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[spoiler]Have you ever tried shaving and a nice pair of pantyhose /jp/?

I just got out of shower and I'm smelling really nice, I have used my best soaps/shampoos and sprayed my whole house with women's perfume. Everything is perfect.

Why don't you try it out today /jp/? If you don't like it you can just let your hair grow again. It's not like you have anything to do in the next few months anyways, right?</spoiler>

>> No.8433515
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[spoiler]Because /jp/ is for MEN.

/jp/ wears leathers and collars and attends gym.</spoiler>

>> No.8433516

[spoiler]Inviting any boys over later, OP?</spoiler>

>> No.8433517

[spoiler]Why is it that the most misogynistic board is also the one most obsessed with becoming female?</spoiler>

>> No.8433521

[spoiler]I will turn you gay /jp/</spoiler>

>> No.8433526
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[spoiler]I very much enjoy the smell of perfume, but women's clothing doesn't do much of anything for me at all. Different strokes, I suppose.</spoiler>

>> No.8433530
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[spoiler]I cant do it jp

im not a cute pink haired shota soccer player</spoiler>

>> No.8433532

[spoiler]I'd rather be surrounded by the smell of BIG, HOT COCKS</spoiler>

>> No.8433536

[spoiler]>>8433517
What do you do when all the women in the word suck? You disregard them and make a better woman. Once they not only know they aren't needed but realize they've been show up in their own game, they'll clean up their act.</spoiler>

>> No.8433538

[spoiler]I don't have any pantyhose, only a pair of thigh high socks. I even shaved everywhere from the neck down a few days ago but within a day my legs were already like a cactus :(</spoiler>

>> No.8433544

[spoiler]Sorry, I'm relatively new here, so I had no idea this was a japanese board for homosexuals (no offence). After being on here for three months the femininity and (not so) subtle homosexuality exhibited by users are getting to me.

Can someone recommend me a straight japanese board? Somewhere with no shotas, traps, crossdressing little boys, and users who don't shave their legs and drool at the thought of being gangraped by large men while wearing a skirt with their penis tucked between their legs.</spoiler>

>> No.8433545

[spoiler]My legs (or actually, my whole body) are too hairy for that to work. I don't think I'd be able to shave them efficiently, no matter what method I tried.</spoiler>

>> No.8433550

[spoiler]>>8433544
[spoiler]>>>/a/[/spoiler]</spoiler>

>> No.8433555

[spoiler]I would never put stockings on this body of mine. Call me a romantic but I believe such an atrocity would be a sin against the universe.

If I was a god I would commit anyone who did to eternity in hell.</spoiler>

>> No.8433556

[spoiler]>>8433550
Look at the newfriend who can't recognize kopipe, everyone.</spoiler>

>> No.8433561

[spoiler]I've fapped while wearing pantyhose, shit was so cash. Just make sure you shave your legs before you do it for maximum tactile pleasure.

Once I put them on it felt like my whole lower body was being hugged by something warm and tight and silky. It really does hug your skin so whenever you move around, parts of the nylon would be tugging your skin against the movement. It feels like countless satin gloved hands rubbing up and down your legs as you walked around. And the sensation you get when you rub your legs together was hasdlruiohogadg.

That seam at the middle would also rub against the underside of your pOnOs as your raging erection tries to make a tent out of it. Make sure though when you fap you take your penis out. I got carried away and ruined the pair by caming all over the inside of it.</spoiler>

>> No.8433572

[spoiler]>>8433545
>>8433538
It's called waxing.

Do it.</spoiler>

>> No.8433583

[spoiler]Yesterday I trimmed my ball-hair. I'm not a bad enough dude to actually shave them, but just being able to reach down and not feel those really gross long hairs is awesome.</spoiler>

>> No.8433590

[spoiler]>>8433572
Sorry, I'm allergic to pain and I don't think ripping out every single hair in my body would feel good.

By the way, how can I shave my balls? Neither waxing or using a razor seem too safe.</spoiler>

>> No.8433591

[spoiler]>>8433561
Hot</spoiler>

>> No.8433592

[spoiler]>>8433590
Shaving works fine. Just be warm so your ball skin is relaxed.</spoiler>

>> No.8433602

[spoiler]>>8433590
Your balls are under a layer of skin for a reason. Even if you nick your scrotum, your testes will be fine.</spoiler>

>> No.8433608

[spoiler]I'd rather epilate my legs. Same amount of trouble, but takes longer to grow back. Just a bit more painful.</spoiler>

>> No.8433609

[spoiler]>>8433602
In my many years of regular ball shaving, I have never nicked my scrotum.
I shower first to relax my sack and soften the hairs.</spoiler>

>> No.8433612

[spoiler]>>8433608
>Just a bit more painful.
That's why god invented whiskey. And vodka.
Or whatever your poison.</spoiler>

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[spoiler]>>8433609
/jp/ you are so gross I love you sometimes.</spoiler>

>> No.8433625

[spoiler]The one time I shaved my legs I took the super-lazy way out and just used one of those electric buzzer things like the haircutting places have since it was only gonna be for a day and only needed to be visual.

I dunno.</spoiler>

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[spoiler]Post pics, op.</spoiler>

>> No.8435136
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[spoiler]I use my epilator once a week to remove everything, it makes wearing silky pantyhoses and underwear much better~

I don't have any women's perfume but i do have some nice soaps and shampoos that smells like apples.
I love apples.</spoiler>

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[spoiler]>>8435136
How is an epilator? Please be detailed. The pain I'm sure can turn pleasurable with a little effort. Besides that?
Thanks~</spoiler>

>> No.8435538

[spoiler]I am incredibly hairy, especially on my legs and thighs. Shaving takes a long time, but it's very rewarding in the end. I've always thought to pick up some pantyhose because I figure they'd feel amazing on shaved legs.

Maybe I should pick up an epilator to make it easier to rid myself of hair in the future.</spoiler>

>> No.8435583
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[spoiler]>>8435502
Not that much to explain about them to be honest, they are basically just a electric shaver that pulls out hairs instead of cutting them.

There is no real pain at all with a modern one.
Unless you have very hairy legs with thick hair, that could be a bit worse.

And compared to shaving they leave you with smooth legs for 2-3 weeks usually.
Not to mention it saves you a lot of time and so on, there are other reasons to epilate/wax over shaving as well but it would take to long to explain in detail so just google.</spoiler>

>> No.8435644

[spoiler]>>8435583
Would you be willing to share a small picture? For my.... research?</spoiler>

>> No.8435652

Don't do it Saten Anon, that guy just wants to masturbate to you.</spoiler>

>> No.8435653

>>8435136
I got an epilator but it turns out to be excruciatingly painful. People who use and review them understate how painful using an epilator is. I can only do maybe a 1x1 inch patch per day.

Am I a pussy or did I just get the wrong epilator?</spoiler>

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