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[spoiler]Disappear. This thread is an eyesore. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread.</spoiler>

[spoiler]I'm weird with rage comics in that I don't like them but I don't hate them either. However this actually looks pretty fun. Drinking games were one of the few hyper-normal activities I enjoyed before I became an anti-socialite shut-in weeaboo.</spoiler>

[spoiler]WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434386
The /jp/ Quality Control robot is malfunctioning again...</spoiler>

[spoiler]LOL</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434372
I am quite game for this. I'm sitting here drinking beers anyway, so why not. If there are multiple anons here who want to get a little drunk, I suggest we make temporary trips and roll with our last post number. Come one, come all, this could be fun!</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434408
That's actually a cute idea. In fact someone should make a /jp/-ish version with Touhous and Tripfags™ instead of rage faces, and make a thread every fridey nite.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434408
no you faggot</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434399
There's something I never got about this kopipe. Why does it say congrats at the end? If someone made me shit myself, the last thing I'd do is congratulate them.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434408
Drink to your own stupor you dolt, alcoholics are too adamant to share their misery.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434372
YEAH WE WILL DRINK WATER
/JP/ CAN'T AFFORD BOOZE</spoiler>

[spoiler]I actually laughed when I saw this.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434416
Im thirsty now.</spoiler>

[spoiler]Jokes on you OP. I can't get drunk off of tea.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434414
That would be great. Weekly friday /jp/ drinking part. Only for those who are into such things, ofcourse.

>>8434415
1) Do not presume I am an alcoholic for drinking a few beers by myself.
2) Do not presume to speak for all alcoholics.

So, anyone playing? Let's get a round in.</spoiler>

[spoiler]Trollface needs to be retired. It seems to be the picture of choice for newspawn and idiots everywhere on the internet.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434433
I have no problem with it. It may have hit the mainstream, but it's still being used as a face representative of trolling.
Besides, I think it's fair to say Whynne should have creative control over it and he's been quite a rad dude by essentially making it public domain. He's also used it in a non-4chan context (he struck a deal with DeviantART to sell shirts, for example).</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434429
>So, anyone playing? Let's get a round in.
I'm in, but how? We can't use the thread for this.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434453
He explained how you can. Use post numbers as dice. Just pick a color/avatar and draw blots on the image for each post or something.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434428
If you drink enough tea (usually green or matcha) you can get a bit of a high from the theanine.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434453
Sure we can. Just make a temporary trip, and roll by posting. Last digit is your steps, 7, 8, and 9 get halved and become 4, 4 and 5. Try to sage so the thread doesn't stay on top all the time, but try an occasional bump to see if anyone else wants to play.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434456
>>8434459
I see. Welp, time to make a trip then.
My first trip actually.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434459
So mine is 9, which means 4,5, which means 5. I have to drink before starting, so that's one sip. And I get to choose two players to drink.

Seeing as it's only you and me here, I choose you, and me. Let's get it on.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434470
Rollan.</spoiler>

[spoiler]I don't have alcohol nor do I give a fuck, but I will be watching this thread to see how it turns out.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434482
I see what you did there, Bern. Guess that's another drink for me, but don't forget you have to drink too since you started.

Guess I'm rolling too.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434484
Drink water or orange juice
I'll have to choose someone...
The next who is going to play then.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434490
>0</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434490
Shit, hadn't thought of what would happen if you roll a 0. What now?</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434503
Skip your turn?
Let's wait a bit if someone decides to join.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434503
Guess this makes it a reroll, which puts me to 8....which is "do nothing".</spoiler>

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[spoiler]>>8434508
Sure, though I wonder if that'll even happen. Why not wait for ten minutes or so and then just finish the game? Seems like it's a pretty short game to play with only two people, so we can get into the groove of things while waiting for people to turn up.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434513
Heh.
Roll</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434525
Ok.</spoiler>

[spoiler]ROLLAN FOR QUADS REDDIT BROS</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434536
>Reddit bros
No.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434543
Yes.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434530
Meh, enough waiting.

>>8434519
So let's start off again with your roll, 5.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434566
so, it's like this</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434575
Right, how many ears do you have? And I rolled 6 in my last post, which gets us to "all women drink". Well, since we're all little girls in /jp/, I guess that's another sip for the both of us. Your move again, Bern</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434582
Two.
Welp, roll</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434583
>owner of the game
Hm...</spoiler>

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[spoiler]>>8434583
Owner? Is OP even playing?</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434589
No, I don't think so.
Let's skip this one</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434589
Guess we both have nothing to do then. Well, I threw a 5, so...I get to pick three players to drink. Guess I choose you, me, and Tokiko, if he's lurking anywhere.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434597
Yep.
Roll</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434599
Hehe, nice. the number shown on your "dice" is actually 9, so you get to drink a whole lot, Bern. Rolling in the meantime.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434610
I'm going to die
0 again?
You're lucky</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434620
Ah yes, I forgot.
Reroll again.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434615
Nah, that just means a reroll, remember? Here it is, with updated gameboard and everything.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434620
Well by all things scrumptious, can't I roll a nice three or something?</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434630
I suggest three 0's in succession gets you to drink twice or something. This is getting ridiculous. Your turn.

Also, forgot to update my own spot on the board. Here's the current board.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434630
0 again</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434638
so it's 4</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434643
I'm not wearing any socks.
Your turn</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434643
Welp, I'm wearing black socks at the moment. Crafty fuckers. Guess that's a drink for me, accompanied by a roll.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434653
>3
time to drink again</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434653
Haha, same one! Another drink for me, and then you're up.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434660
reroll</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434669
Got head. I drink</spoiler>

[spoiler]Go on, do it for uncle Delicious</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434687
It's 4 right?
Yaay, let's drink!</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434697
Yeah, and now you got a 4 so we have to drink with the owners again......Guess it's my roll.
Out of interest, what are you drinking anyway?</spoiler>

[spoiler]Aaaw, wish I could join you guys, but I don't have any booze at home right now...</spoiler>

[spoiler]We're getting close.
Two drinks for me, and you can go ahead and play twice.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434704
Water. I just went to the toilet by the way. And you?
I can't drink alcohol, I have work tommorow.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434716
6. I guess I finished.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434716
>>8434718
Ah really? I thought I was getting drunk with someone. Ah well, guess it was fun anyway. Congrat on winning! Let's hope some other anons will join us.

I'm drinking malt beer by the way. I also have work tomorrow, but not until 3pm.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434724
I cheated. Next time I'll buy booze.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434740
You'd better. I'll probably fix this shitty gameboard up with some touhou character, yukkuri and extra rules soon, so we can play the /jp/ drinking game every friday or something. It seems like a great idea to me, especially with additional players.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434758
I'm looking forward it.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434758
I'd definitely be interested if there was a /jp/ version.
Looking forward to it.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434765
>>8434767
Alright, won't be this week though, as I have a very early bedtime this friday. But I hope to have it finished soon. Remember this thread, everyone, so when I don't get shunned away when I eventually turn up with a Touhou board soon.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8434785
The real question would be when to put up a thread like that. When the European anons want to hit the booze, the American anons are enjoying their lunch, but when you start it for the Americans, the Europeans will mostly be asleep, or think it's too late.</spoiler>

[spoiler]I read some of you guys were interested in a round two. Crack open your beer or what have you, and join me for a game!
We'll take the board for another test drive before making a Touhou one, to see if it catches on.</spoiler>

[spoiler]I'd play, but I don't have any alcohol. This thread really makes me crave some, but the shops are all closed...better luck tomorrow</spoiler>

[spoiler]You could do cute pictures of touhous drinking alcohol on every tile and then some cool, gensokyo-related penalty or something.
there's enough pics of touhou's and alcohol out there.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8435026
Touhous drinking alcohol is my ultimate fetish. Look at this pic, just look at it. Isn't that the way to spend your evenings?</spoiler>

[spoiler]Just get them drunk, that's it. I suggest a drunk touhou thread</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8435065
My nigga</spoiler>

[spoiler]Touhous are like 8 to 15.
Pictures of underage drinking are against United States law (yes, really).

Reported for illegal content.</spoiler>

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[spoiler]Damn you. Now I feel like drinking.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8435078
>Stop having fun, guys.

I must say, clipping 7,8,9 at 4,4,5 skews the results to higher numbers.
I propose, if the lastest number is 7,8 or 9, you take the second last digit. It's fairer that way.

Are we including 0 as a valid roll?</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8435078
I'm pretty sure pictures of underage sex is illegal too.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8435099
Sounds good to me. It was a rule made up on the spot anyway.
0 is a reroll, but I can go for the next digit as well.

So, anyone up for a round? I've still got a lot of beers left and I'd feel better if I could share my evening with one of you guys. Even if you decide to drink water/tea/whatever. But preferably alcohol.</spoiler>

[spoiler]Tempted to try sake soon, anyone here like it? Had a sip once before, tasted just like white wine, only slightly drier.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8435125
I think rerolls would only bog the process down.
Either:
1. Second to last digit;
2. Stay on the same square, repeating the action. This can be quite heavy, really.

I won't be participating tonight, buddy. I've got an exam in 9 hours, so I have to be in a reasonable condition. Besides, I can't tolerate alcohol, at all.
A Touhou version would be really fit of /jp/. Love to see that one coming.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8435167
A good sake set is the best way to do drinking games. Makes it accessible to the people you actually want drunk.

Post more drunk tohou. For the love of god.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8435238
Love drunk touhous</spoiler>

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[spoiler]First thing I'd do when I reach Gensokyo is look up the local tavern and get drunk with my toubros</spoiler>

[spoiler]I prefer heroin to alcohol</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8435331
A bit too hardcore for my liking, but I've done MDMA and amphetamines. I prefer to stick with alcohol and to occasionally treat myself to the harder stuff.</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8435341
I highly recommend against trying it, because once you shoot up, it's very difficult to enjoy your life again normally, because everything else you do pales in comparison</spoiler>

[spoiler]>>8435383
So it is with most drugs, which is why I stick with alcohol, with the occasional dabble in hard drugs. Heroin I won't touch though, but masturbation on cocaine is heavenly, and I won't give that up anytime soon.</spoiler>

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