/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Ask me!

>>>/soc/

Are you a male OP?

>>8415461
Well, yes...

I would also like to know the answer to this.

Impossible. You could only get one of the shitposters since they're the only ones who are social enough to try to actually talk to you off the site. All the adorable, shy ones won't be able to contact you since they're too anxious.

I don't know, I'm not gay.

>>8415515
What? Why the hell not?

>>8415488
Good, she'll be perfect for you.

>>8415515
>not gay

>>8415534
Men aren't soft or cute and they smell.

>>8415557
Girls smell too.

>>8415557
guys can totally be soft

u have to make friends first

>>8415585
They tend to cover it better, mostly thanks to all the crap they use.

>>8415600
I-I l-like you, anon!

>>8415588
But making friends is hard! Nobody likes me...

>>8415600
??? i cant be your boyfriend but ill be your friend

oh god /jp/ it won't let me report anymore WHAT DO I DO

>>8415606
>>8415613
Aw you guys ~

>>8415600
I'll be a friend. <3

>>8415639
give me ur steam i will add u

>>8415639
I can be your friend too if you want :D

One day i will have a kind and gentle /jp/-husbando that i will marry and spend the rest of my life with, i just know it!

>>8415736
Long time no see Saten-anon, how are you?

>>8415675
>>8415660
T-Thanks, guys! Gee you're all far too nice! I'm really nothing special.

>>8415672
I don't have steam...

>>8415736
The only husband you'd ever get would be a crossboard /v/ shit that would settle for used goods like you.
It does not mater if you are not physically disgusting. You are a repugnant person inside, down to the core.

>>8415744
I'm doing fine, thanks for asking Anon!
I hope you are also doing well~

>>8415736
I'll marry you, Saten-anon!

>>8415736
>>8415768
Kill yourself out of /jp/

>>8415780
>>8415766
Just add him to your filter and shut the fuck up.

saten anon is a virgin who hasn't ever even smelled a dirty cock in his life. he's just living through his erotica he posts on /jp/. he posted in some other thread he wants to date a guy who's like a girl. some cock lover he is.

>>8415766
>>8415780
>>8415785
TAKE IT EASY MOTHERFUCKERS WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU TAKING IT EASY?
be nice to saten-anon he's a wise sensei in the ways of glory holes

>>8415806
I stalk all his posts on the archives and i have never seen this you lie.

>>8415750
dang..

>>8415768
>>8415736
im glad u are being less lewd

>>8415825
it was posted in a thread about mikos. he just randomly decided he wanted to date one or something along those lines. it was really gross seeing a sub trying to get together with another sub. it nearly made me vomit.

>>8415812
But he's a (man)slut, the epitome of what we hate in 3D. Why would you ever defend him and his female-level sluttiness?

>>8415836
Because you're a sub too?

if only /jp/ didn't hate me...

>>8415849
Because hes cute :3

>>8415864
sub this *grabs dick*

>>8415886
Reported

Craigslist.

>>8416004
seriously?

God damn. Faggots on /jp/ are even more fucked up than normal faggots.

I know these kinds of things are supposed to just happen and all, but..

I mean... every /jp/er I know is either taken or uninterested, you know..?

I just want love and affection...

I'd kill for even someone to just pretend to love me...

>>8416135
thats so sad..