/jp/ - Otaku Culture

i like to play touhou, browse jp, and fap at /d/.

When I get hungry I eat, so I haven't starved to death.

Play with my shrine maidens before I'm ready to be with them forever.

I'm a pathetic coward

because i havent got all the fucking effects in yume nikki... or .flow for that matter.

im to scared to do it myself so i've been hoping i will end up with cancer or some other terminal disease.

Inertia. I seriously have no idea of why should I live.

*STEP*

*STEP*

*HOP*

That's all it takes to climb up your balcony and jump off.
Why haven't you killed yourself yet, /jp/?

>>8426377
I don't have a balcony.

>>8426381
Get one or use someone else's.

Or make one of those exit bag thingies.
Get /diy/ to help you!

It takes courage to feel suicidal and yet live on

Dunno, maybe I should just end it tonight.

>>8426387
No it doesn't.
I think we can all agree that actually working up the courage to betray your survival instincts and any societal ideas of shame/selfishness is pretty damn ballsy.

>>8426387
It takes nothing, actually. You're just procrastinating your death.

>>8426390
That's actually a good idea.
Frankly I support you.

If you go through with it and succeed, you a braver man than I.

See you in Gensokyo, brother.

>>8426386
You're implying I leave the house, ever, to get anything.

Madotsuki is pretty with her hair down. She should do it more often.

That feel when nobody ever uses the hair effects, and fanartists usually forget they exist.

>>8426377
If only real jumpers looked like this at the bottom.

>>8426393

You can kill yourself or rebel. Those are your options

>>8426398
You can buy all the materials for an exit bag (or one of those helium doohickeys) online!

>>8426296

So I can help people with the work that I do. I'm also feel the most alive when I'm being a deviant pervert, so I'd rather not give that up.

Also, I rather like rocking out to cheesy old vinyl, like I'm doing right now. Journey motherfuckers....yeah.

just because

>>8426390
I can't let you do that, anon

>>8426404
I've seen tons of alternate hair fan art.
Except the Poop Hair.

But maybe that's for the best.

>>8426406
Killing yourself is a form of rebellion.

>>8426413
Point taken. I should get around to doing that.


For Gensokyo!

Any life is better than nothing.
(except gensokyo)

So I can keep whining in daily /jp/ suicide threads like this one.

What's you guys' opinion of suicide anyway?
I mean obviously society at large thinks it's everywhere from pitiful to shameful, but I personally think it's a valid way out and people should have the right to do it.
Same with self-harm if it doesn't cause any unwanted effects or harm anyone else.

>>8426403

>jumpers

Jumper is a shitty class, play Pathfinder if you want to do real flag capping.

>>8426436
Ecks dee?

Imagine a world--a virtual reality, if you will--where you can do anything. Anything or anyone you want is yours. You can be truly happy and do whatever you want without a care in the world. Play SNES games with your favorite Touhous; relive high school as if it were a harem VN; anything you can think of, it can be yours.
Jump.

>>8426446
;_; f-fuck you /jp/ I'm going to do it.

Because if I go, /jp/ will become even shittier.

I don't usually quote captcha, but one of the phrases had athens in it. Quite telling.

>>8426435
The thing is that if it's validated then it can cause a lot of problems. Even successful people, and especially people with a lot of other people who depend on them, can be suicidal. So it can't be culturally acceptable.

It's also against many popular religions for similar reasons; they want all the followers they can get.

In Japan it's always been used as a method of pressuring people, though.

>>8426464
If singles I buy these things with tomorrows pay packet.

>>8426480
See you in Gensokyo in a week, friend.

>>8426484
Are you coming too? Or are you posting from the other side?

>>8426480
If anyone would be so autistic to kill themselves over a number, I know it's you /jp/!

I have actually made plenty of huge decisions in my life based on dice rolls and coin tosses. Given the whole many-worlds idea, I wonder what I'm like in the universe where I rolled a 12 instead of a 10, or got a heads instead of a tails.

I was already determined anyway, even if I had of got doubles it wouldn't have changed my decision. This has been a long time coming.

I can never tell how serious you guys are being.

I'd honestly be interested in a suicide meet-up with you guys if we all lived close together. Though only if we did something like inhale helium. I think I'd wuss out of jumping off a building or something.

>>8426486
I've been dead for a few months now. It's wonderful here in Gensokyo.

Just kidding. I'm not going to Gensokyo with you yet. Every time I turned the tap on I chickened out and pulled off the mask and turned it off. I... I'm not ready. I sometimes wish we could all go as a group so we can collectively encourage ourselves to meet up in Gensokyo together and make sure none of us chicken out.

I still enjoy some things, and I don't think I would be able to enjoy them if I were a ghost. So I guess I should stay alive.

>>8426497
What if we pushed each other off the building.

Just take up self-harm. Forget the teenage stigma--plenty of adults do it (read buslist or something).
It's like suicide except in smaller doses.

>>8426519
It only takes one person to pussy out and then they ruin it for everyone.

I ordered all this stuff off amazon, I wouldnt mind if we did a meetup, theres enough helium to go around.

>>8426511
> Every time I turned the tap on I chickened out and pulled off the mask and turned it off.
Do you actually have the stuff in >>8426464?
Could you take a picture?

I have a horrible feeling I'm getting trolled and everyone is role playing and it's gone right over my autistic head.

>>8426520
Tie a rope around everyone's waist. Then the person who pussies out will be pulled down with everyone else.

Come on guys, we can improve our lives and become the little girl!

Oh god it's hopeless isn't it? ;-;

>>8426526
If you happen to have a random fat guy make sure he doesn't go first because he will act like a pillow. If he goes last it ensures he crushes any survivors.

>>8426526
That'll learn him.

>>8426521
I'm going to assume you don't live in Australia.

>>8426480 >>8426496 here.

>>8426529
But what if like, the DAY after we kill ourselves, FutureTechCorp. announces a free beta test of its virtual reality technology where you get to be the little girl, and they want NEETs to live in it full-time?

>>8426522
But I'm tucked in bed, it's snowing outside and the tank, pipes and mask is in the shed (to avoid suspicion). It's not like it's sitting around in my room just ready to be used.

Explaining further:
>to avoid suspicion
I live with my parents who love me.

Why would you do anything but Russian roulette?

Most of your problem is really that you don't have enough money to live an enjoyable life, right? I mean, after all, with enough money you can not only enjoy otaku life to the fullest but you can even make "friends" to keep you distracted from things, even if they aren't real friends. They'll stick around if you have money and can be entertaining, just don't rely on them.

Find some kind of group that organizes Russian roulette and not only are you pressured into doing it once you've gone through the process but you have a chance of winning some money. Perfect solution!

>Why are you still alive?
To catch up with my backlog.

That is all.

ZUN is responsible for thousands of deaths.

>>8426543
This makes a lot of sense and it's a great idea, so I'm going to ignore it.

>>8426547
I wonder if ZUN sits back and thinks about this when he gets drunk.
He's also responsible for break-ups, hikikomori, debt, and god knows how many gallons of sperm.

>>8426536
yeah I live east coast usa.

>>8426551
Shame. I guess it's going to have to be a solo effort.

>/jp/
>where autists go to die

>>8426543
Also, if you're going out and you have people who love you or you love, I'll note that it's kind of a waste if you don't sell your organs to get these people some money. In fact, especially with parents, it's kind of fucked up if you don't at least do that much if they paid the money to raise you.

>>8426563
we can webcam it so you wont have to be so lonely when we go off to gensokyo.

i doubt anybody would even meetup with me ;__;

>>8426569
Not to sound edgy or whatever, but why care?
You're going to be dead. It doesn't matter.

>>8426582
That's not edgy at all. It makes plenty of sense. A lot of people who stop themselves from committing suicide out of guilt (for loved ones) usually don't realize that they won't feel guilt any more after dying.

All they'll feel is bliss, happiness and that they've done the right thing as soon as they arrive in Gensokyo.

>>8426569
thats actually a pretty good idea, atleast I'd be helping somebody in the world with my death.

Although I don't know how useable my organs are since my neet lfestyle isnt very healthy.

I never really put much thought into a suicide letter honestly. I think it would just be weird to onky put down "harvest my organs"

>>8426571
Might be a decent idea.

I'm sure that's not true anon, I'm quite sure you're a lovely person with lots to give yet you won't give yourself (or other people won't) a chance.

>>8426618
Sounds pretty reasonable.

"I killed myself with helium so my organs should be in pristine condition. Harvest them and donate it to a hospital."