/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Might've been a nice image if it weren't for those tarantula feet coming out of her back.

Fine then I'll make it explicit

Sure beats shitpost #1246124

>>8452307
Oh no

It showed a butthole

Cute happy thread

>>8452323
I dont see anything lewd.

>>8452299
The janitor is active and you suddenly appear. Oh boy what a coincidence. For your sake I'll be politically correct and pretend like you used to be a janitor.

You were a really good meido. Keep up the good work, uh, whoever the new meido is. I just wish you'd, I mean he'd, allow more NEET/hikikomori discussions. People can make the case that it's against the rules, but something about those threads feel like they belong here. And besides, not like we got other stuff to discuss amid the spam and imagedump threads.

>>8452313
Great, now I can't unsee.

>>8452336
I don't give a shit either way.
Alright, let's put those rumors to rest already since I know it will be bothersome for this instance of meido to be compared to a previous, insane version.

If I was a janitor I wouldn't be able to say this: I am a janitor.

Of course that opens me up for a "pretending to be staff" ban which, fuck it, I'd gladly take, I've endured worse from the moderation.

>>8452353
I genuinely want to kidnap you, turn you into my sex slave and then eat you alive. You aren't insane, you're just ~special~. If the new meido is modeling themselves after you all the better. You were good while you lasted. I still don't know why you didn't multiply your influence by privately spreading your janitor privileges to your trusted friends (which, in my opinion would have brought about real change). Instead you quit like a little girl. A little girl who needs to be punished. I hope you're having a nice day AoC. Did you remember to take your medication. You better take them.

>>8452299
Open up wide! The faster you swallow the better.

>>8452461
I take Cabergoline though, for the tumors. Feels good to be out of the psych meds, too unpredictable and with far too many side-effects. That's why I always recommend people with depression issues to explore other options before going for drugs, they are not that great of a solution.

>>8452424
I don't know what to think about this, so I'll ignore it. Here's a nice image instead.

>>8452424
Don't believe him. He is lying to you. I have UNDENIABLE PROOF that /jp/ is the janitor, but now is not the time to post it.

I don't really like shipping, but Kaguya and Mokou images tend to be so damn adorable.

That feel when you post a thread without text and it gets deleted by meido instantly even though there are like five metathreads and other active shitposts on the frontpage

>>8452588
It's a bot that deletes threads at random. Since 90% of /jp/ is shitposting, it does its job properly 90% of the time (far more effective than a human janitor).

>>8452353
If you were a janitor, you wouldn't be able to say "I am a janitor" sure. But by prefixing it with the hypothetical "If I was a janitor" your statement becomes a tautology and as such conveys no information as to whether or not you are a janitor.

Why is Tokiko so mad? And why isn't the Maid banning him like she should? Did she go to sleep? Well, she should wake up soon, he stayed on the board long enough.

>>8452594
That feel when Tokiko always replies to your posts and threads

>>8452618
Or it just means he's a moderator now. I pretty sure that's the case. AoC really wanted to be a moderator.

>>8452338
Me too. One of my favorite images ruined forever.