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8458605 No.8458605 [Reply] [Original]

is pretend /jp/ related, or /a/ related?

>> No.8458609

reported

>> No.8458611

Fuck off "anon.lovesyou".

>> No.8458618

It's "go away, Jessica" reported.

>> No.8458617

Pretend with who?

>> No.8458620
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8458620

>>8458617
with Konata

>> No.8458622

At least post your contact.

>> No.8458627

>>8458622
ask
>>8458611

>> No.8458628

You wanna know something? I thought Tokiko was annoying, but you, lualdi/jessica/anonluvsyou/miao/naz

or whatever you want to call yourself
are far more annoying

>> No.8458630
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8458630

>>8458628

>> No.8458632

>>8458627

Is that really yours?

>> No.8458634

>>8458628
how could anyone be more annoying than tokiko. you're obviously tokiko. shut up and fuck off, tokiko.

>> No.8458635

>>8458632
I'm not going on it any more.

I hate to redirect you to /v/, but:
>>>/v/126246465

You have a legitimate chance of getting some pretend in that thread. There was a 600 post large pretend-time thread with three or four dedicated cumsluts going for hours earlier. You're a bit late to the party... but you can probably get something/somebody.

>> No.8458636

>>8458628
Sup Tokiko

>> No.8458637

>>8458635

Why are you here? Nobody likes your /soc/ shit, lonely fag. Reported.

>> No.8458639

>>8458637
Your reporting is really hurting me. Like, emotionally, dude.

>> No.8458658

>>8458639

Why did you even make this thread?

>> No.8458661

>>8458658
I can't explain why I get up in the morning and you expect me to explain something as trivial as why I make a thread?

>> No.8458665

>>8458661

Obviously you had a reason, but you're probably too embarrassed to say it since you got utterly rejected. Sucks.

>> No.8458669

>>8458665
I wasn't rejected. Or well, not in the way you think I was. Unless you're thinking of something else than what I'm thinking of. In that case... I don't know.

>> No.8458668

GO
TO
BED
JOSEPH

>> No.8458671

I wonder if he feels hurt when people add him and then delete him later.

>> No.8458672

>>8458669

Not him, but do us a favor and stop posting.

>> No.8458674

>>8458671
at first yeah

>>8458668
my name's Tokiko

>> No.8458680
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>>8458674
Oh.

>> No.8458684

>>8458672
I belong here just as much as you do nerd

>> No.8458689

>>8458680
She's lying.

>> No.8458690

>>8458689
I don't have a tripcode, faggot. Nice try.

>> No.8458696

>>8458689
>>8458690
That wasn't what I was responding to. I don't give a shit about Tokiko.

>> No.8458698

>>8458696
I love you.

>> No.8458702

>>8458689
You, fuck off. And take your fucking friend Jessica with you, go solve your personals somewhere you won't shit up the board.

>> No.8458700

>>8458689
>She

>> No.8458704

>>8458698
http://youtu.be/LgfbGTHOHog

Now get the fuck out of /jp/.

>> No.8458722

I'm not gay, but I wish I had a cumdumpster friend, who would just let me fuck him without any feelings, just for relief. Does anybody else want that?

>> No.8458727

>>8458722
Ah yes I would love to be fucked without having to deal with someone afterwards~

>> No.8458731

>>8458727
Don't tilde me like that you whore

>> No.8458730

>>8458722
>>8458727
We don't care about your fantasies, OP, take it to /a/.

>> No.8458732

>>8458727
Where do you live, and are you not fat?

>> No.8458747

>>8458742
Damn, you live way too far from me.

Is there any cumdumpster here living in Canada?

>> No.8458742

>>8458732
California, 130 pounds

>> No.8458749

Are you really that lonely? Sorry to say, I'm a girl but I can use dildo to satisfy you... If you want....

>> No.8458750

>>8458747

I live somewhat close.. but I won't say on here.

>> No.8458752

>>8458749
Girls are icky.

>> No.8458753

>>8458749
sup matryoshka

>> No.8458760
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8458760

>>8458753

That's not me, they didn't post a picture of Gumi.

>> No.8458762

>>8458747
I'm from southernish Ontario, Canada.
But I'm not a fag.

>> No.8458764

>>8458762
You don't have to be homosexual to take a dick.

>> No.8458766

>>8458762
Don't get me wrong, I'm not a fag either. I just want free, easy, regular, emotionless sex with the same partner every time.

>> No.8458769 [SPOILER] 
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8458769

>>8458766
>>8458764
Oh. Well anal doesn't seem very appealing to me regardless.

>> No.8458771

Go make a thread on /soc/, you fucking normals. Name it "/jp/ hookup thread" or something and go apeshit.

>> No.8458774 [SPOILER] 
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8458774

>>8458766

>free
>easy
>regular
>emotionless
>same partner every time

>> No.8458779

>>8458774
A fleshlight won't moan with pleasure as you cum inside it.

>> No.8458778

>>8458774
I've never tried a fleshlight, but obviously it wouldn't be as satisfying as cumming in a real guy's asshole.

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8458786

>>8458779
>>8458778

Just sayin', it fits your requirements.

>> No.8458783

>>8458778
>>8458779
You guys are fags.

>> No.8458782

>>8458779
>not a fag
>taking dick
>moaning with pleasure when cummed inside

Pick two.

>> No.8458789

>>8458774
Not free.

>> No.8458791

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>> No.8458792

>>8458783
Shut up, you're the fag.
>>8458786
It doesn't even fit the "partner" requirement. It's not free, either.

>> No.8458794

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>>8458792
>>8458789

They make great gifts!

>> No.8458797

>>8458783
No, I am quite straight.

>> No.8458800

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8458804

>>8458794
>>8458791

>> No.8458807

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>> No.8458810

>>8458791
>>8458794
>>8458800
>>8458807
I hate the people who go on /soc/. I'd rather be with a guy from /jp/ instead.

>> No.8458812

>>8458810

Which one are you?

>> No.8458815
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8458815

>>8458807
>>8458800
>>8458794
>>8458791

Make one and link it here then, we're all too afraid of being /soc/ial.

>> No.8458816

>>8458812
Which one? What do you mean?

>> No.8458817

>>8458810
Then name it "/jp/ hookup thread" and only let people from /jp/ post info and fuck you.
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>> No.8458818

>>8458816

Which person?

>> No.8458826
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8458826

>>8458817

>/jp/ hookup thread

That kind of requires leaving your house to do that.

>> No.8458823

>>8458818
I'm the person who wants a cumdumpster.

>> No.8458829

>>8458826
>>8458815

Here you are, it's yours: >>>/soc/9652846

>> No.8458832

>>8458829
>
You've done a terrible thing. Perhaps you don't realize how BAD /soc/ is. In any case... stop bumping this thread.

>> No.8458833

>>8458823
>>8458818
I wanted to be a cumdumpster too.

>> No.8458836

>>8458833
Where do you live?

>> No.8458841

>>8458836
>>8458833

Stop bumping this you fucking subhuman shits.

>> No.8458843

>>8458832
I'm not bumping the thread.

Also, don't worry, it's not like I'm asking you to let /soc/cermoms interact with you, just to take the 3D out of /jp/.

>> No.8458845

>>8458844

Post your contact if you want to know.

>> No.8458844

>>8458742
area?

>> No.8458862

I think most /jp/sies would be too smelly to go near.

>> No.8458860

>>8458845

>> No.8458873

Stop it!

I SAID STOP IT!

>> No.8458884
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8458884

Well... I wouldn't mind playing pretend with a fellow /jp/er.

>> No.8458888

>>8458884
irc.rizon.net
#pretend

>> No.8458889
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8458889

>>8458862

That's not true, I just took a shower today~!

>> No.8458891

>>8458884
Please do it in the /soc/ thread. We are all having a cozy time over there~

>> No.8458894

Delete this fucking shit. My god.

>> No.8458896

<matryoshka> i just bumped the thread again
<lualdi> good job
<lualdi> I can't believe I just trolled the whole board that easy
<lualdi> keep posting
<matryoshka> haha
<matryoshka> what am i, your publicist?

>> No.8458904
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>>8458896

But that never happened.

>> No.8458908

>>8458896
How dare he exploit the needs of /jp/ers for social interaction only to have fun for himself.

Guys and gals, please move over to the /soc/ thread, we have no malicious posters there, only little girls.

>> No.8458923
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8458923

>>8458908

That actually never happened though.

It was more like:

lualdi: yes
lualdi: please lurk
lualdi: create the illusion of people being in the chat (the one mentioned above)
matryoshka: haha
matryoshka: what am i, your publicist?

>> No.8458934

>>8458923
It's still preposterous, there are people here who might need some interaction, stop making fun of them that way. If you want to keep a thread bumped, bump the /soc/ one.

>> No.8458936

>>8458923
Please do not forge irc logs, the truth needs to be known.

>> No.8458953

I just woke up and this thread confuses the fuck out of me.

>> No.8458950
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8458950

>>8458934

I'm not making fun of them, I'm sorry. :/

>> No.8458957

>>8458953

Same. These retards keep bumping it.

>> No.8458968

bump

>> No.8459043

bump

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