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I'm feeling very ill. My tummy hurts a lot. Please cheer me up, /jp/.

>> No.8411816
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Yuyuko makes everything better.

>> No.8411817

Its not your tummy, You have gall stones.

You're going to need surgery or the pain will just get worse until you're moaning and crawling on the ground.

>> No.8411828

I'm not going to fall for that. You will explode in a diarrhea mess the moment you start smiling.

>> No.8411829

>>8411817

I appreciate the reply, but trolling isn't very nice.

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>> No.8411841

Eat some yoghurt. It'll calm you down and allow you to sleep faster. If your throat hurts too, add a small amount of grated garlic, elephant garlic or onions to the yoghurt and whip it until it has a uniform consistency.

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>> No.8411852

>>8411841

I ate a yoghurt and took some Diphenhydramine (50 mg). Thank you!

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Yuyuko-sama is so pretty!

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>> No.8411943

I get a light feeling in my chest and a strange sensation around my heart when I haven't moved from my chair or bed for >14 hours. What causes this, is it circulation issues,

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>>8411932
I would have to agree.

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>>8411932
She sure is.

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>>8411946
>>8411951
It's a fact.

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>>8411966
Indeed.

>> No.8412057

>>8412023
Katawa Touhou

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She's hot for a dead bitch

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>>8412076
Watch your foul language

faggot

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>>8412076
You should not say things like that.

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>>8412076

>> No.8412115

>>8412076
she is not a bitch, faggot.

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Yuyuko's gangsta yo.

Also

>>8411806

Laughter is the best medicine, but since you have a stomach ache and if you laugh too hard you may vomit or soil yourself which will suck... but at least you'll have a good laugh.

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>>8412203

WOW Yuyuko REALLY fills out Youmu's clothes... Tightness around my crotch...

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>>8412230
I'll do you one better.

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>>8412115
I dunno...she is kind of a jerk.

>> No.8412289

>>8411806

Stop drinking Clorox.

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>> No.8412590

I don't see any make it rain on dem.

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Aficionado of bad jokes.

>> No.8412604

>>8412321
Is that... the barista from Etrian Odyssey III?

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THIS THREAD!

>> No.8412957

What if Youmu is Yuyuko's daughter?

>> No.8412972

>>8412957
wit Youki rite/

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I lurv Yuyuko.
She is so happy.

>> No.8413057

>>8412957

What if A ghost isn't fertile.

>> No.8413115

>>8412957
Yuyucow is a fat slut, so I guess it's possible.

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>>8413115

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I would gladly rub Yuyuko's tummy.

And by rub I mean dry-hump.

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>>8413297
That's far too lewd.

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I suppose you could say that Yuyuko is dead sexy

I'm so sorry...

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>>8413448
She is going to rape you now.

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>>8413502
I wouldn't really mind that though.

>> No.8413560

>>8413502
>rape
I suppose Youmu would know more about that than she'd care to say.

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>>8413664
Ua! Hold on there. Let's not get too lewd, now.

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>>8413690
If you insist.

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Hey! Pay attention to Yuyuko!

>> No.8414114

>>8413690
>not too lewd
It's okay if it's Yuyuko.

>> No.8414118

I want to massage yuyuko's tummy.

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>>8414114
No it's not!

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>> No.8414147

>>8414123
I can't resist that face.

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You know, if this was a Youmu thread, I bet it will have double the posting frequency of this thread.

Stupid Youmu.

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>>8416005
It can't be helped, this always tends to be the case with the less popular touhous. You should consider it lucky that the thread has survived through the spam and shitposting that we have.

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>>8414147
Elaborate...

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>>8416057
That's really beautiful

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>>8416132
Indeed, I'm a big fan of people who focus mainly on the scenery, it's not seen nearly enough.

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>>8416188
Hey, how about this. How about we post more Hakugyokurou instead? Or you can go ahead and make a Touhou scenery/landscape thread.

>> No.8416673

OP here, I feel much better. Thank you, /jp/.

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>>8416661
This sounds nice.

>>8416673
I actually thought you were RP-ing, huh

>> No.8416691

>>8416686

No, I was actually ill. Sorry to confuse you.

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>>8416691
No problem, I imagine its entertaining to picture though.

>> No.8416726

>>8416707
>>8416661
>>8416188
Seriously, you guys should make a Gensokyo scenery thread. I love landscape, don't just limit it to hakugokurou

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>>8416661
I would but I'm probably going to head off to bed in a bit. I'll make one tomorrow after I wake up, if somebody else hasn't already.

>>8416673
Good to hear!

>> No.8416810

>>8416064
I cannot resist Yuyuko's will when she pouts or cries. I could die happy if Yuyuko pouted at me.

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More pretty scenery, anyone? Or more Yuyuko, perhaps?

>> No.8416866

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>>8416817
Or both if found.

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So who's more purple? Yukari or Yuyuko? Yuyuko seems to be plenty purple too.

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>>8416882
Can't get much more violet than ultraviolet.

Isn't Yuyuko pink? Or am I missing something here.

>> No.8416952

>>8416896
I wish I had this kind of skill.

>>8416817
Whenever I see a picture with a building like this, it reminds me of how much I want to sit there at night for hours, sipping sake and watching Luna (I mean the moon, not the fairy).

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>>8416896
Have you noticed how Yuyuko goes really well with the colour purple? Most of my Yuyuko pics that looks amazing have this purple tinge.

Well, it's sorta purplish pink, but...

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>>8416954
Eh, yeah, that's her background color in the game

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>>8416962
Which is why I'm deliberating whether she or Yukari is more purple!

>>8416896
>>8416954
Or take a look at a lot of the images posted in this thread. A significant amount of them seems to be associated with purple.

So anyway, how old exactly was Yuyuko when she killed herself? I don't think she would have been that old, probably around late teens or early twenties.
Hence I don't think it's really fair for her to be lumped in with the old hags.

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>> No.8417010

>>8416985
Neither. Consider purple the color of PCB in general instead.

>> No.8417030

>>8417010
So... PCB have the color of divorced old hags? That fits some of the cast unexpectedly well!

>> No.8417715

Can Yuyuko, as a ghost, walk through walls? Doesn't that make Seiga's ability useless?

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>>8417715
To be fair Yuyuko doesn't usually get depicted doing that.

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>>8413318
Her softness compels me to.

I would dare to say she's softer than Youmu.

And damn, all these landscape pictures makes me sad.

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http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm9248669

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>>8412589

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Dr. Vermillion makes the best Yuyuko

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>>8417962
Finnish Yuyuko is wonderfully fun.

>>8417968
Debatable, but that is definitely a great bit of porn.

>> No.8418130

>>8417865
Why is that, friend? You shouldn't be down when looking at beautiful pics!

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>>8418130
They remember me I will witness such beauty, as I'll never go to Gensokyo.

sad_tripfag.jpg

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>>8418374
Gensokyo is for pussies (literally) anyway. You could go to Hakugyokurou, though, if you've lived a full and satisfying life, but being down like that won't help you get anywhere!

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Yuyuko's beauty is the miracle of the afterlife.

>> No.8418682

>>8418668
oooh, is that how it is? excluding the afterlife from the universe now, are we? well fuck you, you racist.

>> No.8418714

OP's tummy hurts, my PSU or motherboard just burnt out. What the fuck do I do now?

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>>8418714
Worship Yuyuko more. That'll solve everything.

>> No.8419740

>>8418745
and there goes my new pair of boxers

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