/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>8424133
Your crime is blasphemy.

None because it doesn't even exist.

Pride, avarice and especially lust.
And after I get those three out of the way I give lust another run through.

Condense your Gensokyo roleplaying threads

do non-buddhists go before the yama?

Not entering the portal yet

Assault and battery.

>>8424185
> battery
I like this crime because I always think of like Duracell and it makes me lol

>>8424189
But the implications is that you are battering the person, however shoving a D cell up their nose is also applicable.

I don't think I have committed any sins...
And even if I did, before the Yama, I would be honest and humble. I'm sure she would see my dedication towards a good life style.

I have yet to 1cc any game on anything but easy mode. I have trouble with even doing that on some games.

I once steal bread to feed my family...

>>8424167
Everyone does.

>>8424213
You're right, you'd probably get off with a light sentence, about 200 years of hell followed up by 100 years of rehab and 50000 of community service would do.

>>8424242
what did I do deserve this

>>8424213
You're right, you'd probably get off with a light sentence, about 200 years of hell followed up by 100 years of rehab and 50000 hours of community service would do.

>>8424249
You also have to consider what you may have not done as well.

>>8424217

I incited war between the Hakurei and Moriya shrines. what do I get?

>>8424328
Nothing since it doesn't take any effort to do that, however since you seem so keen on making it look like a sin your rewards is being unable to get any pleasure from any forms of sexual pleasure for 6 months.

Hey Yama, I have a question.

Buddhist hell is a temporary thing, right? You're only stuck there for a while before being reincarnated again.

But Nirvana is permanent, right? Once you go there you are never reincarnated again.

So as time goes on, more and more people should be making it to Nirvana, right? Which means that there should be less souls around to be reincarnated, right?

>>8424266
I did. Not taking action is a choice as well, and that choice is something I consider "doing".

>>8424358
Oh and what if everyone makes it to Nirvana? Would that be the end of the world? Because there wouldn't be any souls left to be reincarnated.

Because Buddha said that the world has always existed, and it will always exist, without beginning or end.

>>8424358
Oh sure, that's just as likely as your repeat offenders with life sentences at your local lock up suddenly becoming model citizens.

>>8424372
Well there you go, I hope your enjoy your sentence for your negligence.

>>8424420
if they had an eternity, it could happen

>>8424434
In a universe of infinite length, everybody will eventually reach nirvana. It's a statistical certainty.

>>8424434
I'm also sure that if you keep dividing something by 0 that some day you might get an answer, if you had an eternity of course.

>>8424447
anon, if people have free will how could they spend forever making the same bad decisions

Well, against Gensokyo I can't really think of anything as such. I love all touhou equally. As for this plain of existence...well i'm guilty of a few things

>>8424478
That was deep Komeiji!

I once tried to take over the Hakurei shrine and failed miserably.

I fully intend on trying again soon.

>>8424423
Stop assuming that you know why I have reached the conclusions I did, okay.

>>8424478
Because some people just want to watch the world burn.

Let's hope that Marisa uses her magic to become a Youkai like Alice because if she dies anytime soon she's going to hell for a long, long time.

>>8424873
Youkais die too you know.

>>8424901
Well she'd be able to stave off facing the Yama for a few thousand more years at least.

And maybe in the meantime she'd stop lying and stealing so much.

>>8424901
> Youkais

death is coming for you /jp/

I just wanted a fishing rod...

>>8424932
Do you really find that a probable outcome? Really?

>>8425241
well maybe

who knows in a few thousand years Marisa might mature some