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8447931 No.8447931 [Reply] [Original]

Why haven't you played pretend yet, /jp/?

>> No.8447947

because i'm not a faggot? "fuck off"

>> No.8447950

I hate konata. Hell, I hate rukkee staww

>> No.8447952

>>8447947
>>8447947
>>8447947
>>8447947
>>8447947
>>8447947
>>8447947
>>8447947
>>8447947
THIS.

>> No.8447958

>>8447950
Konata is an otaku. Therefore she is more relevant to /jp/ than you will ever be. Plus she has a flat chest and is 2D.

>> No.8447981

>>8447958
I DIDN'T SURVIVE WORLD WAR TWO OVER 4000 TIMES IN A VIDEO GAME, JUST SO I COULD COME BACK TO 4CHAN AND HAVE SOME KID ON THE INTERNET TALK SHIT ABOUT ME

>> No.8447979

>>8447958
/jp/ isn't about otakus silly.

>> No.8447987

>>8447958
>Plus she has a flat chest and is 2D.
Fucking disgusting.
Show me a proper 3d pig with some serious milk balloons and then we might talk

>> No.8447988

eew

OH GOD EEW WHATTA FUCK

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEW WHAT THE FUCK EEEEEEEEEEEW

OH GOD I HOPE YOU GO TO JAIL

GOD

>> No.8447994

>>8447947

>> No.8447996

I wish I could play pretend. And I mean REAL pretend, not just regular gay sex. Shame I don't have any friend to fuck.

>> No.8447998

>>8447987
>>/cgl/
>>/s/
or why not /b/

>> No.8448002

>>8447998
Because /jp/ is an old /b/ - anime/shitposts

>> No.8448005

>>8447950
Wow is it even possible to have worse taste.

>> No.8448009

>>8448005
Yes. Liking lucky shit would be the first requirement

>> No.8448013
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8448013

>/jp/

>> No.8448019
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>> No.8448021

>>8448009
You're really on the defensive regarding this. Any sphinxific reasons?

>> No.8448023

>>8448013
I went to a gloryhole but I was too scared to suck it so I just gave him a handjob, I don't think he enjoyed it since he barely came at all.

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>> No.8448034

>>8448023
Maybe it was his 1st time too so he was as scared as you and couldn't properly ejaculate.

>> No.8448048
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>>8448034
It's possible but I am going to go again and hope I have enough courage to suck one, it is very exciting. I wonder what Saten anon would say.

>> No.8448056

>>8448048
She'd encourage you on your journey, surely.

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>>8448056

>> No.8448073

Go away, Joseph.

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>> No.8448094

>>8448056
Saten anon will never pat you on the head and call you a good girl while you suck your first cock ;_;

>> No.8448096

>>8448090
Accurate

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>>8448094

>> No.8448110

Stop it guys, I don't want to touch my penis.

>> No.8448128

Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;

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>>8448094

>> No.8448135

>>8448128
We're all friends here on /jp/, right?

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>>8448130
I was also disappointed, personally I would love it if he gave me a handjob while I was sucking a dick but oh well.

>> No.8448168

>>8448135

I won't be friends with a mongrel like you.

>> No.8448196

>>8448168
I'm sorry.

>> No.8448257
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8448257

These are my favorite kind of threads of /jp/.
Everything about it made me proud of you today, thanks everyone!

>> No.8448268

>>8448135

My favourite thing about /jp/ is that it's a "community" where all the members legitimately *loath* everyone else involved.

>> No.8448374

>>8448268
You mean ‘loathe,’ you illiterate piece of shit.

>> No.8448407

>>8448257

And I hate you too, mongrel.

>> No.8448443

>>8448374
fuckin' TOLD

>> No.8448470

"How about a game of pretend?"

I don't see that posted much these says

>> No.8448477

>you will never play a game of pretend with a fellow /jp/er
sadautist.jpg

>> No.8448518

>>8448477

I'd play pretend with you anon-tan

>> No.8448546
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8448546

fugging gay...

>> No.8448550

>>8448477
My best mate is /jp/er like me, playing pretend with him would just be awkward.

>> No.8448558

>>8448518
Kill yourself if you know what I mean.

>> No.8448562

>>8448558
Subtle

But it doesn't really help, since /jp/ is autism gay.
Like prison gay, but with the crushing social anxiety and retardation that comes with the typical person on /jp/.

>> No.8448563

>>8448558
You probably mean you'd suck his cock.

>> No.8448572

>>8448562

I have never understood prison gay. "I'm locked up for 8 years without any women. Guess I'd better start fucking men!"

I haven't even touched a woman for more than 8 years, and I'm not about to start raping men.

>> No.8448576

>>8448572
Well prisoners aren't exactly shining beacons of self-control.

>> No.8448591

>>8448572
All that testosterone in one place man.

Though I read somewhere that prison rape wasn't really such a great deal in Japanese prisons.

>> No.8448603

>>8448591
>All that testosterone in one place man.
For Christ's sake, it's 2012.

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