/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Welp... I wonder when that book I ordered on the various ways to commit suicide is going to arrive.

Just had to throw that in, huh champ?

FUTANARI, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU KNOW IT?
Girl-girl action, but with penises thrown in for good measure. More than makes up for the lack of males in the Touhouverse

>>847142
I lied. I haven't ordered it because that would involve opening the door to receive the package. Sounds like a good book though.

http://www.amazon.com/Suicide-Attempted-Methods-Consequences/dp/0786704926

>>847148
I'm sorry. I'm not gay.

Read Shubesuta's work then.

>There should be more straight Touhou doujins. How am I supposed to escape my suffering if I don't have an anonymous, faceless male
There are shittons of those, faggot. What there aren't many of are straight Touhou doujins with actual male characters. I don't care if they're made up male tengu, giant frogs or Rinnosuke, as long as they aren't faceless.

>How am I supposed to escape my suffering if I don't have an anonymous, faceless male that I can imagine is my lonely self?

I know what you mean man. We need more stuff like this:

>>847205
I don't know why, but I've never really viewed Rinnosuke as the type to get laid, so it always feels a bit weird seeing him in doujins.

>>847209
I demand sauce on the delicious KOS-MOS doujin

>>847209
>Put your name into the 'OO'

:O

>>847219as the type to get laid,

But just look at the man

>>847205
The one's I've seen involve rape or the Touhous are disgustingly fat chested and whatnot.

Your supposed to imagine yourself as a playable character with a futa.

That said I like /u/ and wish there were more /u/ touhou doujins instead of futa.

>>847224
It's a KOS-MOS/To Heart doujin. Quite the deal if you ask me. I saved it to my HD at least two years ago, but it seems to come up in Rapidsearch. Hope it's the right one: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=IF93S8OA

>>847244
Many thanks, Anon.

when i read futa touhous i imagine myself as the receiver
that way i cum with happiness and love for the world

There should be more straight doujins of everything.

Especially of those "yuri" series. Homo porn is boring, and all futa does is confuse me.

>>847225

>:O

>>847262
Wapourif/Sibylla is straight. Enjoy your breasts.

>>847268
Don't be so angry, sagefriend.

I dont like futa and the only straight I'll touch is the stuff with any of the two male characters in it and that shit depends. I already have all the good /u/ stuff and thats like just 30 doujins so yeah.

ZUN needs to create a new male character.
ALL games and their fanbase start to fag up if they don't have decent balance in gender.

>>847269

At least Aaeru is attracted to flat surfaces.

>>847280
I wish that there was more tohofags like you.

>>847285 gender balance, too gay
GET
THE
FUCK
OUT

>>847285

There is no need for more male characters. All they need to do is stop ruining the girls by sticking dicks on them, and either do yuri or utilize Rinnosuke and Youki.

NEEDS
MORE
PENIS

Fuck you guys. I wish to be the little girl!

>>847306

Ruining?

More like improving!

>>847321

No, ruining. Sure, you may be a faggot who likes it, but that doesn't make it an improvement.

>>847302
Why not just use young or even old Youki see that's just being lazy.

What Gensokyo needs is a fugly fat male character like the one in Densha Yuyuko.

>>847331
Did he just fuck Komachi?

>>847334
What, a Mary Sue?

>>847331

if this is a h-doujin, then /r/ sauce

>>847198
How is a woman with a penis fucking another woman gay?
I don't get it.

The shud just make equal amounts of everything that why everyone's happy.

>>847368
for what you could of had instead

>>847343
How is he a Mary Sue when Yuyuko instant killed him afterwards?

>>847368
It's been a subject of shitstorm debate. Leave it be. Not gay, though.

I personaly like a woman that can summon tentakels over a trani or a hemaphrodite ANY FUCKING DAY.

But thats just me.

After about 3 years into animu porn anyone should realize futa is lesbian porn with cumshots. Fucking newfags.

>>847451

Because of this

>instant killed him afterwards
>afterwards

Instead of, say, wiping him out existence before he did the deed.

>>847495
Don't you strart bitch its not the fucking same thing and you don't have to be a new fag to not like it.

>>847495
Don't you start bitch its not the fucking same thing and you don't have to be a new fag to not like it.

>>847543
You forgot to fix the rest.

>>847495
your image makes you a faggot

>>847296
>>847302
Oh jesus christ, is this the author I think it is?
If it is, I hate this guy. He draws the girls so small and the guys so big that the sex is just painful to look at. Seriously, that penis was like--a third of the girl's height. Jesus christ. It must have ripped through her vagina, through her intestines, her lungs, coming to rest somewhere in the vicinity of her chest--

Guh.

THIS THREAD IS NOT FABULOUS ENOUGH YET

It's gay because fapping to penises is gay.

>>847562
Watching porn must scare you half to death

>>847572
But it's the truth.

>>847560
Reminds me of Mudo.

>>847562

but they still have features that define them as female

>>847572
Being an experianced men in life is a good thing.

Being a man experianced in porn is no thing to be proud of.

>>847600
Like the distinct lack of a penis!
Oh, wait.

>>847600
If you make a tenis ball with wings it will not fly better.
Women don't need penis to be sexy.
You are just faggots.

>>847623
>Women don't need penis to be sexy.

I think you miss the point, BUDDY.

>>847457
>It's been a subject of shitstorm debate. Leave it be.

I agree.

>Not gay, though.

Delude yourself moar fag.

>>847600

Yes. And combining those features with masculine features, for example A FUCKING PENIS, makes you gay.

>>847600
like >>847473 said its still not a woman

>>847623
It's always the people who try to convince others, and themself, that such things are evil and disgusting. And then go and watch them when no one is looking.

I wish to think that futa is only a matter of lack in manly cast.
But I know that there is futa of Tsukihime, Guilty Gear and Slaanesh only know what else.
There is no excuse for this shit.

>>847649
aren't you the one trying to convince him that its a women?

>>847603
That post I'll be copying it.

Wriggle needs more action.

>>847697
We still dot know what Wriggle is.

>>847694
Original post, do not steal.

>>847451
An ugly fat fuck fan fiction author inserting himself into a story as an ugly fat fuck character.

>>847715
A firefly

>>847560
Now I'm interested. Who is this author?

>>847636
The last part was merely my opinion, and if you believe that makes me a faggot, then I am a massive one at that.

>>847711
true mary sue is cute, sexy and awesome in every way
also hack tier

self-insertion is just self-insertion

>>847729
Opinions are made through personal experience.

>>847734
>true mary sue is cute, sexy and awesome in every way

Which is why Nia from TTGL is not a Sue, because she fails to meet any of those criteria.

>>847209

Is this a sign from god?

>>847745
Nia from TTGL is not a Sue because a Mary Sue, by definition, is a SELF-INSERT CHARACTER.

>>847752
what

>>847746
Looks like an ad to me, brah.

ITT We do not know what the term Mary Sue means. As usual.

The term "Mary Sue" is taken from a character created by Paula Smith in 1974 for her parody story "A Trekkie's Tale," published in her fanzine Menagerie #2. The character in question was Lieutenant Mary Sue ("the youngest Lieutenant in the fleet — only fifteen and a half years old"). Smith's story poked fun at what she considered to be the unrealistic and adolescent wish-fantasy characters appearing in Star Trek fan fiction of the period. Such characters were, in general, original (non-canon) and female adolescents who had romantic liaisons with established canon adult characters. They also possessed unrealistic, unlikely, and often exotic skills and traits above and beyond those that would have been expected of any character in that particular series or of a conventional author surrogate.

>>847752

Except SIs aren't necessarily perfect characters, while all Mary Sues, by definition, ARE PERFECT IN EVERY CONCEIVABLE WAY

>>847769

Except "A Trekkie's Tale" was only considered parody years after it was first published. What made Mary Sue the household word was because the author was really serious about it.

This thread is an eyesore.
And nobody besides trolls actually believe Nia is a mary sue. Or people who don't know the definition of mary sue.

Girl + Girl = Heterosexual.
Man with penis + Girl = Heterosexual.
Girl with penis + Girl = Gayer Than A Tree Full Of Monkeys On Nitrous Oxide.

>>847746
No, just a joke.
He mades fun of you again.
Just wait till you die and hit his CCHHRRUAZZZZY party.

>>847800
>Girl + Girl = Heterosexual.
wat

>Girl + Girl = Heterosexual.
You are close but this needs some work

>>847811
>>847812

He is referring to the fact that it is perfectly heterosexual for a dude to fap to, I'm pretty sure he's not calling lesbians heterosexuals.

>>847811
>>847812
I was talking from a male masturbatory perspective. I did initially state this but decided to remove it to condense my post, assuming it was self-explanatory given context. In hindsight, this was a rather silly assumption to make.

>Man with penis

Strange that you added this last bit.
Have you imagined a guy without one?
Also lesbian sex is ok but heterosexual is still more appealing for me.

>>847819
if he like looking at a man's body fucking a girl instead of a woman's body fucking a girl, that's his prob.

>>847852
its not a woman

Man it's hard to imagine a doujin where everything would be seen from a first person perspective

>>847852
But the way how things look on /jp/ is OUR problem.

>>847891
I don't have problem with that.
Work on your imagination.

>>847891
Download Kagura Mania and other doujins by Big Boss.

Holy shit, serious and DEEP talk in my /jp/?

It's good to have threads like this from time to time.
You have your ronry threads and we have our futa rage versions to release the frustration.
Both are equally useless.

>>847847
Maybe on a subconscious level I was scared someone would post a dojin with some kind of weird reverse futa.

Anyway, Yuri is generally rather boring with no climax and I put this down to the lack of man handle being manhandled. Touhou contains no fitting male characters and when dojin artists add them they’re either disgusting fat-otaku or faceless twats and neither of these should be touching my waifu’s vajayjay to begin with (thank you Paranoia Cat). Penis on a girl contains 90% less man so I’m probably not turning into a flaming bender unless all I do is focus on the sensuous arcs, playful curves and striking veins of their erotic, sensuous shafts and lolling sexy helmets.

>>848065
Yes, the doujin world needs more touhou guys(all 2 of them not counting never shown lord of tengu).
I still don't get it why they draw those stupid fatfuck faggots, like there was no better option.
Also it's a shame that there is no game with them as playable characters.
A new doujin with young Youki would be fuckawsome.

>>848065is generally rather boring

A good doujinka with half a brain can make epic shit.

>>848239
>A good doujinka with half a brain
Gues what.
That's rare

>>848175

>I still don't get it why they draw those stupid fatfuck faggots, like there was no better option.

You're looking at the wrong party, fag. Besides fucking fuglies adds to the slut and humiliation factor and by that to my arousal.

>>848281
And that is exactly what I am talking about.

>>848239
>>848269
There are like 4 of them that just do good Yuri the rest with the capability for it have dicks in the brain like most japanese men.

>>848301
>Besides fucking fuglies adds to the slut and humiliation factor and by that to my arousal.

That's why you will be able to create a happy family only after reincarnation.

>>848033
this

>>847126
>It'd be even better if it was entirely in first person point-of-view

Like a Touhou VN?. That would be epic.

>>848385
As long it's not /eientei/...

>>848239
The only yuri I've seen that's got me going was in a Momizi x Aya dojin. But, rather amusingly, the artist panicks halfway through and Aya kisses Momizi with a mouthful of Mancock Elixir.

>>848330
you're one of those sickos who post happy sex threads in /h/, aren't you? YOU. MAKE. ME. SICK!