/jp/ - Otaku Culture

i just want her to stand on my face so i can take deep breaths of her socks/feet.

I want her to sit on my face and gently tease my cock with her feet.

I want her to syringe this build up of wax in my left ear.

I just remembered that video of the guy that got his dick stomped on and her heels went in and his dick started spewing blood, anyone know what I'm talking about?

>>8455675
Fuck man, me too.

I want Eirin to have consensual sex in the missionary position for means of procreation with an individual whom she loves and has feelings for and has that love reciprocated in return.

>>8455679
fak dude. fuck you dude fuck you. D:<

>>8455679
I still occasionally remember it and cover up my penis in fear.

I still wouldn't go to a doctor even if it was eirin. She's scary

>>8455765
I would. What's the worst that could happen? No, that's not just a rhetorical question, I want to know. I'm aroused thinking about it.

>>8455661
I haven't fapped in over a week.

That ass looks so good.

Captcha: Cucumbers chruje

>>8455804
You should masturbate to Eirin's butt.

It's nice and soft~

I want to sit in a touhou's lap while she holds me in her arms during a bath. She would says "Ara, ara, what a big boy you are!" while she held my pathetically small flaccid penis between her index finger and thumb.

>>8455838
I'm assuming that's from a doujin?

Really hate to ask, especially as I "think" I recognise the art style... but link?

>>8455679
Dangers of CBT?
I was disappointed in the video.
I was expecting his balls to comepletely flatten.

>>8455871
Fuck you. I've tolerated you up until now, but seriously, fuck you.

>>8455860
yes, it was an H-doujin drawn by ZUN to promote IN.

sadly, I don't think it ever got scanned.

>stomp on my face with her feet.
>stand on my face.
But that's gonna cause severe injuries on you face...

>>8455871
My balls tingled in fear from watching that thing. Ouch.

>>8455878
There are some people you shouldn't tolerate, ever.

>>8455878
What?
I was expecting something to gross me out, but I was disappointed.
I should be consolidated, not wrongfully scorned.

>>8455895
Consolidated?

I fucking hate you.

>>8455908
Why?
How could you hate moi?
I am a princess, not a villian.

>>8455915
You can't speak English.

I know you feed on hate, but whatever. I just want to make sure that you remember that there are people all over the world who wish you were dead.
Not a lot of people can claim that.

>>8455886
>it was an H-doujin drawn by ZUN
I can't get that thought out of my head now, damn you.

>>8455895
I wish someone would grab and fondle my genitals.

>>8455710
Sex for the purpose of procreation turns me on big-time.

I can barely fap to doujinshi that don't have those X-ray shots anymore; the silly ones that show the sperm getting to the egg are the best.

>>8455925
I wonder if English is his second or third language, or if he's just functionally retarded.

>>8455925
And don't you love me for it?
Its a beautiful symbyosis. I get laughs, and I provide something for you to express your anger against.
How do you feel when you're mad?
Do you feel your blood flowing, the adrenaline, do you perhaps feel, "alive"?

>>8455785
Cancer.
Having a liquid injected into your bloodstream that will make it's way to your heart and kill you.
Having a liquid injected into your bloodstream that will solidify and prevent anything from getting to your heart.
An injection that turns you into Nemesis.

>>8455945
No, I feel sad that people like you exist. I'd love to know the mind of the likes of you; I'd like to think I'm quite good at putting myself in others' shoes, but I can't figure out why pricks like you act the way you do.

That's not to say I'm a good person; but at least I'm not you.


Also; somebody please post a tasty Eirin doujinshi.

>>8455961
That doesn't sound so bad, nemesis was moe.

>>8455972
In UMvC3, he's strangely easily to sympathize with in his win quotes.

Having said that, it also sounds like he's in constant pain.

>>8455982
Pain is moe.

>>8455972
Nemesis was the complete opposite of moe.

>>8455930
Is it because, like me, you would fap like lightning to porn drawn by ZUN?

>>8455988
But probably not something you'd want to happen to you.

>>8455998
Touché. I meant that other people's pain is moe.

>>8455969
I fucking just explained it.
Its funny.
And since i'm the generous princess that I am, i'll gift you for once.

>>8456002
When I read this, I imagined you saying it totally seriously.

I couldn't help but laugh.

I agree with you, but still.

>>8455871
>Dangers of CBT
That was it! One of the few things I still cringe at

>>8455996
>Is it because you would fap like lightning to porn drawn by ZUN?
No. No, it is not.

>>8456023
I did say that totally seriously.

>>8456015
Actually, you didn't.

I don't understand how you can enjoy annoying people through such silly things. The "laughs" you get; I don't understand where they come from.

You must be a very sad and broken person. While normally I would never wish for the false reality of /jp/ to break, I must say that you are an exception.

>>8456044
Because you're silly and adorable.
I laugh at your odd strangeness and social ineptitude, and irritability

>>8456050
I know. I also agree with you.

I still find it funny that you'd try and reason with people discussing how moe Nemesis is, though.

>>8456050
He's cute in UMvC3.

His assist call in particular is pretty moe.

>>8456015
ExHentai is down, what's the source on this?

>>8456070
If you found "us" adorable, then you'd almost certainly act in a different manner.

Or would you compare your personality to that of a little girl forcing her pet cat to wear clothes?

>>8456065
I just watched a video of him on youtube.
How is that moe in any way?

>>8456086
Don't worry, i just show my love in mysterious ways.

And finished~

Eirin's feet bacteria!

>>8456081
Never mind it's back up. I like this Eirin very very much.

>>8456100
Is that so?
Pretty fucking weak answer, saying "Don't worry" to a person wondering about what kind of person you are. Anyway, whatever. Didn't expect an answer regardless. Just wanted to remind you that, so long as you're here, you're one of the cockroaches you believe yourself to be playing with.
Not that there's anything wrong with being a cockroach; not at all. It's just that the other cockroaches such as myself would prefer it if we could all get along better. Better's probably the wrong word; more uniformly, I suppose.

Thanks for the doujinshi regardless.

Don't know why, but I find Japanese sexier; might be because I only tend to use my Japanese for porn, who knows.

>>8456141
Im glad I could help.
Maybe if you're lucky, i'll upload a doujin for you tomorrow.
Also, am I a sexy cockroach? :3c

>>8456117
Those bacteria are what gives them their distinctive glorious odor.

>>8456154
That doujin was actually perfect, aside from being in English. Thanks a bunch.

I can't judge on you being sexy or not without knowing you, but I can assume from my prejudices that you're not.

>>8456168
http://www.mediafire.com/?x04f49a0y4sw6qu

Also that's probably because the English one is CGRascal.

>>8456197
Thanks.

I love the way that the people who translate doujinshi can't speak Japanese.
It's the same with mecha though, and those fucking Hero Legends bastards. Whatever happened to them, anyway?