/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Her cousin's out fighting dragons and what does she get? Guard duty.

Maybe she fights dragons and has epic adventures for fun when she's off duty. It's important to have boundaries between work and leisure.

Good thread.

CHI NA DAH!

>>8416500
Should have used this picture, but ANYWAY!

>>8416500
I have to admit I'm offended.

>>8416588
Meiling being happy? Something isn't right here. We must rectify this immediately.

Arrow to the knee

>>8416606
It's funny cause it can also mean "It's China"

so /jp/

what type of youkai is Meiling?

>>8416642
sure thing

>>8416733

She's an accordion youkai. They threw it out into the garbage one day years ago, and it just...never left.

>>8416744
Too lewd!

Can Meiling be cute too?

>>8416751
...why an accordion? I'd understand if it was a guzheng or erhu, but accordion?

China is awesome

For the Proletariat!

>>8416960
That's still too lewd!

Speaking of China

HOLY FUCK, NIGGA I LOVE ORANGE CHICKEN

>>8416981
Do you really think Remilia would allow her servants the privilege of political freedom? I bet she's already forced the idea of a monarchy deep down all her servant's throat.

>>8417006
Nah, Remilia is just a bad employer, not a monarch.

>>8416987
But that picture is lewder. China flashing her crotch all over the place like that. Why is China so erotic when shes kicking ass?q

>>8417016
D-don't you dare talk that way about Lady Remilia!

>>8417022
She's wearing pants, so it's okay.
And Meiling is always sexy, no matter what she's doing, so it's normal you mistook it for a lewd picture.

>>8417026
Shut up, she doesn't even pay us.

>>8417050
The fuck? You would need a paycheck to work for Remilia? What would you even spend it on? IPods from the local humanvillage general store?

I just just make sure it was down in my contract that no one else gets to clean her feet but me and I am her primary food source.

Shell probably think shes getting the best end of the stick.

>>8417064
But what if you messed up and she reassign you to Flan-related duty? You're going to wish she had provided healthcare and insurance.

>>8417080
A butler mess up? I guess you dont know about Butlers, they are pretty much infallible.

Even then, there are some really great doctors in Gensokyo and im sure they can put my legs back on the right part of my body. Would be worth for the memories of licking Flans toes. Perhaps even cuddling for a new seconds and getting to smell her neck, before she started to squeeze. Ill remember the good times more than the pain.

>>8417080
I wish to be a sturdy youkai so I could play with her for longer

>>8417064
IT DOESN'T MATTER! IT'S OUR RIGHT AND HER RESPONSIBILITY TO PAY US!
YES, I WANT TO BUY A NEW DRESS AND RIBBON FOR MY HAIR! I'VE BEEN WEARING THE SAME ONES FOR ELEVEN YEARS! ;_;
I WANT TO SHOW SOMETHING NEW TO MY FRIENDS DURING THE FIVE HOURS I GET OFF WORK A WEEK ;___;

Fuck you, Gateguard, and fuck you, Headmaid, you strikebreaking WHORES! I hate you!

>>8417105
Hey, calm down, it's not my fault you're not perfect and elegant.

>>8417105
Your right? I don't think Gensokyo has a constitution or bill of rights or even a Government that guarantees your rights. Its survival of the fittest. As long as Remilia isnt ripping your head or or changing your fate so that you are destined to eat cockroaches in he basement for the rest of your life, You are getting a great deal at SDM.

She gives you a place to live, food to eat, and entertainment. If you dont like it, there a great forest full of man eating youkai you can live in.

>>8417105
Also, no one at SDM gets paid. Remilia has no income, She has a house, thats about it. Its a vast shelter, which really is a rarity in Gensokyo.

>>8417143
We don't want to get perfect and elegant.

We want to get paid. After all, we're only doing our jobs, not whoring ourselves to the boss.

>>8417154
If you try becoming perfect and elegant maybe Remi will consider paying you. As it stands, you're not even doing your jobs properly!

>>8417145
>>8417152
Oh, sorry, we thought that working at a foreigner's house would earn us some better working conditions. We could work at any other house, but it would be the same. Our comrades from Eientei have the same complaints.

>>8417166
Work at SDM, shelter, food
vs
Live in the forest, rain, cold, fierce beasts that want to eat you.

>>8417162
Pay us in strapon fuckings? No thanks.

Also, we're doing our jobs alright, we do every chore around the house and shoot our agreed array of danmaku in case we get attacked. What we don't see is our agreed payment!

>>8417166
>Our comrades from Eientei
Ooohhh, so you rats are working with the enemy, eh? Do you want to play with Flandre that badly?

>>8417173
If you want to role play as a fairy army you should learn something about them. Like for example, Sayaka cleans the entire mansion by her self. The fairies are there only to ward off Youkai and act as cannon fodder.

>>8417169
This is what sheltered bourgeois and their lapdogs actually believe. We are the same as the "monsters" outside, they are just unemployed. See the Gateguard? Yeah, she's a monster too. Just give us our goddamn money.

>>8417181
Derp.

No.

>>8417173
S-strapon?! Such disgrace! A lady as noble as Lady Remilia can certainly manage futa magic just fine without such vile things!

>>8417189
Most youkai are actually evolved from animals. Until they are old enough to develop human intelligence, they pretty much act like animals. Which makes a fairy a tasty looking treat to a Youkai fox, bear, eagle, ect.

>>8417206
Remilia wouldn't miss the chance to cum inside. You don't have the same effect with a shit strap on.

>>8417181
>Sayaka

HONG MEILING, HONG MEILNIG NAAL OK ZIN LOS VAHRIN

>>8417185
Oh and guess what, we're also working with the Kappa, the fairies of Myourenji and the fairies of the Old Hell!

>>8417216
Well, employ those animals to do your chores instead then.

Anyway, the fairies are going on strike now. Please wait warmly.

>>8417237
Oh ho, there's no deal, then. The contract demands unquestionable and absolute loyalty to the Scarlet Devil. Good luck trying to get out, though~!

>>8417267
You know, you're getting more and more out of character. One would think faeeries would rather play around and do some pretend work rather than risk getting fed to Flandre.

>>8417275
The contract also demands paychecks. No paychecks, no loyalty.

>>8417275
I would pledge all loyalty to her no matter how she treated me, but that's just me.

>>8417284
Little fairies don't even have enough character to stray away from. Even the bunnies of Eientei have it better for that matter.

There she is, Anonymous. Go spend some quality time with her.

>>8417317
can I?

>>8417205

>derp

>>>/b/

Meiling is so lucky, to be able to see the beauty of the Scarlet Devil Mansion up close any time she wishes.

>>8417317
I don't think that's an appropriate way to dress for spending some quality time

>>8417612
Well that came out as gibberish, didn't it? I really need to get some sleep.

>>8416500
Meiling the Dragonborn can kill servants. Discuss.

Why are asian girls that kick people like Meiling and Chun-li so attractive?

Bump

>>8417668
Thunder Thighs.

>>8417205

Derp, yes. Shit for brains.

http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Sakuya_Izayoi

Scroll down to The Maids of the Scarlet Devil Mansion.

>>8418096
This is all Akyuu/Yukari propaganda.

>>8417317

As long as she doesn't show me her dragon, I'd love to.

>>8419088
What if she showed you her puppies instead?