/jp/ - Otaku Culture

/jp/ bragging thread?

I finished YU-NO.

I fapped 3 times in one day

I'm not a virgin and I know how to handle women.

Problem is, I have no motivation to utilize this skill.

My dick is always clean.

Define "significant".

Got an AA in Community College now working on a BS

I got accepted to a moderately hard to get into university.
That's just about the peak of my lifetime achievements.
Of course, I dropped out half a year later, but still.

Every second you uncultured swine.

Got a mediocre job where I get to talk to various 3D women and be miserable.

I was seen as intelligent as a kid and won a bunch of pointless awards and stuff. Not intelligent enough to be a prodigy, just someone who clearly had a "bright future ahead of him." Of course that was all bullshit and I did terrible in secondary school and then failed university.
Does that count?

>>8477279
that's looks like and awful lot of DRUG<3

　|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣|
　| GET OUT FAGGOT ！！！　 |
　|＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿|
　　　∧ ∧　 ||
　　 (,, ・∀・) ||
　～（＿_づΦ

>>8477401
I got that same spiel, so you can be sure at least one other person recognizes that as an achievement.

>>8477419
HELL jea i have, I'm すごいー!\(//∇//)\

I got a perfect score on the PSAT.

I got 100% on a IQ test

>>8477472
Was it an IQ test for autists?

>>8477401
>elementary
>get a rack full of medals from behind 1st honor plus several of those ribbon awards whatever being best in x
>1st year high school
>dial up internet
>games
>ragnarok
>elementary batch mates at 2nd year college, still at 1st year high school with no plans of finishing my studies
Eat shit.

I remembered 600 kanji.

^_____^

>>8477484

areyoume

>>8477297

I one managed to get to 8. But it sucks. To last ones are just some spasms and your dicks gets all "burned".

>>8477311

When she said she had 10 orgasms, she was faking it, bro.

I finished high school with virtual school by cheating and used autism as an excuse to skip verbal tests with my teachers, allowing to get myself all A's on my transcript.

I got my GED. Never did anything with it though, obviously.

I can cum in under 30 seconds

>>8477484
>behind
>being

>>8477497
How long is your current situation going to last though? I imagine benefits and playing the system are going to have increasingly diminished returns since the US isn't exactly going in a good direction.

No but I enjoy pretending that I created things I like. Chances are I made a lot of your favorite VNs.

I made a friend online.

Got good grades on HS, even got accepted by a rather good university.
I am also a good learner, I've been studying English for ten years, and have achieved C1 proficiency (CEFR). I hope to achieve similar results with Japanese, too!

I have a BS but honestly how significant is that really? They made me pay $100 for a graduation ceremony I didn't attend. The whole things a fucking joke.

>>8477510
I'm on permanent disability, and they actually just increased my benefits by $25 a month.

I got a plaque for my 3d animation project in highschool.

I then went to an art school for a 3d animation course but had to drop out because while I was getting 90+% on my 3d courses, I was getting below shit on my 2d courses.

>>8477524
Being a good person is the only significant accomplishment you can possibly make. Everything else is status symbol nonsense. If you throw away lies and strive to not believe in unworthy things you accomplish far more than that paper you got.

>consitently got honors throuhout high school.
>Come college, I realize I give 0 fucks about the major I chose, and start skipping classes and not handing in reports.

Results in a very shitty current GPA with no idea what to do with myself, academically.

Does this count?

>>8477279
I used to fix jets, now I just drink and fap.

>>8477333

I don't think I've accomplished anything in my entire life. I didn't even graduate high school and probably couldn't even get a GED if I tried.

Nope, and I don't give a fuck.

I have posted in shitty threads like these for the past 6 months or so, EVERY DAY.

>>8477279
Taught myself Japanese.

I once cropped an anime screenshot that someone else decided to save and repost.

>>8477739
I've been doing that since the dawn of /jp/.

>>8477279

Yeah, I got a job.

And under what conditions are we setting "something significant" as?

<- That.

Also learned Spanish and Japanese.

Currently working on learning the piano. I practiced about five hours today.

I suppose going to college counts too. I go to a top liberal arts college for basically nothing. GPA is alright, not great but decent.

>>8477775
You set the conditions, and then we laugh at you for having such low standards for your own achievements.

>>8477782
The ACT is pretty easy, if I wasn't falling asleep by the reading portion, I might've gotten a 35, but the 29 brought it down...

Getting a 2320 on the SAT (irrelevant to anything but hey I got into college with a 2.shit GPA so hey), winning a regional kendo tournament in my division, and having a girlfriend who's a Muv Luv fan are currently my three crowning achievements.

>>8477782
A 34 on the ACT is not that good. I got a 34 on the ACT. Over 90% of /jp/ers who took the ACT got a 33 or above.

Unfortunately I didn't get into a good school because my parents wouldn't let me go out of state and my GPA was too shitty to get into the one good university in my state.

Yeah I made some memes, perhaps the memes you are using right now.

I have a very distinguished list of past achievements.

They are long behind me now, although I'm still riding some of their benefits.

>>8477853
>Over 90% of /jp/ers who took the ACT got a 33 or above.
Is this a genius convention? A 34 ACT is 99th percentile IIRC.

>>8477871
I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a luxury vehicle. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degrees by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average /jp/ browser. There are many who far surpass me.

>>8477871
Everyone on /jp/ is extremely intelligent. I am always left in awe at you guys' wit and tact and suave senses of humor whenever I browse /jp/.

It's a result of doing nothing but responding to you guys and your shitposts as quickly as possible.

It's difficult to have achievements when you have no goals.

>>8477782
>October 2010
>had to have taken the test junior year at the latest
>currently should be near the end of second semester of senior year in high school
Underage?

>>8477888
He may be underage.. However, you are most definitely using the quotation feature incorrectly.

Please leave.

>>8477893
Calm down sperglord. No one cares about that shit anymore.

>>8477868
Memes are collaborations. Trying to claim them is nonsensical.

In what timeframe and relative to what? I graduated highschool if its a larger scope.

In a smaller scope, I made some image edits that I see get posted often, I feel like its a bit of an achievement.

I've played every VN ever made, own every fig ever produced, and have fucked every single touhou.

>>8477894
No, we all do, and with good reason. Just walk in from /v/? Are you here to talk about KS?

I've been working on that novel

>>8477912

>>8477916
Oh wow, this guy doesn't even understand how this image macro is supposed to be used. Did you seriously just waltz in from /v/ today?

>>8477922
Okay, autist. I've probably been browsing /jp/ longer than you, but whatever. I'll let you educate me. How do I use it properly? Let's hear your detailed explanation.

This thread made me think but sadly I have nothing to show for.

>>8477926

Holy shit you're new here. Lurk more, you prolapsed asshole.

I did quite well on my second attempt at college after flunking my first due to my inability to enter the classrooms resulting in me spending most of the year sitting in a park reading and freaking out if anyone walked past. Came out with a pretty high grade, although not as high as I wanted - narrowly missed the next highest thanks to a tutor not giving me the mark for some criteria I'd completed the work for - but was too sociophobic to complain about.

Shame I ended up dropping out of one of the best universities in the country for my subject due to the amount of people I was expected to be around. That was a few years ago, haven't left the house since.

>>8477888
>had to have taken the test junior year at the latest
Most colleges take applications till February or March. Plenty of time to take it senior year.

I don't think it really matters if you're a junior or a senior. What really matters is that you're in high school.

Though, I guess /jp/ basically considers everyone younger than themselves underage. I got told to get out when I was 19 and in college, but that was three years ago.

>>8478001
>I don't think it really matters if you're a junior or a senior. What really matters is that you're in high school.
Read the thread. Dude said I must have taken that ACT my junior year.

i dropped out of my third year of uni and have been pretty useless my whole life but this thread makes me want to do something noteworthy so i could look back on it and say to myself, yeah i did this.

I have had sex, twice. ever.

>>8478057
Get out of here, you unvirgin.

This is a board for wizards and wizards in training.

If only all you needed to get into college was good standardized test scores.

>>8478072
My entire school career summed up in a sentence, I hated homework so much.

Nothing any human can accomplish or invent is significant in the face of the universe.

It makes me a little sad to know I was born 32 millennium too early to enjoy the atmosphere of another planet

>>8478086

Saved a girl from getting stabbed once.
Still single.

>>8478086

>It makes me a little sad to know I was born 32 millennium too early to enjoy the atmosphere of another planet

Yeah its sad you're not an extraterrestrial virgin NEET.

I'm a fairly good whistler i gotta say.

I beat Catherine on Normal, all gold medals. Probably my biggest accomplishment to date.

Does killing myself count? I think I'll accomplish that sometime really soon.

I always feel old when people talk about SAT grades. I had a 1510 i think, 710 reading 800 math. I took PSAT in 8th grade and only me and 1 girl were offered AP classes based on results. I was really good at saxophone, and can still read sheet music. I can sing pretty good, and whistle really well(not that I do either around other people). I'm great at hiding my power level and blending in, even after not interacting with society for 5 odd years. I got a perfect score on the ASVAB after 6 years of no school. Despite hating English and reading in general in school, turns out I'm good at learning foreign languages(no not Japanese). I'm amazing at all video games and pretty much anything skill based, I got the highest rifle score out of 300+ people, though previously I had never fired a fire arm in my life. I'm in above average physical shape.

God damn other than my crippling social anxiety and self esteem issues, and the fact I'm a forever alone that spends his free time here, I'm pretty fucking awesome.

Someone responded to one of my posts.

I have almost every picture of my waifu on the net currently

I installed Gentoo once.

I learned how to aim my piss stream without using my hands

>>8478160
That's... pretty sad.

>>8478284
I happened again!

I am happy most of the time.

There's no bigger accomplishment in life.

I've gone to bed at a reasonable hour and woke up early once. In my own time zone to boot!

Hmm...

Actually I've headed an open source project that a fair number of people like and use.

I made my job (and the job of my co-workers and management) easier, using MS Excel. Saved the company tens of thousands of dollars in software, support, personnel training, time, and supplies. The department director took all the credit for it and got a huge bonus. I lost all motivation to do anything after that.

I made it back to my room. Most people lose their way and become vengeful wraiths who attack and devour wayward travelers.

I'm a girl.
/thread

>>8478371
You should think of a way to get back at him. Somehow trip him up with his superiors. Get him fired if you can. If you've still got the job that is. Otherwise, find where he lives and prank him. It'll feel good.

Made several sculptures that will hang around the land for a few decades to hundreds of years, I guess. Gotta make it a lot more.

I joined the Air Force.

I achieved absolute transparency.

In May of 2010 I got a M.A. in Experimental Psychology from MTSU. I haven't really done anything with it since though, although it isn't like you really can...

>>8478717
Are you a ghost?

I'm not a virgin
i've got a girlfriend
i'm moving to japan in september to study for a year

Finished school and got into university. Not much of an achievement, but still better than many shut-ins/abbos.