/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

Princess of the Crystal, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.

>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

>I have buggered men

Bump for mod.

>The man I am having dinner with is a barbarian.

no way in HELL i'm takin thei're advice

>Anyone who wants to defecate in this place is advised to move along. If you act contrary to this warning, you will have to pay a penalty. Children must pay [number missing] silver coins. Slaves will be beaten on their behinds.

Buttmad mod detected.

>>8424536
>>8424538
This is by far the greatest thing I've read in my life.

>Whoever loves, let him flourish. Let him perish who knows not love. Let him perish twice over whoever forbids love.
In other words, "Without love, it cannot be seen".
>Epaphra, you are bald!
エパフラ、このハゲ!
>Sarra, you are not being very nice, leaving me all alone like this
Ancient /jp/er.

>>8424522

>ugly unibrow cosplayers and spic beaners everywhere
>shit packing traps

It's like a first century BC version of /a/.

lol dongs.

>>8424576
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1880: Lucius Istacidius, I regard as a stranger anyone who doesn’t invite me to dinner.

>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1880: The man I am having dinner with is a barbarian.

He sure was picky.

Also, what was up with Secundus?

>O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin.
Oh god, they even had meta discussion going on.

>If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girl friend

True romantic.

>>8424625
>“Secundus defecated here” three time on one wall.
Obviously a primitive version of our modern memes.

>Also, what was up with Secundus?

Some popular tripfag of the time, i guess.

O /jp/, you have held up so much tedious shitposting that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin.

>V.5 (just outside the Vesuvius gate); 6641: Defecator, may everything turn out okay so that you can leave this place

Nicest guy in the whole ancient world

>>8424645
>primitive
And yet, surprisingly modern and relevant.

I envy people from most times before me. I'm only glad I wasn't born in the victorian era, but that's about it.

I could literally buy germanic blonde loli slaves to serve me sexually if I had lived during the roman empire. I could even get an egyptian/berber/carthagian one if I was feeling kinky. How can people honestly say we live in the best times?

>VII.1.40 (House of Caesius Blandus; in the peristyle of the House of Mars and Venus on the Street of the Augustales); 1714: It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times

Even Pompeii had autists.

It seems like romans had to take a shit everywhere.

The whole city must have been their messageboard~

>>8424687
To be honest, you can buy germanic sex-lolis today if you have the means, and it would require just about as much wealth as it did in the Roman era.

What you might have meant was "I wish I could live at the pinnacle of an ancient society," but if you're going to live at the pinnacle of ANY society, why not make it this one, with dental and health care?

>VIII.7.6 (Inn of the Muledrivers; left of the door); 4957: We have wet the bed, host. I confess we have done wrong. If you want to know why, there was no chamber pot

That's kind of a shitty reason if you ask me...

>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1863: Take hold of your servant girl whenever you want to; it’s your right

>>8424719
The main difference being that it was legal at the time!

me on the right

>It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times
Ancient autism in action

>>8424719

I'm pretty sure it was considerably cheaper back then, since they were busy raiding and conquering all of Europe. It makes sense to me. Slavery was legal and they'd have an enormous surplus of them.

But if you're right, I don't feel as bad.

>>8424576
Is this the real wtH?

>>8424736
Quite, but you probably wouldn't have had the money to buy one. Rome was a paradigm of social equality for its time, but staggeringly segregated by today's standards.

>>8424744

That's what happens when you have no TV, internet, friends, job and can't fight for shit.

>>8424776
Alternatively, I could have joined the Roman legions and raped/got some of them for me by myself!

Of course, I'd probably die before that, probably on my first real battle, but don't spoil my fun.

Nowadays, some Italian is probably etching a "trollface" on a wall.

>>8424687
>I'm only glad I wasn't born in the victorian era
They had loli prostitutes back then.
Even better, if you had a little bit of extra money you could go to London and pick up a little girl from the street to use as a sexslave.
All of that and the stylish clothing make the Victorian period awesome. (If you're rich that is, but this is a requirement in all societies.)

>>8424803
if you die during your first battle then you didn't take legion training seriously.

There's a reason why their empire grew so big.

>VI.14.36 (Bar of Salvius); 3494: In one bar, a picture depicts two men playing dice. One shouts, “Six!” while his opponent holds up two fingers and says, “No, that’s not a ‘three’; it’s a ‘two’”. By the door of the bar, another picture shows a short man driving a group of men out. Above his head are the words, “Go on, get out of here! You have been fighting!”

Ancient meido

>>8424803
>don't spoil my fun.
I'd never dream of it. Who doesn't want an Aryan sex-loli? Gotta catch 'em all.

>>8424744
All he did was walk once and multiply it by 10. Learn to use the metric system.

>Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!
What a curse.

>>8424834
>It TOOK
He actually walked the 640 paces. That's the point of the graffiti.