/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Contemplating suicide.

Having the leftovers of yesterday's soup, which was comprised of leftovers from the rest of the week.

>>8477081
Can I help?

>>8477087
It's not suicide if someone helps.

If only I were small enough to hide in and pop out of a warm freshly cleaned pile of clothes.

Finishing a plate of spaghetti and drinking a Dr. pepper while browsing /jp/ and listening to the steam message sound of my friend repeatedly sending me "funny" links to /b/ images.

>>8477099
Suicide by cop is a valid form of suicide.

>>8477101
If you have enough laundry it's possible at any size.

Chilling out, listening to some music, scrolling /jp/. Thanks for asking

watching gaki no tsukai and drinking whiskey

I'm drinking Sake.

The drink of choice for weeaboos.

It's really good, too.

>>8477109
I don't though, and it would be a bit ridiculous to do something so childish.

If I had enough clothes to, I probably wouldn't be able to resist the temptation though, maturity by damned.

>>8477105
This is what you get for having friends, faggot.

>>8477099
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assisted_suicide

And I'm enjoying my two daily hours of free time... Please kill me, Milady.

Drinking and browsing /jp/

I'm taking it easy, listening some music and browsing /jp/

Later I'll prepare a soup and play pc games until tomorrow, don't want to sleep today.

Remilia would be fun to wrestle with

>>8477127
>loved by everyone!

Ehehehe

jaggen my digg :DD

I.. I was just making my way to the draw thread somewhere in the back pages.

S-see you around.

>>8477140
What's that supposed to mean, Jewnes?

Save yourself OP and turn this into a Remi thread.

Struggling not to fall asleep and writing.

>>8477130
>>8477153
How could you not want to sleep?

>>8477158
I have to do homework.

Eating cookies and browsing /jp/.

>>8477178

I bet you are fat ass.

>>8477158
I want to try something new. I also hope that skipping a day of sleep will help get me out of nocturnal mode.

i'm posting banners

>>8477178

>>8477191
Some of the new banners are much too lewd, don't you think?

>>8477195

>>8477200
nah

>>8477205

>>8477200

There are too many of them now. Most of them are just plain obnoxious and I am going blocking them now. Moot needs to thin out the selection.

I think I might grab my bottle of whiskey and do...something. Probably fap.

The usual, studying animals.

>I am going blocking them now
DO IT YOU ANAL PAINED PUSSY

>>8477214
biology major?

>>8477139
Nope. The risk of a penile fracture would be too great.

>>8477202

>>8477215
FUCK I FORGOT THE FUCKING IMAGE

Trying to sleep but your creepy stalker ass won't stop staring at me. Making me paranoid!

Masturbating to lolicon.

Visiting /jp/ for the first time, that is what's happening. o.o

>>8477229
i understand how you feel, pic related lmao

>>8477229
ironic shitposting is still shitposting

>>8477232
Nah it's not that bad, I have a pretty sick mind. =ω=

>>8477115
now I'm out of sake ;_;

Just finished dinner and now I'm playing Gunbound while listening to denpa.

>>8477242
too bad you're not out of shitposting

>>8477235
what if... what if he's not shitposting? I mean, there will be a time when "xD" will become the norm here, and thet time might as well be now.

>>8477250
I'm not shitposting you are.

So there.

>>8477251
I tried so hard to get out of the habit in the past. Guess it's time to break my old friend out of the closet... Or maybe it's in my pants? XD

>>8477251
It won't happen, stop being pessimistic.

>>8477251
>>8477235
No shitpost. Ugh, get that "xD" away from me. I will go with "w" any day.

shitpo...... I mean browsing /jp/

And suddenly shit posting everywhere...meh I shouldn't be surprised anymore. Such is the way of /jp/ nowadays

>>8477300
Trick is to not let it get you down.

>>8477300
That's a very nice picture

Here, you can have this nice picture in return.

>>8477308
Thank you very much
>>8477309
Yeah that's true. Most times it doesn't bother me, but from time to time it can get the better of me. I usually just leave /jp/ for a bit and then hope for the best.

strangling lolis while posting on jp with my other hand

>>8477396
that's not nice.. I think you should stop.

>>8477396
You must be a very dexterous person.

LP 1 of Ill Communication spinning on the Sondek. Sitting on the couch and sipping a glass of scotch while I browse /jp/ on the laptop. In a bit I will probably eat dinner and watch the latest NOVA.

>>8477075
1. Trying to find a new connect for H
2. Watching chinese cartoons
3. Beer

>>8477075
just finished fappin, might play Steins;Gate

Chatting with some /a/ people on MSN, listening to music, and petting my cat.

waitin for dinner and tryin to cause HELL

Can we ban Tokiko now? I mean, other than the fact that he is fucking annoying he is also evading bans.

Browsing /jp/, listening to shit off the Umineko soundtrack, debating getting some food and then deciding on what VN to play.

drinking whiskey, learning predicate logic and listening to ZUN midi

Being on the verge of an epileptic seizure for the last hour.

>>8481096
link?

>>8481127
Ban-evasion isn't a ban-worthy offense.

Suffering through strep throat and marathoning Smallville to keep my mind off of it.

It's pretty damn good for a lamestream media show.

>>8481189
Yes it is.

>>8481189
Global rule #9. Read it.

Just got back from a trip to the liquor store, going to get piss drunk and shitpost on /jp/.