to whatever scenario as long as she's solving an incident.

Anyway, it's clear she doesn't attack unless she's in an incident or has a reason, even if you're a youkai.

>>8481657
Are you crazy? She attacks all the time.

>>8481712
No anon, you are the crazy one. You continue to prove it with every post. Perhaps you should go to bed now.

>>8481712
What? No she doesn't, otherwise she wouldn't have parties inviting said youkai. She also does nothing to random visitors, for example, that previously mentioned fairy whom she advised to seek refuge for the upcoming storm.

>>8481721
The proof is in the games. Shes constantly on the attack. Thats not even including all the nameless primal Youkai she has to dispose of to keep the shrine grounds clean.

>>8481730
The games' incidents have a difference in months, not to mention, the youkai in there actually stop her from continuing, she has all the right to attack them, not to mention it's her job. She later becomes friends with those she beats up.

>>8481730
I told you to go to bed.

Or maybe the people replying to him ought to just stop.

>>8481730
If she actually disposed of the youkai in the shrine grounds, she'd have followers. Her befriending of youkai is the constantly-mentioned reason of her lack of followers.

>>8481738
Friends? You think all the weaklings that get their asses kicked by the strongest delinquent in the school become friends because they want to be? No, they do it for survival. Better to bow to Reimu's will than to die. They are just lucky they have names.

>>8481751
She has plenty of followers. Generally the game does not show the random people that pray at the shrines. She seams to make enough to support her way of life and to fund her Youkai butchery.

>>8481748
As said before, she only attacks those who try to stop her in incidents, if they had ''fear'', they would simply stay away from her and never interfere. Also as said before, ZUN said in PCB that the girls are always acting playfully despite how the dialogue may suggest otherwise.

She also would do something akin to make them her bitches instead of giving free food to hundreds of youkai. She only gets bothered by the fact that she has to clean up the mess herself.

>>8481779
Generally fear doesn't show up until after you lose a fight. I guess you have never been in a fight? Ohh thats right /jp/. I guess you have never left your room.

>>8481766
No she doesn't, otherwise she would have donations and her god would have a physical form.

She doesn't need any ''funds'' to be able to fight, she only needs to eat, she has a garden which she gets her food from, she also goes fishing, this is all shown in SaBND.

Stop making shit up.

>>8481794
Why do you continue to take him seriously?

>>8481788
...Did you even read the post? I said that, if they were actually scared of her, they wouldn't go near her after she's done with them in an incident, instead, they come to her shrine and she lets them devour her supplies without penalty.

>>8481798
I have nothing to do for the night.

I also like stating facts, as useless at it may be, it's informative to those unbeknowst to them.

ITT: Opinions vs Opinions
It never fucking ends.

>>8481810
>opinions vs opinions

What are you talking about? Its just a troll and someone bored enough to respond.

>>8481810
There's no opinions, only facts being set straight.

>>8481801
Primal Youkai arnt very smart. How many squirells/cats/birds/dogs do you know avoid the street because they fear cars?

>>8481808
>I also like stating facts, as useless at it may be, it's informative to those unbeknowst to them.
This is what shall save the world.

>>8481829
Primal my arse, they can all speak fluently and engage in common conversation, which they all have done so with Reimu.

Again, stop making shit up.

>>8481816
Stop using a ``trolling'' as an excuse for someone having a different view on something that is so vaguely composed in canon. Neither the guy arguing against Reimu being murderous nor the guy arguing for her are canonically correct because both of them take one small trait and make it overshadow everything else.

>>8481835
No, I'm actually taking things that are evident in canon, I'm not overshadowing anything and am taking every example of the debated behavior (Reimu fighting someone) and showing that it always has a reason and that she wouldn't beat you up for no reason if you were to appear besides her as stated in the OP post.

>>8481834
Poor ignorant child. Not all Youkai were frilly dresses and live in houses. Read up more on Youkai before you hurt your self.

>>8481835
Except the "troll" isn't even following and is instead contradicting canon while the other is at least citing sources.

>>8481843
When did I say that? I said they were fluent in speech and they have the ability to act coherently, which they have been shown to, just because they live in the forest or the mountain does not mean they act like apes.

>>8481854
They are little more than magical beasts. Coherently for a beast is running away at sudden movement. Knowing a murderous Miko is near by takes a little something extra.

Perhaps if Reimu put Youkai heads on pikes around the perimeter less unfortunate souls would trespass. Then again, scavenger Youkai would probably just eat them.

>>8481881
Putting youkai heads on spikes wouldn't be very attractive to possible followers and her relation with youkai would be affected, she finds it more enjoyable to be friends with the ''filthy, fearsome youkai'', considered like that by the villagers, than with the villagers themselves, despite this denying her of ever getting followers.

>>8481920
She hunts Youkai for the villagers. Shes tolerates certain Youkai so long as they dont get in her way.

As for the heads on sticks. You dont need to put them at your entry gates. I wouldnt think most followers would wandering out of the woods.

>>8482051
>Hunts youkai for the villagers

No she doesn't, if she were doing it for them, she would get rid of them on her shrine too, she wouldn't make parties for them nor would she befriend them.

She also can't just rip out their heads, and if she could, it wouldn't matter, youkai can regenerate from being cut into pieces, only spiritual power damages them.

>>8482084
Well I guess Techniquely shes does it to sate her blood lust but to the public she does it for the villagers. Thanks for pointing that out bro.

>>8482100
>blood lust

full retard, etc

>>8482107
I dont think Bloodlust is all that retarded. It can give you the strength to keep fighting even when your limbs are shattered.

>>8482100
But she doesn't have bloodlust of any kind, as explained by the previous posts. Otherwise she would have done so, which she never has, for she always has a reason. She also would deliberately go out to do such thing, which she never has done so.

>>8482125
sure, but I meant that believing a teenage girl has that is what I meant

However. Unlike the other anon, I'm not going to waste an hour of my life arguing with someone consciously making false statements.

Ask her where SDM is
and can she take me there

>>8482138
I dont think you know teenage girls very much bro. Once a girl hits puberty, they become vile destructive monsters.

>>8481843
>Not all Youkai were frilly dresses

Some of them were umbrellas or jizou statues...

How would a frilly dress youkai even work?

>>8482331
They don't wear dresses because they are handsome youkai-boys! So cool!

>You wake up after a good night sleep
This would be nice. I haven't been sleeping very well lately. I wonder what's wrong with me.

>>8479460
>>8479460
> not using the gun you keep in your pants

Study magic and become a 2hu.