/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I thought you gave up already

EIRIN YAGOKORO!

Shit... I was just about to go to sleep. Okay, let's hear what you got.

VERSUS

SAKUYA IZAYOIIIIIIII!

BEGIN!

You know, I'm usually not one to suffer a fool,
Let alone a silly maid under a vampire's rule.

But you think you're untouchable, with that little Dial of time?
That I'll make an exception, to school you in rhyme.

A servant girl against me? Oh my, how comical!
What hope you do have? My IQ's astronomical!

Your situation is dire,
you little serf of vampire,
My rhymes will not tire.
You're out of the frying pan.........and into the fire.

My money is on Sakuya.

Stop. I must ask you to cease your rap,
I'm gonna wind back time, just so I can unhear that crap!

Your lyrics are a miss, and your style is quite bland,
You have no hope against me, because time is at my command!

I'll crush you with time to spare, this isn't much of a chore,
You're just a washed up hag, an addicted crack whore!

Against the Perfect Elegant Maid, you certainly are no threat,
Just run along home, and play with your chemestry set.

What's the matter Sakuya, why are you getting so mad?
It's certainly not my fault that you have to wear pads!

My eyes are up here, slut, so stop envying my chest~
It's understandable you're jealous, but I must request:

Stop trying so hard, I understand that you're frail,
Giving up all that blood, it's no wonder you fail.

But take comfort in the fact, that this isn't the end,
Feel free to use that dial, and perhaps try again~

>>8409331
>Feel free to use that dial, and perhaps try again~
Oh SHIT!

I always feel a combination of awkwardness, pity and amusement when reading this

You may say that you're smarter, but I've got mountains more class.
I only need one try to sit here and school your ass.

There's no need for any redos, regarless of the time,
You peaked on the moon, and now you're way past your prime.

You have a lot of nerve, to talk about my work,
When you're a slave to that NEET little jerk.

At least I get paid, for the work that I do.
It looks like the only slut here, hah.
Is you.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

>>8409343
DAMN

YOU DECIDE!

>>8409343
Get. Owned. Well that was amusing, if the next two characters don't pique my interest I'm going to bed.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GENSOKYOOOOOOO!

I liked Eirins more

Still not funny.

This shit is like when Jewish Hollywood television producers tried to write rap into sitcoms in the 1980s.

>>8409362
Alice VS. Remilia

Yo the name is reimu and you heard about me
I'm gensokyos finest MC
Ive been through hell and back going through this land
and these youkai bitches dont seem to understand
I want to the scarlet manor on a hunch
that deez bitch was making smog to much
dat ho at the gate said I gotta wait
I said fuck china, learn to immigrate
inside the castle, what was before me
this nerdy as bitch I could tell who adored me
busted in that window "Why you in my study"
Said I'm just lookin for a new fuck buddy
she sucked my dick till I was out of breath
I told her lies so good I should have wrote mcbeth
and so this is where i met their slut of a maid
wearin this suit, dat bitch was tryina get laid
I gave her my main course and her just deserts
she said "I'll help you find the maiden after I make you squirt"
lead me through the penthous down to this do.
and laying there was this loli whore
she told "It would be no problem to fuck you
as long as you dodge this danmaku"
she through bullets to the left
kunais to the right
that bitch made me dodge that shit all night
but in the end, I know it was worth it
because that fine loli ass totally deserved it.
I'll do other games if this doesnt suck, I'm bored as shit

EPIC RAPE BATTLES OF GENSOKYOOOOOOOOOOO!

This shit suuuuuuuuuucks. Stop rapping, Dad.

>>8409379
Much and Hunch don't make very good rhymes. Good overall if it was done quick.

>>8409382
does quick count if it was copypasta?

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better

>Who's Next?
Every thread until you do it.

>>8409379
Please do.

>>8409382
>>8409385

not copypasta, just wheap whiskey. 3 minutes tops.

>>8409287
Nope. Still going.
Family obligations did eat up the majority of my time over the holidays. This is the first one of the new year.

>>8409363
only one battle per thread. Go to bed.

>the rest of you
>pic related
>who am I quoting?

>>8409373
This. You're far too dorky and white to write convincing or funny rap lyrics.

reimu thinks you're cool terbogg

>>8409390
Never.
I hate you.

>>8409395
Sittin there, tendin, to my shrine
When the ground erupts, man this shit aint fine
Go behind and there's a fucking geyser
How can I fix this shit, I aint macguyver
So I try go underground to explore
next thing I know I'm covered in whores
theres one dumb who got suck in a bucket
and this drunk oni ho, who just beggin me to suckit
so I break past their defenses into the underground palace
and this pink hair bitch tries to get at my phallus
she says "I'll let you fuck if my pets can join in"
I told that bitch was and to find some other men
to in to the pits of hell to escape
and after I can say I might as well been raped
this cat eared bitch grabbin all on my ass
the bringer of the dead should have more class
I told if she purred for me and she stripped
I'd bring that bitch all fulla cat nip
now in the depest depths of this fire
I found a bitch who shoulda caught on telephone wire
she had big wings and a mouth to match too
wish I could put her in my personal zoo.
so I said, bird bitch, you I got a conclusion
how about you stop with all that nuclear fusion
I got all the power you need right in my pants
now lets get down low and lets take that chance.
and the last thing to spit out that geyser
was nothing but my lustful desire.

I think I should probably sleep

>Who Won
Sakuya

>Who's next
Prismrivers vs Sunny Milk, Luna Child & Star Sapphire.

Or >>8409390 just so that doesn't become a "thing" in these threads.

>My eyes are up here, slut, so stop envying my chest~
>It's understandable you're jealous, but I must request

Cute.

Tengu style, tengu style, yo, huh, huh
Yo Kai Clan ain't nothin' ta fuck wit
Yo Kai Clan ain't nothin' ta fuck wit
Yo Kai Clan ain't nothin' ta fuck wit

There's no place to hide once I step inside the moon
Dr. Erin, prepare for the boom
Bam, aw, man I slam
Jam, now punch like Unzan

I be dodgin', and grazin', my score is amazin'
I'm tossin' more glowin bullets than fuckin' Reisen
And the Result said, ya dead
Tengu's Fall Wind chops off your fuckin' head

Suwa who was that? Aiyyo, the Yokaiz back
Makin' humans go *pichun* like on Mayohiga
Me fear no-one, oh no, here come
The Yokai shogun, killer to the hitbox

I puts the bullet to the boss, I gets rude and I'm forced to bomb it up
My style carries like a Rocket God
Across the clear blue sky, seek the Lunar Sea
I slam gaps like Devil hacks from Makai

Now why try and test, the Yakumo Empress?
Blessed since the birth, I spellcard your best
'Cause I take the sake, then drink the sake
And party, too, with my crew while we head Moon to Earth

And if you want flan, then bring the ruckus
Yo Kai Clan ain't nuttin' ta fuck with
Straight from the motherfucking shrine that's busted
Yo Kai Clan ain't nuttin' ta fuck with

>>8409507

You don't have to talk like that to rap. There are cute girls in the J-Hiphop industry who do it cute-y.

>>8409511
We ain't got no cute girls hangin' around here, nigga.

It's time for you to enter the 36 Gaps.

(Remilia)
Yo, yo
Yo niggaz call me Remilia cause I be pumpin yo feelin
rite out yo body wit da bloodloss ya be keelin
ovah, slowah, more green and sick dan a park named Rosa
feelin far out gensokyo my niggas mye killaz reppin me hard
cause i do dis shit
i do dis shit
i do empirical calculations beyond the moon and the stars
i contemplate metaphisics while observing earth from mars
i calculate corroborate communicate and convocate in convocations
situations where things can get lesbo, homo.. dick? no!
time for mah hoe sakuya to poot the mad diss on you bitch azz

(Sakuya)
Nns
Nnnns
Nnnns
Lezzgo
AYO YALL BITCH ASSSES AINT GOT SHIT ON MY DICK CAUSE I BE SWAGGIN 30S IN DIRTY CALUMNY LIKE GINGRICH WIT DICK
LYIN FUCKIN WIT YOU GOVNMENT AINT SHIT TO YOUKAI
MY MASSA KNOW WHUPTUP SHE SEND ME TO NEWSDIVE
SPREADIN PROPAGANDA WHILE LICKIN HER GANJA BUDDIN FLOWER LIKE LILLY OR YURI
GET IT? GET IT

(Remilia)
dam...damn...
I be more Aryan than Himmel be proud o my roots done more time than john stossel and got tattooes to boot
be more scared o my maidhoe and my sissa will rape ya
be more frightened o danja and my sissa will ate ya
be up all im gensokyo like dat nigga-ass shrine maiden
and u bet your bitch ass i gonna make ur life fadin
got no time for basic ass hoes be more concerned with causality
imprinting my legacy on incriminating criminalities
omniscent omnipresent as the boners surrounding me
i drink NEETs blood and leave their semen-dicks floundering
dats rite i use you for my own will and ends
but aint got no pleasure yet...maybe should make amends...

werd

>>8409511
This intrigues me, please give me a few example artists to look up

Shame on a sennin who try to run game on a sennin
Tao lass wild with the trigger!
Shame on a sennin who try to run game on a sennin
Tao lass- I FUCK yo' ass up! What?

(HUT ONE, HUT TWO, HUT THREE, HUT!)

Ol' Kaku Seiga, live and uncut!
Bullets unbreakable, shatterproof
To the young youth, ya wanna get card? Bomb!
PICHUN! How you like me now? Don't fuck the style
Ruthless Tao!
Do ya wanna getcha belief knocked the FUCK out?
Wanna get on it like that, well then shout!

Yo Taishi, yo Miko!
Hit me with the shaku
The damage, my Clan understand it be flavor
Boatin', blazin' comin atcha
First I'm gonna getcha, once I gotcha, I gat-cha
You could never capture the Mononobe's stature
For feng shui and for rapture, got niggaz resigning, now master
my style? Never! I put the fucking curse in the wild kid, I'm terror
Tao sharp, I sever
the head from the Buddha, I'm better
than my compeda, you mean competitor, whadeva!
Let's get together

Shame on a sennin who try to run game on a sennin
Tao lass wild with the tri-PICHUN