/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Politely ask for him to return it

hit him in the nuts jimmy! They are man's greatest design flaw!

Clearly he just wants to watch Lucky Star with you.

Slap his butt and have homosex overpowering him easily with my aniki-arms.

He seems like a cool guy

>Reminder, he weighs 110kg and is 1.95m.
Bitch, I know aikido.

Tell him i would suck his cock, dude if he just lets my waifu go.

the OP image blows my mind. I don't understand whats happening

He seems to have a lot of VIT, so I stay back and spam Acid Bomb on him.

>>8473320
He just visited comiket

Tell him "nice beard bro, but can you 1cc EoSD hard?"

...eventually it would lead to glorious homosex. I have always fantasized about being pounded with dick so hard that my eyes roll back into my head.

>110kg and is 1.95m.
I thought he was 50KG and 2.55m tall?

>>8473321
>VIT
Don't get me started

>>8473317
An Aikido practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.
Using the power of the attacker, the Aikido practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.

A fearsome martial arts it is

I don't really give a shit as long as he doesn't take it, if he tries to take it I'll ask him not to, if he does there is always the police. What third world country are you growing up in OP?

As an American I take him head on because I automatically assume that being 110kg means that he weighs less than me.

>>8473336
Aikido techniques are folded a thousand times and are superior to every other martial art on earth.

>>8473341
>As an American I take him head on because I automatically assume that being 110kg means that he weighs less than me.
>American
For sure he weighs less than you.

>>8473336
I have defeated countless opponents using Aikido, and they always ask me, Why are you so strong?

I answer, I'm not strong, you are.

Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.

I recommend practicing Aikido for every /jp/edo, as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDnYNroUmNs

A 50 year old man with cerebral palsy doing Aikido, very touching.

>>8473317

Would he let me suck his dick dude?

Call my mom so that she can deal with the neurotypical.

Upon considering the fact I do not own a dakimakura, I realize he must be giving me his as a gift. I accept it with open arms (and a plastic bag so I don't have to touch it). Then I run it 17 times through the wash...

Smalltime

>>8473657

>>8473648
I don't think AIDS comes out in the wash.

>>8473305
I like how none of these people just shoot his ass and take her back. Fuck this black male for stealing my dakimakura.

Get my knife and go Nanaya on him.

>>8473305
I say "hey that one's mine your's is right here'
*hand him his dakimakura*

Nigra-kun how do I become swole like you?

Prepare for delicious NTR.

I let him fuck me in the ass, since he's in my home and I obviously allowed him here.

OP's weight detail is wrong, he's just 110g, and his height still stays the same.

Now what do

Throw a banana out the window, the monkey will rush for it and die after falling twenty-three stories.

>>8474305

Blow away the hydrogen-man

>>8473305
Ask him wy would be do such a thing and offer him so yummy chicken and a side of water melon...

>>8474327
They prefer fried chicken.

>>8473305
Pull out my gun and threaten him.

>>8473336
I don't know why, but I always like the Aikido copypastas.

>>8474373
Maybe it's because it's funny XD

>>8474327
>>8474349
lol racism so funnay

Give me my pillow-desu~

Ask him to one-on-one match.
3 rounds.
30 minute break between each round.
Loser walks outside naked with a laptop with http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAEB7tF6hyE full screen, max volume.

I'd say "dude, I just jizzed on that"

"lolz that's not my daikamura but it's my roommates. Take it if u want lol"

Ask if he wants to buy it. If he does I sell it to him, and we both leave satisfied, and probably as new friends.

I don't own a dakimakura and Arc has never been in my house.

Ask if he would like some tea. Its always best enjoyed with someone afterall.

Why do I have a dakimakura and why is this nigger in my house?

Ask him if he would like to play video games with me.

Defeat him using my Aikido techniques, honor dictates that he commit seppoku otherwise he will shame his ancestors.

Wow. I would suck his cock. No homo.

he's a nigger, so i'll made a trade with him for some CHICKEN

>>8476871
I don't think he is the guy who would enjoy tea time :S

Call 911

Report him.

>>8477039
he will come back

>>8477045
Email moot to ban his isp.

Challenge him to a match of PoFV

>>8474340
I think he don't like suikawari...

*grabs cock

>>8477060
Good idea, that'll make him want to kill himself.

does /jp/ not realize that the photo is obviously shopped...

I wonder where I found a dakimakura that big

>>8476332
Racism was never an "epic meme". Multikultists like you need to get the fuck out.

>>8477141
Me and my blanda-upp'd gf have amazing sex. You're the one missing out. Multikulti is great.

>>8477141
Go to bed slav ren.

Bitch what you doin with mah dakimakura.

>>8477338
Go to hell Jew.

>>8477370
Russia is not Jewish. We are simply mountain-jews, like the Swiss.

>>8477378
Go to hell, Jewboy. Russians don't like your kind, and never will.

>>8477386
implying russian slav genes with Japanese genes aren't the perfect blanda upp.

>>8477386
>boy
If there is a child here, that's you.

I think Sayaka is getting pretty popular Anon. She might have her own place in Otaku Culture now.

Tell him what I've done to it before hand and watch as he squeels like a little girl, dives out my window and goes running back to >>>/a/.

>>8477614
What DO you do with it?

Sauce on that dakimakura, bros??

>>8477802
Madoka from Hoshikaka

>>8477802
Madoka

>>8477826
>>8477828

Thanks.

http://blog.livedoor.jp/janews/archives/6645115.html

yo

i will just counter nigger that nigger