/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It's not worth it. If you were a chick i might, but fuck if I'm working for both of us and you're a dude that can't lactate or let me fuck you're uterus.

leave the fantasy in your mind

Don't do it.
But you know what you SHOULD do?
Kill yourself.

>even if all you have to say is something along the lines of "don't do it" or "kill yourself"
Why would we do this?
This sounds like the dream of a typical /jp/sie.
I've found a person I can serve for, but sadly me alone is not good enough...

>>8439549
>>>/soc/
>>>/adv/

>>8439561
Well, see, it's not really a fantasy per se. I don't feel like I HAVE to live this out... I just think it'd be a nice way to spend a few years of my life, and something I can only really do while I'm young. It's also a way of supporting myself... or rather, leeching off of someone... without feeling too bad about it. It's better than prostitution or things like that, too.

Enough is enough. get the faggot shit out of /jp/ already.

I personally wouldn't let some guy or girl stay with me, but I'm sure others are different.

Never give up on your search!

>>8439575
Don't bump your own thread; it's rude.
I shouldn't really have to spell this out for you...

>>8439584
it was born here and belongs here

If only we had some sort of board for these 3D, real world problems. Like some sort of...advice board? I don't kno-oh wait you posted a manga-esque picture and it's about maids so that magically makes it okay! ?

>>8439598
>manga-esque

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PyVFYLZTms

It'd be interesting to have a live in trap maid, but they'd have to be feminine as HELL. I'm not sucking any dicks or taking it in the ass though, that's your job.

>>8439575
>better than prostitution
Seems the difference is merely semantics to me, but I also don't find the idea of prostitution bad.

>>8439614
where's your trip?

>>8439598
They're no help, and you know it. If they were, you'd visit those boards yourself.

I believe there are some depraved and powerful faggots keeping people like this, go get kidnapped and smuggled or something.

Well, only if I could beat you and bully you into submitting to my will. I would generally crush any desire you have to leave my house; and make you completely dependant on me. I would forbid you to touch your penis, it would be in chastity at all times.

Post a picture of yourself, OP.

>>8439719
Guess we should start discussing anime/manga on /jp/ then.

>>8439549
So let me get this straight.

You want to live expense-free by offering cleaning services and sex?

You're basically reducing yourself to a whore. I wish you slutty faggots would just leave /jp/.

>>8439898

>>8439549
>So /jp/, do you have any advice at all for me?

>>8440203
Я тебя в реале знаю, пидор. Не советую из дома выходить.

>>8440264
>Я тебя в реале знаю, пидор. Не советую из дома выходить.
what do these snow runes mean

>>8440203
BAHAHAHA

>>8440286
That guy is spammed on /jp/ all the time by one person.

>>8440319
Please do so, I haven't laughed so hard in ages.

>>8440292
I really should find some other picture to post

>>8440319
Or a new guy.

Totez irrelevant
but i wanted to post this cos it might make you laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA6FUEo-RO4
x

>>8440323
>>8440324
Oh yeah, I meant a new guy. I saved two pictures of this guy.

I felt compelled one day to take a visit to /soc/ and find pictures of less-than-perfect traps with the intent to spam them on some trap-obsessed board to troll.

Shameful, I know. But I can't help myself.

>>8440336
Holy shit I think my gut just exploded from laughter. Also, good thinking, you deserve a medal.

>>8440203
Cute. With a dash of estrogen and a little bit of weight loss I would consider hiring you. Look into bdsm communities and be smart. Also don't forget about the long term.

This kind of off topic thread I am ok with.

>>8440345
Someone taking this thread seriously? I thought I'd never see it.

Thank you, anon <3

>>8440336
He has nice hair.

>>8440363
If I remember correctly from the post, I believe that's a wig. I could be wrong.

>>8440375
Obviously.
>>8440356
Blow it out your ass.

Of course it is.
A man has every right to be a stay at home husband, granted he does some work like help clean , cook, and parenting.

>>8440451
Parenting?

No thanks, sorry.

>>8440459
Oh sorry, i didn't read the OP as clearly as I should have.
But yeah, its your choice. Just don't be a good-for-nothing or a slob, and you're good.

>>8440003
>You want to live expense-free by offering cleaning services and sex?

>You're basically reducing yourself to a woman. I wish you slutty faggots would just leave /jp/.

Fixed.

>>8440475
What are you going to do if a woman reads this and gets offended?

>>8440475
QFT.

>>8440480
Im not offended.

>>8440494
You're not a typical-- wait. Anyone who browses this site can't be typical, carry on.

>>8440494
You're also not a real woman.

>>8440505
You're not a real man

Wait, Lain?
As in, "I'm Lain from your website 4chan" Lain?

>>8440510
We're perfect for each other~

>>8440516
Maybe.

>>8440516
no

I remember someone saying and asking the exact same thing until he showed his face and everyone abandoned the thread.
It's wishful thinking, OP unless you actually look adorable.

>>8440534
I know it wasn't all that long ago etc, but I miss when 4chan (and the internet as a whole) used to be like this.

>>8440539
And it will never go back to the way it once was.

Get out of here, Outlander.

>>8440536
There was an actual girl who asked to do the same thing on /jp/ and I think she got a few offers, but she turned out to be a whore.

Not sure what happened to her afterwards. She might be living with someone now.

Come on man...think about what your father would think of this?
MAN THE FUCK UP[spoiler/]

>>8440642
my father can burn in a pit of scorpions

>>8440671
Roasted scorpions?

>>8440674
roasted father

>>8440674
An ice put of Ice scorpions! Frost burn is bad!

>>8440671
Ah, this explains why you are so fucked up.

Add more proof to my theory that fucked up parents make for fucked up read: gay children.